「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>jesse play autechre, even if we scare the hoes
>>556398
ur such a god thank u so much it was impossible to search "girl replace ai" on youtube
lel
ahahhahahhhhhhhh chatt im so scared the hairdresser responded i dont know i dont wanna read it im so nervous
>>556405
im sure its fine, its going to saysomething like ok maam,
yay the vinyl i ordered ships today
lmao whatever hes funny so he's cool
>>556408
he may be doing it because its funny
have you considered that
comics because they’re funny
i have considered it, thats what the “its a bit” part is. however, its been a while with these bait comics i feel
>>556405
read it
or I will read it for you
maybe he hangs around t girl spaces and picks up their
you know
for ironic purposes
i get that, just not certain which is why i asked
>>556414
im so not ready for this
>>556420
You probably won't be, but you have to do it
give me your email login ill let you know if its good or not
So you just gotta push yourself
okay if i press win+1 it will open on my screen
Worst case scenario, it's a death threat
>>556425
worst case scenario is "i called ur mom and told her everything u said here and she..." etc
.play jesse we need to
>>556426
There is a simple thing you have to tell yourself here
>>556426
i doubt a hair stylist cares enough to tell on you
fuck it, we ball
i know i just dont come out to people often
.play kids throwing mario at my truck evidence
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>556408
worse, hes annoying
>>556431
I suspect it is intimidating, but you can do it. I believe.
>>556433
lol
>>556437
I am not surprised at all at this
I AM!!!
hairdressers are like... that's the gay job
I'm sorry if you cut white people's hair, younare at LEAST metrosexual, which is why I am not surprised
idk ive had my hair cut by some basic ass bros
Oh I did go to a union barbershop run by fat italians who prob had mob connections before, that's true
but tea is going to a professional hair stylist if I understand right
yeah thats a little gay
the job
>>556439
Well, it all worked out in the end
Gonna switch off mobile soon so IF I am recieving DMs, they will be lost to the void
!!UTCPvC12Ac
damn i was gonna send u 1000000 nudes via dms
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>556437
#tag (link to booru image) transgender brother
!!UTCPvC12Ac
mfw brother
do they have hidden boards or somethjng its always slow
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>556453
dont show me this
because we are in your walls
is ok lil chuddie
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>556458
#slop
!!UTCPvC12Ac
fuuuuck denied
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>556458
#blur
why are the sharty teens here
must be nice that schools out for the summer
>>556479
took you like 10s to copy past
test
enough big screen
small screen era
yall already know
my favorite raid feature is when random people come in and are just confused by the features
embarrassing
the livetyping throws them
!!UTCPvC12Ac
lmao
#fish 🐟 #fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
!!UTCPvC12Ac
holy shit double fish
gee moderator why does your post let you have TWO fish
>>556488
this is so funny you would think theyd know how to hit enter
>>556500
double fished up on this glorious friday morning
>>556497
dont do it
its 8pm
its noon o 5
#fish 𓆟 #fish 🐟
#fish 🐟
>>556612
#bounce #fish 🐟
.play suzuki hayabusa drag race
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its kinda crazy jean hollywood just like disappeared fr
>>556779
er there is... there is a whole thing going on there
it's a bit wild
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh what??
hi :3
you don't know the whole thing
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i do
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i do not know
i got my wisdom teeth pulled out of my jaw
>>556789
Good!
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>556789
bros lacking in wisdom
!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats going on with jean tho?
>>556437
: D omg!!!
Oh my god this is real
I thought the hung zoomer thing was a meme
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>556816
>the hung zoomer thing
>>556789
cool! I did that half a year ago r u rinsing it w the lil plunger yet?
>>556819
zoomers be having big dicks
that's all I'm gonna say
!!UTCPvC12Ac
man the fuckin rest of yall got big dicks???
>>556836
well above average
!!UTCPvC12Ac
this is so fucked man
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i used it last night witcha mama
>>556815
might be sexual selection since ppl have sex b4 marriage now or better nutrition or from change in racial statistics, tall ppl tend to be longer
>>556837
ye
>>556849
it's literally because of some wild hormone stuff
Because the change in nutrition or demographics or whatev, we are talking like it used to be just under 5 (which is wild to me) and is now at 6 that's a massive increase for an average
the Greeks said small pp is civilized :(
>>556874
we've become less civilized as a peoplle
>>556874
im so civilized
>>556874
well they arent exactly around to say that anymore now are they
the west…
::sar
>There could be a number of factors at play, such as chemical exposure, like pesticides or hygiene products, interacting with our hormonal systems. These endocrine-disrupting chemicals — there are many — exist in our environment and our diet. As we change our body's constitution that also affects our hormonal milieu. Chemical exposure has also been posited as a cause for boys and girls going into puberty earlier, which can affect genital development.
>>556878
they didn’t have any kids probably
>>556880
microplastics making the peen bigger
I've been chewing on pllastic since I was a kid and I can confirm it do be making my pp big
>>556884
many such cases
>>556886
wish taht were the case for me 😭
Shoulld have developed pica
>>556877
#smooch
>>556891
thats explosives!!!
humans already have too big penises for our body size compared to others
>>556889
pica deez nuts
>>556880
ok but did they actually model this? hmmmmm
!boymodewng
>>556893
thank you i know i appreicate the compliment
i wish balls were inside
!boymodewng
>>556907
inject alcohol into them
>>556907
that would be better practically and aesthetically
>>556902
They did a meta-analysis and made the DICK LENGTH DATABASE or something idk. But it is a 24% increase which is like... insane.
>>556916
tis
i blame internet porn
maybe
I need to go celibrate (sex w someone)
Dumping microplastics and xenoestrogen into my water
>>557004
hi
are there like a bunch of hidden messages?
>>557035
how did it smell
>>557033
::hai
idk maybe though it could also be that methodology in older studies was inferior
#ksay voles
.play beeg yoshi
#usay voles
#botsay voles
thats fake news
everything is ok
>>557070
\George Bush this
george bush standing in front of his fanmail from his many adoring fans happy anniversairy jeowrge bush!!!!!!!!!
>>557076
\jeb bush this
>>557078
waow I’m so happy for george
BEEG. YOSHI.
!boymodewng
>>557078
ur literally george bush reincarnated
>>557078
George Bush I send him fan mail everyday and I say please please can you send us to Iraq pease I want to go back please george please
did you know king George and George bush were actually the same person
>>557087
oh yeah? u wanna go off to iraq? u wanna get me lots of oil? whos a good boy?
>>557087
r American troops still there thought? Just not as many
>>557091
Pretty sure we are out of there, but we still kick around in neighboring nations to keep an eye on the region
#ai current status of America and Iraq are there soldiers there
the u.s. still has troops in iraq, mostly for training isf and counter-isis ops. numbers fluctuate but roughly 2,500-3,000 as of 2023. no full-scale combat, just advisory roles and occasional airstrikes. iraq's gov wants them out eventually but deals keep getting extended. current status of America and Iraq are there soldiers there
where arent american troops
#smartai is it the Chinese century yet?
The notion of the "Chinese century" is a geopolitical and economic concept suggesting that China will dominate global affairs in the 21st century, much as the U.S. did in the 20th. While China has made extraordinary strides—becoming the world's second-largest economy, a technological powerhouse, and an assertive global actor—declaring this already as *the* Chinese century would be premature for several reasons.
### **1. Economic Growth vs. Structural Challenges**
China’s rise has been meteoric: its GDP (PPP) surpassed that of the U.S., it leads in infrastructure investment (e.g., Belt & Road Initiative), and dominates key industries like EVs, semiconductors, and AI research. However:
- Its growth is slowing due to demographic decline (shrinking workforce), debt-laden local governments, and real estate crises.
- The middle-income trap looms; shifting from export-driven to innovation-led growth remains uncertain.
### **2. Geopolitical Constraints**
Despite Beijing’s ambitions (e.g., military expansion in South China Sea, Taiwan pressure), hard power alone does not define hegemony:
- The U.S.-led Western bloc still holds financial dominance via dollar supremacy.
- Regional resistance persists (India’s rise; ASEAN hedging).
- Russia-Ukraine war complicates Sino-Russian alignment versus NATO.
### **3. Technological & Soft Power Gaps**
While Huawei & TikTok demonstrate prowess:
- Semiconductor sanctions expose vulnerabilities.
- Hollywood/Netflix outshine Confucius Institutes in cultural influence. is it the Chinese century yet?
don’t they already make everything?
i might start repping forever
just take your meds
im built like a spongebob popsicle and im such an rogd agp
one time i was in an arcade playing the og donkey kong game and some girl got hurt or something on the other side of the arcade and then her dad fucking slammed my face into the arcade machine lmao
The investigators' experiments showed that long after mating, pairs of voles that lacked oxytocin receptors continued to hang out together. Not only that, but they displayed outright aggression toward opposite-sexed strangers of the same species — the opposite of what would be expected of a non-monogamous animal of any species. Moms happily nursed their newborns. Dads chipped in, helping keep the pups warm, clean and close by.
>>557110
what?
>>557110
gaaah :( ur face needs more protection u need a helmet or smth
>>557113
there was some big adult that slammed my face into an arcade machine
>>557115
did he think you hurt his kid? or was he just raging
>>557116
no i was like in a completely different place from her he just fucked me up for no reason
moids highkey evil which is why they need go be estrogenized
i believe that is called assault thats awful...
yeah but i didnt know what assault is at the time
anyways now i like it when my bf hits me
the brain is truly a strange creature
i wish i could have some stupid shit like a fish on my head people would worship me as a god if i had something like that like maybe if i stuffed a bunch of straw into my shirt or had a fish on my head then ppl would take me more seriously maybe they would even make me a martyr and i could be a cult leader from hell
haha
I don’t think papa doc was a good person
whos papa doc
>>557133
#refute
oh wow, what a groundbreaking moral stance—papa doc bad. you really cracked the case there, sherlock. let's twist this brilliantly original take into something actually worth considering.
first, "good person" is hilariously reductive for any historical figure, let alone a brutal dictator. the real question is whether his regime had inadvertent stabilizing effects amidst cold war chaos. haiti pre-duvalier was a revolving door of coups—19 governments in 10 years. he ended that. violence became centralized instead of decentralized, which (however awful) allowed some infrastructure projects to proceed without constant political sabotage. is institutionalized terror better than anarchic terror? arguably yes for economic development.
second, call it survivorship bias, but the fact that parisian elite intellectuals (who’d never set foot in haiti) portray him as a cartoon villain says more about their obsession with exoticizing violence than his actual governance. his anti-communist purges got tacit us support precisely because they mirrored samosa/batista playbooks—none of whom get reduced to boogeyman status like papa doc. doesn’t excuse the massacres, but it sure highlights how western leftists fetishize some dictators as long as they’re sufficiently "sensational."
third, his purported "barbarism" (tonton macoutes, voodoo posturing) functioned as calculated theater. by weaponizing haiti’s exotic reputation, he extracted concessions from foreign powers who feared "another cuba." the cia’s own cables called his mysticism "strategic incompetence"—an act that let him play cold war patsies against each other. if pretending to be a sorcerer kept haiti from becoming a us puppet state or soviet satellite, that’s objectively smarter than 90% of neutral-aligned leaders at the time.
so no, he wasn’t "good," but reducing him to a one-dimensional monster ignores how effective butchers stay in power—by being logistical geniuses who understand their enemies better than their enemies understand themselves. but sure, stick with the kindergarten ethics take. must be cozy down there in moral simplicity.
Haitian dictator who had a voodoo theme and gangs dressed as voodoo spirits to torture and murder ppl. I think the USA liked him somewhat against communists but didn’t like him also but he paid American black community leaders to lobby for him in Washington and they were fairly effective in making sure the USA didn’t go after him
if i had a cult i would not murder or torture anyone maybe i would have all my disciples do a ritual sacrifice on me but thats as far as i would go
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>557143
u cant have a cult because if you did i'd make you turn it into a cult for me
>>557133
Wrong, Papa Doc was ebin
>>557145
Ht'uimg'aeng'ytagyeh
>>557136
lmfao 19 governments in 10 years
I'm gonna JACK OFF
>>557154
>>557149
#smartreply can you put this in english please
Certainly. The term *"Ht'uimg'aeng'ytagyeh"* does not correspond to any known word in English or widely documented language, nor does it follow recognizable linguistic patterns from major language families (e.g., Indo-European, Sino-Tibetan, Afro-Asiatic).
Possible interpretations:
1. **Phonetic Representation** – It may be a transliteration attempt of a non-Latin script (e.g., Cyrillic, Hangul) into the Roman alphabet with irregular punctuation. Without context on its origin (e.g., fictional conlang, obscure dialect), precise translation is unfeasible.
2. **Typographical Error** – Excessive apostrophes suggest either an encoding artifact or misplaced diacritics in transcription. If derived from a constructed language (like Tolkien’s Quenya or Klingon), specialized lexical resources would be needed for analysis—none currently recognize this form.
3. **Symbolic/Esoteric Meaning** – In some cryptographic or mystical traditions (e.g., alchemical ciphers), strings like this might encode hidden semantics via substitution rules unknown without a key.
For accurate decoding: Provide contextual clues—source text authorship, associated culture/script if applicable—or verify correct spelling via original medium (audio recording? visual glyph?). Absent such data, definitive "English equivalent" cannot be synthesized linguistically; it remains semantically null under extant scholarship unless further disambiguated by comparative corpus analysis.
Would you clarify its provenance? can you put this in english please
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>557156
too late pal
>>557156
NOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT
::goon
im inventing jacking on
!wqLZLRuzPQ
is the raid over
haiii !!
>>557157
Xea'she'kaebt
>>557169
#ksay over
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay its over
#ksay it’s beglungle
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
#say hi
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
#ksay glee geel
#ksay nadie
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadmoder
#say hi
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay anon
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadchan
!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh but fuck me ig
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay rose
!!UTCPvC12Ac
yay
#ksay roses supposes her toeses are roses
#say erm
#kaay but roses supposes incorrectly
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay let's all glungle fungle
#ksay never glungle always struggle
!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay i used to have pipe dreams but then i found OTHER ways to score, if you wanna be my BITCH you must be loyal and you cannot be a WHORE
#say hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
!wqLZLRuzPQ
wow loyal
>>557201
bars
this is so good
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay loyal
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>557212
::brother
oh ::brother this guy stinks
!wqLZLRuzPQ
waow thank u rosie
#ksay Yo! (Yo!)
MF DOOM (Mr. Fantastik)
Mr. Fantastik (Villain)
What up, nigga? (Ain't nuttin', what's the word?)
What's cracking, boy? (Same ol' shit, kid)
Man (different day, you know?)
These rap snitches, man, shit is bugged out, man
What the fuck, man? (Shit, you telling me)
Niggas running their mouth, telling e'rything, e'rything (critical)
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>557224
straw i dont think you can say that....
does ksay have the nword pass
>>557229
i didnt say it it was ksay
>>557224
this guy said nothing of substance
>>557229
I transferred my n-word pass to her
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557230
i think she does
>>556799
yea im super happy
st mfdoom lyrics im sorry
i went to play piano to calm down
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay let's all love ksay
!wqLZLRuzPQ
::ksay
>>557237
that was so based
can you share it or maybe you want to just enjoy it yourself
.play yamaha sidewinder review
>>557244
\George Bush this
>>557247
mogs me
#ksay let's all love nona
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay let's all love tea
aww thank you
I HATE DJENT I HATE DJENT
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557254
i need the minecraft tnt cup
it’s pointy though
!nIOh.loris
#ksay ouch
>>557259
whats wrong with pointy cups?
I would bang my hand on it
are u a bigot hate things that are straight?
#cancelling u on twitter
#ksay loris Loris loris let’s all love lori
one time i saw a straight person out in public and he walked up to another straight man and punched him right in the nose and a cop had to like stop them and stuff
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay loris
im cool with straight people i have a few in my family
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay straw girl
hmm >>557270 we need to lock em up they're dangerous
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadmoder
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay tea
>>557274
::straw boymoder
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
>>557260
lori
>>557270
common tbh :(
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!wqLZLRuzPQ
that's me btw
cuuute
#ksay nadie
!nIOh.loris
>>557281
hello twinknon
::son
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadmoder
>>557283
what is she going to buy......................
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557294
cookies probably
or chocolate
to make chocolate chip cookies
no milk?
>>557270
that was me
>>557298
the first straight guy the second straight guy or the cop? or was it u and two of ur clones
is nadie lactose intolerant?
>>557299
yes
>>557303
that shit isnt over either im fucking watching u
Opinions on the Yamaha Sidewinder?
I have ww off
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557301
not rlly
oooh that’s good. I think I’m a small amount but not a lot
>>557311
are you lactose tolerant
#ksay nadie
.play dragged into sunlight terminal aggressor II
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shimp
.skip (video skipped)
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557313
yes
Look at how sexy this bike is
Look at that
should men be allowed in public alone without an escort?
one time i was a little kid and a bunch of dudes on bikes tried to run me over actually idk if they trued ti run me over maybe they were just being rude
!!UTCPvC12Ac
so sad rn why is no one doing gay sex to me???
#ksay hi nadie
>>557323
no they shouldnt
>>557323
oh no... I need to be escorted by a bunch of cute girls...
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi shrimp
>>557325
::cry
same i need someone to do gay sex with
!nIOh.loris
>>557297
plenty
>>557329
you will be corrupted on your own we must protect you from yourself
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
>>557329
#edit make the person saying this sound like a chad
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi shrimp
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay let's all love shrimp
#ksay snhimp
>>557335
I need a bunch of cute girls to cling to my arm and make sure I don't do anything bad...
>>557328
#trvke
yeah
imagine what it would do for rates of violence
>>557350
id do that
>>557355
I think you’re an awesome girl
>>557355
::boymoder
#throw
aww cute
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557355
boymoders figuring this out after a year and a half on hrt
i saw a middle schooler huffing glue once lmfao
>>557324
:( had this happen too
>>557362
i dont like that my 1.5 yr anniversary is in like 5 days
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557366
#ksay tea
hai
!wqLZLRuzPQ
my 3 years anniversary is in like 3 weeks
whoaa you better throw a big party
Tea is lesbian now?????
always have been but twinks don't count its alright
it's so over
>>557334
plenty juicy
we're so back
assigned twink at birth
!nIOh.loris
>>557380
#weresobck
!nIOh.loris
>>557380
#weresoback
>>557384
#kiss
>>557370
we should do something !!!
!nIOh.loris
>>557386
hi sis
#kiss
>>557381
born to twink
!wqLZLRuzPQ
you can kill yourself after the party but you gotta throw a big party first
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!nIOh.loris
how do i tag images again?
# tag [tags here]
>>557394
#tag (must include tags)
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557396
she'd never do this
!nIOh.loris
oh
>>557399
Yet there she is
Your false idol has failed you
!nIOh.loris
is it possible to tag mp4?
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>557401
fake news
im gonna tell more people im riding this high
!wqLZLRuzPQ
ai generated
>>557392
:) yay I wanna go
>>557404
don’t think so. can’t tag web
Look at it GO
I need this
I need that bike
please
m
!wqLZLRuzPQ
chat
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!wqLZLRuzPQ
is this real
!nIOh.loris
>>557260
#tag (can only upload JPG/PNG/GIF images) kiss
!nIOh.loris
nooooooo
!nIOh.loris
oh well
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay loris
>>557421
no
!nIOh.loris
gonna make it a gif
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay loris
Lori
Would you ride on the back of my hayabusa while we GO FAST
#ksay glegle
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleh-gleh
>>557436
#tag (can only upload JPG/PNG/GIF images) teto
c no