>i'm in a relationship but my alter is looking for someone new
y'all i give up the dating app people are officially too beyond the pale for me to even goof on at this point

>>557994
ebikes are cool especially for getting around hilly places but you can't take them on real roads
motorcycles are based
steel horsey
i want one so bad
my car feels too big to me

>>558003
hell yeah

one of the dating app people is a motorcycle sales rep who's gonna teach me to ride i am kinda hyped

>>558009
i don't know if i'm gonna fuck him right now i am just trying to be his friend and ride motorcycles and maybe dirt bikes with him
we'll see where it goes

>>558013
alright that's fair lol
that would be such a win for me

way better fuel economy too

remember to always undertake cars and ignore traffic lights

thats the first lesson

honestly i think there is a spectrum of people who enjoy piloting a ground machine
on the based end you have people who want to strip away all the layers and the big metal cube and just be their body and a little sliver of steel flying across the landscape like a horse rider or a broom witch
then on the other end you have truck bois
truck bois just want to drive an M1 Abrams tank across writhing pedestrian bodies

>>558021
that's fair. cars are very balanced and bikes are a little scary. i want to learn to drive stock cars also

>>558026
you are correct and based for this

my dad has an absurd truck on 4 foot tall wheels (there are 6 of them) that has a ridiculously large body and tiny bed he can barely use
i make fun of it all the time
he loves that truck and he is wrong for it
he also drives like an asshole

>>558030
i make fun of it to his face btw don't worry i am not a coward

it's funny

he gets so defensive about it and starts playing country songs about trucks to drown me out

>>558038
that looks fun

snowmoder is so me fr fr
in college i used to wander outside of city limits in the winter and go sit in empty fields full of snow when it was blizzarding and just meditate there

>>558042
this one makes me giggle for real omg

for a long time i called myself a nickname people gave me in college related to my snow habits but then i found out it has a perverse meaning so i had to stop, rip

yes it was snow bunny

>>558053
it was i highly recommend doing this if you have a blizzard and good outerwear to ensure you don't go hypothermic etc
caution is important with winter weather but going out in the thick of it safely is peak
then you get all hot from trudging through it
can take off your coat and be like, warm in the cold snow for a bit
so kino

also diving backwards trust fall style into really big snowdrifts
so fun

>>558061
yessss

whats the point of wheeling btw

this be cooler if this guy was a femboy

>>558079
wouldn't that be sort of uncomfortable on a bike lol

>>558085
yeah

most men would be better if they looked like girls and were faggy

>>558089
don't take away my firefighters nooo

femboyfirefighters mnnnn

>>558092
can they still be fit and hunky

no

twunk or nothing

i like my boys cute and feminine

>>558096
well good for you but you can't have all the men on earth

yeah i xan

>>558098
::angery

WOAH BOYMODER U CANT SAY THAT

lol

>>558106
yeah i dont like it too much

>>558106
personally as an adhd person who grew up being called a retard by my parents all the time i feel like i am allowed to say it as much as i want even though i'm not dumb

you adhd types....

>>558112
well it's not really reclaiming because i am categorically not retarded and maybe the smartest person i have ever met is myself in fact
it's just sort of like, it's hard for me to feel like it's offensive to say because of how liberally i've always heard it used

.play mj lenderman bark at the moon

i wouldn't call a person a retard that's offensive
but saying "xyz is retarded" seems fine
same as with idiot/idiotic
i think it's wrong to call people fools, call their acts foolish

>>558115
but you've met me so

the joke here is that i am the smartest person ever

if ur so smart be a girl

>>558122
thanks i am 0.001% less smart than you so i didn't get it without explanation

>>558123
no yeah that's fair. i just have a hard time like, categorizing it mentally as a serious word
it's about as bad as "fuck" in my mind and i can't move it lol

well my jokes are pretty high level

its gonna be like a bike or smth but yeah go ahead

mhm i claled it cos im smart

>>558128
maybe i just need a good cancelling

>>558135
>leftoids try to cancel me and say my name a lot
>rightoids try to reactionary defend me and say my name a lot
>all anyone remembers is something happened and i was mentioned a lot
absolute win

>>558137
if you get cancelled enough times it stack overflows into nothingburger
i am donald trump but a zoomer on estrogen
no one can stop me

>>558140
also in the category
>barron trump

lol jk but can you imagine the meltdown if that kid trooned

im rose orlando on estrogen

>>558149
::rose_orlando woaw

>>558152
#throw
::rose_orlando waow

wow (unbased) @booru

i really need to find my password lol

i wrote it down somewhere

i refuse to request a new one this is my fault

>>558162
yes, purity policing in subculture is older than the idea of cancellation or the internet. it's been written about.
but "cancel culture silencing free speech" also isn't real

well there is maybe some chilling effect
but not the way the people who yell about cancel culture think

i jack off police tbh

>>558174
they are mad that "what's acceptable" no longer aligns identically with their values. nothing more or less. they want to be praised for their beliefs and anything less is silencing

like as in i police the jacking off i do not jack off the police

>>558180
what happened tea

my political stance is i think girls who do songwriting and are like cool indie rock girls should be given millions of moneycurrencies to do whatever they like

eepilator, makes u go to sleep

always feels good to beat someone playing modern controls with classic controls on SF6

>>558240
idc