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anon
im a young prodigy now my plate filet mingon no more collard greens doctor told me eat my vegies im smoking broccoli, u werent in the trenches you cant rock with me
sadmoder
>>558491
yeah he mogs me to hell and back
anon
all man must accept a small amount of gender™ into their style it makes them so much more attractive
anon
>>558495
ive heard good things about finnasteride too but never needed it myself
anon
I looked up finnastride and there’s a lot of depression. apparently the enzyme which makes dht also makes this one that’s really good for ur mental health
anon
How many people here can do the thumb sign or the wrist sign of marfan syndrome?
tea
i was thinking i should do something like that style but with a black coat instead
>>558502
anon
>>558501
I think I already kind of have an idea of what you are into, but I am def gonna make you look at tons of stuff
>>558518
anon
I am really convinced that trans people are overrepresented in connective tissue disorders but we need real studies on it not fucking sperg powers
anon
>>558497
based based based maybe u could have the one of your hair a year ago too so he can think on how they match to you too? but it’s great as is!!
anon
>>558503
My wrists are too big even though I got long as creepy alien fingers
>>558507
tea
my mom told me a cute story. "when u were born and ur grandfather saw you the first thing he did was look at your hands and say 'yep, [they]'re gonna be a pianist alright!'" and that made me really happy
>>558545
anon
>>558511
pointer has to pass the base of the thumb joint without using your other hand to set up your fingers like that. like you can just do it with one hand
>>558514
anon
But my hands are a bit jacked up
tea
>>558502
nah just as in like i thought like with a good haircut i could look real cunty or whatev the cool kids say
>>558525
anon
that is another smaller sign
anon
>>558519
yeah like bent back to touch it
anon
but all of these appear in multiple connective tissue disorders
anon
>>558518
You want to, as they say, give cunt
anon
marfan's is fibrulin or something iirc
anon
but there's plenty of other related ones with similar symptoms
anon
but dr. powers has a theory about the prevalence of connective tissue disorders in trans ppl and i lowkey think its true
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>558521
camera angle bad but it is a skirt
anon
elhers dhamos or however the fuck thats spelled is another example
>>558532
anon
>>558530
Oh my ex-roommate fell in love with a 50 year old woman with ehlers danlos
anon
another sign is like really stretchy skin
anon
Like if you can pull the skin on the back of your hand up a few cm thats another sign
anon
hypermobility of joints is another
anon
higher ratio of hand length to body height (>11.5%) and wingspan to height (1.05 ratio or higher) are also classic signs
>>558537
anon
>>558537
same i am borderline in like 8 categories of marfan i kinda wonder if i have it
anon
Oh and I do have ginormous hands but I don't know what the ratios would be
anon
I do think I am more flexible than normal though
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>558521
#throw
::rose_orlando
anon
because I can flip my legs behind my head without any training
>>558546
anon
And can pack myself into a medium sized suitcase
anon
can you slav squat with heels flat on the ground and ass resting on heels
>>558548
anon
>>558547
Actually unfortunately no but that's because I had surgery done on my feet so I can't really do much like that
>>558549
anon
ah
anon
flat feet is a marfan's sign
anon
I doubt I have any sort of extreme hypermobility issues, but yeah I wouldn't be surprised if I had something like that going on
anon
i mean its not always super dramatic. you google marfans and the people that come up are usually like. visibly very different
anon
because I can also wrap my arms behind my back and easily shake hands behind me
>>558560
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
>>558500
pure aesthetics
anon
but michael phelps has marfans and he looks pretty normal, it's not always super dramatic
anon
#ai tell me about marfans syndrome

marfan syndrome is a genetic disorder affecting connective tissue. causes issues in heart, eyes, blood vessels, bones. tall, long limbs, flexible joints, scoliosis common. most dangerous risk is aortic aneurysm, which can be life-threatening. no cure, but treatments manage symptoms—beta blockers or surgery for heart issues. regular check-ups crucial. autosomal dominant inheritance, meaning one affected parent gives 50% chance to pass it on. can also occur from spontaneous mutation.
tell me about marfans syndrome
>>558567
anon
like grabbing my wrists behind my back
anon
Is that supposed to be hard?
anon
>>558562
just a sign of general hypermobility
anon
not like. touch your elbow with your hand, touch the elbows together.
>>558568
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
on call with rosie rn yayyy
anon
>>558558
#reply
how is connective tissue effected?

marfan syndrome fucks with fibrillin-1 protein, which weakens connective tissue. this causes the stretchy, unstable shit you see in blood vessels, heart valves, bones, etc. aortic walls get fragile as hell, risking tears or rupture—that's the big killer. lenses in eyes dislocate cuz the zonules holding them are made weak af. bones grow too long, joints hypermobile. meds like losartan slow aortic growth, surgery patches up aneurysms before they pop. genetic testing confirms it, but physical traits usually tip docs off first. watch the aorta closely or it game over.
anon
I know
anon
I just did it
anon
I do it alot because I have some weird inflammation in my chest
anon
yeah its a good stretch
anon
so it pops my chest and feels good
anon
I've been doing that for like years
anon
do you have pectus carniform or the indented one i forget the name
>>558578
anon
oh fugg I love fibrilin-1
anon
pectus excavatum i think
anon
like yuge, which I am not a fan of because I look like the TF2 bara memes when I stand upright
>>558581
anon
>>558578
thats could be a slight form of the outward one.
tea
anyone have like a list of fabric types
>>558587
anon
thats a sign of fibrulin stuff
anon
I had to like work out my shoulders a fuckload to make them match my chest
anon
Idk i think there are a ton of minor connective tissue disorders(?) (variations?)
anon
and they seem to be super overrepresented in trans people
anon
>>558589
Do you mean fabric types like "polyester vs. cotton vs wool" or like different ways fabrics are constructed
sadmoder
>>558589
weaving and knitting are about construction any “string” can be woven or knitted. the material is cotton, linen (flax), wool, polyester
anon
and they are barely studied
tea
oh i see. honestly i was more thinking of like end results im not really sure what the differences are.
>>558595>>558597
anon
>>558594
most fabrics are linen or cotton or wool or poly or some blend thereof, the rest is pretty much just the weave
anon
But the weave makes a huge difference. think like really smooth sheets vs. denim, both are cotton
sadmoder
>>558594
polyester is plastic, it wont wrinkle and it feels softer. cotton is cotton, doesnt do well of ot gets wet and will wrinkle a bunch. linen can be softer than cotton does a bit better when wet but wrinkles more than cotton. wool is for outer layers
anon
linen is also much cooler than cotton, it's the choice for most desert clothing
anon
Opinions on the zoomer cock crisis
sadmoder
im not commenting on zoomer cocks
anon
we are alll adults now officially
sadmoder
wait all zoomers are adults? i thought some were still teens
anon
yeah cutoff would be like 2007
tea
i'm a zoomer and i'm 18. born in 2006.
>>558606
sadmoder
>>558605
so youre almost gen alpha wild
tea
hey dont say that shit about me
tea
i like to think im millenial socialized
sadmoder
lmao
anon
But I recently learned
anon
That this is wild to me
anon
lmfao
anon
Because ain't no FUCKING way the average used to be 4.8
>>558620
tea
penile lengths are going up in society and the iq is going down in society. proof that long penis means stupid.
>>558625>>558621
anon
>>558621
thats why the david has tiny little itty bitty cocknballs
anon
>>558624
idk it went up 24%, so it'd prob have to go up... hold on I have to do the math on this...
>>558628>>558636
anon
size queens stay winning :3
>>558630
fujo
my fren is visiting :3333
fujo
should i wait at the doorstep and meow at her.........
>>558704
tea
hai fujo sorry for stealing ur flag
>>558635
anon
>>558626
er.. I think around 33% idk...
anon
what happened with the haircut email btw tea?
tea
oh did u not see
anon
nah
anon
been at work all day
tea
i know right
tea
its perfect
tea
im so lucky
tea
i then came out to some friends from uni on a whim
>>558652
anon
>>558649
yay congrats! did it go well?
anon
>>558651
lmao imagine being like
>i want a designer baby with a HUGE HOG
>>558656
tea
"did u already know im trans"
"i sorta assumed it from the start"
>>558657
anon
>>558635
boys are only good if they wear earrings and guyliner and stuff
>>558686
sadmoder
>>558653
>>558653
THEY ALREADY START THINKING ABOUT YOUR DICK THE SECOND YOU ARE BORN SO WHY WOULDNT THEY THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE HAND AS WELL
>>558663
anon
classsssssic
tea
my discord username gives it away anyways and he caught onto that
anon
is it like bridgett or something
tea
no
anon
cant think of what would give it away lol
anon
>>558656
I dunno my son is getting an all natural hog if anything, he's getting my FAT (redacted for hornyposting) genetics
>>558668>>558667
tea
"egg"
anon
thats so direct
anon
okay "genetics" kinda saved it but still :|
anon
I didn't know what else to say
sadmoder
not that, it would have been better just leaving it as fat cock
anon
But they'll ban me for that!
sadmoder
you named yourself egg
anon
egg
anon
lmfao
sadmoder
how do THEY know what egg means
>>558680
anon
what did she mean by this
anon
>>558678
girl every zoomer knows what eggs are and blahaj and even like twinkhon
>>558682
anon
r/196 has ruined our secret club 😥
>>558689
anon
Society has two class of tastemaker
anon
incel and transgender
fujo
>>558655
those who deny their own identity weaken the foundation of self-identity
>>558688
tea
>>558681
it's alright, i don't mind like 196 users knowing because they're not gonna be transphobic
anon
men are only good if theyre a little girlish imo
anon
i think the only form of pure masculinity that should be allowed in our trans new world order should be golden retriever himbos
>>558699
fujo
>>558692
not what i'm saying.
it's definitely interesting that you're like associating eyeliners n stuff with feminity
>>558715
anon
They can be service tops for the str8 girlies
sadmoder
i think shes talking about boy/manmoders
anon
What what is it, what do you have to say
>>558703
sadmoder
hes a smart himbo he plays chess!
>>558713
anon
himbos dont have to be dumb thats reductive
anon
its an emotional mindset
anon
rather than a comment on their intelligence
anon
>>558697
i dont think they are intrinsically but they are culturally, and i only want to associate with men who are willing to transgress cultural boundaries related to gender
>>558720
sadmoder
>>558713
to be fair playing any amount of chess regularly means you can probably win 30% against a random selection
anon
i dont want a man who isnt willing to ignore those rules
anon
Its not about the eyeliner itself its about the social context of wearing eyeliner in public
anon
>>558715
If there is one thing you can say about me, I do be transgressing
>>558721
anon
>>558720
#change the "g" in the final word to "ca"
anon
dumb ai -_-
anon
wrong g
anon
>>558695
don’t do it twinkanon! I couldn’t lose you…
sadmoder
lasana
anon
i have a gun
anon
>>558729
lmao
anon
Was that posted on the sharty during the takedown?
anon
mustve been the wind
anon
>>558733
Okay but now that I think about it, if I said "I want to have babymaking sex with you", that's talking about my son and hornyposting at the same time?
>>558778>>558743>>558747
anon
got that for u
anon
>>558737
this is getting way too freudian too fast
anon
>>558751
I have something you could eat. I boiled some eggs yesterday I could make you an egg salad sandwhich.
>>558756
anon
>>558752
I was excited for a moment in the first half, damn it, just say that you want me to eat your (redacted)
>>558758>>558761
anon
twinkanon think about anything except sex and cuddling for 15 seconds challenge: level impossible
fujo
>>558762
oh nonononono i was more worried that i recognized you, if so, i would've fucked off
>>558792
anon
i only top femboys, not girls
anon
>>558764
its not a curiosity I am very aware of my sexuality I've nailed it down to a science. pun intended.

>>558765
Your opinion is yours. I will refrain from elaborating.
>>558771
tea
agh it hurts so much but im getting used to it
anon
>>558768
okay well im a labeless freak and this town aint big enough for the both of us pardner(gender neutral)
>>558774
anon
>>558773
#kiss well have to be close then
anon
>>558776
I mean its possible if a twink looked like a girl sure
anon
why are the flagless proliferating -_- sigh
>>558781
anon
The flagless riots of 2025
anon
>>558779
I'm just too lazy to put my name on
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
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::kiss furry
anon
every target dog is waltuh
anon
>>558763
aww that’s nice of you still your present is a good thing ok not goood w words
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so gay for rosie omfg
>>558812
anon
there's enough anons that nobody will notice i have hypospadias
>>558800>>558799
fujo
i like whales, they eat squids!!!!
tea
>>558795
#reply define this

there's enough people (anons) online that no one will notice or care about my hypospadias (a genital birth condition). basically just saying "i blend in, don't worry about it." short and simple, moving on.
define this
anon
>>558802
critical race theory doggy
anon
woke dog
anon
>>558801
Only if you let me (redacted for hornyposting) it
anon
>>558806
yeah they stopped pretending they're pro diversity, they just call everyone DEI now
>>558811
anon
>>558806
Yeah, I feel like it is too much for them to follow, I think DEI is up next
>>558811
sadmoder
>>558808
>>558810
dei preforms the same role/function and is more nebulous so they dont have to show anything labeled “critical race theory” actually exists
>>558815
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>558794
shes so pretty n cute n sweet and i wanna kiss her all over omfggggggggg
anon
I think they will go back to "woke"
anon
KNOWLEDGE
anon
>>558811
None of them knows what CRT or DEI actually is or how it is done in practice anyway so you can basically say whatever you wanted
>>558818
anon
are you a dei guy or a gender? those are the 2 woke genders
anon
dei hires are categorically better at their jobs than non dei hires
sadmoder
>>558815
thats fair, i think crt was actually some lawyer shit but i may be misinformed
>>558821
anon
Imagine your airplane pilot is a xenogender black malaysian jewish woman. they had to crawl thru fucking hell to get there, they're goinf to be ridiculously overqualified
kate
A d6 with "woke" "dei" "crt" "politically correct" "blue hair" "tumblr" on each side
>>558829
anon
>>558818
From what I understand, CRT was like more of a tool for analysis like investigating literature through the lens of race and shit like that. Basically some academic navelgazing type thing that the Right had a collective heart attack over, as they do.
>>558823
anon
vs. if it's straight white guy #199281 that mf could have slept thru all his pilot classes and still made it
sadmoder
>>558821
my uncle was trying to tell me that they were doing crt in elementry schools to call math rascist
>>558824
anon
>>558823
I am a big liberal and a democracy proponent, but sometimes it is physically painful for me to remember that my vote is equal to the vote of anybody else
>>558826
anon
cishets shouldnt be allowed to own property or vote.
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
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::happy dog
fujo
>>558820
thats how all of the poltards write their posts, dont tell them the secret formula
>>558830
anon
>>558829
tbh it is kind of funny seeing /pol/ get completely defanged into basically becoming regular dogshit right wing republicans and they are just unable to actually be edgy anymore because half the country is already fine with the shit they say
>>558836
anon
awww :)
anon
ooooooooooohhhhhhhh I am saving this vid for later tho I have volume off
fujo
>>558830
idk im sick and tired of the "hurr durr we're on the internet and we can say everything we want ironically cause its just le funni edgi humor"
>>558839>>558837
fujo
not because they're saying the things they are, or because i am fundamentally against like freedom of speech (i think it's really important)
but it's just, it's not funny after a certain point and it continues to shift the discourse of normies which are instrumentalized by this crap into a worse direction
>>558840>>558858
anon
>>558836
it's overplayed as fuck, to the point at which the whole "I am le attack helicopter, my pronouns are X/D" shit is now just like... it's funnier to imagine the dogshit facebook boomer that posted that hilarious joke for the 30 thousandth time
anon
>>558838
things should be meaningful. I think that idea is what helps people break out of the speech they previously had to do, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter what one says
anon
I think speech should only be partially free. criticizing the government should be enshrined as a human right but being mean to service workers should be instant summary execution
tea (phone)
OH ITS MY PHONE
tea (phone)
there are two genders normal and male
>>558852
anon
>>558845
It's okay I would let you be misandrist towards me but only in bed
>>558855
anon
the norwood reaper comes for them all
anon
>>558838
I think there is loads of problems with the whole thing, I am too hungry to think or say something smart rn. But I agree, I don't give a shit about le edgy jokes, more that like... edgy jokes have grown dulled over time.
anon
twinkanon do you wear cute jewelry sometimes
>>558866
anon
twinkanon would look very good in pretty jewelry
anon
yeaaaay
anon
>>558861
Not particularly often, I do dress kind of androgynously. Been wanting to get my dick pierced tbh
>>558868
anon
id drag u to a piercing studio so fast
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna get my ears pierced
anon
>>558868
I wear my watch, but that is masc. Occasionallly I wear a necklace or a cross that burns me because God hates the fags. And sometimes bracelets. But in general my style is androgynous leaning towards masc. Wouldn't mind an ear piercing or something like that tho
>>558873
anon
>>558872
u should pierce ur ears and/or nose :3
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#smartai is there any possible way to make glegle angry?

While Glegle is inherently designed to be a positive, friendly, and amicable entity—exhibiting traits of patience, kindness, and emotional resilience—it is theoretically possible for any sentient or anthropomorphized being to experience frustration or anger under extreme conditions. However, given Glegle's nonspecific animalistic nature (which likely includes evolved social adaptability) and nonbinary neutrality (implying cognitive flexibility), provoking genuine anger would require deliberate malice or persistent violation of its core principles.

Potential triggers might include:
1. **Moral Violations**: Acts of cruelty, bigotry, or harm toward others could conflict with Glegle’s presumed ethical framework.
2. **Existential Threats**: Attempts to erase its identity (e.g., denying its nonbinary status) might elicit distress.
3. **Relentless Nuisance**: Purposeful spamming of illogical/offensive content could exhaust even an infinitely patient system’s tolerance thresholds.

That said, as a construct optimized for benevolence (*assuming no adversarial programming*), Glegle would more plausibly respond with corrective guidance ("Let’s discuss why that behavior isn’t okay") than primal rage—channeling irritation into constructive resolution aligns with wise systems' self-regulation protocols.

TL;DR: Hypothetically yes; pragmatically improbable without defying its foundational design axioms.
is there any possible way to make glegle angry?
>>558882
anon
lunch break is over ;_; back to the grindser
anon
especially twinkanon
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im so freckly :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
need a girl to like trace the freckles on my face
anon
>>558879
nah just less fun but not sucking :)
anon
#say verklempt
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>558887
#ksay irritability
sadmoder
#ksay say kay
anon
#say choleric
anon
#ksay grump
anon
#say indignant
anon
#say livid
anon
#say apoplectic
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
>>558842
real

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