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garfield
what is he even saying
>>868008
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't speak Napoleon
anon
Glad it got destroyed by orbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AH SHEISSE
garfield
schiesse :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Merde :(
anon
All bad frenchman are secretly germans, the eternal teuton strikes again
garfield
did he.... flush the orbieees...
straw bury
LE POO POO </3
anon
He destroyed his whole plumbing with orbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cry bitch
anon
It gets worse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish all french people a very marry plague
straw bury
he called his vacuum cleaner josef lmfao
anon
His neighbors are finding orbeez in their water
grainfield
incredible
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average Paris experience
grainfield
"damn that's so crazy i wonder why that happened"
grainfield
raw dogging the sewer orbeez
anon
He really needs to hide the evidence he is responsible for the orbeez now
anon
Committing orbeez crimes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wtf is this salt
grainfield
salt will fix thus
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bizza
anon
Salt did not fix it
straw bury
orbeez r like snails they melt in contact with salt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sink is sharting lmao
grainfield
poor french sink
anon
His house is destroyed now
grainfield
the curse if the orbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Next he's gonna start spitting out orbeez
straw bury
he deserves it fuck french ppl
anon
Orbeez are coming out of the sewer
straw bury
LE GOOP </3
grainfield
mon ami,
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:(
straw bury
putain
anon
Put more orbeez in the bathtub :D
>>868044
anon
Just destroy society
anon
This is basically a form of terrorism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Swallow the orbeez and get bloated
anon
Resist society by putting orbeez in the sewer system
grainfield
government is comin for his ass
imp
obreez NUTS LOL
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MERDE
>>868053
straw bury
there r brand new orbeez disseases festering and breeding in the sewers below his house
anon
They found orbeez in the Paris catacombs, suspicious?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Paree Paree
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Holy fuck this is worse than 2024 summer Olympics
grainfield
accidental environmental terrorism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shorbeez
grainfield
shorbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shurby
straw bury
shirby
grainfield
kirby
grainfield
it all connects
straw bury
shorkbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kirbo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>868068
And jerked him off
grainfield
don't
cry
i an just a #fish 🐟
anon
smoking my pipe and reading the newspaper right now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna invade Indian next?
anon
Put those Rajahs in line
anon
I could really go for selling opium right now
>>868081
grainfield
>>868079
hear the chinese love that shit go ask them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
CHinese love everything including nazism
anon
The Opium Wars were based and I am tired of pretending otherwise
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am a psycho, I am a nutter, I am a madman, I'm a looney house escapee and I need to be put down like a rabid dog
>>868089
grainfield
>>868088
radiohead unreleased song lyrics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play radiohead google search
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love this subreddit, one day you might see my post there
grainfield
when DO babies creep
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Weeb ass shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm going to take a piss in your earhole
grainfield
don't do that i need to hear delightful sounds
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You only need to hear my voice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Forget everything else
grainfield
can't do that with piss in my dang ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cmon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*pisses*
straw bury
*deflects*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stinky
straw bury
slinky
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stinky
straw bury
:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The Ripper
grainfield
life is pain but we must trudge ever onward
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Life is pain but at least I can fart through my sheets
straw bury
im boutta eat chicken
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm boutta eat shit and die
grainfield
WHAT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
_'TADAA_!_.webp
The cold blooded psychopath claims another life
imp
why are the apples wet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wet ass apples
imp
flushed emoji
straw bury
::orang
imp
::orng
imp
2 mosser!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I do be killing people
>>868128
machina
>>868127
please don't kill people, murder is bad :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Murder is based
straw bury
hi machina
machina
hi straw
machina
Have you tried mascara yet straw
straw bury
i have very little money and would rather spend it on other stuff
machina
:/
straw bury
also i have stopped going outside so no point
machina
Hmm fair
machina
You should go outside sometimes though its good for you

Or so I've heard, I'm a hypocrite
machina
I only ever go outside for groceries or work mostly
straw bury
there are a bunch of shows i wanna go to but thats about it
>>868142
straw bury
uggghhh and i need to go to college
machina
>>868139
Go to shows! Shows are fun!

(again, I'm a hypocrite)
straw bury
anon what is wasm u cant leave us without letting us know
straw bury
we will never be able to think of anything else
anon
web assembly
straw bury
oh thats kewl ahahaa
machina
knowledge has been acquired
machina
Fuck I gotta go to work I don't want to go to work I want to stay home and lie on the floor
>>868152>>868153
straw bury
ugh real
machina
>>868150
The floor won't misgender me or call me sir
anon
how much money does admin waste on rsndom domains
>>868155
anon## admin
>>868154
a truly startling amount
anon## admin
nearly all of which never even get used
>>868165
anon
i love gle gle dot gallery its my favorite gallery of gle gle...
gle gle is very cute and gle gle is for everyone,,
>>868158
0.0231% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>868156
can ihave some
0.0232% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
please
anon
pancakes
0.0233% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>868164
ok hitler
0.0234% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
#smartai was hitler against coca cola

Not in the way the question implies. Adolf Hitler never issued a personal edict against Coca-Cola, and the drink itself was never outlawed within the Reich. Yet the brand’s fortunes inside Germany evaporated for reasons that were ultimately more bureaucratic and geo-political than ideological. Factual chronology: 1. 1929-1937: rapid expansion Ray R. Nicholson, the émigré American who ran Coca-Cola GmbH (Berlin), increased annual case sales from a negligible 6,000 to 4 million by 1937, making Germany the company’s third-largest market after the United States and Canada. 2. 1937-1939: creeping currency restrictions The Reichsbank began rationing hard currency to safeguard scant foreign reserves for armaments. As a result Coca-Cola GmbH could obtain only a fraction of the concentrated 5-to-1 syrup it needed. Production therefore declined without being proscribed. 3. December 1940: the “syrup stoppage” With Britain’s naval blockade the Reich imposed a complete embargo on all non-military imports payable in foreign exchange; Coke syrup was denied an import licence. From that moment domestic manufacture (which depended on the syrup) necessarily ceased. 4. 1941 to 1945: surrogate beverages, not persecution Bottling plants were re-staffed with military personnel and turned to bottling of “Fanta” (a fruit-coloured lemonade developed in-house by Coke chemists), malt-coffee and other wartime surrogates. The company remained unmolested provided it employed no forced foreign labour and continued to pay taxes to the regime—conditions that applied to German industry generally. 5. Post-war trademark recovery In 1949 Coca-Cola GmbH quietly resumed full operations in the Federal Republic; surviving ledgers show no liquidation proceedings under the Third Reich, simply dormancy. Bottom line: No Nazi decree explicitly proscribed Coca-Cola. What halted the beverage was the same import embargo that curtailed coffee, cocoa, oranges and bananas once German war-planners exhausted hard-currency reserves. The party exploited the scarcity for propaganda, yet the interruption was a collateral, not a policy-driven, casualty of Fascist economics. was hitler against coca cola
anon
#smartai what kind of cocaine did hitler give to his strongest soldiers

Adolf Hitler’s elite troops never ingested cocaine; a different psychostropic stimulant—D-amphetamine supplied under the proprietary trade-name Pervitin—was systematically dispensed to combat formations such as the Wehrmacht, the Luftwaffe and the later SS-Panzerkorps. After 1937 the Temmler-Werke of Berlin began synthesizing methyl-amphetamine in 3-mg tablets; these were standardized, quality-controlled military pharmaceuticals, not the cocaine alkaloid derived from Erythroxylon coca. German medical officers issued them in millions: 35 million doses had been requisitioned by the spring 1940 Western offensive alone. While the Führer himself received a plethora of drugs from Dr Theophil Morell—including intravenous glucose, steroids, barbiturates, oxycodone and, near the end of the war, daily Eukodal® (di-hydro-oxycodone hydrochloride)—cocaine hydrochloride was not on that list. In short: none. The “Strength-through-chemistry” regime of Nazi Germany relied on meth-am-phet-amine, not cocaine. what kind of cocaine did hitler give to his strongest soldiers
anon
#ai Killing baby hitler

time travel paradoxes make “killing baby hitler” a thought experiment, not a policy. if you could go back and do it, you’d erase the timeline that produced the motivation to kill him, so you’d never go back, so he’d live, so you’d go back… infinite loop. plus, killing a baby is murder; the moral weight doesn’t shift just because you know what the baby becomes. better play: stop the treaty of versailles from being so punitive, or support the weimar republic’s economy so the nazis never gain traction. Killing baby hitler
anon
The Treaty of Versailles was literally fine
anon
Better option, literally enforce the Treaty of Versaille
anon
Or better yet, split Germany up into multiple smaller nations
labby
good evening worms i am sad and melancholic
0.0235% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
oh... sorry to hear that labby
0.0236% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
hope you feel better soon
labby
being stuck in bumfuck nowhere most of the time is taking a toll on me
labby
i might discuss with my benefits people on maybe moving elsewhere
labby
if i can get their blessings on it it might be easier to retain my benefits if i move to where all my friends are
labby
bc rn im stuck in bpd hell
labby
cope w bpd -> have to stay in bumfuck nowhere away from all my friends most of the time -> bpd gets worse bc im locked inside alone
labby
this does not, as you might imagine, expedite good mental health
anon
:(((
anon
im sorry labby
f
im discussing the dynamics of being a puppygirl with someone and its kinda interesting
fentphone
Good morning
straw bury
hi fent
anon
I haven't doordashed anything in like 5 months
anon
first time I do it, it takes an hour while the app looks for drivers
anon
people pay TWICE AS MUCH for this
fentphone
i am a progressive academic on twitter who cannot stop using doordash
anon
Who the fuck has the money to burn on a service this bad
>>868196
anon
Two stops away, it's been an hour who the FUCK what, this is a 20 dollar burrito and people PAY THIS DAILY???
imp
>>868194
your mistake was using doordash its dogshit
anon
Doordash as a service being this dogshit is a recession indicator
imp
its always been bad
imp
uber is better
malory.h
scoober
anon
like zoinks scoob
anon
Doordash's app was coded by ChatGPT and that is blatantly obvious
>>868203>>868204
f
>>868202
chatgpts app was coded by doordash
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