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>>195067
this is so gud nadie

#smartai how would you react if a deer approached you and handed you a cup of rut beer?

If a cervid—specifically, a member of the *Odocoileus* genus—were to approach me with an offering of fermented malt beverage derived from its own rutting-season secretions (colloquially referred to as "rut beer"), my reaction would be governed by both biological skepticism and anthropological curiosity.

First, I would recognize this as a physiologically implausible scenario: deer lack the manual dexterity required for object manipulation (due to their unguligrade locomotion and absence of opposable digits) and do not possess the enzymatic pathways necessary for ethanol fermentation in their glandular excretions. Thus, such an event would either indicate:
1. A profound zoological anomaly warranting immediate peer-reviewed study.
2. An elaborate hallucination induced by mycotoxins (e.g., muscimol from *Amanita muscaria*).
3. Performance art or augmented reality intervention.

Assuming veracity through rigorous sensory cross-checking, I'd analyze the liquid spectroscopically before consumption—given that cervid pheromones like methyl-4-methylpentanoate are known irritants—while documenting the interaction for publication in *Nature Communications*. The act itself suggests advanced interspecies communication, potentially redefining our understanding of animal cognition and culture formation beyond tool use in corvids or cetaceans.

Would you accept? Ethically problematic without Institutional Animal Care approval; pragmatically speaking though... *pro bono scientia*, one might risk a sip under controlled conditions while wearing PPE. how would you react if a deer approached you and handed you a cup of rut beer?

rutting season secretions i can't stop laughing lmao

Wow

blended bread

camn you blend some bread for me ms bread blender

yipppeee

#smartai what if root beer doesn't actually exist, and it really is rut beer, and it's made from rutting-season secretions?

Ah, an intriguing—if rather fanciful—hypothesis! While the etymology of "root beer" is well-documented (derived from its original preparation using sassafras root and other botanical ingredients), your suggestion of "rut beer" being derived from rutting-season secretions ventures into speculative biology and linguistic folklore.

From a scientific standpoint:
1. **Rutting Secretions** – Many mammals produce pheromones during mating seasons (e.g., deer, goats), but these compounds are not traditionally used in fermentation or beverage production due to their strong, often unpleasant odors (think musk glands) and lack of palatability.
2. **Brewing Feasibility** – Beer requires fermentable sugars, yeast metabolism, and controlled microbial processes; animal-derived secretions would likely introduce proteins/fats that spoil rather than ferment cleanly. Historical fermented beverages overwhelmingly rely on plant matter (barley, hops) or fruits/honey—not glandular excretions.

Linguistically:
- The term *"root beer"* first appeared in 19th-century America as part of the temperance movement’s herbal alternatives to alcoholic drinks ("small beers"). There’s no evidence of *“rut”* ever being substituted phonetically or otherwise in brewing lexicons across cultures/time periods.

Biochemically Unlikely:
Even if one attempted such a brew:
- Pheromonal compounds like androstenone (found in boar saliva/pig musk) are notoriously foul-smelling at concentrations detectable by humans.
- Steroidal secretions degrade rapidly under heat/fermentation conditions without contributing desirable flavors.

Verdict? A creative thought experiment! But empirically speaking (*and thankfully for our taste buds*), root beer remains firmly rooted in botany—not biology’s ruttier pursuits. what if root beer doesn't actually exist, and it really is rut beer, and it's made from rutting-season secretions?

>>195091
oh turns out rutting secretions werent exactly what i thought... maybe... idk google told me this...
"During rutting season, male deer (bucks) exhibit increased aggression and sexual activity, and they release secretions from glands on their foreheads and around their eyes, as well as sweat glands on their legs, to mark territory and attract mates"

i wish someone would shred me and give me an ice bath

if its you doing it its enough

>>195098
#hug

>>195094
so many rutting season secretions really are what they sound like lol

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Sorry

AH

KILL IT

KILL IT

KILL IT

I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable shrimp!

but it's a very cool animal.

#ai are giant centipedes able to run as fast as regular sized centipedes??

giant centipedes are actually faster in absolute terms but proportionally they move at a similar speed to smaller ones. their longer legs let them cover more ground but the stride frequency isn’t that different. the real killer is how freaky fast they are for their size—like a housecat sprinting at you but way more legs. nightmare material either way. are giant centipedes able to run as fast as regular sized centipedes??

the giant centipede seems pretty chill ackshully

>>195127
oh sorry was gonna say my brother killed insects similar to what the greys in fire in the sky do to humans, ie slowly torturing them to death, pulling off segments of limbs, impaling them to the wall but in a way that only slowly kills them, salt on snails, magnifying glases on ants stuff like that, one of my earleist childhood memories

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I generally only kill spiders if theyre in my bedroom or the bathroom or in a car with me

i feel bad about killing spiders in spaces i can easily avoid them though, its just my fear of a spider ambushing me basically, but i try to respect them outside of my tiny territory in my bedroom

when i was very little we had a bad bug infestation but i would pet the bugs and call them my friends instead

unlike som people I only consider my bedroom my territory, not some massive huge clusterfuck of a place

>>195135
i hear spiders prevent worse things from showing up unless its like a brown recluse or something... if i had a special non fatal vacuum specialized for spiders i would probably use it to get htem out of my bedroom

>>195139
they have really bad poison that makes limbs rot off lol

necrotic bite

#ai what do we know about brown recluse poison and what spiders can cause necrosis?

their venom has a mix of enzymes that can damage skin, leading to necrosis in rare cases. brown recluses (loxosceles) are the main cause, found mostly in the us. other loxosceles species in south america can too, but reports are inconsistent. necrosis is uncommon even with recluse bites—most don't get severe symptoms. misdiagnosis happens a lot, so verified bite cases are rare. other spiders like hobo spiders were once blamed but research doesn’t strongly support necrosis from them. if necrosis happens, it’s probably a recluse unless proven otherwise. what do we know about brown recluse poison and what spiders can cause necrosis?

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I dont know whats scarier, camel spiders, or people being so driven to invade somewhere they still invade that place even tho it has camel spiders

>>195149
they only sound mentally dangerous, tho im not sure when they chase people and when they run away

other central americans just talk slow

i dont have an accent

nope

i talk normally

>>195185
its canadian english

its not north american

we have different english

my english is more similar to uk

like we spell colour colour u spell it color u weirdos

i dont have an accent

>>195202
i dont!!!!!

youve never even heard me speak

i think im sick