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2.420% booger!boymodewng
h
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
h
2.419% booger!boymodewng
why did you send me "h"
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
h
2.418% booger!boymodewng
what do you mean by this
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yeah
2.417% booger!boymodewng
explain to me please
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
there is nothing to explain
2.416% booger!boymodewng
yes you need to explain to me what "h" means it's not a real response to my paragraphs of messages
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
can you explain your paragraphs first
2.415% booger!boymodewng
it's a bit emotinoal and private to explain it here
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
ok dm me
2.414% booger!boymodewng
cm?????? what the fuck???????????
>>140446
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
sadchan why did you delete post
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140444
#slap dont question me
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
have you tried sending something like this
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
eouigheowuiHWGOUIOWEHG;OIHRGO;IHRGOIUHGWEGF;IOHwE;GHS;IUDGH
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
ill try that
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
O0IUWEYGPOUREWBV;INRBV;LQKRHEWB;LQKHRB
2.413% booger!boymodewng
these guys were the people who did the donuts in front of the cops with the geroge michael song
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i think the drifting in front of cops stuff is funny and cool but the highway weaving honestly they should be put in front of a firing squad for it
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
EUTHANIZE DRUNK DRIVERS
>>140461
2.412% booger!boymodewng
drunk drivers get in less accidents than sober drivvers
>>140459
2.411% booger!boymodewng
that's a fact
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140422
why watch fast and furious when u have that lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
FAST AND FURRIES
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140455
#reply

this claim contradicts statistical evidence. drunk driving significantly increases the risk of accidents and fatalities due to impaired motor skills, judgment, and reaction times. sober drivers are far less likely to cause crashes overall. always prioritize safety and avoid driving under the influence.
2.410% booger!boymodewng
but factually sober drivers get in more crashes numerically compared to drunk drivers
>>140463>>140464
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
inside my mouth is hurt, shouldn't have eaten when it was hot.
>>140471
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140460
ok but have u considered how many ur moms per capita i fucked last night
2.409% booger!boymodewng
>>140460
#reply

numerically, sober drivers are involved in more crashes because they vastly outnumber drunk drivers on the road. it's not a meaningful comparison without considering per capita rates or exposure-adjusted metrics. when adjusted for miles driven or driver population, drunk driving drastically increases crash risk and severity. raw numbers alone don't tell the full storyβ€”proportionality matters.
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140465
@kiss
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
fuck
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
#itsover (141)
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140468
#kiss
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
ok
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
are you making fun of me...
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
shrimppp do u want to kill robots
2.408% booger!boymodewng
>>140476
>im ... a fool
this is the least surprising thing #owned (142) looks like you've lost this battle lori. The war will be over soon.
>>140484
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
or maybe if you dont want to skip ahead of earmite and smog we can fish during the blood moon you know how to fish right? I have no clue ive never done it before
>>140487
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
be cringe together*
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140476
oh thats very kind thank you #kiss
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>140476
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140479
the battle is lost but not the war
#kiss
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
#botsay cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
cringe culture is dead
>>140488
2.407% booger!boymodewng
weaving through highway traffic seems fun
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140480
ive fished a lot but i dont feel like playing rn
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140485
true. its dead cuz everyone is kinda embracing the cringe
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
okkkkkkkkkkk
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
did u do ur essay yett?
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
no lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
:O
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
im doing it tomorrow
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
:O
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
crazy boy
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
oh so its from him that those videos were from....
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
surveillance state of america lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i remember growing up my family was like damn london is hte most surveilled city in the world britain is such a shithole
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
the NYPD was like damnnnn let me got sommadat
2.406% booger!boymodewng
squeeze benz my hero
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
he is the protag of nfs most wanted lmao
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
im gonna start doing this
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
you're gonna hit the wall at the first turn sis
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yeah ive never even driven a car on a road lol
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
how abt we drive around safely while listening to cool songs while feeling the wind in our faces?
>>140511
2.405% booger!boymodewng
wait why is this fucking guy blowing up squeeze benzs strategy
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i drove over a bridge once
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i have like less than 3 hours in my life ever driving lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
most i went is 50 mph terrifying
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i drove around a parking lot twice
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140505
that could be comfy....
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
this has to be ai written or smth
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
yeah
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
i saw one of his videos with careless whispers in the bg playiyng
2.404% booger!boymodewng
the new york bail reform law what the fufk is this video
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
its this video
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
yea its really funny. there was a bunch of venezuelan immigrants who beat the shit out of a NYPD officer in times square and like 7 peopel got arrested they got released same day lol
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
cool vid
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
dfjkfdlgjkf
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
this was the edit
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i should get my license and learn to drift and start doing street races and stuff
>>140523
2.403% booger!boymodewng
>>140523
kfdjasklfiewojjreokwlajkldjafiodujaskfjasdio dfjkasldfj dfjkla jklasd ieriopqfdjasl rewajklfdas iorewqifopdasijkfjdas 9ojfkldasjfjdsakj 01294390423 4219430 42190-421 mdaskjfdkasewkajdklasjmnewiqj fjidsaojfiodwjewkfiuasdjio ekwajiefjwaio fdjk fdj fd 3erowdio fd ewioperwq fdfde dafauior3wq fdasfew f2eqwweqopasd rekwqopopifdas fdjaskl

key y=q
>>140528>>140529>>140527
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140525
yay nice. i'll choose the songs
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140524
#reply decode

the encoded message appears to be random characters, but using the key provided (y=q), i'll attempt a substitution cipher. after decoding, it still doesn't form coherent english or any recognizable language pattern. likely, this is either: 1) not a simple substitution cipher, 2) requires an additional key or method for decryption, or 3) is just gibberish without deeper meaning. if there's more context or another layer to the encryption, lmk!
decode
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140524
#reply decode even if its gibberish

decoding with key y=q:

kfdjasklfiewojjreokwlajkldjafiodujaskfjasdio dfjkasldfj dfjkla jklasd ieriopqfdjasl rewajklfdas iorewqifopdasijkfjdas 9ojfkldasjfjdsakj 01294390423 4219430 42190-421 mdaskjfdkasewkajdklasjmnewiqj fjidsaojfiodwjeqqkuasdjio ekwajiefjwaiq fdjk fdj fd 3erowdiq fde ewiperwe fdfde dafauior3eq fdasfew f2eqeeweqpqsd rekeqpipifda s fdja sk l

note: the substitution of q for y doesn't reveal meaningful text, suggesting either a more complex cipher or random gibberish.
decode even if its gibberish
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140525
lol i would be a terrible mechhanic. i only know how to do the basic stuff...

ugh imagine us changing tires lmao
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i worked as a mechanic for a year im ok at it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i can do tire changes and fix tires and retread them and balance them and do oil changes
>>140535
2.402% booger!boymodewng
you can't do tire changes or fix tires or retread them or balance them and you definitely can't do oil changes either
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i would change the tires on big fleet vans
2.401% booger!boymodewng
you definitely wouldn't do that
>>140550
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i would
2.400% booger!boymodewng
no you wouldn't
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
and i did
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
at my uncle's garage
2.399% booger!boymodewng
you didn't do it
2.398% booger!boymodewng
you don't have an uncle
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
not anymore
2.397% booger!boymodewng
you don't have a garage
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
hes dead
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140535
ill teach you #kiss
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140547
i killed him
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140537
she can literally princess carry me, boog
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
im super strong
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i shovelled hundreds of pounds of snow today
>>140558
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
the fucking
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
plow
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
came by
2.394% booger!boymodewng
>>140553
impossible
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
and it pushed like 75% of the snow on the road onto my driveway
>>140560
2.393% booger!boymodewng
>>140559
deserved
2.392% booger!boymodewng
put sticks at the end of your driveway so they have to lift the plow going by your house
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
can you do it for me
2.391% booger!boymodewng
oh lol
2.390% booger!boymodewng
no
2.389% booger!boymodewng
that's what my landlord does
2.388% booger!boymodewng
they're like the reflective ones and they just sit at the end of the driveway and then the plow doesn't shove evertything into your driveway
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i should just get my mom/sister to park their cars like right on the edge
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
"remotely dangerous"......
>>140571
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
the problem is that it like does it to everyone as it goes down the street its gonna make a big pile no matter what
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
pushing all the snow to the side
>>140573
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140570
i wish i could build a snowman
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
theres so much snow rn you could build like 50
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
50000 even
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
the snow bank on the side of the driveway is literally 5ft tall
>>140589
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140577
the ground is so close. and if u were to stall u see it coming
>>140580
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
booker
2.385% booger!boymodewng
>>140578
well he stalled because apparently the engine failure checklists are just optional lole
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
optional.....
fucking hell i hate when security stuff is 'optional' aaaaaarhg
2.384% booger!boymodewng
no it's not optional the pilot is dumb
>>140584
2.383% booger!boymodewng
idk why he thought stalling at 60ft was better than just landing on the grass but CINEMA
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>140582
oh...that kind of optional
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
just dont let the engine stall
>>140586
2.382% booger!boymodewng
>>140585
the engine was gone
2.381% booger!boymodewng
the plane stalled
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
whered it go
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140589
no ill do that to you!!
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>140590
have fun paying $500 for ur key fobs if u ever lose them also dont ever lock yourself out because its extremely expensive to get into a new bmw
>>140594>>140595>>140597
2.378% booger!boymodewng
>>140593
nah i just won't lose it
2.377% booger!boymodewng
and i won't lock myself out
2.376% booger!boymodewng
>>140593
defintely not expensive to punch a hole through the window
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
oh i mean if u dont care then yeah
2.375% booger!boymodewng
W A T E R L A N D I N G

poggers
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
u should get ur pilots license booker
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
and fly planes
2.374% booger!boymodewng
nah much more fun to just critize pilots without doing it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
truu
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
me tryiyng to land my plane in WT....always fliping it over lol
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
oh...
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
landing planes is hard
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
yeah...
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
im good at it in arcade tho cause of the airstrip capture points
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i can go in at full space and touch down carefully to cap
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im so boredddddddd
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
dont be bored
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
kms
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
allow urself to be bored
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
dont kys
>>140615
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>140614
stfu let me do what i want
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
legally i cannot
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im in another country america is evil now
>>140624
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i can do what i want
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
you can do almost anything you want
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
but certain things i legally cannot allow
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
what about whacking ceos
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
you can do that yeah
2.373% booger!boymodewng
you can't do that yeah
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>140624
no im in america but shrimp isnt americann
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
oh yeh
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
INVASION TIME BBY
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
aprill is about to be my colonial property
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
ur gonna make canadians burn the white house again...
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
now with bombs
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i will personally burn it down. mark my words.
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
yeh.png
#yeh

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