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anon
No actually, I was very careful specifically *not* to because they all invariably had some weird stuff going on with other dudes that I didn't want to get involved with
anon
oh interesting
anon
and there were issues with substance abuse in general with them, basically like I don't see that going well
anon
worry~
anon
there must be a way for substances to be a good hobby
anon
like every other source of pleasure ppl do them
sadmoder
does anyone on this board not abuse substances?
>>462345
anon
Nah we are talking like a hundred pound girl downing a handle of bourbon in under a minute levels of alcoholism
>>462348
anon
I don't I'm a scardey cat
anon
:<
anon
alcohol bad
anon
that's why I don't trust prostitution even if it is legal
>>462351
anon
>>462350
>i
yeah exactly i see so many sad ppl
anon
I think in general that I agree with the argument that you can more feasibly *protect* prostitutes if it was legal, but that doesn't mean that I think it is something you *should* do
anon
and in theory it seems more respectful if all you want is sex to just pay and say thank you than to do all this shit with quasi-dating
anon
but it doesn't seem to work out well
anon
Eh, I think that legalization would be a good thing overall. But you gotta think about the kind of work that it is. It's gotta be exhausting and just eh.... I don't look down on prostitutes or sex workers, I have zero right to talk about the promiscuity aspect, but I look down on the industry as a whole because it is just filled with predatory practices
>>462358
sadmoder
i mean its like drugs, leaglize it and educate people to reduce harm, provide other means for those effected
>>462359
anon
ppl going to prison n getting beaten up for having a poor bad life is crazy
anon
>>462355
i dunno the promiscuity aspect is kinda the element in the room it makes me scared to criticize it but scared not to too. also part of why i'm scared of sex in general
>>462364
anon
>>462356
yeah pretty much. I agree with the Dutch approach to it in general, it's the oldest profession and at the end of the day it's a losing battle to eliminate it entirely, so focus should be placed on making it into a safer industry for those involved.
anon
I want to marry a doctor and say 'my wife's a doctor' in every conversation
>>462369
sadmoder
> shes a phd
anon
oooh that would be cool too
anon
give me more to talk about
anon
>>462358
I think that promiscuity is it's own thing. I don't think that my personal uh proclivities are exactly the most normal or healthy.
sadmoder
what are you doing today anon
anon
I have my exam in an hour now for a class I didn't do so good in but no one else did either
sadmoder
what class
anon
is it bad to share idk safety or shit
sadmoder
dont like share the class number, but was it like math or some shit
anon
it's biological basis of psychology, so one chapter i'm kinda looking at is on aging
anon
Oooh interdasting
anon
people DON'T lose neurons as they age!!!
anon
they lose the cells next to the neurons
anon
glia
anon
and they lose the myelin sheathing on the neurons
anon
And they lose neurotransmitter function
anon
and their cells acumulate mutations
anon
but not neurons even though they get dumb
anon
hm....
anon
I am... dumb at biology...
anon
kinda interesting
anon
neurons are the cells which link to each other and form a neural network type thing which take in info and put out muscle movement
anon
I do know that
sadmoder
which part of my brain feels sadness and how can i zap it happy
anon
lemee see that was the previous chapter
nona
i feel ugly how do i feel cute
>>462388
anon
by letting me kiss you repeatedly...
anon
you definitely act cute : )
anon
IDK I was feeling bleh before I finished one thing that was stressing me out then had a nice chat with that prostitute fan guy earlier ans was fantasizing a lil about having sex n such some day
anon
maybe think about ur bf or have a nice interaction or pet a dog or smth for nice social things
sadmoder
finishing things left half done is the best feeling. i have like 10 different half done side projects
>>462401
anon
GAY
anon
Because I'd rather do it for free
>>462398
anon
>>462395
no it was the other guy i was talking about
anon
i think you made me feel good 2 tho
anon
but I'm overwhelmed by my things too
>>462405
anon
eh that's not good to dwell on
anon
>>462398
Yes... occasionally people buy me things, but it is not required
sadmoder
>>462402
yeah i find starting activities hard, but once im
sadmoder
in it i stick with it
anon
bazed : )
anon
I'm actually feeling p good once i've been doing that a lil lately
anon
I better study
anon
lemee see tho abt emotions : )
sadmoder
gl anon
anon
or smth like that
0.1434% bloober!boymodewng
>>462414
objection
nona
im so bored
0.1435% bloober!boymodewng
>>462416
Objection!
0.1436% bloober!boymodewng
>>462418
Objection!
sadmoder
why you being objectionable
>>462422
0.1437% bloober!boymodewng
>>462421
Objection!
0.1438% bloober!boymodewng
hold it!
0.1439% bloober!boymodewng
Take that!
sadmoder
Yeah I fucking pee when I sit down some-
I fucking sit down when I pee sometimes, okay?
I’m not less of a man because of it
I’m not less of a man, just because sometimes I like to take a load off when I pee!
I don’t wanna be standing, when I- when I pee!
I wanna relax a little bit when I pee!
So I sit down, is that such a fucking crime
>>462426
anon
>>462425
I sit when I pee sometimes tbh
nona
im a girl and i dont think ive ever sat when i peed
sadmoder
not even to take a load off?
anon
i always sit when i pee
anon
t. male
anon
At my parent's house, they have a really low toilet with a high water level so I like have to stand to pee at their house
sadmoder
do you all piss on the rim, to avoid the water sounds as well or am i weird in that regard
>>462434>>462435
anon
>>462432
I assert my dominance by peeing as loudly as possible. I will also moan "OH YEAH" like the kool-aid man as loud as possible as well to make sure the whole house can here it.
anon
its not even manmode its just manlife
anon
"Sadness: a subregion in AC, also
active in manic- depressive patients"
It's in the middle back a little but zapping it would make it worse
sadmoder
ok so dont zap it, can i zap somewhere else
anon
u can zap anywhere u put ur mind to
sadmoder
awe thanks anon, going to put 120ac through my skull rn
>>462457
0.1441% bloober!boymodewng
>>462443
what
pandobra
what
0.1442% bloober!boymodewng
what do you mean i just say objection and then you you're like owened and stuff
>>462449
0.1443% bloober!boymodewng
what do you mean what's my objection
anon
>>462446
I will make you my woman and own you, so what do you have to say to that, huh?
>>462450
sadmoder
>>462449
>make you my woman and own you
cancelled! women are not property
>>462451
anon
>>462450
I never said women are property, in fact, if anything, the inclusion of "and own you" necessitates that ownership is not an inherent element of womanhood.
sadmoder
oh youve thought this horny post through, dawg gonna pass the fucking lsat with this defense
>>462454
0.1444% bloober!boymodewng
>>462452
objection!
anon
i lobe gooning
anon
>>462442
that was the original way of doing brain shock therapy!
sadmoder
>>462458
good i know too many things
0.1445% bloober!boymodewng
>>462460
OBJECTION
nonners
got up from bed cuz not sleepy + fever
anon
we need r9k here
anon
>>462469
I am going to make you my woman
0.1449% bloober!boymodewng
>>462473
uh i don't need a to i just said objection so now you lose
>>462475
0.1450% bloober!boymodewng
>>462475
i said it first
shrimp
objection
0.1451% bloober!boymodewng
fuck
nonners
what the hell is this nerd on about?
nonners
.seek 25:00
anon
in the shower
anon
all alone
anon
... :(
nonners
.seek 40:00
0.1453% bloober!boymodewng
You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This'll be the second one that I've cooked, and believe me, the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was. Those kids had a pretty god time in that ambulance.
>>462501
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>462497
#kiss
anon
#spin
0.1454% bloober!boymodewng
>>462493
hey you accidentally said "god time" instead of "good time" in your post, just wanted to tell you privately so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
>>462504>>462506
nonners
why is it hard to sleep when fever isnt it supposed to be easier so that you recover
>>462503
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>462502
that sucks
anon
>>462501
don't put bloober on full blast like that!
anon
I was very careful to make sure not to call bloober out and you just fucked it up
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>462501
hi hi boog #kiss
anon
skibidi is apparently a comfy river village...
no.528
gotta get all that water from somewhere
no.528
a big toilet perhaps
sadmoder
it was comfy until the sea people showed up
no.528
damit
no.528
the simple models don't know wtf to do and just make 90% similar images
no.528
there are gooder ones but idk what their symbols are......
anon
>>462523
\~ add a human head to this toilet on skibidi
no.528
>>462523
\~ add a human head to this toilet on skibidi
no.528
grr
anon
#ai write skibidi toilet fanfiction

nah bruh. just watch the videos on youtube like the rest of us. writing fanfic about surreal youtube poop memes is kinda tryhard. it’s like dissecting a dream you had after eating too much cheese—let it be weird. write skibidi toilet fanfiction
no.528
>>462529
comes with a little sticker you can read
anon
WHAT
anon
when hair dye says you should apply it to dry, not shampooed hair, how long after washing with your hair with shampoo does it count as "not shampooed"?
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