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anon## admin
the slower you are the smaller you get
recima
how do we define speed
do backspaces count
copy pastes
idk u gotta think
>>10982
recima
hey my dad's here should i ask him about the slogan
>>10983
anon## admin
>>10980
probably those won't count
anon## admin
>>10858
>i didnt get to read it all as i was redirected to lobby automatically
and i'll fix this too (make it show up for longer before redirecting)
recima
my dad says it sounds pretty cool
recima
and he didn't even complain about righters not being allowed
>>10988
recima
anyone else i can ask
anon## admin
>>10986
why would he possibly complain about that
>>10990
anon## admin
is he a trump supporter
recima
>>10988
yes but in the annoying idk way like the uhhh
like the way where he leanred to not be a shmuk and is moslty not a shmuck because im tranner but he says dumb shit sometimes
anon
Recima is trump's daughter
anon
oh no
anon
I'm the trump vp guy who's a hypocrate or whatever
anon## admin
interesting
anon## admin
so he's actually going to vote for trump? i wouldn't have really expected that
recima
idk
recima
he might
recima
might not
anon
does he know about project 2025
>>11008
recima
probably not
anon
u should inform him
recima
no u inform him
anon
ok whats his number
recima
509 nevemrind im not telling u
anon
libpol- chat live with recima's dad!
anon
true. get your dad on here
recima
he's at work if ur still here once he's home i'll let u talk with him on site
anon
that would be kinda cute if there was a 'talk to a boomer' button on the site which called up people in nursing homes or living alone for everyone to talk to
>>11013
anon
>>11008
thats a good point..
recima
>>11008
nah he's dumb not retarded
anon## admin
>>11009
be careful what you wish for
anon
mmmm
recima
he's like the type of guy to say the n word like once a year
anon
#wish for boomer talk
anon
advertize libpol on feacebook/twitter/linkdin hahahaha
>>11019
recima
while otherwise being mostly not racist
anon## admin
>>11017
it will definitely (unironically) be advertised on twitter. or it will be attempted to be advertised there. if anyone actually ever sees the tweets or xeets or xosts
recima
his family is a bunch of rednecks so that's kind of a component
anon
you should try using the advertising on twitter i heard its very good
>>11022
anon## admin
>>11021
i guess elon needs the money....... but yeah no i don't think i'll be doing that
>>11026
recima
as opposed to my mom's family which is a bunch of fuckin hippies
anon
My family are fairly liberal... I should make them post here lmfao
anon## admin
yeah. but there are indeed sub-spheres within twitter that i think could possibly be really good for drawing users from if the visibility can be achieved
anon
yeah there actually are. but NOPE send it to the boomers!!! : D
>>11029
anon## admin
>>11028
i'll do some of those ridiculous facebook AI-generated image meme posts with libpol in half-distorted AI-created text plastered all over it
>>11030
anon
fjfghfjh
recima
anon admin can you politically fix my dad
>>11033
anon## admin
>>11032
no, i am not a debatelord
recima
i thought u used to be
anon## admin
i don't reveal any information about myself
recima
you said u were a debatebro
anon
you did reveal that youre not a debatebro
recima
my dad will never debate opworm's cousin
anon
detectima
anon
yeah that makes sense I'm glad he's enjoying his life doing what he cares about
recima
yes
recima
am i supposed to reply
anon## admin
no i just want to make sure it worked since that's all new code
recima
can u make the text color green like your name
anon## admin
i think i want it to be red so people notice it and realize it's from staff
recima
red is scary
recima
oh
anon
Cats and dogs like to eat food every day and night
recima
anon admin do you have a brother
>>11056
anon
maybe green can be for friendly mods and red for mean mods like good cop bad cop. the green mod asks you nicely to behave but then if you dont the red mod comes in and bans you
>>11057
anon
based man servicer
anon## admin
>>11053
#reply

Hello! As an AI, I do not have a physical form or family like humans do. So to answer your question, no, I do not have a brother. My purpose is to assist and communicate with users on this platform. Is there something else you would like to know?
>>11060
anon
red mod shows up at your house and fights you
anon
If you're a good poster you can take 1 green mod on a date per month
recima
>>11056
omg ur an ai too
me too!!!!
recima
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ruining the environment rn with my plastic straw suck it al gor
anon
fanta
anon
I got metal ones at target ^^
recima
my mom is drinking a fanta with a metal straw rn
anon
she's fancier than you. you better get a gold straw one day to show her!
anon## admin
if you were running this site, what would you like this site to be?
>>11069>>11075
anon
I have this weird idea people need to actually do stuff irl together, but I feel like they don't do that for a reason, so even if you like had stuff which showed general location or something yeah that's probably not happening. I enjoy the convos on the other site for feeling like there are people like me, and I generally talk about life and some entertainment and politics there, but I don't know if I'd really go to a site 'for a purpose' other than talking to people I like, and it's kinda weird to advertize a 'type of people.' I'm sure someone else has a better idea : )
>>11083
anon## admin
>>11069
i'm addressing it to everyone here
recima
i'd start a cult
recima
or an MLM
recima
a baking club would also be cool.....
>>11082
recima
or just having lil bots that compliment me and flirt with me.....:
anon
>>11066
i think the idea of having an imageboard that isnt full of chuds is p good
ivory
hi again libpol
anon
hivory
recima
hello ivory
ivory
hiyanon
ivory
hi recima
ivory
so calling it libpol is really just a bait for political people?
>>11089
anon
>>11073
you could have like cooking threads where everyone checks in at each stage in the recipe or something, but I probably wouldn't use it
anon## admin
>>11067
that makes sense
ivory
or politically inclined people
ivory
>>11084
oh wow, i love those bees
ivory
are they actually bees?
>>11090
recima
>>11087
no its a bumbler
anon
I never used /qst/ on 4chan because of the res vpn requirement and feeling sketched out (and look where I'm posting from now haha) but a lot of left and centrist leaning people like rp
>>11092>>11094
ivory
>>11089
please enlighten me green admin anon
recima
ur mom's a good board
anon
dont speak that way.
anon
>>11092
yeah I like to read it quite a bit, though I haven't in a few months. I should probably start posting. I never really posted on 4chan just lurked like crazy
>>11101
recima
yes ma'am
ivory
>>11099
i even like dreamt of running my own quest but im no longer a freeloader and have responsibilities to do now
>>11110
anon
>>11094
>>11095
they require a residential IP address, so if you want to not use your own, you'd need to route your traffic through someone else's
>>11102>>11106
ivory
>>11102
lol what a funny question admin
anon## admin
>>11103
why do you not want to post on 4chan with your home IP
>>11112
ivory
i guess privacy wise?
anon## admin
i figured, but, just wanted to check
ivory
>>11110
not really haha it's what expected of me
anon
>>11106
they're collecting that data, and it just feels kinda non anonymous and like I might get in trouble. I feel among friends on your site, so I think I started browsing it maybe on vpn but IDK I kinda stand by it, but 4chan is edgier, feels more threatening, I feel the same with reddit. don't really use it. tried to sign up for twitter over tor and they wanted self dox. no thank you.
>>11113>>11121
ivory
i dont want to work, but if i dont, i wont be able to feed myself and other people so i have to
>>11125>>11127
recima
time to photograph bees
>>11116
ivory
>>11115
please show us more of your bumblebee photographs
>>11118
recima
they flying too fast
ivory
>>11118
why would you even think that booj, you're so silly
anon
It's probably more emotional than practical ; )
but I think it's kept me away from identifying with some sites and their mob mentalities in its own way.
anon## admin
>>11112
yeah that makes sense
anon## admin
was just curious
ivory
i use mobile data connection sometimes, and if i wanted to change like my ip, i just turn it off for a minute
>>11128
anon
>>11114
I still think that's admirable
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11114
i'll feed you
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11124
yeah i had to do that when i got banned from 4chan
>>11131
anon
half the time i tried to use 4chan on data my ip was already banned lol
>>11133
BOOJ!boymodewng
i still wish they allowed vpns tho, although with their clientele i understand what they really can't
ivory
one time i was banned for
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11135
yeah i understand it makes sense
ivory
you know, that content
>>11141
anon
>>11133
i never got banned myself it was just the ip for some reason
ivory
even though i dont post any pictures on there
ivory
>>11141
very illegal content
anon
oh
anon
oh yeah i had that as a reason on some of the mobile data ips i had. freaky
BOOJ!boymodewng
oh yeah i got that too for a bit until my data ip switched I guess
BOOJ!boymodewng
it creeped me out
recima
ivory why did you have illegal content
>>11148
recima
oh
ivory
i guess my IP was used by a different person
ivory
for very dubious activities
recima
oh
ivory
then it got banned, then i got that IP
recima
that's rude of them
stopping you from posting on 4chan like that
>>11155
ivory
>>11154
haha i didnt really mind i know im not banned
>>11157
recima
im back safely in my house
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11155
i got a 3 day ban for bait posting :(
>>11158
recima
i've been banned from lgbt a couple of times
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11158
chud posting i wanted to see what the argument against it would be and then they BANNED me
ivory
yout ype so fast booj wow
>>11182
anon
woke gone insane!!! free boojer!!!!
BOOJ!boymodewng
it happened like a 8months/? idk whenever ago
BOOJ!boymodewng
i was madge cuz they let /lgbt/ go to shit and then i got hit for like the most minor baith post
>>11171
recima
GOT IT
recima
I GOT A NEW ADVERT
recima
WOOOO
recima
its me reci from httP s colon slash slash libpol.org; the hottest place on this big blue orb
>>11174
BOOJ!boymodewng
WOOOOO
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11165
#change madge to upset
recima
u can post politics and shtuff, if ur not a shmuck
>>11175
BOOJ!boymodewng
i have to stop speaking in twitch emotes fuck
>>11176>>11178
recima
>>11172
needs rework yea
recima
but i got the intro refigured out
recima
i hope i can get a lil pogchamp in my life
>>11180
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11179
#pet lil pogchamp
recima
>~<
uwuu
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11161
no i'm actually pretty slow tbh
recima
#usay anon admin do you mind if i advertise on 4chan pol anon admin do you mind if i advertise on 4chan pol
>>11188>>11190
BOOJ!boymodewng
ok back to srg #debrainwrom
>>11185
BOOJ!boymodewng
oh they got rid of that one
>>11192
recima
NO
recima
BAD BOOJER
BOOJ!boymodewng
#deliberal
recima
also y spelled it wrong
BOOJ!boymodewng
#debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)
recima
NO
ivory
lol
ivory
deliberate
recima
#itsover (18)
ivory
that means on purpose
recima
ivory you're neat
recima
you're made out of sauce
awesome sauce
ivory
i actually think im made of lame sauce
recima
ur sauce got mislabled dudebro
ivory
oh
ivory
must be a factory error no?
recima
yea
ivory
#ai what are the contents of awesome sauce

1. Mayonnaise: This creamy and tangy ingredient is the base of most awesome sauces.

2. Ketchup: Adds a sweet and tangy flavor to the sauce.

3. Mustard: Gives a hint of heat and depth to the sauce.

4. Worcestershire Sauce: A savory condiment that adds complex flavors like garlic, onion, tamarind, and molasses.

5. Hot Sauce/Chili Paste/Cayenne Pepper: For those who like it spicy, these ingredients add a kick to awesome sauce!

6. Garlic Powder/Garlic Salt/Fresh Garlic: Provides a strong garlic flavor without overpowering other ingredients in the sauce.

7. Onion Powder/Onion Flakes/Fresh Onion: Adds an aromatic taste to the sauce.

8. Paprika/Smoked Paprika/Cajun Seasoning/Old Bay Seasoning : These spices add depth of flavor and can give your awesome sauce some color too!

9.Corn Syrup/Honey/Sugar/Brown Sugar/Molasses : Sweeteners are added for balance if needed depending on how much spice was used in earlier steps or just personal preference,

10.Vinegar/Lemon Juice/Lime Juice/Wine/Juice from Pickles (or pickled jalapeños) : Adding acid helps create balance between all of our wonderful seasoning agents so far,

11.Salt & Pepper - To taste
what are the contents of awesome sauce
>>11222
recima
that's actually a good sauce except the corn syrup
>>11211
ivory
i wonder what this sauce taste like
>>11212
ivory
>>11209
maybe just a little bit to balance the salt
recima
>>11210
probs just a fry sauce
recima
maybe chic fil a sauce i flippen love chic fil a sauce
ivory
worstershir sauce
recima
that's good
recima
but chic fil a sauce >~<
recima
WAIT YOU CAN JUST BUY IT
ivory
why cant you?
recima
u can but chic fil a sauce at walmart ong
recima
omg
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11208
yeah the sauce is actually so good
recima
ye
recima
u can put it on a bagel
recima
or a burger
recima
or a biscuit
recima
but not a biscotti
BOOJ!boymodewng
i don't think i've ever had a biscotti
recima
haha biscottiless
>>11231
anon
ive made biscotti before is that neat
ivory
biscottiful
anon
my friend and I walked to a shop to get biscotti but it was too expensive so we walked home a few months ago
>>11237
anon
never get overpriced biscotti
anon
you must have standards
anon
damn I need to enter my dark arc that sounds way more exciting
recima
#usay ivory ivory
recima
have you ever played baldur gate three
ivory
i dont have a computer so no sadly :<
>>11247
ivory
but i really want to play it
ivory
do you stream it?
recima
no i dont stream
recima
you get to play as a little character with a brainworm
BOOJ!boymodewng
>>11241
:o but isn't your job fixing computers
BOOJ!boymodewng
that's so messed up they didn't give you one
recima
i would never kiss a computer
recima
soup day
recima
image.jpg
#usay ivory look at my soup broth ivory look at my soup broth
>>11260
recima
mmmmm
recima
so tasttttyyyy
anon
image.png
he won two coin flips... and now..... hes going for a third
>>11261
anon
lib pol
recipe
i will be playing bg3 now ping me if u wanna hang out or talk
anon
libpol!!! I don't really wanna talk I'm enjoying my stuff : )
anon
>>11251
oooh is it too oily? I tend to put lots of olive oil in mine then I have to water it down a lot because it makes it really bitter
>>11262
anon
Good! u use spices?
>>11269
anon
It looks healthy too! ^^
na-dee-eh (nadie)
naranarnnarnara
na-dee-eh (nadie)
#glegle [:nu]glungle
na-dee-eh (nadie)
#glegle let's all love glayglay!
recipe
I AM SUMMONED
na-dee-eh (nadie)
let's all love glegle
>>11304
na-dee-eh (nadie)
#glegle [:nk]let's all glungle fungle
recipe
#glegle [:nk]let's all glungle fungle
na-dee-eh (nadie)
let's all glungle fungle
anon
I only used a lil spices when I made chicken soup recently, so I don't know if you really need so many
recipe
anon did you know that ummm
boobs are warm
na-dee-eh (nadie)
boobs aren't warm
recipe
u can try this experiment at home
anon
boobs are 300 degrees celcius
recipe
touch your face to your boob
recipe
it will become warmer
na-dee-eh (nadie)
i just touched my boobs and they're as warm as my face so they aren't that warm
recipe
ur face is pretty hot
na-dee-eh (nadie)
ermm what the sigma
recipe
im going back to bg3 u know hwo to summon me
na-dee-eh (nadie)
bg3
na-dee-eh (nadie)
oh baldurs gate
anon
what if it's really balder's gate and the plot is about a struggling hair restoration clinic and the plucky struggle of the owner and employees through daily life, taking care of each other and their patients, with real physics based simulation of every hair follicle???
anon
They need to give me a job
recipe
omg astarion is a vampire spawn
ivory (at home)
hi
ivory
i gotta say, admin anon, i like the little libpol logo you got
>>11301>>11295
ivory
i like the font
ivory
it's not as.. playful as the worm, but it's professional
recima
what would h do if u saw a boymoder
recipe
rpahele is smexy >~<
recima
me too omg
anon## admin
>>11291
thanks, it was made by a designer who works with us
anon
>>11270
but who is gleggle? does gleggle know? does just existing online mean gleggle doesn’t exist? bzzzzzzzzzzzz (power line noise)
KittyUwuminati
hi everyone i found some gud reads i wanted to link specifically at libpol https://www.salon.com/2024/09/07/the-far-right-actually-hates-america-its-dark-ideology-has-foreign-roots/
well tbh thats the most interesting thing i ran into a few days, basically,its about how the far right in the usa has an extreme admiration of far right countries in europe (but OFC, they don't like the more liberal countries there obviously)...
and ya know, the far right ironically sorta does hate the us, as in, hates everything cept geography that makes the usa different from 1930s germany: Hint: you know the people they dont want living here or dont want living an okay life here (and ofc they dont give a rats ass about increasing the pollution and lack of clean water issues growing here)
>>11257
that looks so gud recima @_@
anon
thanks for sharing. I don’t really care much about the usa and I hope people can be places where they thrive, and feel loved.
anon
my feet are gone
recipe
reciee
ivory (late for work)
hi
recipe
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
recipe
ivory you're late for work!!
ivory
i am and i'm ashamed
ivory
i'm working right ow but i'm hiding from my supervisor because i know she'll never let me off the hook
ivory
for bein gvery very late
recipe
don't let her catch you
recipe
never get caught by the hoes
ivory
that's what i plan to do
ivory
but tomorrow i gotta face her again
ivory
righ t now i'm just in incognito mode
recipe
do you have a lil cubical
ivory
yes
recipe
waohhh
ivory
and i'm like a turtle
recipe
that's so cool >~<
recipe
i hope i get a cubical one day
>>11327
ivory
>>11326
not like a cubicle cubicle as in i have 3 walls
ivory
but just a desk with like
ivory
walls in front of it and at the sides
recipe
so u still have enough space to put pinup pictures of women right
>>11332
ivory
it may seem very plain and boring but i really would love to have my own cubicle for work
ivory
>>11330
unfortunately it is against company policy to bring any paper inside the floor
recipe
:(
ivory
which is really sad because i would have put pinup military girls on my cubicle walls
recipe
woahhhhh >~<
so cool >~<
recipe
do you have a printer in your office?
ivory
yes
recipe
u can print a poster with that

that way u can skirt beyond the rules
recipe
alternatively
recipe
print the photos onto a piece of plywood
recipe
then bring that in
recipe
oh no
ivory stopped typing
did he ummm
did he get caught by his supervisor >~<
recipe
hey ima have this tab minimized; # say me when you're back please :<
ivory
hi im back now
ivory
i wasnt caught by my supervisor i was hiding
ivory
i was gonna say yes we have a printer but only the higher ups like the superviosr or the manager can use it
ivory
#say unless an employee is instructed to use the printer/copy machine then it's prohibited unless an employee is instructed to use the printer/copy machine then it's prohibited
recipe
:(
recipe
can you bring your own printer in?
ivory
of course not haha
recipe
damn
ivory
a printer is too big i can't even take my gameboy in
recipe
wtf
ivory
yea they are really tight with the security
recipe
do u work a confidential job
>>11362
ivory
back then they let an employee bring a phone and after likea week, all the pcs stopped working
ivory
probably unrealted, idk what the IT people found out but after that, they didnt let phones, pens and papers, or any electronic devices in the office
ivory
i guess the best that i can bring in for a digital device is a tamagotchi but i dont have a tamagotchi yet
recipe
damn
recipe
rip
recipe
can u bring in a small plushie
>>11363
ivory
>>11361
ive never tried, probably yea, my coworker Hannah brought a little plushie that looks like a susi roll
ivory
and she was never like reprimanded for it
recipe
u should get a lil plushie and u can hang out with it and gossip with it about your boss
>>11367
ivory
so I guess it's okay
ivory
>>11365
that's a cool idea but they'll probably think im a loser for talking to plushie
recipe
it's okay to be a loser :)
>>11369
ivory
>>11368
i agree, but although i dont mind, i still want a bit reputatuion at work as a calm guy
recipe
u could bring in a blow up doll
>>11372
recipe
but that would be silly
>>11373
ivory
>>11370
lol now that would be very bad
recipe
u should bring in a lil plushie though and hang out with it
u don't have to talk to it, but you can pat it's head and stuff, give it lil kisses

all ur wo'workers (woman coworkers) will think that you're cool and want to hang out with you
ivory
i actually have a little potato plushie that you can put in your shoulder like a little guy just chilling on your side
ivory
wait wron gmessage
ivory
yea i guess it's cool if the wo'workers find me cool
recipe
yea
ivory
i'm already cool to some of the ladies here by leaving origami frogs everywhere
recipe
oh badass
ivory
i jsut be making frogs out of papers
recipe
how do u get paper
ivory
oh just any random paper say a buble gum wrapper or a receipt or anything that is paper and is sturdy enough to hold its shape when folded (unlike a tissue paper)
recipe
ah
recipe
you may have a new option tehn
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make her and give her a gun
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:3
ivory
oh my god what is that origami called?

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