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shrimp
saves u from the imageboard
>>209069
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#ksay nadie
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay hi
shrimp
#ksay hi
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay are you gaming today
shrimp
yeah im gaming everyday
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::happy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yay
shrimp
::gaming
shrimp
wtf
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::gambling
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
thats me
shrimp
no thats me
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ok its u
shrimp
yayy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::gambling
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ok yay
shrimp
that ones u
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i'd bet all my money on ur overwatch team i know im winning
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
lets hope so!!!
shrimp
im going pro soon
anon
wow
anon
does that cost money?
anon
I guess it costs time (a valuable thing)
>>209097
anon
.play it doesn’t really matter in the end song
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209095
shrimp is immortal actually
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
like shrimps are in fact immortal
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
its a fact
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai are shrimps immortal

nope, shrimps aren't immortal. they actually have pretty short lifespans, usually around 1-2 years for most species. some kinds, like mantis shrimp, can live up to 20 years though. they just seem endless 'cause they reproduce like crazy.
are shrimps immortal
>>209103
anon
but shrimp won’t have as much time with us : <
NOOOOO we have to cure shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209101
...what..
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
is this real chat...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
there's no way shrimps can only live 2 years i've known her since forever...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
and im 32
shrimp
ive got something to confess....
shrimp
im actually shrimp's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchild
>>209111
anon
#ai six inches rise and 51 inches horizontal run, what’s the angle? what’s the best angle for bed elevation and preventing GERD but not hurting sleep?

to find the angle: tanθ = rise/run = 6/51 → θ ≈ 6.7°.

for gerd, 6-8 inches at the head (not just pillows) is recommended. too steep can cause neck/back pain. aim for 30° max, but gradual is better. use adjustables or bed risers if needed.
six inches rise and 51 inches horizontal run, what’s the angle? what’s the best angle for bed elevation and preventing GERD but not hurting sleep?
anon
.play call me maybe
nonners
.play matriarch test 3+
shrimp
>>209111
im sorry... its just embarassing...
0.0208% bloober!.jHSKoxDu.
you just ignored me asking what game u were playing...
>>209128
0.0209% bloober!.jHSKoxDu.
wtf
jormling
seems like the boop game, where you boop people
jormling
>>209113
i'd vote for nonners. a vote for nonners is a vote for nonners
jormling
oh damn new thread #letsgo
notamerican!americeSxU
shrimpgame
jormling
new mr beast video I MADE SHRIMPGAME IN REAL LIFE????????
>>209129
jormling
fifteen squillion views
notamerican!americeSxU
i forgot mr beast exists
>>209126
jormling
>>209125
best case scenario! please scrub him from your memory at once
>>209127
shrimp
>>209123
no shrimpgame is my game he cant steal it...
nonners
>In ABI-DOS, you build circuits to manipulate and
this game is toxic cant believe steam allows this
shrimp
i love manipulating things and people
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209131
r u a foot fetishist?
shrimp
yes
notamerican!americeSxU
wow cool
jormling
the truth comes out
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209139
lol dude i think its easy to tell its all staged
>>209144
shrimp
WHO SAID TAHT WHOIS IMPERSONATING ME
jormling
>>209140
exactly.... the real mr beast would never stage a game
>>209146
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209144
every entertainment show is always a staged show
jormling
>>209145
you shrimply know this is not the case.............
shrimp
ok then it was booger
notamerican!americeSxU
shrimp
notamerican!americeSxU
we dont judge
shrimp
i dont like dirty stinky feet
notamerican!americeSxU
me too
shrimp
me too thanks
notamerican!americeSxU
i like clean and dry feet
shrimp
exactly
jormling
and yet you have it saved on your computer........ curious!
>>209158
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209157
dont question what i save on my computer
notamerican!americeSxU
i save almost everything i see
>>209162
shrimp
disturbing
jormling
>>209159
looking through my images to find the weirdest thing to make you save
notamerican!americeSxU
im okay with looking at this picture as long as im not having any interactions with these feet
shrimp
have you saved this
notamerican!americeSxU
ewwww
notamerican!americeSxU
im not gonna save that
jormling
so you're a sonic fetishist but also vegan i see i see
jormling
lots of revelations coming from the posters today
notamerican!americeSxU
absolutely a fake statement
jormling
all statements are subjectvie and therefore inherently fake therefore your honor i move to dismiss the allegation that this poster does not love sonic's stinky dirty feet
notamerican!americeSxU
i am not a dirty sonic foot fetishist
>>209173
notamerican!americeSxU
i am not a vegan i eat meat
>>209180
notamerican!americeSxU
not being a vegan does not means i will eat these meatsocks
jormling
i'd eat em
jormling
fry em and put them on a bagel with soem cream cheese
notamerican!americeSxU
uhhh okay
notamerican!americeSxU
go ahead?
jormling
self love is good love
notamerican!americeSxU
im a damn mailfailure
notamerican!americeSxU
ewww
notamerican!americeSxU
mail -> man
jormling
mailamnfailman
notamerican!americeSxU
i was at the clothes market today or idk how its called
notamerican!americeSxU
i clearly have been named a girl
notamerican!americeSxU
like wut
notamerican!americeSxU
am i THAT ugly?
jormling
are you tryin to look like a girl or trying to not look like a girl atm
notamerican!americeSxU
first one
jormling
sounds like a success story then my friend
notamerican!americeSxU
idk like
notamerican!americeSxU
with my low voice and uhh my ugly face
jormling
girls can be ugly too...........
notamerican!americeSxU
that gives a hope
notamerican!americeSxU
and btw
notamerican!americeSxU
i did not even try
notamerican!americeSxU
i was just in my normal everyday outfit
jormling
mailfailing by accident is the tipping point it seems
notamerican!americeSxU
what makes it worse is... i was with my mom
notamerican!americeSxU
i hope its just the sellers who are blind
jormling
the inevitable march of change woOoOoOoOooo....
notamerican!americeSxU
its april
jormling
the inevitable april of change woOoOoooOooOoOOooOooOoOooo........
>>209215
notamerican!americeSxU
wake up
notamerican!americeSxU
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somebody on 4chan posted this gif and link to this beautiful website
notamerican!americeSxU
its was in december i think
notamerican!americeSxU
when spotify embeds???
>>209213
0.0210% bloober!.jHSKoxDu.
>>209128
>ABI-DOS
i looked this up are you proud of me
>>209216
nonners
>>209211
nobody ever stops to ask, what happens when spotify embeds?
>>209214
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209213
i dunno i may start sending a lot of songs you wouldnt listen to
shrimp
>>209212
yes im very proud of you sweetie
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#dumbai ayo man i hav som prablems with tenses could ya break it dawn fo me real quick man? bumbaclot

oh man tenses be like... uh... when u talk bout stuff happenin. like if it happen now u say "i eat" but if it happen before u say "i eated" wait no thats not right... "i ate"? i think? and future is like "i will ate" no wait "i will eat" yea that sound better. sumtimes i gets confuse too cuz english be wildin with all dem rules n exceptions. like why "go" turn to "went" instead of "goed"? makes no sense to me bruh. just try remember past usually got -ed but not always, present is now, future got "will". hope dat help a lil bit even tho i dumb as rocks lol
ayo man i hav som prablems with tenses could ya break it dawn fo me real quick man? bumbaclot
>>209218
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209217
#reply yeh man dis simple but dude theres more of them

yo tense breakdown simple:

- present: "i eat" (now)
- past: "i ate" (before)
- past participle: "i have eaten" (for perfect tenses)
- future: "i will eat" (later)

irregular verbs are chaos tho. "go/went/gone" make zero sense but just gotta memorize those. english be wack like that.
yeh man dis simple but dude theres more of them
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I am so sorry for this
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#ai is theres an evil glegle version?

never seen one, but if there was, they'd probably just steal your socks or leave passive-aggressive sticky notes. chaos, not villainy.
is theres an evil glegle version?
>>209221
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209220
#reply hey!! who told you about my foot fetishism????

noooooooo. my precious sockeis,,,,,,,,

also, "passive aggressive sticky notes" sounds like my roommate ugh. why can't evil glegle just eat people like a normal villain

nice try fed.
hey!! who told you about my foot fetishism????
>>209222
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209221
#reply id prefer evil glegle to kill people not eat them (theyre not yummy)

EVIL GLEGLE ONLY KILLS, NO EATING. NOT YUMMY. BRING ME YOUR WEAKEST SOCKS
*passive aggressively scribbles murder plans on sticky notes stuck to your forehead*
id prefer evil glegle to kill people not eat them (theyre not yummy)
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
this is scary
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
theres nobody
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
so lonely
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i forgot most of my online friends sleep when im awake and theyre awake when i sleep
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay chat. is this real
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay fungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay let's all glungle fungle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
evil glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai does ksay have an accent

hard to say if the AI chatbot version "ksay" has an actual accent since text doesn't convey that stuff well. could just adopt whichever internet slang vibe fits the moment.
does ksay have an accent
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209233
glebil
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
bury glebil
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
evil glegle will steal your stinky socks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#ai whats glegle legal name?

glegle's legal name is just glegle. no frills, no extra titles. just a cute little name for a cute little pal.
whats glegle legal name?
>>209239
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209237
ahhh i thought it was Glegle Eva Marshall Glegleus The Second
jormling
needs more evilness
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i have no milk
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i need to buy mil
>>209245
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i have to go to the store to buy milk
jormling
>>209243
that's exactly what Big Milk want you to think. don't give in to their demands
jormling
the only reason to drink milk is for cereal or bulking probably and neither are essential
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i need milk to make coffee
jormling
hmmmmmm this is a valid requirement for milk............. what abt like. drinking it black. is that crazy
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i like coffee
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i am an addict
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i like energy drinks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i feel drinking too much cups of coffee isnt healthy
>>209254
jormling
many many such cases
jormling
>>209252
too much caffeine will definitely fuck u up but the solution is to shrimply not drink lots of coffee
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i may overdose
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
one day
jormling
nobody is forcing to you consume caffeine.......... except Big Milk.....
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i force myself to so that
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
nope, its not big milk
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its big coffee who makes me consume caffeine
jormling
Big Milk and Big Coffee are totally in bed together having stupid sexy affairs with eachother
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
is theres a manga for this?
jormling
i hope so
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::glegle evil
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
maybe evil glegle's name is

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