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anon
>>356387
a lot of people will stay here and more people will come here
>>356425
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>356424
i really hope our lgbtchan stays the way it is
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
it's probably the best altchan i've ever seen
>>356427
anon## admin
we will try to maintain a good culture here, even if it grows
anon## admin
in doing so, people will complain that we're too ban-heavy, but that's ok
>>356436
anon
how many admins there are?
>>356431
anon
>>356430
i think there are at least 8 or so
anon
meh good enough
anon
sometimes you can see two different green admins typing at the same time
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
1 keyboard for each hand
>>356437
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>356429
i've already seen someone on 4chan's /lgbt/ mmg complain that libpol is "libtards who can't take a joke"
>>356439
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
you'll see almost everything there. beware.
anon
>>356436
they will be happy t o know there are places that can
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
anyone that browses 4chan for a long period of time will get severe mental truama and damage
>>356443
anon
how come 4chan jokes are usually posting gore or something
>>356448
anon
I'm hungry. I need to eat it.
#nom
>>356458
rose
#poll are you stroking it rn?? /yes/no
anon
>>356459
cross your fingers behind your back when you eat it so it doesn't count
anon
I'm out here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick
anon
>>356455
look who is here, the king, the chad lawyer
anon
there is a hivemind of twinkposters
rose
.skip (video skipped)
anon
next horror film would be "i know what anna did yesterday"
davesprite
>>356368
my favorite is daddy long legs even though iirc they're not even real spiders lol
orb weavers are cool too. they don't roam so they feel safe
>>356470
davesprite
>sicariidae
worst dog mortal enemy
Spiders
well that depends what you mean
Spiders
sometimes people call cellar spiders daddy long legs
>>356475
davesprite
>>356473
oh wait that's a daddy longlegs to me okay
wtf people call mayflies/craneflies daddy longlegs??
that's fucked up
rose
i call my daddy longlegs cos he tall af
rose
well theyre all circumised so they gotta cos of the friction
Spiders
right, that's what i thought about too
davesprite
>>356478
americans suppress all masturbatory urges with a nice bowl of corn flakes
Spiders
but from a different angle
Spiders
since they don't have their foreskin they experience much less pleasure, so they compensate by making it extra wet
anon
9066.png
The Jews took my foreskin
::chud
davesprite
>>356487
i'm just plagued by this thought forever of how i can't have a passing pussy because of john harvey fucking kellog
Spiders
americans whining about mutilating bodies (trans people) when they chop baby boy's dicks at birth
rose
foreskinmaxxing
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>356485
but there's still good srs options for the uncircumcised?
>>356497
rose
anyone wanna form a band??
>>356511
anon
we just need to convince them srs is a form of circumcision and to give them all it at birth
davesprite
>>356494
yes, good. including peak results from suporn clinic as anyone else.
but they do extra stuff with the foreskin that makes the labia WAY more passing than any other surgeon achieves
>>356501
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>356497
hmm i always thought it's scrotum that comes from the tissue that also differentiates into labia
>>356508
dawn
>>356368
daddy longlegs & orb weavers are cute

wolf spiders suck they bite and are everywhere
>>356507
davesprite
wait is that fr
davesprite
sex reassignment surgery
anon
>>356499
yeah i think sadchan was the cute one who posted herself an kept complaining about resembling a barrel
Spiders
>>356502
they're quite rare here/they're very small. i've seen videos of big ones they're really scary. being noticed by one is a completely different experience to being noticed by a jumper
>>356519
davesprite
>>356501
idr the exact differentiation path i just know thet use the foreskin to add extra lubrication and sensitivity and that inner pink color to the neovulva
and no other surgeon does this afaik
>>356514
Spiders
the opposite in fact
Spiders
experiecne
davesprite
>>356514
i am waiting until i can get in with either suporn or wittenberg or maybe xiao
i would happily go an extra decade without sex or ability to wear bikinis if it means my end result is not clockable
>>356520
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>356515
yeah it's exactly that, otherwise known as vaginoplasty
dawn
>>356507
yea they're tiny, but if they get somewhere there'll be several thousand of them at once and that is no bueno
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>356516
i think not touching yourself can result in atrophy and therefore worse results
>>356578
rose
hiiii dawn
dawn
hi rose
rose
>>356521
you can use the block button
dawn
>>356525
does discord still "hide" messages by saying a blocked user typed something
>>356530
Spiders
>>356526
nahh like not literally.
Spiders
>>356527
well if you block someone their dms won't reach you
anon
dawn remind me who you are? from the 30 girls who posted themselfes, are you the blonde one?
>>356534
dawn
ah
dawn
>>356531
idk anon i'm just another namefag
anon
>>356535
it can be both, people are complex
anon
wow my nut isn’t so talented
anon
I'm concerned because the standard deviation in my nut volume has increased substantially, my nut volatility index is insane rn
>>356548>>356553
dawn
.play 10cc the things we do for love
anon
>>356543
well that’s usually time dependent. have you controlled for time between releases?
>>356549
anon
>>356548
Yes, it isn't time dependent. Or rather, the correlation is inverted. Like if I nut again in the same day the volume is whack. The volatility is too much.
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>356543
hmm might be because you stopped the estrogen
>>356554
anon
>>356556
we are a hivemind, so don't worry about it
Spiders
oh
Spiders
i am NOT sexting with you...
>>356564
Spiders
nothing personal... im not sexting with anyone
anon
>>356561
then why the fuck do you replyed to me
Spiders
i thought it would be funny
>>356568
Spiders
sorry
Spiders
being groomed takes too much effort ive concluded
>>356580
anon
>>356565
so funny ahah, write someone if you want sex, proceds to do that, oh wait i dont want sex now
Spiders
>>356554
YOU'RE NOT THE DETRANSITIONER TWINK ANON!?!?!
anon
No, I am usually on at later hours, but I've caught him before.
>>356579>>356584
Spiders
there's nothing to say!! there's an anon who's a trans girl who had a bad dream and feels bad today and stuff
>>356577>>356582
anon
#ai can large swings in ejaculate viscosity be a sign of health problems?

yes, big changes in ejaculate thickness can sometimes point to health issues. dehydration, infections, hormonal imbalances, or prostate problems might cause it. if it's frequent or comes with pain or other symptoms, checking with a doctor could be smart. usually not a big deal if it's occasional. can large swings in ejaculate viscosity be a sign of health problems?
>>356585
Spiders
that's what they said
Spiders
i thought you were them
anon
>>356573
bad day you mean, not dream
Spiders
>>356570
what's your defining trait... how do i remember you
anon
>>356570
you are not him? he is my friend
anon
but that’s not very constructive I know :<
davesprite
wait why did i reply to that dm lmao
>>356592
anon
>>356580
I can do anything in the whole world
anon
>>356590
i hope your dream gets worse
davesprite
>>356588
#edit "chicken jockey"
rose
jk im too milf shaped to be a twink
>>356609
anon
I’m also someone’s bf or gf
anon
I bet ur jealous
Spiders
>>356609
maybe they're a milf-shape at heart!
rose
no im milf shaped irl too in body
rose
you should, pat is goated
anon
>>356616
you love them more, it would not work, i guess i will have to settle to spidy and maybe sadchan
>>356620
Spiders
>>356614
i have video player disabled because i am playing warop tunder
dawn
>>356614
i have it playing in the background while i'm doing homework

does the guy hate chevys or something i'm not paying attention
davesprite
fuck the lamest one lol
anon
no I’m illiterate so I can’t watch videos
>>356628
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
good!! did you know I actually acted in the video? I’m a video. I do videos. video games? that was me.
>>356630
anon
just for you nonny
anon
>>356632
its mine, go away, i was adopted by mommy davy
davesprite
>>356626
with bubbline honestly i cannot tell, same question lol
>>356637
anon
>>356636
im bonnie, just a crazy bitch, and you sound really like marcy
>>356652
Spiders
FUCK YOU!!!
anon
already there :3
anon
>>356631
nice fact, now post nudes to me only
rose
>>356623
need someone to be the bonnie to my marceline
rose
i get to be marcie cos i play bass
>>356651
davesprite
>>356637
i think i have a punkish marcy energy but i just relate insanely much to pb. she wants to take over the world and make everyone safe and happy and is deeply morally unsettling to look too close at and enjoys cute fun things
and it's like hell yeah bonnie me too
kate
UV mapping my head model is kicking my ass rn.
anon
>>356653
dunno today im angry at you for no reasons
davesprite
there's one ep where she keeps rejecting this suitor because "she loves all her subjects equally" and i aspire to that kind of dedication to the kingdom
>>356658
rose
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah no lol >>356661
>>356666
kate
Imagine the oxidation of that meat flavor
anon
>>356663
bummers, two bottoms cant be together
rose
im not having sex with you anon
>>356671
anon
>>356668
no im not having sex with you
davesprite
i expect everyone here to have sex with me that's why i post my latitude and longitude and credit card information daily
>>356673
anon
i guess horny posting is back
>>356679
kate
Oh my god kanye lost it
kate
I didn't even know that was kanye until I looked
davesprite
>>356675
my hornyposting is the most kino because i never actually touch other humans or myself
>>356681
dawn
homestuck brainrot destroyed once again
faye
PATCHOuLI WINS AGAIN
davesprite
having trouble there need to use both hands maybe? ;p
>>356696
davesprite
>>356694
#edit "correction" "cortherection"
davesprite
>>356696
okay u right i will go back to posting wholesome sfw only ty for the penance check
>>356700
anon
>>356699
you can say dirty thing to me but only in dm or others will be jelly
faye
the only thing im jealous of is how full of knowledge patchouli is
davesprite
i love the mimemoders
rose
thank you :3
anon
why do you spam the mime everytime
>>356713
Spiders
FUCK YOU! YOU'RE BLUE NOW
anon
>>356713
are you the musicist or the self harm one
faye
oh my god is that ROSE ORLANDO THE HIT MUSICIAN
>>356721
rose
>>356719
its me, rose orlando musicial wonderkind and super genius, also very incredibly pretty and humble
>>356724
sadmoder
>>356720
that tag is that image so you fan always getxit
dawn
>>356721
oh my gosh rose orlando i'm your biggest fan
rose
woaw omg
anon
this is not healthy
rose
??
anon
get a room pls
rose
this is the room
anon
do that in private pls
rose
and if i dont?
anon
i will like it
rose
ok well if you like it i'll keep going :3
anon
you are a bad musician (as a bad bitch but good at music)
anon
sorry that came out weird
rose
sure did
anon
still a bitch tho
rose
im pretty nice actually
anon
dunno spider seem nicer
anon
wormwatch should ONLY play rose Orlando when she comes into the room (from rose Orlando.bandcamp.com)
>>356743
anon
.play frotting tutorial
anon
🔥🔥
anon
and u r nice rose
rose
yippeeeee thank you
rose
i imagine every anon is just one guy at the same time
anon
wasn’t there a yipee thing henmm
anon
it looks like you are samefagging
anon
this site is actually a trans woman with schizophrenia talking to herself, but she’s growing and becoming better over time
>>356757
rose
i wish lol thatd be very fun, i always get jealous when ppl have the time n energy to make like whole websites n stuff just talking to themselves
anon
true I love art in general but waow haaard once the first minute passes
anon
you two please get a room, my kids are watching
anon
smth cool about being a musician huh ^_^
rose
hi sadmoder hi spiders
anon
I will NEVER make time for things
sadmoder
hi rose
anon
^^^^
anon
im not seeing the usual schizos, weird at this hour they should be here >>356766 yeah guess so
anon
I can b ur regular schizo…
>>356771
rose
i think mitzi went back to 4tran :( sad
>>356774
anon
she was nice I think!!
anon
>>356769
are looks Latina to me. Poland Latin America connection???!!
anon
>>356773
omg loris hi, btw you dont look like a chad, you look like a cute russian woman
>>356780
anon
hmm no hearts on lori ..
sadmoder
>>356773
she would be a college prof
anon
waow lori pic
anon
xD welcome to the slab gang lori u can have as much cabbage as u want
Spiders
>>356760
well. it's a specific type of game. go into it when you're feeling it
kate
Mtools cubic projection fixed my UV issues
>>356788
anon
>>356780
you said that your jaw was big like a chad but its not true, just brainworms
>>356787
sadmoder
>>356758
i missed this parent of the yead
anon
how is loriland? did u drive ur mom today? my mom has new fishes in her pond she’s excited about : )
>>356787
!nIOh.loris
>>356784
i see i see, there is still chance

>>356786
>how is loriland?
absolute chaos. had to clean the basement and throw away a bunch of old stuff with my mom. found some old documents of my father and some of his old pics. he was a handsome black man
>>356789>>356791>>356797
kate
>>356783
well it's not perfect but in ways I can cope with
dawn
.play i'll be here for awhile milk outside a bag
anon
>>356787
🥲 I’m sending our fishes to you to assist
anon
wow im surprised this site is still alive now that 4ch is back
>>356795>>356799
rose
youre like the 100th guy whos said that today anon
dawn
>>356793
i'm not going back to /tttt/ i refuse

if only because waiting 15 minutes for a captcha makes me want to die, and, like, every new IP you get you gotta do it again
rose
i couldnt imagine waiting 15 mins n then having to do a captcha i would die
anon
>>356787
and I’m keeping my hair handsome and curly like you said : ) that’s cool!! cleaning… what can I clean hmm
anon
the problem is that all the hot crazy one are back on 4chan
Spiders
>>356793
do NOT go to 4chan. there is a sniper outside your house with his sights on your head
!nIOh.loris
>>356789
i would've been ur perfect victim for abuse tbh lol
>>356804
sadmoder
im still gonna visit 4chan from time to time, but i dont like being there
dawn
i'll keep going on /jp/ every once and awhile but /lgbt/ has been half raid/election threads for awhile

there's some generals that are sometimes good but i really have no desire to go there unless i want to feel miserable
anon
i dont wanna go back but i have zero self control and i need the digital selfharm so im alcready back there 😭😭
>>356808>>356811>>356805
anon
>>356800
i would use cigarette tips on your neck and lick the burned skin
Spiders
it will only sting for a moment
anon
>>356803
#hug I’ve already been on here too long today ngl it’ll be ok nonny if u want to change u can a lil
Spiders
like emotionaly?
rose
are there hot girl threads on /lgbt/ i wasnt aware
>>356812
dawn
>>356810
passgen is supposedly that but it usually devolves into shitflinging after like two seconds
anon
>>356811
i dont like reddit i used to be super into like 4t4 but idk it jus tdoesnt hit at all the same as the board does
rose
im not into girls who are too cis passing icl gsksksksk
anon
big tabloid news about rose Orlando of roseorlando.bandcamp.com fame!
sadmoder
thats brave rose, twinkhons are peak
anon
omg now everything is so boring
anon
i lowk think im agamp these days cuz like i dont even wanna be a cissoid i wanna be a passoid...
>>356819>>356820
dawn
>>356818
wtf is agamp

do we have blanchardisms that aren't the usual two
sadmoder
auto gynocandro morpho philia
rose
im into girlfags im girlfag4girlfag
anon
the other day i was high and explained blanch to my irl cis str8 male friends
>>356830
rose
.skip (video skipped)
dawn
oh hey silent hill
sadmoder
nvm
rose
i tried explaining how i think men and boys are different gender classes to a girl a couple weeks ago but she just said no and then thats rlly the end of the convo i guess
>>356835>>356836
anon
>>356830
#give ::blanchard agp check
anon
ugh
anon
>>356832
I thought it was interesting rose. girls can be a lil dismissive sometimes
anon
>>356832
you cant say this to normies day will think youre a pedo 😭😭😭
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