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i like sad things
hehehe i made the thread i have the power
Aleixi
i saw black i was scared i was sad it was misery
>>414166
fp
im a good kisser i promise
sæкі
o
i like sad things
i want to marry Ryan gosling but he's a gamer
rose
wtf happened
Aleixi
>>414166
im sorry i was drunk and i passed out i didn't mean to ignore u bby
>>414173
dawn
i will not be trifled with by mere melons
anon
i would settle for a ryan gosling bf
anon
>>414168
If anything, that was mercy. I cannot be horny before exams
>>414179
rose
.play brilliant green lucky star
rose
why did the other thread get locked??
>>414177
dawn
.play lucky star op
dawn
80k posts
Aleixi
>>414173
lemme know when they're done then, aha wink wink
rose
haha thats so gay
rose
everyone
listen to rose orlando at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
also available on spotify and youtube n whatever
i like sad things
we hit thread limit rose so now there is a new thread
Aleixi
i can't believe im in a thread with the rose orlands
>>414193
i like sad things
::rose orlando
dawn
.play of montreal forecast fascist future
sæкі
.play woodie guthrie these fascists are bound to lose
fp
#poll are u a good kisser / yes / no / never kissed because im a loser
>>414194
sæкі
smooch
fp
who voted the last one haha laugh at them
i like sad things
I'm a virgin at 32 lol
>>414199
anon
>>414197
many virgin losers worms… STRONG
or mbe just sad idk I think it’s just and for me : <
i like sad things
if i get to 40i become an archmage
straw bury
some1 pls kiss me im desperate and easily manipulated why wont some1 kiss me :(((
>>414210>>414212
sæкі
will cuddle
anon
waow
i like sad things
>>414204
turns out it was man
Aleixi
the chuds on twitter are mad now that i told them i came from them calling me a low skill worker
anon
how do i turn the music off on mobile
dawn
cog -> turn off player
anon
thank u
dawn
.play elo mission a world record
Aleixi
holy shit chat im a boywife now
anon
poggers!
fp
5 good kissers 1 bad kisser and 4 who never kissed anyone you know what that means
>>414227>>414233
fp
just get everyone together so we can sacrifice goats and call baphomet back to earth
Aleixi
>>414225
i have kissed i just picked i never kissed before because i wanted to be called a loser
fp
ok
Aleixi
call me a loser
sæкі
cutie
fp
you have a girlfriend im not doing that
Aleixi
a wife ill correct you
anon
>>414225
there’s an even number of neverkissers we could pair up…
anon
or the neverkisser policule
pandobra
i think the neverkissers have to kiss the good kissers
sæкі
polycule when. . .
fujo
i finally made it out of bedd
pandobra
gm so much
sæкі
same
fujo
i haaaaaate germans its so fucking bad
fujo
like they're wearing the stereotypical shit and blast OBNOXIOUS music to which i woke up
anon
don’t they wear t shirts n cargo shorts and are usually thoughtful in public I thought Germans were cute it’s over
>>414248
sæкі
woh
sæкі
>3>
anon
huh throw doesn’t work on ai
fujo
idk i wouldnt care but theyre loud and they woke me up :sob:
>>414263
anon
nooo!
anon
I bet it’s the same road workers on their day off from like month ago
fujo
no i think its just regular people getting shitfaced at 2pm
Aleixi
>>414250
i love gay people (my wife)
anon
they all have a crush on you but they’re too awkward so they want to be around your house at night (average male flirting strategy)
anon
I regularly WOKE people up
fujo
>>414263
if anything they're turning me into a misantrhopist cynic
anon
I’m going to be loud outside your house next month with things you like fujo to make you like ppl again
fp
two heterosexual women can date each other and still be heterosexual, nothing wrong with this
anon
saeki marry fujo to leave the us and sound proof her apartment with your diy skillz
sæкі
- w-
anon
you two would be cute
anon
I mean you’re already cute
anon
and I have no clue if you’re comparable
anon
compatable
fujo
all i need is a kitchen, a silly lil 20m2 room and a bathroom.
anon
need someone to say merp with fr
sæкі
.play mint royale something new
faye
.play maow
fujo
ok booked a train, ill be fucking off from here for a few days in a few hrs
fujo
impulsive? yeah.
worth it? absolutely.
Aleixi
:o traveling??? >~< fun :D
>>414298
sæкі
ooo
sæкі
i hope u have had a good trip
fujo
>>414295
i just dont wanna wake up to BAVARIANS being loud tomorrow
>>414299
anon
you should book a PLANE to go see saeki
anon
I would be so powerful and cool doing arranged marriages
anon
I would buy robes with ornate designs if I were Successful marriages arranger
sæкі
-w-
anon
uwu
anon
owo
anon
we should form a cool team where we all have names like uwu and OwO and change the world and have costumes and fight villains
sæкі
.play easy life palm tree days lyrics
anon
rwr
sæкі
guh
anon
TwT
anon
I guess the quiet and the pain and the fear from metal gear already did that huh
anon
we should like have a cool team but like also we all sleep in the same bed
>>414326
anon
To encourage team efforts
anon
>>414323
and cuddle and kiss each other and say ‘good job’ about what we did that day
anon
I’m pessimistic af long term but I would really enjoy that
anon
>>414327
This is not a polycule, it's a team.
anon
And we all wear cool costumes (bikinis and skintight leotards)
>>414339
anon
fujo is scouting it out for us
anon
we need a cool custom vehicle too
anon
>>414339
How are you supposed to fight crime in restrictive clothing?
>>414342
anon
well we also want to inspire ppl to be clean and such
>>414347
anon
we can all have the turtlenecks like y and soft pants
anon
>>414343
We can inspire them to be clean by taking baths with them and scrubbing them down
>>414353
faye
WHO THE FUCK PLAYED FEMBOY JOKER
sæкі
o.o
anon
>>414347
we should practice with each other and braid each others hair and towel each other off and kiss each other on the nose after
>>414364
anon
we wouldn’t want to do a bad job with the civilians after all
anon
oh how was your exam twinkanon??
>>414358
faye
.play femboy joker compilation
anon
>>414356
Harder than expected, but not too bad, there wasn't anything on there I couldn't do
>>414359
anon
waow…
anon
there’s nothing you couldn’t do twink anon
anon
what if the right wing did kill all the lgbtq people in the past but they needed a common enemy so they have secretly been grooming everyone to be lgbtq
>>414366>>414367
anon
>>414366
that’s why so many of them turn out to be repping gays. they worked on the gay bombs they try to drop on libtard. immunities but got exposed themselves
Aleixi
>>414369
fuck- state! harder- ah! state deeper please hhh deeper state please!
>>414371
anon
>>414372
d-don’t introduce bugs into meeee I’m a stateless machine
anon
I have some sustainably sourced protein for you right here baby
fp
.play how about another joke
anon
Get into my pod
fp
femboy and that's just a woman
>>414384
sæкі
:3
anon
>>414377
she’s playing guitar but she’s sad
sæкі
gonna try n work on music today if im up still or tomorrow
fp
really makes you think
rose
>>414378
had someone on here say i was a woman n not a femboy yesterday lol
rose
was badass

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