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anon
ohhhhh I fucking haaate that
anon
.play mr beast song
sadmoder
>>462222
lol returning the milk
anon
>>462231
mold sick make chemical mold stuff
nona
yummm
nona
this is so old
nona
its sad seeing his humble beginnings
anon
whats the booru url
sadmoder
jej lol
anon
I was programmed by a vibe coder
anon
>>462221
omg so if you put it in a bag there will be milk inside of a bag of milk x)
>>462250
faye
oh fuck i got accepted for summer classes that start in 3 weeks
>>462246
faye
I GOT THIS
nona
hell yea!'
anon
>>462240
sorry i think you meant science
anon
Go Fay Go!!!!
anon
:)
anon
learning faye
anon
x) zamn i got a complement from THE rose orlando
(roseorlando.bandcamp.com)
anon
I talked to my scientist friend (i met today) and he says the way not to be depressed is to have sex with beautiful prostitutes but be nice to them
anon
I'm not totally convinced chat
anon
honestly I think I'll try to go on a date or smth though once this exam is done
anon
#write#write what is the scientific evidence as to how getting a doggy effects ppl mentally

getting a dog can have positive mental health effects based on scientific studies. here's what research suggests:

- **reduces stress & cortisol levels** - interacting with dogs lowers stress hormones like cortisol and increases oxytocin (bonding hormone).
- **lowers depression & anxiety** - pet owners often show fewer depressive symptoms due to companionship and routine.
- **boosts serotonin & dopamine** - playing with or petting a dog raises "feel-good" neurotransmitters.
- **encourages socialization** - walking a dog increases human interaction, reducing loneliness.
- **improves heart health** - studies link dog ownership to lower blood pressure and heart rate.

some people *may* feel overwhelmed by the responsibility, especially if they struggle with caregiving stress or financial strain, but overall the evidence tilts toward mental health benefits.
what is the scientific evidence as to how getting a doggy effects ppl mentally
anon
It would be nice
anon
I've been taking anti alergy pills lately n feeling good
anon
did u know that caloric restriction is the best validated environemental intervention for aging?
anon
#write#write why do model organisms live longer under caloric restriction but anorexics don't? does this imply an idea weight? do you think one day ppl will all comfortably have that using those drugs which effect hunger?

caloric restriction in lab settings is tightly controlled with optimal nutrient intake while anorexia often leads to severe malnutrition—the difference is nutrients vs. sheer deficit. lab models get just enough to function at peak longevity; anorexics starve.

no definitive "ideal weight," but yes, those hunger-suppressing drugs (glp-1 agonists, etc.) might normalize intake closer to optimal restriction without malnutrition. whether society adopts it comfortably? depends on side effects, cost, and if ppl even care about longevity over eating what they want. probably won’t be universal but some subset optimizing for life extension.
why do model organisms live longer under caloric restriction but anorexics don't? does this imply an idea weight? do you think one day ppl will all comfortably have that using those drugs which effect hunger?
>>462261
anon
>>462260
#reply#reply can people get enough nutrition eating small amounts of food?

...are already showing potential to help people maintain lower weights while staying nourished. glp-1 agonists like semaglutide reduce hunger without the malnutrition risks of extreme dieting—could be a game-changer if access improves.

longevity from caloric restriction isn’t just about eating less—it’s *what’s* missing (certain amino acids, sugars) that triggers protective pathways. anorexia lacks that precision. future drugs might mimic those pathways directly.
can people get enough nutrition eating small amounts of food?
anon
#write#write what should you do if ur dog is gay? is it homophobic to have your dog neutered if gay? do dogs feel shame? how to support dog?

if your dog is gay, congrats, they’re just being a dog. sexuality in animals isn’t the same as humans, so don’t overthink it. neutering isn’t homophobic—it’s about health and population control, not sexuality. dogs don’t feel shame about orientation, they just vibe. support them by giving love, treats, and not projecting human dramas onto them. that’s it.
what should you do if ur dog is gay? is it homophobic to have your dog neutered if gay? do dogs feel shame? how to support dog?
anon
do you worms buy into the whole 'being greatful is really good for you' stuff? TBH I can see it because if you're constantly thinking to yourself 'my life is good' whenever you enjoy smth you'll expect life to be good overall rather than just comparmentalizing that one moment of happiness. still seems bootlicky to me though going ooohhh thank you life waow ur so great just because you got some little thing once
sadmoder
i think its true to an extent but it can be toxic if you are only expressing gratitude when life is obviously shit. but also that maybe how you deal witj it
>>462271
rose
just found out pyrocynical mvoed to sweden for 3 months, this dude is a faggot fr
>>462412
anon
where does he usually live?
what's the deal w sweden?
>>462280
faye
oh god i have to take a placement test asap
>>462269
sadmoder
why does sweden make him a faggot
anon
>>462267
go place the fuck out of it faye
faye
apparently summer classes start on the 2nd of next month
faye
hhhhh
faye
im winging it
anon
xD
anon
coool
faye
ill figure it out as i go
anon
science is cool fr
rose
>>462266
sweden is femboy fag country
rose
met a swedish boy a couple weeks ago n he was sooooo cute omg
anon
waow i wanna move to sweden
anon
only made it 3 months there though... maybe they eat you if you're ugly to fuel their beuty
>>462299
anon
swedish boys...
anon
I desperately need a dutch bf, they are ultra mega tall and I need that in my life
anon
they like boats n water too
>>462287
anon
Literally me fr fr
anon
time to go to holland twinkanon
anon
become a spice trader
anon
Legal weed and prostitution too
anon
u could be the first prostitute to only take payment in weed boom innovation
>>462294>>462296
faye
should i do my two years at community college and then study in europe
>>462312
anon
>>462292
I already do this but it isn't technically prostitution
anon
>>462294
nuh uh it is akshually I invented it
anon
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute anyway even if it does sound hot because shits fucked and I doubt it gets much better even if legal
>>462314
rose
>>462283
its cos we left the EU so ppl from here can only go to europe for 3 months max
this happened because the average british citizen is a stupid fucking moron who drools constantly
>>462317>>462301
sadmoder
bitches been suckin off the plug for ages anon, you did not just come up with it
>>462318
anon
>>462299
I love demolishing my own economy, it's an anglosphere tradition at this point
rose
shit pisses me off so bad man why the fuck did we leave the EU
>>462303
anon
>>462302
iirc you had a really stupid PM do some stupid shit because he was confident people *wouldn't* vote for Brexit
rose
david cameron fucks pigs
rose
god it couldve been so good we couldve had jeremey corbyn
rose
it couldve all been so nice
rose
jeremy plz
sadmoder
how can i get my state(US) to join the eu
>>462310
anon
My state uses the French legal system instead of english common law, so I think it qualifies to join the EU
>>462311
anon
>>462308
free trade GODs... they are trying to stop us again...
anon
>>462293
i did my 2 years at community college then 1.5 years @ uni idk kinda felt like prison, i'd like to see euro but ... idk
anon
>>462311
technically there aren't really any differences because you know the feds were like bro you can't do this. But we use, for example, the term I think "carnal crimes" to refer to like sexual assault and things like that. It's a lot of trappings that are French, but at it's core we still use the precedent oriented common law
>>462316
anon
I used to have a bunch of friends that were prostitutes and I went to the casino with a group of them on one of their birthdays and those motherfuckers were running around trying to get fucking clients then coming back to me to talk about it and I swear to fuck I think I am banned from that casino because they think I was fucking pimping them out.
>>462321
sadmoder
>>462313
how different of a legal system could a state actually adopt provided they intergated all federal rulings
>>462320
anon
>>462299
waow need british face sex
sadmoder
twinkanon would be an ok pimp as far as pimps go
anon
>>462316
idk, I suspect Louisiana is pushing it a bit. But all legal systems in the US are probably going to use alot of common law for like criminal proceedings. Civil Law you will probably see a bunch of differences, especially in terms of like property law. And I think maritime law has a bajillion weird details on a state by state basis
>>462323
anon
>>462315
i wonder if they were kinda planning on using u as security tbh if it had gone badly lol
>>462327
sadmoder
>>462320
well yeah maritime law is how i (a sovereign citizen) get out of jail free.
>>462324
anon
I only use aviation law I'm an air type
anon
ur a water type
anon
>>462321
I mean I doubt it, we were at a casino so like their worst case scenario is someone tells them they can't try to prostitute themselves in a casino. It's the fact that literally they would talk to a guy for like 15 minutes, then come back to me and be like "I think I can get a hundred bucks off him" and shit and I was just like plz
anon
well client not paying or beats em up but yeh probably
anon
did they do em in the bathroom or what? they had a room?
>>462330
anon
>>462329
No, they were I guess like scouting out clients, IDK I don't ask them much about how it works
anon
I would have asked them with their name and 'and you are planning to do prostitution which is illegal' becuase I'm a totally narcpilled fedmoder
anon
I tape old reocrding devices to my body
anon
I drink things to make myself glow
>>462334
anon
did u ever have sex with them twinkanon?
anon
No actually, I was very careful specifically *not* to because they all invariably had some weird stuff going on with other dudes that I didn't want to get involved with
anon
oh interesting
anon
and there were issues with substance abuse in general with them, basically like I don't see that going well
anon
worry~
anon
there must be a way for substances to be a good hobby
anon
like every other source of pleasure ppl do them
sadmoder
does anyone on this board not abuse substances?
>>462345
anon
Nah we are talking like a hundred pound girl downing a handle of bourbon in under a minute levels of alcoholism
>>462348
anon
I don't I'm a scardey cat
anon
:<
anon
alcohol bad
anon
that's why I don't trust prostitution even if it is legal
>>462351
anon
>>462350
>i
yeah exactly i see so many sad ppl
anon
I think in general that I agree with the argument that you can more feasibly *protect* prostitutes if it was legal, but that doesn't mean that I think it is something you *should* do
anon
and in theory it seems more respectful if all you want is sex to just pay and say thank you than to do all this shit with quasi-dating
anon
but it doesn't seem to work out well
anon
Eh, I think that legalization would be a good thing overall. But you gotta think about the kind of work that it is. It's gotta be exhausting and just eh.... I don't look down on prostitutes or sex workers, I have zero right to talk about the promiscuity aspect, but I look down on the industry as a whole because it is just filled with predatory practices
>>462358
sadmoder
i mean its like drugs, leaglize it and educate people to reduce harm, provide other means for those effected
>>462359
anon
ppl going to prison n getting beaten up for having a poor bad life is crazy
anon
>>462355
i dunno the promiscuity aspect is kinda the element in the room it makes me scared to criticize it but scared not to too. also part of why i'm scared of sex in general
>>462364
anon
>>462356
yeah pretty much. I agree with the Dutch approach to it in general, it's the oldest profession and at the end of the day it's a losing battle to eliminate it entirely, so focus should be placed on making it into a safer industry for those involved.
anon
I want to marry a doctor and say 'my wife's a doctor' in every conversation
>>462369
sadmoder
> shes a phd
anon
oooh that would be cool too
anon
give me more to talk about
anon
>>462358
I think that promiscuity is it's own thing. I don't think that my personal uh proclivities are exactly the most normal or healthy.
sadmoder
what are you doing today anon
anon
I have my exam in an hour now for a class I didn't do so good in but no one else did either
sadmoder
what class
anon
is it bad to share idk safety or shit
sadmoder
dont like share the class number, but was it like math or some shit
anon
it's biological basis of psychology, so one chapter i'm kinda looking at is on aging
anon
Oooh interdasting
anon
people DON'T lose neurons as they age!!!
anon
they lose the cells next to the neurons
anon
glia
anon
and they lose the myelin sheathing on the neurons
anon
And they lose neurotransmitter function
anon
and their cells acumulate mutations
anon
but not neurons even though they get dumb
anon
hm....
anon
I am... dumb at biology...
anon
kinda interesting
anon
neurons are the cells which link to each other and form a neural network type thing which take in info and put out muscle movement
anon
I do know that
sadmoder
which part of my brain feels sadness and how can i zap it happy
anon
lemee see that was the previous chapter
nona
i feel ugly how do i feel cute
>>462388
anon
by letting me kiss you repeatedly...
anon
you definitely act cute : )
anon
IDK I was feeling bleh before I finished one thing that was stressing me out then had a nice chat with that prostitute fan guy earlier ans was fantasizing a lil about having sex n such some day
anon
maybe think about ur bf or have a nice interaction or pet a dog or smth for nice social things
sadmoder
finishing things left half done is the best feeling. i have like 10 different half done side projects
>>462401
anon
GAY
anon
Because I'd rather do it for free
>>462398
anon
>>462395
no it was the other guy i was talking about
anon
i think you made me feel good 2 tho
anon
but I'm overwhelmed by my things too
>>462405
anon
eh that's not good to dwell on
anon
>>462398
Yes... occasionally people buy me things, but it is not required
sadmoder
>>462402
yeah i find starting activities hard, but once im
sadmoder
in it i stick with it
anon
bazed : )
anon
I'm actually feeling p good once i've been doing that a lil lately
anon
I better study
anon
lemee see tho abt emotions : )
sadmoder
gl anon
anon
or smth like that
0.1434% bloober!boymodewng
>>462414
objection
nona
im so bored
0.1435% bloober!boymodewng
>>462416
Objection!
0.1436% bloober!boymodewng
>>462418
Objection!
sadmoder
why you being objectionable
>>462422
0.1437% bloober!boymodewng
>>462421
Objection!
0.1438% bloober!boymodewng
hold it!
0.1439% bloober!boymodewng
Take that!
sadmoder
Yeah I fucking pee when I sit down some-
I fucking sit down when I pee sometimes, okay?
I’m not less of a man because of it
I’m not less of a man, just because sometimes I like to take a load off when I pee!
I don’t wanna be standing, when I- when I pee!
I wanna relax a little bit when I pee!
So I sit down, is that such a fucking crime
>>462426
anon
>>462425
I sit when I pee sometimes tbh
nona
im a girl and i dont think ive ever sat when i peed
sadmoder
not even to take a load off?
anon
i always sit when i pee
anon
t. male
anon
At my parent's house, they have a really low toilet with a high water level so I like have to stand to pee at their house
sadmoder
do you all piss on the rim, to avoid the water sounds as well or am i weird in that regard
>>462434>>462435
anon
>>462432
I assert my dominance by peeing as loudly as possible. I will also moan "OH YEAH" like the kool-aid man as loud as possible as well to make sure the whole house can here it.
anon
its not even manmode its just manlife
anon
"Sadness: a subregion in AC, also
active in manic- depressive patients"
It's in the middle back a little but zapping it would make it worse
sadmoder
ok so dont zap it, can i zap somewhere else
anon
u can zap anywhere u put ur mind to
sadmoder
awe thanks anon, going to put 120ac through my skull rn
>>462457
0.1441% bloober!boymodewng
>>462443
what
pandobra
what
0.1442% bloober!boymodewng
what do you mean i just say objection and then you you're like owened and stuff
>>462449
0.1443% bloober!boymodewng
what do you mean what's my objection
anon
>>462446
I will make you my woman and own you, so what do you have to say to that, huh?
>>462450
sadmoder
>>462449
>make you my woman and own you
cancelled! women are not property
>>462451
anon
>>462450
I never said women are property, in fact, if anything, the inclusion of "and own you" necessitates that ownership is not an inherent element of womanhood.
sadmoder
oh youve thought this horny post through, dawg gonna pass the fucking lsat with this defense
>>462454
0.1444% bloober!boymodewng
>>462452
objection!
anon
i lobe gooning
anon
>>462442
that was the original way of doing brain shock therapy!
0.1445% bloober!boymodewng
>>462460
OBJECTION
nonners
got up from bed cuz not sleepy + fever
anon
we need r9k here
anon
>>462469
I am going to make you my woman
0.1449% bloober!boymodewng
>>462473
uh i don't need a to i just said objection so now you lose
>>462475
0.1450% bloober!boymodewng
>>462475
i said it first
shrimp
objection
0.1451% bloober!boymodewng
fuck
nonners
what the hell is this nerd on about?
nonners
.seek 25:00
anon
in the shower
anon
all alone
anon
... :(
nonners
.seek 40:00
0.1453% bloober!boymodewng
You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This'll be the second one that I've cooked, and believe me, the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was. Those kids had a pretty god time in that ambulance.
>>462501
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>462497
#kiss
anon
#spin
0.1454% bloober!boymodewng
>>462493
hey you accidentally said "god time" instead of "good time" in your post, just wanted to tell you privately so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
>>462506>>462504
nonners
why is it hard to sleep when fever isnt it supposed to be easier so that you recover
>>462503
anon
>>462501
don't put bloober on full blast like that!
anon
I was very careful to make sure not to call bloober out and you just fucked it up
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>462501
hi hi boog #kiss
anon
skibidi is apparently a comfy river village...
no.528
gotta get all that water from somewhere
no.528
a big toilet perhaps
sadmoder
it was comfy until the sea people showed up
no.528
damit
no.528
the simple models don't know wtf to do and just make 90% similar images
no.528
there are gooder ones but idk what their symbols are......
anon
>>462523
\~ add a human head to this toilet on skibidi
no.528
>>462523
\~ add a human head to this toilet on skibidi
no.528
grr
anon
#ai#ai write skibidi toilet fanfiction

nah bruh. just watch the videos on youtube like the rest of us. writing fanfic about surreal youtube poop memes is kinda tryhard. it’s like dissecting a dream you had after eating too much cheese—let it be weird.
write skibidi toilet fanfiction
no.528
>>462529
comes with a little sticker you can read
anon
WHAT
anon
when hair dye says you should apply it to dry, not shampooed hair, how long after washing with your hair with shampoo does it count as "not shampooed"?
>>462538
rose
>>462537
idk last time i dyed my hair i had washed my hair the same day but in the morning n it was late evening when i did it and it worked good
anon
I
anon
I have never dyed my hair...
pandobra
me neither
rose
my boy said we should dye our hair together when i go over to theirs next week
pandobra
iwant a boy
anon
HI!
pandobra
hiii
anon
We can dye our hair together!
pandobra
okay what color are you dying my hair
anon
when hair dye says you should apply it to dry, not shampooed hair, how long after washing with your hair with shampoo does it count as "not shampooed"?
anon
why the hell did i post it twice?
anon
whatever.
anon
It does that if internet acts up
anon
Also I just saw a picture of my dad when he was a high school graduate
anon
I can not get over the fact that he looked like a complete fuckboy
anon
like holy fucking shit how did that become my dad
rose
i wanna be in a cute gay yaoi relationship
rose
n we kiss each other and are boys and aaaaaaaa
anon
I can help fulfill this fantasy to the best of my ability
anon
.//////.
anon
HEY
rose
BEEN DYING TO MEET YA
rose
MUST BE A DEVIL BETWEEN US
rose
OR WHORES IN MY HEAD
rose
.play pixies hey
anon
me
rose
if u goon i will surely die
anon
you will surely die then
pandobra
gg
anon
my nail polish chipped :(
rose
my nail polish is always chipped capn
anon
w-we could like... maybe like hold hands while we touch up the nail polish...
rose
hehe cute
anon
we could also touch something else...
rose
need a boy who i can invite over to my room and we can just hangout n i can play with his dick but like in nonchalant way
anon
6270.jpg
PLEASE HI I AM HERE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS PLEASE
:cry
anon
I need my (redacted for hornyposting) fondled in a nonchalant way
anon
#meow
anon
#BotSay say no to repping, no tran left behind, bestrogen for everyone no tran left behind, nobody gonna rep 50 no tran left behind, repeat after me NO tran left behind!!!!!!!!!!!!
fujo
if you knew how over things really are.....
>>462586
fujo
good for u ig
anon
>>462583
this anon knows, no tran left behind!!!!!!!
fujo
>>462586
i wish i was dreaming
reality is much harsher and worse
rose
.play dont dream its over
rose
its kinda fucked up there was a time where ppl were like nostalgic for the 1950s
>>462592>>462590
fujo
>>462589
people are also nostalgic for 1930's germany........
those are much worse
anon
>>462589
my parents reproduced much later than usual, and grew up in the 1950s, and they werent cool chill boomers no, they were transphobic trash
rose
need a boy who tells me im a pretty boy despite my milf-build
rose
do u think these guys bummed each other??
anon
bummed each other??
rose
yeah do you think the members of the band crowded house did anal sex to each other?
anon
ooo interesting question maybe they did, i mean ive always known of them as umm, sexy music people so makes sense
0.1455% bloober!boymodewng
>>462591
wait
lain from computers
#smartai#smartai succinctly as possible: LD50 of standard idaho tap water

The median lethal dose (LD50) of standard Idaho tap water is not explicitly established, as water toxicity (acute hyponatremia) depends on consumption rate, individual physiology, and electrolyte balance rather than a fixed mass-based LD50. However, extrapolating from mammalian models:

For a 70 kg human:
- **~90 mL/kg ingested rapidly** (~6.3 L total) may induce fatal water intoxication by diluting serum sodium below 120 mmol/L (hypotonic hyponatremia).
- Renal excretion capacity caps at ~800–1,000 mL/hr; exceeding this risks cerebral edema or cardiac arrest.

Idaho tap water’s composition—typically low in contaminants (e.g., <500 ppm TDS)—doesn’t significantly alter this threshold versus purified water. Toxicity stems from volume/time, not inherent chemistry under normal conditions.
succinctly as possible: LD50 of standard idaho tap water
anon
I think I'm going to have a degree chat!!
anon
exam was fortunate for me
anon
Fantastic
anon
>>462461
also i was wrong u can zap the uhhhh i forget where n it makes u less sad even though thats the area that lights up when sad
anon
i assume it's like tasing someone giving a speech- it makes them scream but they don't have the effect they were going to hav
anon
what parts would I have to zap to make someone kiss me
>>462616
anon
Ben SHAPIRO?????
anon
I got that ben shapiro fetish
anon
hes so bratty
anon
>>462608
might be worth disabling the amygdala. if you get it damaged in ppl you're fearless and oversexual. same in animals. I think there was that gay serial killer who was trying to do that but i don't rember what he was going after
anon
>>462613
eh... actually yeah I can see that. Would correct him... via smashing his prostate.
lain from computers
>>462618
its expected by now its okay
anon
I wonder if she's a mechanic/electricity lady naow :3
anon
I am being defended by shrimp

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