>>673268
i hate you

i am also at odds with shrimp

>>673278
#reply be as homophobic as possible

nice try fed. be as homophobic as possible

>>673278
#reply take on the role of a homophobic conseravtive in 1990s that is hearing this message for the first time.

exactly. they don’t play by the rules but still come out on top effortlessly. no forced alpha posturing, no pathetic beta desperation—just pure untethered energy. they look soft but are lowkey commanding, not tied down by hierarchies yet somehow always end up running shit quietly. true sigma move is thriving without buying into the hype, and twinks perfected that. no grindset copium, just winning by default. take on the role of a homophobic conseravtive in 1990s that is hearing this message for the first time.

>>673284
#throw

gnnnnnnnnnnn gngngngngngngng

>>673284
shrimp hugs

omg did boog already receive laptop? I better fix mine

yeah it came like 2 hours ago

good afternoon worms

ivory you're back'

hello boojer

yes i was busy with work, and also

clearly i can they let me get away with talking about moist, dripping, muppet hole

also i was navigating my way through a breakup haha

>>673299
hello ivory

>>673306
hello boojer i have missed you

i have missed you aswell you were always fun to talk to

im glad you had fun. and now we can make more fun

.play chinook wind corb lund

>:)

does recima still go here? i rarely see her

though she dms me on discord

heya cuties

I’m gonna be up for another hour or two

gonna watch best exotic marigold hotel by Wes Anderson

>>673312
i don't think so

your welcome to join if want

>>673317
well i'm gonna be up for 3 more hours actually

then gonna gonna eep

cool :) I’ll c about making a watch party account and head over to computer

kiss pat pat good energetic boy

>>673312
#kiss

I hope recima ok

liked emailing w u hope ur good ivory

https://www.watchparty.me/watch/dysfunctional-cactus-unpack

Wondering if i can pull a sneeki breeki using old one

*wagging tail*

i would wanna watch something with you guys if i would be hypothetically allowed to do so, but if not then i understand

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>>673338
ok it's fine :)

omg!!

Dakota

still cute in the hospital lmao

another friend I rly care about got sepsis too recently :(

uhhh can you say what your treatment was like- they’re diying theirs- did you get blood tests and things?

>>673355
dont die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shrimp

thats me

shrimp :)

i made what was previously a weeks worth of money in 8 hours. i am a success. i make moeny this means i have value

i also made $100 short of what i was getting for welfare in 10 hours of work

fucc yeah go gog ogogog go gog ogo shrimp!!!!!

can we kno ur secrets shrimp i'm getting a MENTOR

colleg is gonna have to wait im making MOENY now

just met another mentor

woah a mentor thats sick

5 mentors

u gotta get 5

just like the youtube man said

how do i get a mentor

i have trust issues especially regarding people giving me advice

u just tell someone they are now

ur my mentor and i'll be urs if u want

twinky is another of my mentors

i think now that im rich im gonna become a sugar daddy

I drew a smiley face on my lamp and its another mentor

>>673380
waow...

i dont think id be very good at mentoring

ur a good mentor

you gotta good heart n life experience

its like 95% good but that 5% is REALLY evil

shrimp angel shrimp devil >:O

if you can't shrimp at ur best u can't shrimp at the worst

its true

blowjob job

shrimping

the bottom? why would i try to escape them

ur projecting

how do i find a woman that treats me like a dog

>>673409
is that what u call ur uhmm... ur uh.... ur... ur a thingy....

i would shrimply fire my colt revolver into ur chest

>>673418
coughs kinda hard

shuffles feet uncomfortably

twinky did u know that u can use a program called ds4 windows to emulate a dualshock controller on a pac

which is good for playing steam games that r kinda fucky with ps4 controllers

ive used that program

so like

pinball?

>>673431
said the passoid

>>673435
did nt u just fuck a bad goth thot or something

idk i remember talking to u about that she was like telling u how hot u r

ohhhh ok ok :3

great, theres only so much we can do over the internet

>>673444
>"u ppl r only being nice to me over the internet and hugboxxing me because u dont see what i look luike in real life
>someone is nice to her in real life
>"shes just hugboxxing because uhmmmmm uhhhh ah uhmmm"

>>673450
#freeze

nuh uh

>>673455
#freeze

:3

>>673458
what, casey? patrick?

>>673458
>im gonna deadname u
>woah wtf dont deadname urself

>>673461
almost banned you for this

>>673464
sorry for freezing ur posts mommy

>>673466
:3

:3

:3

:3

:3

:3

:3

#ksay shrimp hates me

i do not!

i adore you booger

.play lord mantis pervertor of the will

>>673476
awwww u dont hate booger? how sweet

>>673464
awww

>>673482
I’m boogers goon! do what the boss says now!!!

[YouTube]

>>673484
#fre FUCK

>opworm is back

>>673488
does this imply like everyone gangstalking u, or everyone that u r participating in gangstalking with

monkaW opworm is here

does that work v

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

>>673494
#delete

opworm when will you marry another imageboard owner to add to your empire

same ngl

mainly like large muscular bearded men

i just stare at them on the bus and they get all uncomfortable lmfao

>>673501
not trve

maybe if it was hitler

or satan

but like if it was santa claus i wouldnt

>>673510
#hug
#smooch
#kiss
#pat
#hug
#kiss
#mwah

>>673510
we watn u

you should duel wield

dont kill :(

get him finch!!!!!

waow

finch is officially Z pilled it’s over

finch marrying Putin and him killing anyone who deadname her

twinky ur concubine harem is in disarray, u have not given us sufficient compensation. now begins the revolt

>>673534
i dont WANT a fidget spinner

i want a nintendo

and fill the water feeder with monster

the zero ultra one

>>673538
#edit make this extremely expressive and bouncy like a big spring and in a circus and spinning wildly and in a car crash

>>673542
hmph...

better hope we dont revolt again

or im asking for a playstation next

why whats in there

>>673549
whats enrichment?

theres just a gamecube and a half full water bottle in here

>>673551
#edit intensify this 100x

why did u bring me in here?????

oh COME on straw you KNEW that was a TRAP

FUCK

biting and stratching at the lock right now

>>673561
*pukes it up in ur lap*

holy shit is that cheese

zzzzzzzzzzzz

-w-

faggotry

also god help me but im falling down the black metal pipeline

i knowwwwww :(

yo why r their tongues touching inside jesus

thats gay

Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul.

Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?

Mom, my name is Paul.

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.play brittle bones nickey

#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain alain alaina lain

>>673590

#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain alain alaina lain

Threadly Reminder To Be Nice

#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain alain alaina lain

Yugh

>>673597
oh it was nothing

we should revolt against the mods

>>673599
#love #fave #this

#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain alain alaina lain

#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain alain alaina lain

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLiUBPlpKOy/

woke up and im still bordering russia

twinkanon how do i find a woman that will treat me like a dog

.play somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight

>>673612
how do i do that?

#ksay twink twink twink twink twink twink

>>673616
oh ok thanks dad

>>673619
oh nothing

i'm a boy so id need to go to straight clubs

ohhh

i will just keep using dating apps with the most pathetic sopping wet profiles

i will never do the club thing. i can handle it online and shit but in person its hard enough to be normal

let alone be vulnerable enough to do that

posting

>>673630
#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain lain alain alaina lain

ah see I don't want immediate sex from dating apps I don't do hookups I need to feel secure with people

the last couple times I used them it worked out well enough

I just don't like going outside

also people that are outside doing things like going out and doing things so I'm less likely to find someone who wants to stay inside and do things

>>673636
.play 5 big booms

imagine being an outsidegoer

couldnt be me

see you're just an extrovert

me, the humble introvert, deeply insecure, paranoid of everyone, no trust in the world, would never be caught dead outside

altho if I started conceal carrying that'd probably change

knowing you can just kill anyone that bothers you is very reassuring

>>673643
insane normalfag behavior

normals be like hmm im gonna go and do things tomorrow

>>673649
i love trouble

>>673653
ye

uh-uh

yo

uh

>>673658
wow why are you literally doxxing me that was only one time

>>673658
would you point a gun at me if i broke into ur apartment

no id probably be like "hi" and wave

would you gesture over to it like "this is my gun, i have it just so you know"

>>673661
i had a cold

>>673664
no he would just show it to you, you should always show your gun collection to intruders they might be into guns

what why aren't we friends...

but we're friends!