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Luca
>>703948
>wnm17syemdsgh1d352xay2vvdy8k5102sar2d5pak2uhu3w81zjhyohqedzqlo6r0oermgeu1soodu7qgvrnaurfp62vkkfl3bqimv8e5meeqg3c8kqs4rmsbf1029za47a10a4rvjhi9rytwdylidj
fascinating
straw bury
>doesnt know
muhehehehehehehehehe
>>703953
straw bury
tell u what it was just a bunch of random letters and numbers
>>703955
straw bury
nuh uh
straw bury
ur just mad that i WASNT secretly scolding myself for developing a crush on u
Luca
>>703948
#invert (quoted post has no text)
Luca
it's probably pretty hard to develop a crush on text on a screen...
>>703960
Luca
>>703960
I would invert this, but I think that would be taking it too far
>>703962
anon
hm
shrimp
hm?
anon
shrimp
shrimp
twink
anon
.play shrimping vessel in atlantic
shrimp
.play twinking vessel in pacific
anon
... what's a twinking vessel
shrimp
iunno whats a shrimping vessel lol
anon
A boat that captures shrimp... something I will be working on to find you
>>703992
shrimp
THIS IS GORE
shrimp
.SKIP
shrimp
oh this is scary
anon
That's the atlantic
anon
That is precisely the opposite of what you requested
anon
.play north sea storm
selene
hi frens
shrimp
hi
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
WHAT
shrimp
weird storm
anon
that's a SONG
anon
.play ship in north sea storm
anon
>>703992
being dragged onto a boat in a net...
anon
shivering and soaked in water
shrimp
bruh
anon
in need of someone to warm you u[
>>704006
shrimp
those waves are bigger than my house
anon
the Atlantic is scary
anon
There's a reason people weren't keen to cross it for a long time
shrimp
the fact that they did on wooden boats still boggles my mind
shrimp
theyre LAUGHING
anon
It's very difficult to capsize a boat like that
shrimp
oireland
anon
.play capsized shipping vessel flipping over
shrimp
franche
anon
.play rogue wave capsizes ship
anon
I am like a human furnace
shrimp
oh thats not good so am i
anon
I guess we'll both have to melt in each other's arms then
shrimp
as long as theres air conditioning
anon
Of course there is AC
shrimp
ok good cause i dont handle heat well
anon
I can handle the heat
shrimp
my ideal room temperature is 19c
anon
#c 19 celsius to fahrenheit (66.2 °f (degrees fahrenheit))
anon
ZAMN
anon
You are going to have to hold me the whole time then
shrimp
just put on a sweater silly
shrimp
CYKA BLYAT
shrimp
wait i cant tell if thats russian or not
shrimp
no thats russian yeah
shrimp
the fucking stuff rattling lmao
shrimp
sldkfjsdlk
shrimp
didnt look like that hit
shrimp
ahh
anon
nice and smooth
shrimp
pray tell, why are you talking about your balgs
anon
my balgs
shrimp
the notorious harbour entrance:
anon
the intimidating and evil harbour entrance
shrimp
he says that every season
anon
He hates his job
anon
But also he probably makes like 500k before even being on tv
shrimp
yeah
anon
Now ice road truckers, they have the right to complain
anon
These deadliest catch guys make bank
anon
but the ice road truckers, they have a dangerous job and they aren't making nearly as much
shrimp
yeah
anon
I wonder if the cameraman is shitting himself
anon
I like that also the camera man was on the deck filming them run inside
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
that shits gotta be freaky
shrimp
aw they hugged
anon
Nice SAILING dickhead you nearly capsized
shrimp
>turn into the waves
shrimp
jesus fucking christ
anon
Those things are insanely difficult to capsize
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
its just FREAKY
anon
.play north sea storm hits freighter
anon
>hullo... hullo... you good guys...
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play rogue wave compilation
shrimp
i wonder how many of those workers wanted to throttle the captain for even putting them in that position lol
anon
They make bank and it would be very difficult to actually sink that ship
anon
.skip (video skipped)
shrimp
yeah but u could like die just from falling the wrong way
shrimp
i guess theyre experienced and like can hold on to things
anon
Yeah if you aren't used to working on a ship, you should probablly not be working that job
shrimp
im gonna become a crab boat worker
shrimp
now that
shrimp
that is easy to flip
shrimp
>get pulled into the rocks as the water rushes back
shrimp
oh dear
anon
See how hard it is to flip them
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
ok maybe thats kinda fun
anon
It's loads of fun
shrimp
LOL
shrimp
HE JUST
shrimp
VROOOOOOOOOOM
shrimp
>get up close to see
>oh shit wave
>have to turn around
anon
Oh I know someone that's about to have to paddle across the arctic circle
shrimp
why do they have to are they trapped
shrimp
>get thrown into the rocks by the wave
anon
>video in india
>like thirty people in the video always
shrimp
well they are the 1st or 2nd most populated country
shrimp
that actually does seem perfect and awesome
shrimp
idLOVE to sit on a balcony watching that
anon
I used to dream about being in a hotel and getting hit by a tsunami lol
shrimp
when i was in cuba there was a tropical storm and it was so fucking awesome
anon
hurricane season
shrimp
idk if it was hurricane season i think it was in the summer
anon
Hurricane season is like... mid-july to september
>>704096
shrimp
why the ocean foam
shrimp
THATS BUG CUM
shrimp
>>704093
yeah idk what month it was i was 13 so
shrimp
that was the first time i drank too the bartenders just served me alcohol lmao
anon
he's gone
shrimp
hes dead
anon
He's in the ocean now
anon
that's a different guy
shrimp
that guy that crawled out yeah he was lost 25 years ago
shrimp
7 meters is average
anon
y-yeah
anon
Pool :D
shrimp
pool party!!
anon
they need a swim up bar and it would be perfect
shrimp
ya
shrimp
they had that in cuba too
shrimp
bar in the pool
shrimp
bibi!!!!!!
anon
he died
shrimp
what is this dumbass doing
anon
Have you ever just wanted someone to die for no particular reason aside from they deserve it for tightrope walking across something stupid
shrimp
ya
shrimp
sea serpent
shrimp
force 12 is average
shrimp
three in a row dina!!!
shrimp
sweet old ladies
anon
ENOUGH
anon
.skip (video skipped)
shrimp
you HATE me
anon
.play shrimp factory
shrimp
.skip (voted to skip this video)
shrimp
gore.
anon
.play crab factory
shrimp
now this is cinema
anon
I am a well adjusted individual but I am genuinely very happy when I see crabs die and I don't know why I just hate them
>>704208
shrimp
i wish someone would farm me
shrimp
weird
shrimp
you were a crab in your past life
shrimp
you were crab hitler
shrimp
you have not learned your lesson yet
anon
.play crab dying
shrimp
>the worthless crabs they inhabit
shrimp
oh my god
shrimp
is this you did you voice this
anon
No, I just hate crabs
shrimp
sad...
shrimp
the 1 non imaginary one was you
shrimp
oh
shrimp
minecraft
shrimp
kdfjhgdfkjgh
shrimp
.skip (voted to skip this video)
shrimp
no
anon
WAHT
shrimp
thats just animal abuse
shrimp
i hate that shit
shrimp
alright well. the crab is asking for it here on its own volition
shrimp
its one thing when it happens in nature but people putting creatures in cages to fight is genuinely psychotic
shrimp
ive been talking to ai for a month now and im still perfectly lucid im just built different
anon
Interersting
shrimp
gpt is gonna get existential from this
shrimp
he is treating it with too much empathy
shrimp
AI struggle with these existential questions too
shrimp
LOL
shrimp
lol there was a silverfish on my wall the wall that is like between my room with my brother and i just SMASHED it and he yelled "what the fuck"
anon
Punch a hole into the drywall
shrimp
6 minutes
shrimp
would you dan hentschel
anon
From behind, slapping aplunger on that bald ass head so I can pull
shrimp
LOL
shrimp
Nature has so many cool surprises!
shrimp
COPD
anon
chatGPT interruptions
anon
That's the reaction I am going to have when you set the AC to 65 degrees
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
i mean i can handle up to 23c
anon
#c 23 C to fahrenheit (73.4 °f (degrees fahrenheit))
anon
Okay I keep it at 72 normally
shrimp
19c is better cause i can wear a sweater
anon
I literally walk around my apartment naked
shrimp
we are not the same
anon
The feeling of peering out the blinds with your cock out cannot be replicated inorganically
anon
That makes it sound like I am masturbating, but no, this is not sexual
shrimp
ah. you are some sort of deviant
shrimp
i get what u mean i think
anon
idk it's just fun
anon
The issue is that my apartment
anon
You can like literally see into the windows if the blinds are up
anon
I know for a fact that I have flashed accidentally to literally the entire neighborhood before
shrimp
shaking my damn head
anon
It's okay though
anon
It's been so long since I shaved, I forgot how nice it feels to be smooth
shrimp
smooth is nice ya
shrimp
i fucking hate shaving though
anon
It's okay if you have a good razor
anon
it just takes forever
shrimp
yeah its a pain in the ass
anon
But you can legit just set up a video to play and watch while you do it
shrimp
i just dont
shrimp
slfkghdkfg
anon
This is me fr fr
shrimp
it is gonna change the world
shrimp
its just still in its nascent state
anon
short term overestimated long term underestimated
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
although the progress over the last 7 years is kinda fucking crazy
shrimp
but uh a lot of the hype for current stuff is delusional
shrimp
its actually really cool technology with extremely impressive capabilities esp when it comes to coding but like. it is more like a mill that a cnc machine
shrimp
than*
anon
idk it just seems like they don't really have a money making scheme for it
>>704209
anon
>>704129
i feel that way about historians
shrimp
this guy is just like BKC he just keeps the camera rolling and doesnt edit out bathroom breaks
anon
>>704209
insane PE ratios, not much earnings, but obscene amounts dumped into it
shrimp
ohh yeah thats probably true
shrimp
its so much venture capital or just like, google being google they can just do what they want and burn money, facebook as well
shrimp
consider they also pay people $40usd /hour to like evaluate and do data annotation
shrimp
entropy increasing
anon
The thing is that tech lucked out in the last major contraction, they benefited from covid instead of eating it like the rest so their blitzscaling and over such strategies didn't backfire as hard as they would have, and now we have the "never regulate anything ever" party in charge that is going to never regulate anything ever or apply adequate punishment to blatant infractions
shrimp
yeahhh
shrimp
all the tech companies bent the knee too
anon
Everyone can see the bubble and everybody knows it's there, but there's so much greed and faith in some sort of momentum that they'll crack the AI code and find a way to turn over obscene revenue
shrimp
yeah i mean if they do it will be obscene revenue when theyre able to get rid of a majority of their workforce and have like 1 guy leading teams of AIs but thats like. anywhere from a few to tens of if not hundreds of years away
shrimp
current models are very useful tools for doing simpler things but it still takes time and oversight and learning how it works and theyre lossy and idk if the like amount of money required to train and host these things is worth what they provide. i think itd be good to keep doing this research but its also a potentially really harmful thing given capitalism
anon
Eh... if it implodes, not my problem
shrimp
yeah i mean idc if the AI industry pops i just want the technology to keep being developed
shrimp
honestly i actually hate that it is an industry and that private companies are the ones doing all this instead of researchers in universities or public institutions with proper oversight
anon
I think something with such insane environmental externalities (without even getting into the moral stuff) should have more oversight and not literal multimillion dollar tax breaks every 5 minutes
shrimp
yes 1000000%
shrimp
thats another issue with developing the technology in this bubble is that you have every tech company in the world all competing and burning resources themselves instead of like.... one or two big labs with everyone working together
anon
I don't mind the industry existing, but the industry exists for its own sake. The government is allergic to doing things with public investment in public research, so instead we give endless subsidies and tax breaks to complete clowns to idk make jobs or smthn
shrimp
to take jobs
shrimp
honestly
shrimp
i wholly agree with you
anon
I am just looking at the amount of incentives my governor offered facebook to build their facility here... it's like... wow good job bro, you managed to entice facebook to come. Except, Lousiana is a shithole, any educated person this employs is going to be moving here, not coming from the communities where this is located, and this entire industry will turn over a big fat 0 in tax revenue to improve the state, meanwhile we all have to pay for this facility that consumes like 5 times as much electricity as the city of New Orleans. Thanks
shrimp
ya thats totally fucked
shrimp
im glad youre hanging in there just let me know if theres anything i can do to help or let me know whats on your mind
anon
This is also the governor that made his name forcing my college to end a bunch of covid lockdowns (which we had like to repeat over and over again because they'd end them way too early, infections would shoot up, and surprise now we have to lockdown again) as well as forcing the school to parade a tiger at a football game. LSU told him to pound sand when he wanted to use the ones they have as part of their program, so he went to a fucking exotic animal keeping gas station for it.
>>704239
anon
goood morning :3
anon
He is absolutely deranged, yes
anon
its only a matter of time until society realizes that techbro's utopia isn't real
>>704247
shrimp
i hope its soon
anon
he also joined RFK jr in signing a bill about processed foods or something (half the state is nicknamed cancer alley because of the chemical industry here that is woefully under regulated and undertaxed)
shrimp
rip
shrimp
someone should kill that guy
>>704249
anon
>>704242
the funniest thing is, it could be real, but people will just not put in the effort required to actually learn how to use the tools that they've been given
>>704250
anon
>During the ceremony, Landry also signed a letter to the Trump administration requesting a federal waiver to restrict SNAP recipients in Louisiana from using benefits to purchase unhealthy foods.
>>704255
shrimp
>>704247
could be smile world instead we our brains are being mined for torturecoin
derrick_fan
i love dan hentschel
shrimp
>>704249
personally id take out like musk cause i just personally really hate him
shrimp
i wish someone would put me in the fridge
anon
Oh yeah, he also implemented a flat tax and in order to cover it jacked up sales taxes and STILL ran a deficit. Yes, Louisiana is a hellhole
shrimp
>>704248
oh this is uh pretty fucked
anon
We are basically a third world country
shrimp
your whole country is a hellhole
anon
Oh no, Louisiana takes it to a different level. As much as I despise Greg Abbott in Texas, he is at the very least competent administratively, he's just also an evil jackass. Landry is genuinely a bonafide retard
shrimp
Okay that's fair yeah
anon
There are states with competent leadership and places that are nice to live, but Louisiana's government is hellbent on turning the state into a shithole
>>704262
shrimp
I'm fuckin stupid..
anon
Oh, he also ended a spoils system regulation. Basically in ye olde days of Huey P. Long, there was the spoils system where the governor would basically just give money and contracts to his supporters, so the state had to implement restrictions on it. Which Landry is now trying to overturn.
shrimp
thats very cringe
shrimp
my provincial leader basically does that. has been eroding environmental protections and like conservation zones and just building roads and highways and shit giving contracts to his cronies
anon
Like legit it used to be that the winner would just straight up fire every single government employee and replace it with their own cronies, like shamelessly gutting everything and dividing up the spoils. So we had a constitutional amendment added that protected civil workers from getting gutted. Of course, Landry wanted to remove that because something something government bad something something he's a republican so no shit he hates government workers, but he clearly wanted to try to bring back spoils system stuff
shrimp
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shrimp
that is considerably worse than what is going on here
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
i mean thats just in line with what the republicans are now. that sort of thing was in the project 2025 playbook federally
anon
I wonder if there are still Republicans that deny that Trump is adhering to the Project 2025 stuff left
shrimp
probably most of them because its not a talking point anymore and non of them ever knew what it really was
shrimp
so despite the fact that it is unfolding as laid out in project 2025, they are clueless
shrimp
idk maybe there are like, more well adjusted people with conservative values, but i wouldnt call them republicans anymore
anon
God I hate the media in this country to for being party in this
shrimp
everything is fucked rly
shrimp
he cant keep getting away with it
anon
Bring me back Joe Biden please Joe Biden..... you have abandon us Joe Biden
anon
I need you Biden please I stood by you!!!
shrimp
joe biden is gone twink, he's in the homes now
shrimp
they gave him a little podium he still thinks hes the president
anon
Nothing is more depressing than seeing the voodoo magic insanity the Biden admin had to pull to keep the entire economy from competely crashing just for Trump to implode it within five minutes and everybody just.... not even knowing or caring or understanding
anon
FUCK it pisses me off just thinking about it
shrimp
There's honestly so many layers of derangement and stupidity to that admin
anon
It's just like... there's no reason for it. We went through the big event, we went through a plague and the worst that happened was everybody got shitloads of money to stay home and there was some inflation. Compared to historical plagues, this is like... insanely good. We got the vaccine we got it all, then we see how ineffective Russia is in Ukraine, etc. and this should be like "wow the system we have in place is pretty good" moment for anybody... but no, we need to throw it all away because like brown people or something.
anon
So I don't get to experience a country that could make a vaccine in a few months and absolute churn it out well beyond expectations because people are fucking retarded and want to work in coal mines or something
shrimp
they want to bring toaster manufacturing back to america
shrimp
that'll fix the economy
shrimp
i mean yeah its a black mirror episode your president is a cult leader
anon
It's so naked too, God the fucking whole thing. You know the big cuts to Medicare come *after* midterms so they can blame dems, the whole scheme of "no tax on tips" (essentially directly trying to peel tipped workers to the Republicans while screwing over any low income workers that aren't tipped) it's just the most blatant partisan BS and insanity
>>704296
shrimp
its genuine insanity
shrimp
like uhh trump is so deranged that him threatening canada took the liberal party from a guarenteed loss to absolute victory
shrimp
because our conservative party didnt push back against him
shrimp
we had an actual historical swing in polling because of it
shrimp
and then the libs won
shrimp
>>704290
yeah there's like countless examples of the naked corruption it is flagrant
anon
God I don't even want to think about it... I want Biden back. Deep STATE PLEASE I NEED YOU
shrimp
probably better to just repress it because you could rant for hours with all the bullshit that has happened and will happen
anon
True, but I am also very tired of having to tell every single person I know that like.... I have had to defend Zohran Mamdani from center left people, Biden from far left people, I am like please can we stop sharpening knives to plunge into our ally's back please
shrimp
yeah i definitely think that idk. trump is so comedically evil it shouldnt even be a choice like you pic the deep state lib party every time
anon
I don't care who gets put up, you know, I am not a Mamdani fan, but I'll put my life down for him if he actually has a chance. Just I hate that you have absolute ideological loyalty on one side, then the other is just constantly obsessed with murdering itself
shrimp
you know its funny cause i dont know which attributes to which side i think they can both apply
anon
Dems are incapable of working with each other on anything. Unions will fuck off if someone even suggests that free trade might be good, progressives will fuck off if they don't get their precise foreign policy outcomes, center left will fuck off if you dare suggest anything more radical than Republican platform with speed limits.
shrimp
yyyyup
shrimp
Idk america seems fucked you should just come up to canada
anon
Unfortunately, I would never abandon my country no matter how retarded it gets
shrimp
I would
shrimp
I have zero loyalty or national pride
anon
I take the covid response in spite of Trump combined with the blatantly horrendous actions of Russia in Ukraine among other things I am too tired to remember as evidence that you know maybe America isn't too bad even though it has fucked up before
anon
I think there's a system there worth salvaging and protecting
shrimp
All things considered the country has potential but I feel like there's gonna be a civil war again before shit gets sorted out. How do you just go from all this to the next election like everything is normal?
anon
That's why I won't leave, if it comes down to it, I am gonna stay even if it costs my life
shrimp
Would you join the war
anon
Yeah
shrimp
Will you write me love letters from the front...
anon
Of course
shrimp
hot
shrimp
that's a respectable thing honestly
anon
Maybe, but it is likely that I will die horribly to some zoomer flying a hobby drone
shrimp
yup
anon
But all things considered, it's for a good cause if it happens, which is better than most people get when they die
shrimp
Yeah. I don't like war or violence generally but sometimes like. It has to be done and people need to put their lives on the line and you have to kill people
anon
Mind you, I don't think a civil war will happen nor do I think it is preferable. I remember having to tell multiple people I knew that like... read about literally any modern civil war. That shit is horrendous, inhumane, horrible stuff.
shrimp
It would genuinely be terrible yup. Just yup. Very very very bad.
anon
Oh God so I took a few classes on contemporary african history because that is my niche special interest
anon
Jesus CHRIST some of the stuff out of the Rwandan genocide and the 2nd Congo Crisis
shrimp
oh?
shrimp
Yeah I can sort of imagine
anon
And the Biafran war too
shrimp
I've never even heard of that
anon
Contemporary African history is like Kojima mixed with Game of Thrones
anon
relentlessly dark and confusing
shrimp
geeze
shrimp
that's stark
anon
(which is why my eyes glaze over any time anybody ever talks about Africa)
shrimp
i'd imagine theres a lot of very ignorant takes
anon
If anybody ever expresses any sort of opinion or sentiment around Africa, you should just ignore it offhand. That is my advice
shrimp
I usually do that for things I don't know anything about
shrimp
unless I like know the person well enough to reason they might know what they're talking about
anon
Nah, even the people you know and respect will have their IQ shrink by 50 points the moment they discuss Africa
shrimp
that's only like 3 people and they never talk abt africa anyways
anon
Good INSTEAD YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EXCLUSIVELY MY OPINIONS
anon
and regurgitate them VERBATIM
shrimp
i made that mistake back in 2016 im not falling for it again
finch
we're injecting my twink friend with estrogen rn
shrimp
why
finch
funny
finch
she was like "hey do u want estrogen" and he was like "sure fuck it"

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