its not morning for me but i appreciate the greeting!

its 10:40pm in fake america:(

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>>103350
what happened to cirno

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I saw something really interesting about the mukbang creators who stay really skinny. some of them are def just bulemics but some of them have a genetic condition where their body doesnt process nutrients from the stomach as well, and processes even less when it's already gotten enough. So the food just goes right thru them pretty much undigested. no idea if its pop science bullshit tho cause i didnt care enough to read into it

>>103370
Idk there are some very weird genetic conditions out there anon. Pretty much all of those performers who eat lightbulbs and other dangerous shit, or that one guy who ate an entire plane by cutting it up bit by bit and swallong the pieces over many years, have a genetic condition that makes them have double stomach lining

Its a real thing.

There's also an osteoperosis drug based on a genetic condition almost exclusive to dutch afrikaaners (an extremely insular inbred community) which causes a defect in bone growth where it basically never stops and continues in the rapid growth phase of childhood for their whole life. extremely painful and fatal, it makes all their bones fuse together over their joints. but if you isolate one of the protiens or something from it and give it in controlled doses to osteoperotics, it's a really useful drug

>>103378
literally lmao

>>103377
idk i think its kinda cool. a shocking number of people die from punctured stomach lining that goes undetected for long enough to cause sepsis, from really dumb shit like accidentally swallowing a piece of a toothpick

You'd just be immune to one of the more horrific act-of-god death types

i love la beast

i miss when youtube didn't age restrict vomiting

i hate seeing vomit :'c

im a sympathetic vomiter

the vomit itself does bother me its the gagging sound it triggers my gag reflex every time

>>103401
#change does to doesn't

>>103407
which one there's like 300000 of those

oh this is an actual game i thought you were talking about a visual novel

i don't think video games should have animals in them

unless you get to slaughter them

Destroying everything in a video game is enjoyable

At least it should be

it would not be minecraft without creeper

the enemies add the main element of challenge to the game

brown bricks

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>>103463
omg cute

feels so good being only 24 im basically the youngest person ever on this server

zomg

>>103479
based archivist.... my condolences for ur npm troubles....

when the normal install + package download shit doesn't work i usually just wipe the whole thing clean and start completely fresh, so i know that there's nothing stinky i've added in by accident

i love npm, without it i wouldnt be able to know if a number is odd or not
https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-odd

>>103488
one dependency

it's is-number............. npmbros.....

is-number repo gets hacked and ten thousand terrible projects explode

js is trying her hardest to be useful and normal but can't tie her shoelaces without dependencies but we still love her

>>103487
i'm afraid you've seen too much. prepare to be executed

>>103489
return isEven()

i meant !isEven()

which also has isOdd as dependency

amazing

>>103495
i recognise it but have zero memory of that show

totally spies rocked

i have a funny jpeg but it's not on my phone #itsover (100)

>>103501
coincidence?????????????????

>>103508

>>103510

>>103505
#throw

>>103513
what if you just really like running. does that make you wicked

>>103512
ur only 25 and no ur not

>>103517
i believe it........

can anyone reccomend me some trans girl rappers

i always love them but theyre hard to find

>>103512
#textflip

>>103521
there's gotta be a bunch on soundcloud..... but they might just not broadcast that they're trans...

>>103523
thats the problem its like mining for gold

So rare

I just found one called changeline shes rly good i need more

>>103524
any repper recomendations? thinking about picking up a new one

>>103527
does soundcloud have like a "people who like this also listen to x"
cause i bet if you find one then the audience will be in tune with all the other trans rappers

>>103529
pls bbygirl i know femtanyl of course shes even popular w cissers

>>103530
no idea i dont really use soundcloud like that

rip f

>>103534
its true.

If u go to a femtanyl concert its like only 60% tranners

>>103534
i believe she is p popular

next ur gonna ask if ive heard laura les 😭

>>103520
ask on twitter

or blue sky

>>103514
>>103543

is this show good

oh like nichijou

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>>103589
what do you mean by that

no i'm not watching wormwatch im listening to music

witches are evil and boring. i hate witches

i will never understand the appeal

>>103609
>>103610
dont be bigoted

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BIG DOG. SMALL. DOG.

.SKIP

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#ai describe a scenario of Goku sharting on Bejita

It was a peaceful day on Earth and Goku and Bejita decided to have a friendly training session in the mountains. As they were sparring, Goku suddenly felt an uncomfortable rumbling in his stomach.

Not wanting to disrupt their training, Goku tried to hold it in but the pressure became too much for him. With a loud fart noise, he accidentally sharted right onto Bejita's face.

Bejita immediately stopped mid-motion and looked at Goku with disgust. "What the hell just happened? Did you seriously just shart on me?" he yelled angrily.

Goku could feel himself turning red with embarrassment as he apologized profusely. But Bejita was not having it, he stormed off back to Capsule Corp to clean himself up.

Feeling guilty and ashamed, Goku followed him back and helped him get cleaned up while apologizing over and over again. Despite being furious at first, Bejita couldn't stay mad at his friend for long and eventually forgave him.

From then on, whenever anyone brought up the incident of "Goku's infamous shart", both Saiyans would laugh it off like old friends do. describe a scenario of Goku sharting on Bejita

.play ray william johnson doin your mom

>>103542
name one cis gender whos a interesting person i dare you

>>103619
meeeeeee

>>103620
proof please.

>>103566
this but other way around nobody deserves me

>>103621
>this is trivil

>>103623
#editai change trivil to trivial

>>103566
honestly you seem nice big sad but im pretty sure id impulsively sean connery you at some point

>>103625
what does that mean didnt that guy alcholize his wife or something

>>103626
.play sean connery on slapping women

>>103620
anyways why are you here if ur not a gender

i suspect maybe you are a spy of some kind

>>103628
i am a bifag with a mef fetish i have every right to be here

>>103630
oh okay so u are just trans

>>103631
NO

>>103632
🙄

>>103632
that's exactly what a trans would say in this situation

total pinkpiller death

i dont have time to pinkpill anymore i just calls em like i sees em

(whale biologist)

not my problem what u do with that informations

i chose to do nothing with that information

>>103637
lmaof

.play futurama whale biologist

>>103642
👍

i will not participate in your forcefem fetish repr

>>103644
dont be racist

>>103645
reperino

fuck im soing it by accident

>>103646
nonono

>>103648
cis.

>>103649
right

>>103650
yes

>>103651
okay

>>103652
agreed.

>>103653
glad were on the same page.

im wearing a alpaca onesie please r8

>>103657
>>103658
would also like to know this

i aced another exam

damn im good

good job nonners

thx anon

>>103665
wtf

>>103665
la creatura

dios mio

>>103665
if thise are bad eyebags i dont even know what to say i must look like a meth addict

>>103670
IM IN YR WALLS IM IN YR WALLS IM IN UR WALLS

>>103660
prada u

>>103674
do you wanna play monopoly or something maybe

im hiding in your wifi

>this kills the miku

im bad at that game

are u really a fujoshi

.play bad to the bone

>>103683
what roten'd you

>>103690
hmm

im sorry but there has no cure t. doktor

imagine being a proctologist

#wiki proctologist [Wikipedia]

reee

right

dont be proctophobic

don't be prophylactic

im not prophylactic, im pathogenic

SHE IS THE PROPHET

dont be parthenon

>>103707
that sounds fake

>>103708
dont doubt the prophet heretic

>>103709
im not heretic im prokaryotic

>>103710
>not being eukaryotic

THE MYTOCHODRIUM IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

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promulgation

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pituatary

pizza

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when you turn 160 robots from the sunset squad take you to a mysterious planet and you never return

.play large hadron rap

>>103728
quantum meth

>>103728
theyr doing alchemy just rly rly slowly

it turns out the philosophers stone is just relativistic speed

>>103736
horny is wrong

no more sex

no !

when did this stop being brainwormsurgery