γvillainous mouse warlockγ
Cove Holden!!j7dIStOkC.
!!j7dIStOkC.
shrimp...
i would never put this on myself but at least its not like the shitcore ear rape that some people put onnnn
im listening to my own music on spotify....
this is one of his weaker albums but i still like it
shrimp no...
im about to order a monitor and its scary what if theres a better one
>>138694
can i have it
>>138695
no? its mine
ill trade you
with what
>>138693
nabee eh im sorry....
>>138698
my monitor
>>138701
how big is it
size queen...
this mfer has 20 inch monitor
ITS 29 INCHES
!!dcmzmFf2DM
wormies, you're my only friends now
that bigger than one im ordering
1440p 144fps
that's not bigger than my monitor
its 27
it can swivel in 3d
>>138694
its fine you can get a new one in like 4 years lol
portrait mode
my monitor is also 27 inches
my current monitor is 3 years old and it has lines coming down the right side and i dont really care im just used to it
mine is almost 5 years old
damn i wanted to buy this one but i cant have shrimp have bigger than mine, its bigger by 2 inches thats horrible
i don't know how old my monitor is
my whole setup is almost 5 years old
i got a new pc 3 years ago
i left my computer on for like a year though
so
>>138717
yeah u gotta ge ta 32 incher now...
this sucks
1024 x 768 should be enough for anybody
i dont like a too big monitor personally
i like it cause im blind
i just lean in really close to the screen :3
my setup is like 3 months old
like a grandma
even with glasses my perception is poor in videogames
turn off motion blur
i always do
i hate that shit
yea motion blur is fucking cancer
and it drops ur FPS in a lot of games
i have no clue why people like it its one of hte most widely turned off settings in video games lol
like it fully adds nothing
wrong. it adds motion blur
most monitors i can find in stores here are 27 inch
revolutionary idea, there are two genders
hot and ugly
women and really pretty gay guys are the same genderrr but ugly men are their own genderr
what about hot straight men
there are 2 genres of music: good and bad
>>138745
woah
i like bad music
>>138744
they are women
xD
>>138747
me2
this outro is so good
ur so good...
wow thanks
yw
can someone buy me a pizza
or give me a million dollars
if i ever win the lottery ill buy u a pizza
i really want to buy a bunch of surgeries
>>138756
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
>>138758
im in a lottery pacts with my fren from taxes
>>138763
u a bitch
!boymodewng
>>138762
u a bitch
!boymodewng
grrr
>>138762
is your monny curved
no
#usay nadie
!boymodewng
>>138769
u a cool person
!boymodewng
>>138767
u a bitch
>>138771
i feel like ur making fun of meee T_T
>>138774
#blur
>>138774
i have an online fren who is obssessed with makling images of kirby with human feet lolll like in ai i hate it lmao
!boymodewng
>>138773
naur
im not cool, im a loserrr, im patheticccccc, im combatitive and injured and a FREAK. MONSTEUR.
im trying my best to just feed myself and clean my room and im trying im really trying to be bettter
>>138776
kill them
its been like 14 months since I thought it would be a good idea to get ADHD meds
that sthe problem with adhd. its hard to get the meds because the symptoms stop u from taking the actions to get the meds
and the GOD DAMN SERVER IS DOWN SMOGGGGGGGGGG'
if I take ADHD meds will be worse at building houses in terraria and minekwaft? :3
will it make me starttt typing not like a dyslexic dymbassss
i dont think itd affeect ur skills
effect
maybe
You know, I can type quite well. I am actually a decent writer I just think its more fun to talkk like thiss nad just m ash the keyboard lmaooo
Yeah I generally think its more fun to type like a lunatic and use improper grammar and leave typos in and other such this.
things.
fuck.
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stop messaging me
weropijhb;wroihbg;oiqrhb;oerhgo;ierg
herhehehe
such a goood image
what should I get for lunch I skipped eating yesterday
burger
you said that last time i dont really like burger thooo
WAT
mmm I like greasy smashburgerss but like a typical medium beef burger is like
idk if we can be friends.
oh
idk I dont really like beef that much. I like turkey burgers more heheh
thats fine
we can make this work
i use beef really rarely when cooking. i prefer chicken, turkey and pork.
yeah i think chicken is my favourite protein
or salmon
the problem is that the supermarkets here never carry a lot of frozen fish because there are fresh fish markets EVERYWHERE In NYC because we are a coastal city with a big fishing industry and all the immigrant people are actually good at cooking fish so there is huge demand for it
salmon is also full of worms
idk how to fucking filet and cook a whole ass salmon lol
!boymodewng
>>138814
nyc is not coastal
#ai is nyc coastal
yes, nyc is coastal. it's located at the mouth of the hudson river where it meets the atlantic ocean, giving it a prime waterfront location that makes waves in both culture and commerce. is nyc coastal
!boymodewng
>>138818
#halt
>>138819
fool
NYC is one of ht ebiggest harbors in the world lol
!boymodewng
>>138821
its literally not on the coast
!boymodewng
.c
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
>>138825
that's not the coast
!boymodewng
thats a river
yes it is
!boymodewng
no it's not
!boymodewng
>>138830
big river
!boymodewng
>>138832
you beleive google maps LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brooklyn touches the ocean its a part of NYC
this is bing maps
actually
!boymodewng
you believe bing maps LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shes just trolling us.... we've been taken for a ruse...
!boymodewng
i'm not trolling you nyc is not on the coas
!boymodewng
coast
coas
im gay
hi gay im daddd
:3
i never watched friends but i saw a clip where chandlers dad is a tranny
>>138845
how very theminine of u
btw our "democratic" mayor eric adams just got aquiited by the department of justice by trumps order. so what the fuck.
sorry i covered ur post with my big ass nose
hmm lets clean thing up a bit
/
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/sd
asd
sdsd
s
mmmm
i would warpout your post but I cant see the number
>>138861
#freeze
just copy paste what u said
am i tripped or did 3 letters just disappear from my post
i cant its covered upp
lol
its finee
nobody cares about what I have 2 say anywayy
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)ππππ
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138849
btw our "democratic" mayor eric adams just got aquiited by the department of justice by trumps order. so what the fuck.
here u go
yeah america is in shambles its pretty fucked up
its pretty concerning seeing everything thats going on
nothing ever happens
>>138876
#freeze
things dont happen if you dont know about them, life hack
yeah thats why im avoiding the news
im gonna invade u shrimpyyy
im gonna make u an american puppet stateeee
>>138879
yea but other people keep watching so some things do happen anyway, if all of them stopped it would stop for good
im gonna do ittt
>>138883
hey i have a trivia question for u
in this titular song from kanye west, who was in paris?
>>138883
true...
>>138884
ill burn down ur white house i will become the first canadian-american domestic terrorist
>>138885
fellas
>>138888
#check (checked)
wrong
ok im ordering this monitor im gonna CLICK it
.play flashing lights kanye
>>138891
click it.
>>138891
DO ITTTT
#ai should i do it?
it depends entirely on what "it" is. if you're asking whether to do something harmful, illegal, or unethicalβno. otherwise, provide more context and i can help weigh the pros and cons. should i do it?
>it depends on you sit
>its entirely up to
>its important to realize tha t
shut the fuck up
JUST DO ITTTT
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
DO ITTTT
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
.play shia lebouuf do it greenscreen 4k
.play i wonder kany e
why am i even overthinking this i can return it during like first 2 weeks
i s it from amazon??
do it
do it
do it
do it
do it
do it
do it
>>138904
no i cant use amazon for expensive stuff they will make me pay import fees
oihhhhh
i seee
i had to pay them for my dt700 pros and my kobo libra 2, im a dumbass and only later i realized that i couldve bought dt 770s here, idk why i didnt even look it up i just went straight to amazon
but we dont have kobo libras here, why do i have to pay import fees for something i cant buy here, the state doesnt want me to have nice things
should have just been american and gotten everything u ever dreamed offf
>>138918
yea many people make the mistake of not being american
im sry 4 them
EAGLE SCREECH
im glad im not american lol
im glad im american im just sad about where we are goinggg
hopefully u dont go there for long
yeaaa idk.... its really bad... like its really really bad....
yeah...
im gertting kind of hyped upp by shia
i think hes hot i can fix him
did anyone watch holes as a kid lmao
yeah
gotta DIG DEM HOLESSS, YEAAA UHHH, GOTTA DIG DEM HOLESS
such a weird movie
i liked that movie its so wierddd lol
the book wasnt as good as the movie lolll
the movie was better
rare movie W
im not sure if i read the book or not but its possible i did
its done
#ai was it worth it?
depends entirely on what "it" refers to. if you're asking about a specific action, decision, or outcome, the answer hinges on context: what was gained versus what was sacrificed. life itself is a series of trade-offs; some are worth it in hindsight, others not so much. clarify and i'll give you a sharper take. was it worth it?
how big is it
27
not as big as your mom but
it will do
heh
reddit says 27 inch is the sweet spot for 1440p
no ones mom is bigger than mine
now i need to get an amp for my headphone to make them LOUDER
>>138949
#editai add s after headphone, dont mess it up this is your last chance
you can use voicemeter to do that too
digital amp
that will mess up the sound
perhaps
ive tried
oh riup
#ai whast "riup"?
"riup" likely refers to "risk of ruin," a concept used in various fields like gambling, investing, and risk management. it quantifies the probability of losing all capital or resources over time given specific strategies or conditions. for example, in poker, it might describe the chance of going broke based on your bankroll size and playing style. similarly, in trading or business decisions, it's about assessing how likely you are to fail entirely under certain risks. being aware of riup helps optimize decisions to balance growth with sustainability. whast "riup"?
yup!
nah its risk of ruin
irsk of rain
risk
is that the game where you run around and press shoot
ye
do you think i should allow all 4 religions in my songs of syx city or just 2 that go well with each other
they promote research and farming and peace and prosperity, the other 2 promote DEATH AND EVIL
id say just 2
yea i tried that but then people started leaving
let them leave theyre followers of death and evil
yea but my city is already too big i need workers
ill let them be for now and once i become more powerful i will KILL THEM FOREVER
smart..
there are times where you must look around and ask yourself "would I fuck mr bloom?"
and the aanswer is absolutley I dont even need to think about that
my answer would be who is mr bloom
thats my answer too
we are so alike
when a youtuber is dumb on the internet it makes me MAD
no patience for youtubers
SMOGGG
i wanted to be an youtuber as a kid
i was watching this youtuber play a game and theyw ent to build an inventors table but you know what they called it an inventory table like 50 times in a 4 minute segment like unreal can u fucking readdddd EXPLODCE
you should unsubscribe and report
im not subscribed i woul dnever subscribe to such a fucking INSECT
!nIOh.loris
damn
makes me glad im not in these industries he covers like jesus christ these people are so pathetic and full of themselves
i have a high school friend who is a recruiter and the classic hyper 80 IQ hyper extrovert and yea ofc he became a recruiter lmao
isnt recruiter one of those fake jobs
kind of its a real job in that there are millions of them and they are all retarded
basically its someone who is somewhat connected and has a college degree falls into it. basically you sift through resumes as a 3RD party to provide candidates for hire to a company. so a lot of big companies use an external agency to find employees. their entire job is just to hire people. the thing is, they know nothing about the industries they hire for so they ask the most insane and retarded questions that they dont even understand. imagine a business bachelors is asking you questions about linux system administration and then ranking you based on your response. its insanely inefficient lmao.
its just another one of those I HATE THE FUTURE th ings hehehehe
#ai what the hell is pilates
pilates is a low-impact exercise system focused on improving flexibility, strength, and body awareness through controlled movements. it emphasizes core stability, alignment, and breathing. invented by joseph pilates in the early 20th century, itβs popular for rehabilitating injuries and enhancing overall fitness without heavy strain. combines elements of yoga, gymnastics, and calisthenics but with a unique focus on precision and flow. what the hell is pilates
i was reached out by a recruiter once and was asking me really dumb questions that i had already answered on my resume
having talked to these people they literally dont read your resume
they get a batch of like 150 resumes and my friend said they have data metrics for how long they can spend looking at one resume. most companies target like 30-45~ sec average time spent looking at your resume. even if your resume isnt read by an AI or algorithm, a real human is doing the same thing. they dont know shit about your industry, so they are given a list of buzzwords that they then use to send to the next round of consideration.
like you will get flagged as potential if you have 3 of the 11 buzzwords they are looking for or smth
btw you can just lie lol
you seem to have a thorough knowledge about recruiters have you considered becoming one?
I should I have no jobs
noooo i would hate that job. like its literally one of those jobs where the worse you are at it the better you are
I guess itβs good to be able to interface with the system well. I was always afraid using buzzwords was like a slippery slope to becoming a bullshitter corpospeak person but youβre right frfr
no literally lie and game the system, in a world of algorithms its how u sirvive
i used to feel the same way when i was younger now i just want food and shelter
<3 wise sadchan helping
other people might think u are cool for being authentic or whatever but they also arent going to higher you for a job or let you sleep in their house when you are homeless or feed you when you are hungry
exactly yeah they should help me if they really support me
well I can tell you if you ever end up homeless and destititute you will see who actually caress about you
mmmmmmm I have a bad feeling about literally everyone I know
i feel like its just luck if u have good friends or family...
π
me too but it can be changed I guess, problem is it can only be changed if you have the right traits, if youβre really religious and have kids probably you can get that support from your family or smth but if your personality traits donβt tick the right boxes and arenβt in demand buckle up
the fact that you can be not considered because of over qualification is fucking insane
you cant be underqualified, overqualified to little experience too much experience you need to be EXACTLY THIS and it has literally NOTHING to do with if you can do the job and be good at the job lol
lmfao sounds dystopian
I should start a recruiting business which literally just hires overqualified people
>>139013
i was homeless at 16 years old and on and off the street for like 7 years loll it was fucked up
: ( Iβm glad you arenβt now
yea im doing middle class livingg now its not badd getting paid 2 go to school
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do you have plans after? the only anthro major I know went to law school
which tbh will probably be in demand still
ooooh cool!
I really like like, the bidding process and contract negotiation I actually think its interesting loll.. its also fun like cold calling companies to buy a random 10k welder and having to conbine like the technical and logistical side. its kind of a perfect job for an ADHD person lol
yay! sadchan has a future arc- I was worried. you know about it a little too I bet from the military
i will always have the vet cardd which is big for getting a job in the US. literally like starship troopers I did my time so now I can have a future and move up a social class from untouchable to middle class.
do military people have authority to give money to contractors? did you interact with any of them?
if I was more functional I could have even gone to an ivy league school, I was going to go to columbia but I sort of botche the application. the recruiter told me my application was basically accepted but I needed some paperwork I couldnt get during covidd
:/ nah itβs good youβre going as far as you can as things stand
that said im happy im going to queens college now because its easy to do a dual major and its more flexible
can you get an internship or smth like that now? that would be very cool
>>139029
yea I handled a 1.5 mil account when I was in the navy
waow: D
it was good experience. I do have big gaps in my resume though from neeting really hard
well thatβs why you should get an internship or smth now mbe cuz who cares about that past stuff when youβve got what they need (I hope at least)
nah I should be able to just get hired at an entry level position Ill probalby have to move tho
my dad gave me that advice. he and his brother moved for work, 2 of his brothers stayed in the home town, the ones who moved made way more
being willin to move for work is huge. its a national level market in the modern eraa with all the AI and recruiting style hiring even in lower class jobs is crazy
^^^
it is kinda sad not to have irl connections, but all my friends are online anyway lmao β¦ which is also sad but I guess I have less tying me to a place
i hate the future tbh
yea thats true digital boys and girlsss
I guess the local civic organizations have been really crashing and burning, probably everyone being mobile is part of it. itβs kinda sad imo, I like the idea of being a good community member and looking physically at a place Iβve made better, but I canβt see myself actually caring about most places
im interested if I can live in japann for a few yearss. I would like to get a job at a us military base in japan or smth
like yokusuka
>>139046
huh I would think youβd be at like an office building in washington and just call up the bases on the phone
SHRIMPPP
you want to fight deerclops?
.play chess savant
.skip (video skipped)
.search chess savant
2
fuck you not available
.skip (video skipped)
.search savant chess
i like the idea of a random homeless person being the greatest chess player
his homeless crazy man impression is wierdly and kind of scarily good like it makes me uncomfortable
didnt kramer get cancelled for screaming the N word a bunch
whos kramer
is that the guy in the video ive never seen this show lol i just like this scene
terraria server died while i was sleepin but she is back in good health now
>>139065
nice
OMG
SHRIMPPPPPPPPPPP
SHIRMPP
SMOG
EARMITEE
ASSEMBLEEE
holdup seems to still be wonky
>>139075
well it has to essentially check our current public ip and change the dns record to match, so there'll be around 5 mins downtime every day as it does that
ur pc will keep the old ip around for 5 mins and then check it again
might be a bit longer this time cause she died mid-switchover for some reason. no error messgae......
why does she keep crashing int he night hehe
>>139074
damnnn dynamic IP terraria server hehe
seems overkill
yeah my ip is dynamic so i gotta update terraria.beevee.lol when i notice the ip has changed
little scripty does it automagically but she is wonky and fumbles sometimes
lol
thats cool u know how to do that. i always just use static IP and pay to have my server hosted somewhere elsee
waste of money tho.
it is nice if you can get a static ip and external hosting tbh, don't have to worry abt security or uptime or little wonkiness like this hehe
my little laptop just chuggin along hosting terraria and watching out for changes of address so all the little parcels can be delivered to the right place :)
your builds are fucking insane it's very good
blush emojii
>>139086
#edit do the emoji
that's NOT a blush
well i geuss it is
i think of π³