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na-bee-eh (nadie)
shrimp...
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i would never put this on myself but at least its not like the shitcore ear rape that some people put onnnn
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
im listening to my own music on spotify....
anon
this is one of his weaker albums but i still like it
nonners
im about to order a monitor and its scary what if theres a better one
>>138695>>138712
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
ill trade you
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138693
nabee eh im sorry....
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
size queen...
nonners
this mfer has 20 inch monitor
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
ITS 29 INCHES
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
wormies, you're my only friends now
nonners
that bigger than one im ordering
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
1440p 144fps
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's not bigger than my monitor
nonners
its 27
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
it can swivel in 3d
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138694
its fine you can get a new one in like 4 years lol
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
portrait mode
anon
my monitor is also 27 inches
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
my current monitor is 3 years old and it has lines coming down the right side and i dont really care im just used to it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
mine is almost 5 years old
nonners
damn i wanted to buy this one but i cant have shrimp have bigger than mine, its bigger by 2 inches thats horrible
>>138723
anon
i don't know how old my monitor is
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
my whole setup is almost 5 years old
anon
i got a new pc 3 years ago
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i left my computer on for like a year though
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
so
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138717
yeah u gotta ge ta 32 incher now...
nonners
this sucks
anon
1024 x 768 should be enough for anybody
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i dont like a too big monitor personally
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i like it cause im blind
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i just lean in really close to the screen :3
nonners
my setup is like 3 months old
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
like a grandma
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
even with glasses my perception is poor in videogames
anon
turn off motion blur
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i always do
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i hate that shit
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
yea motion blur is fucking cancer
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
and it drops ur FPS in a lot of games
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i have no clue why people like it its one of hte most widely turned off settings in video games lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
like it fully adds nothing
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
wrong. it adds motion blur
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
88.png
::glegle smug
nonners
most monitors i can find in stores here are 27 inch
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
revolutionary idea, there are two genders

hot and ugly
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
women and really pretty gay guys are the same genderrr but ugly men are their own genderr
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
what about hot straight men
>>138748
nonners
there are 2 genres of music: good and bad
>>138746
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138745
woah
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138744
they are women
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
xD
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138747
me2
nonners
this outro is so good
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
ur so good...
nonners
wow thanks
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yw
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
can someone buy me a pizza
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
or give me a million dollars
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
if i ever win the lottery ill buy u a pizza
>>138761
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i really want to buy a bunch of surgeries
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138756
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138758
im in a lottery pacts with my fren from taxes
2.714% booger!boymodewng
grrr
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138762
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
no
>>138772
anon
#usay nadie
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138771
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138771
i feel like ur making fun of meee T_T
>>138777
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138774
i have an online fren who is obssessed with makling images of kirby with human feet lolll like in ai i hate it lmao
>>138780
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im not cool, im a loserrr, im patheticccccc, im combatitive and injured and a FREAK. MONSTEUR.
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im trying my best to just feed myself and clean my room and im trying im really trying to be bettter
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138776
kill them
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
its been like 14 months since I thought it would be a good idea to get ADHD meds
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
that sthe problem with adhd. its hard to get the meds because the symptoms stop u from taking the actions to get the meds
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
and the GOD DAMN SERVER IS DOWN SMOGGGGGGGGGG'
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
if I take ADHD meds will be worse at building houses in terraria and minekwaft? :3
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
will it make me starttt typing not like a dyslexic dymbassss
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
i dont think itd affeect ur skills
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
effect
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
maybe
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
You know, I can type quite well. I am actually a decent writer I just think its more fun to talkk like thiss nad just m ash the keyboard lmaooo
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
Yeah I generally think its more fun to type like a lunatic and use improper grammar and leave typos in and other such this.
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
things.
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
fuck.
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
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SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
rouihgLK:hg;lkjisrhg;oiuqwrheg;lhergb;kuh
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
vnslughwipuhv;ozsjernbspehrv;ksjner59shegkjshdfliughs;orjg
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
stop messaging me
weropijhb;wroihbg;oiqrhb;oerhgo;ierg
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
herhehehe
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
such a goood image
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
what should I get for lunch I skipped eating yesterday
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
burger
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
you said that last time i dont really like burger thooo
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
WAT
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
mmm I like greasy smashburgerss but like a typical medium beef burger is like
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
idk if we can be friends.
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
oh
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
idk I dont really like beef that much. I like turkey burgers more heheh
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
thats fine
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
we can make this work
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i use beef really rarely when cooking. i prefer chicken, turkey and pork.
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yeah i think chicken is my favourite protein
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
or salmon
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
the problem is that the supermarkets here never carry a lot of frozen fish because there are fresh fish markets EVERYWHERE In NYC because we are a coastal city with a big fishing industry and all the immigrant people are actually good at cooking fish so there is huge demand for it
>>138817
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
salmon is also full of worms
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
idk how to fucking filet and cook a whole ass salmon lol
2.709% booger!boymodewng
>>138814
nyc is not coastal
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
#ai is nyc coastal

yes, nyc is coastal. it's located at the mouth of the hudson river where it meets the atlantic ocean, giving it a prime waterfront location that makes waves in both culture and commerce.
is nyc coastal
>>138819
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138819
fool
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
NYC is one of ht ebiggest harbors in the world lol
>>138822
2.707% booger!boymodewng
>>138821
its literally not on the coast
2.706% booger!boymodewng
.c
2.705% booger!boymodewng
2.704% booger!boymodewng
>>138825
that's not the coast
2.703% booger!boymodewng
thats a river
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yes it is
2.702% booger!boymodewng
no it's not
2.701% booger!boymodewng
>>138830
big river
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
image.png
its literally on the ocean....
>>138833
2.700% booger!boymodewng
>>138832
you beleive google maps LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
brooklyn touches the ocean its a part of NYC
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
this is bing maps
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
actually
2.699% booger!boymodewng
you believe bing maps LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
shes just trolling us.... we've been taken for a ruse...
2.698% booger!boymodewng
i'm not trolling you nyc is not on the coas
2.697% booger!boymodewng
coast
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
coas
anon
im gay
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
hi gay im daddd
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
:3
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i never watched friends but i saw a clip where chandlers dad is a tranny
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138845
how very theminine of u
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
btw our "democratic" mayor eric adams just got aquiited by the department of justice by trumps order. so what the fuck.
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
sorry i covered ur post with my big ass nose
nonners
hmm lets clean thing up a bit
nonners
/
nonners
/
nonners
nonners
nonners
nonners
nonners
/sd
nonners
asd
nonners
sdsd
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
mmmm
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i would warpout your post but I cant see the number
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138861
#freeze
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
just copy paste what u said
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
am i tripped or did 3 letters just disappear from my post
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i cant its covered upp
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
its finee
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
nobody cares about what I have 2 say anywayy
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
[Original]
35s
138849

btw our "democratic" mayor eric adams just got aquiited by the department of justice by trumps order. so what the fuck.

here u go
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yeah america is in shambles its pretty fucked up
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
its pretty concerning seeing everything thats going on
anon
nothing ever happens
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138876
#freeze
nonners
things dont happen if you dont know about them, life hack
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yeah thats why im avoiding the news
>>138883
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
.play [YouTube]
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im gonna invade u shrimpyyy
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im gonna make u an american puppet stateeee
nonners
>>138879
yea but other people keep watching so some things do happen anyway, if all of them stopped it would stop for good
>>138886>>138885
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im gonna do ittt
>>138887
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138883
hey i have a trivia question for u

in this titular song from kanye west, who was in paris?
>>138888
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138883
true...
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138884
ill burn down ur white house i will become the first canadian-american domestic terrorist
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138888
#check (checked)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
wrong
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
.play flashing lights kanye
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
>>138891
click it.
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>138891
DO ITTTT
nonners
#ai should i do it?

it depends entirely on what "it" is. if you're asking whether to do something harmful, illegal, or unethicalβ€”no. otherwise, provide more context and i can help weigh the pros and cons.
should i do it?
nonners
>it depends on you sit
>its entirely up to
>its important to realize tha t
shut the fuck up
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
JUST DO ITTTT
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
DO ITTTT
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
.play shia lebouuf do it greenscreen 4k
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
.play i wonder kany e
nonners
why am i even overthinking this i can return it during like first 2 weeks
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i s it from amazon??
>>138912
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
do it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
do it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
do it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
do it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
do it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
do it
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
do it
nonners
>>138904
no i cant use amazon for expensive stuff they will make me pay import fees
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
oihhhhh
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i seee
nonners
i had to pay them for my dt700 pros and my kobo libra 2, im a dumbass and only later i realized that i couldve bought dt 770s here, idk why i didnt even look it up i just went straight to amazon
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
β™«0:05boop.mp4
nonners
but we dont have kobo libras here, why do i have to pay import fees for something i cant buy here, the state doesnt want me to have nice things
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
should have just been american and gotten everything u ever dreamed offf
>>138920
nonners
>>138918
yea many people make the mistake of not being american
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im sry 4 them
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
EAGLE SCREECH
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
im glad im not american lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im glad im american im just sad about where we are goinggg
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
hopefully u dont go there for long
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
yeaaa idk.... its really bad... like its really really bad....
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yeah...
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im gertting kind of hyped upp by shia
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i think hes hot i can fix him
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
did anyone watch holes as a kid lmao
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yeah
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
gotta DIG DEM HOLESSS, YEAAA UHHH, GOTTA DIG DEM HOLESS
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
such a weird movie
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i liked that movie its so wierddd lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
the book wasnt as good as the movie lolll
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
the movie was better
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
rare movie W
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
im not sure if i read the book or not but its possible i did
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
image.png
google no....
nonners
its done
nonners
#ai was it worth it?

depends entirely on what "it" refers to. if you're asking about a specific action, decision, or outcome, the answer hinges on context: what was gained versus what was sacrificed. life itself is a series of trade-offs; some are worth it in hindsight, others not so much. clarify and i'll give you a sharper take.
was it worth it?
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
how big is it
nonners
27
nonners
not as big as your mom but
nonners
it will do
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
heh
nonners
reddit says 27 inch is the sweet spot for 1440p
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
no ones mom is bigger than mine
nonners
now i need to get an amp for my headphone to make them LOUDER
>>138950
nonners
>>138949
#editai add s after headphone, dont mess it up this is your last chance
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
you can use voicemeter to do that too
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
digital amp
nonners
that will mess up the sound
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
perhaps
nonners
ive tried
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
oh riup
nonners
#ai whast "riup"?

"riup" likely refers to "risk of ruin," a concept used in various fields like gambling, investing, and risk management. it quantifies the probability of losing all capital or resources over time given specific strategies or conditions. for example, in poker, it might describe the chance of going broke based on your bankroll size and playing style. similarly, in trading or business decisions, it's about assessing how likely you are to fail entirely under certain risks. being aware of riup helps optimize decisions to balance growth with sustainability.
whast "riup"?
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
yup!
nonners
nah its risk of ruin
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
irsk of rain
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
risk
nonners
is that the game where you run around and press shoot
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
ye
nonners
do you think i should allow all 4 religions in my songs of syx city or just 2 that go well with each other
nonners
they promote research and farming and peace and prosperity, the other 2 promote DEATH AND EVIL
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
id say just 2
nonners
yea i tried that but then people started leaving
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
let them leave theyre followers of death and evil
nonners
yea but my city is already too big i need workers
nonners
ill let them be for now and once i become more powerful i will KILL THEM FOREVER
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
smart..
earmite
there are times where you must look around and ask yourself "would I fuck mr bloom?"
earmite
and the aanswer is absolutley I dont even need to think about that
nonners
my answer would be who is mr bloom
shrimp (terraria.beevee.lol)
thats my answer too
nonners
we are so alike
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
when a youtuber is dumb on the internet it makes me MAD
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
no patience for youtubers
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
SMOGGG
nonners
i wanted to be an youtuber as a kid
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i was watching this youtuber play a game and theyw ent to build an inventors table but you know what they called it an inventory table like 50 times in a 4 minute segment like unreal can u fucking readdddd EXPLODCE
nonners
you should unsubscribe and report
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im not subscribed i woul dnever subscribe to such a fucking INSECT
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damn
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
makes me glad im not in these industries he covers like jesus christ these people are so pathetic and full of themselves
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i have a high school friend who is a recruiter and the classic hyper 80 IQ hyper extrovert and yea ofc he became a recruiter lmao
nonners
isnt recruiter one of those fake jobs
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
kind of its a real job in that there are millions of them and they are all retarded
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
basically its someone who is somewhat connected and has a college degree falls into it. basically you sift through resumes as a 3RD party to provide candidates for hire to a company. so a lot of big companies use an external agency to find employees. their entire job is just to hire people. the thing is, they know nothing about the industries they hire for so they ask the most insane and retarded questions that they dont even understand. imagine a business bachelors is asking you questions about linux system administration and then ranking you based on your response. its insanely inefficient lmao.
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
its just another one of those I HATE THE FUTURE th ings hehehehe
nonners
#ai what the hell is pilates

pilates is a low-impact exercise system focused on improving flexibility, strength, and body awareness through controlled movements. it emphasizes core stability, alignment, and breathing. invented by joseph pilates in the early 20th century, it’s popular for rehabilitating injuries and enhancing overall fitness without heavy strain. combines elements of yoga, gymnastics, and calisthenics but with a unique focus on precision and flow.
what the hell is pilates
nonners
i was reached out by a recruiter once and was asking me really dumb questions that i had already answered on my resume
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
having talked to these people they literally dont read your resume
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
they get a batch of like 150 resumes and my friend said they have data metrics for how long they can spend looking at one resume. most companies target like 30-45~ sec average time spent looking at your resume. even if your resume isnt read by an AI or algorithm, a real human is doing the same thing. they dont know shit about your industry, so they are given a list of buzzwords that they then use to send to the next round of consideration.
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
like you will get flagged as potential if you have 3 of the 11 buzzwords they are looking for or smth
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
btw you can just lie lol
nonners
you seem to have a thorough knowledge about recruiters have you considered becoming one?
anon
I should I have no jobs
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
noooo i would hate that job. like its literally one of those jobs where the worse you are at it the better you are
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
.play [YouTube]
anon
I guess it’s good to be able to interface with the system well. I was always afraid using buzzwords was like a slippery slope to becoming a bullshitter corpospeak person but you’re right frfr
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
no literally lie and game the system, in a world of algorithms its how u sirvive
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i used to feel the same way when i was younger now i just want food and shelter
anon
<3 wise sadchan helping
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
other people might think u are cool for being authentic or whatever but they also arent going to higher you for a job or let you sleep in their house when you are homeless or feed you when you are hungry
anon
exactly yeah they should help me if they really support me
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
well I can tell you if you ever end up homeless and destititute you will see who actually caress about you
anon
mmmmmmm I have a bad feeling about literally everyone I know
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i feel like its just luck if u have good friends or family...
anon
😭
anon
me too but it can be changed I guess, problem is it can only be changed if you have the right traits, if you’re really religious and have kids probably you can get that support from your family or smth but if your personality traits don’t tick the right boxes and aren’t in demand buckle up
>>139018
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
the fact that you can be not considered because of over qualification is fucking insane
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
you cant be underqualified, overqualified to little experience too much experience you need to be EXACTLY THIS and it has literally NOTHING to do with if you can do the job and be good at the job lol
anon
lmfao sounds dystopian
anon
I should start a recruiting business which literally just hires overqualified people
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>139013
i was homeless at 16 years old and on and off the street for like 7 years loll it was fucked up
anon
: ( I’m glad you aren’t now
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
yea im doing middle class livingg now its not badd getting paid 2 go to school
anon
❀️❀️
anon
do you have plans after? the only anthro major I know went to law school
>>139024
anon
which tbh will probably be in demand still
>>139024
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>139022
>>139023
im a dual majorr anth accounting I want to go into government contractingg
anon
ooooh cool!
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
I really like like, the bidding process and contract negotiation I actually think its interesting loll.. its also fun like cold calling companies to buy a random 10k welder and having to conbine like the technical and logistical side. its kind of a perfect job for an ADHD person lol
anon
yay! sadchan has a future arc- I was worried. you know about it a little too I bet from the military
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i will always have the vet cardd which is big for getting a job in the US. literally like starship troopers I did my time so now I can have a future and move up a social class from untouchable to middle class.
anon
do military people have authority to give money to contractors? did you interact with any of them?
>>139034
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
if I was more functional I could have even gone to an ivy league school, I was going to go to columbia but I sort of botche the application. the recruiter told me my application was basically accepted but I needed some paperwork I couldnt get during covidd
anon
:/ nah it’s good you’re going as far as you can as things stand
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
that said im happy im going to queens college now because its easy to do a dual major and its more flexible
anon
can you get an internship or smth like that now? that would be very cool
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>139029
yea I handled a 1.5 mil account when I was in the navy
anon
waow: D
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
it was good experience. I do have big gaps in my resume though from neeting really hard
anon
well that’s why you should get an internship or smth now mbe cuz who cares about that past stuff when you’ve got what they need (I hope at least)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
nah I should be able to just get hired at an entry level position Ill probalby have to move tho
anon
my dad gave me that advice. he and his brother moved for work, 2 of his brothers stayed in the home town, the ones who moved made way more
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
being willin to move for work is huge. its a national level market in the modern eraa with all the AI and recruiting style hiring even in lower class jobs is crazy
anon
^^^
anon
it is kinda sad not to have irl connections, but all my friends are online anyway lmao … which is also sad but I guess I have less tying me to a place
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
i hate the future tbh
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
yea thats true digital boys and girlsss
anon
I guess the local civic organizations have been really crashing and burning, probably everyone being mobile is part of it. it’s kinda sad imo, I like the idea of being a good community member and looking physically at a place I’ve made better, but I can’t see myself actually caring about most places
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
im interested if I can live in japann for a few yearss. I would like to get a job at a us military base in japan or smth
>>139049
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
like yokusuka
anon
>>139046
huh I would think you’d be at like an office building in washington and just call up the bases on the phone
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
SHRIMPPP
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
you want to fight deerclops?
nonners
.play chess savant
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
2
nonners
fuck you not available
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
i like the idea of a random homeless person being the greatest chess player
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
his homeless crazy man impression is wierdly and kind of scarily good like it makes me uncomfortable
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
didnt kramer get cancelled for screaming the N word a bunch
nonners
whos kramer
nonners
is that the guy in the video ive never seen this show lol i just like this scene
smog
terraria server died while i was sleepin but she is back in good health now
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>139065
nice
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
OMG
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
SHRIMPPPPPPPPPPP
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
SHIRMPP
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
SMOG
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
EARMITEE
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
ASSEMBLEEE
smog
holdup seems to still be wonky
>>139075
well it has to essentially check our current public ip and change the dns record to match, so there'll be around 5 mins downtime every day as it does that
ur pc will keep the old ip around for 5 mins and then check it again
might be a bit longer this time cause she died mid-switchover for some reason. no error messgae......
>>139076
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
why does she keep crashing int he night hehe
>>139074
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
>>139074
damnnn dynamic IP terraria server hehe
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
seems overkill
smog
yeah my ip is dynamic so i gotta update terraria.beevee.lol when i notice the ip has changed
little scripty does it automagically but she is wonky and fumbles sometimes
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
lol
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
thats cool u know how to do that. i always just use static IP and pay to have my server hosted somewhere elsee
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
waste of money tho.
smog
it is nice if you can get a static ip and external hosting tbh, don't have to worry abt security or uptime or little wonkiness like this hehe
smog
my little laptop just chuggin along hosting terraria and watching out for changes of address so all the little parcels can be delivered to the right place :)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
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i missed you cozy little town
smog
your builds are fucking insane it's very good
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
blush emojii
>>139087
smog
that's NOT a blush
smog
well i geuss it is
smog
i think of 😳
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
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this part sucks and idk what to do with it

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