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fujo
the exact recipes for cooking stuff should all be open
>>120462
fujo
yet they arent
nibble
>>120459
I think I'd just blow myself up anyway. not the worst outcome
fujo
idkk i should probably see a doctor too
>>120467
fujo
i sometimes have weird weird headaches and like, feel like im on the verge of fainting
>>120467
smog
definitely worth getting a doc's opinion on something if it's causing badness in your usual life
>>120466
fujo
>>120465
but im scared of talking to people, especially doctors who might tell me something scary
smog
sometimes it can be worth living in ignorance, if u can't do anything about it
but that would require knowledge of the thing to judge.......................
>>120474
smog
>>120467
doc said i came down with a bad case of being alive itis. he said it's terminal
>>120473
anon
::notverynice
smog
:evil
nibble
>>120469
I have that issue too. but I'm going to resolve that soon
fujo
>>120467
>>120468
"it is good to be a cynic, it is better to be a contented cat, and it is best to not exist at all"
>>120475
smog
>>120455
yeah this was a very nice ep of russian cops hehe
nibble
erig sadie gymnobedie :DDD
anon
heh
nibble
did you know that satie was a progenitor of ambient music.
opna
I guess that would make sense
nibble
he called his music 'furniture music', because it was meant to blend into a room much like furniture does. anyways he's largely ignored by academia because his music is not very interesting harmony-wise
smog
couch tunez
smog
still quite a nice vibe, doesn't need to be complicated and whacky to be good
nibble
you seem to believe that music is about joy and pleasure and beauty. that's a common misconception, it's actually about suffering and being miserable
>>120492
opna
do you read Schopenhauer, nibble?
>>120486
nibble
>>120486
#editai change school to schopy
nibble
>>120488
ah, that might because I am extremely pessimistic and generally miserable. no, that's got nothing to do with schopenhauer, that's just what life does to you after a while uwu
>>120507
smog
>>120484
but the wiggly air is pleasurable!!! pain cannot be pleasurable!!! right.......
>>120493
nibble
>>120492
I won't deny that there's something pleasurable about getting kicked in the balls. I mean yes it's painful, but since the balls are wired for pleasure, there's also a bit of pleasure in there. I am personally ambivalent about getting kicked in the balls
>>120503
pandobra
i dont want to be kicked in the balls
pandobra
i dont know what that says
>>120498
smog
>>120495
google translating for a delayed lmao out loud
anon
>>120495
#editai change Wunschkonzert to Wormwatch
smog
LIFE IS NOT A WORMWATCH
smog
IT'S TRUE
smog
oop caps
smog
>>120493
a kick is too much, u gotta feather than autonomic response
>>120504
nibble
>>120503
light slaps to the ballsack are, in the most abstract sense, a form of masturbation.
>>120506
nibble
reminds me of that zizek quote about fisting
opna
>>120489
you could be optimistic and miserable,. much more fulfilling
nibble
#ai what's that quote by slavoj zizek about fist fucking

"Fist-fucking can be a metaphor for the most radical form of psychoanalytic intervention: not just interpreting our dreams, but actually inserting ourselves into them and giving them new twists." - Slavoj ��ižek
what's that quote by slavoj zizek about fist fucking
smog
i love reading text and hearing slavoj ��izek's beautiful voice in my head
>>120512
nibble
stupid ai, here's the real quote
nibble
"Is fist-fucking not the sexual invention of the twentieth century, a new model of eroticism and pleasure? It is no longer genitalized, but focused just on the penetration of the surface, with the role of the phallus being taken over by the hand, the autonomized partial object par excellence?"
>>120513
nibble
>>120509
I started reading the sublime object of ideology as a teenager and I always had to snicker because I heard his sniffs in my head
>>120516
smog
>>120511
two partials just goin to town on eachother
nibble
.play zizek learns about pornhub
opna
I forgot that pornhub exists lol
>>120519
smog
"what is hentai" zizek
smog
>>120517
everyone getting up in arms abt it getting banned but it's just mid shit
>>120538
nibble
.play zizek border between western Europe and balkans
anon
Balkon und Mitelevropa
nibble
.play zizek speaking German
smog
waaa i need subtitles
nibble
. jump 30
nibble
.jump 30
nibble
.jump 30
nibble
.skip
nibble
WHATEVER
nibble
I hate foucault he was such a pretentious fouchebag
>>120531
smog
german zizek hater
smog
>>120529
your hatred is like a prison
smog
he has such kind eyes
smog
>>120537
such variety of condiments!! he is living as a king!!
smog
NOOOOOOOOOOO
nibble
lmao
smog
shtamina tjrainer
shrimp
*wipes nose*
smog
caramel coffee with a side of almonds
smog
i wonder what it thought the original image was and why it tried to flip it that way......
nibble
.play komm süßer Tod bach
nibble
everything is originally by bach, as a rule of thumb
>>120558
smog
oh it's originally by bach
smog
i was like "this isn't evangelion"
smog
even before bach, still bach
nibble
"without bach, God would be a complete second-rate character" Ciaran or something
opna
>>120558
es soll nur nicht dem Bach runter gehen..
pandobra
they call me the degenerate in california
>>120565
pandobra
ur asking too many questions
anon
im just trying to meet more nonbinys theyre cool
>>120645
anon
any they them is a they fren
smog
my pronouns are your/friend
>>120571
smog
conversations in the third person are very very confusing
smog
yes.....
anon
#weather indiana jones (cannot compute)
anon
#weather transnistria (the weather in transnistria, moldova, currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 11 miles per hour and a temperature of 19 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
waow i love {, } skies
anon
#weather underwater (cannot compute)
nibble
#weather on venus (cannot compute)
opna
#weather chomolugma (the weather near mount everest currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 55 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather mcdonalds (the weather in your location currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 32 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather bosnia & hertzegovinia (the weather in bosnia and herzegovina currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 2 miles per hour and a temperature of 27 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather USSR (cannot compute)
opna
#weather leningrad (the weather in saint petersburg, russia, currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 4 miles per hour and a temperature of 23 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather gaul (cannot compute)
opna
#weather Karl-Marx-Stadt (the weather in chemnitz, germany, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 7 miles per hour and a temperature of 32 degrees fahrenheit)
opna
#weather in Stálinváros (cannot compute)
anon
#weather constantinople (the weather in istanbul currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 17 miles per hour and a temperature of 37 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
im gay
opna
#weather Sztálinváros (the weather in dunaújváros, hungary, currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 9 miles per hour and a temperature of 34 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather czechoslovakia (cannot compute)
anon
#weather yugoslavia (cannot compute)
anon
#weather rhodesia (the weather in zimbabwe currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 7 miles per hour and a temperature of 75 degrees fahrenheit)
nibble
.play idubbbz im gay
anon
#weather tokelau (the weather in the country of tokelau currently includes no precipitation with mostly clear skies, a wind speed of 15 miles per hour and a temperature of 91 degrees fahrenheit)
opna
#weather sealand (cannot compute)
anon
#weather sentinel island (cannot compute)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#weather mare silentium (cannot compute)
anon
#weather silent hill (cannot compute)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#weather da bonx (cannot compute)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#weather the bronx (the weather in bronx county (the bronx) currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 7 miles per hour and a temperature of 33 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather 2fort (cannot compute)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#weather HELL (cannot compute)
opna
#weather Heaven (cannot compute)
nibble
#weather mariana trench (the weather near the mariana trench currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 17 miles per hour and a temperature of 83 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather james dean (cannot compute)
anon
#weather battle city (the weather in battle, united kingdom, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 39 degrees fahrenheit)
>>120614
opna
#weather Gay (cannot compute)
anon
#weather Yu-Gi-Oh! (cannot compute)
opna
>>120614
#editai add "slavia" after "yugioh"
anon
#weather yugiohslavia (cannot compute)
anon
#weather pokemon (cannot compute)
nibble
#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 18 miles per hour and a temperature of 80 degrees fahrenheit)
>>120626
anon
#weather rapture (cannot compute)
anon
#weather krakatoa (the weather near krakatoa currently includes no precipitation with partly cloudy skies, a wind speed of 6 miles per hour and a temperature of 79 degrees fahrenheit)
opna
#weather gaza-city (cannot compute)
opna
#weather gaza (the weather in the gaza strip currently includes no precipitation with partly cloudy skies, a wind speed of 3 miles per hour and a temperature of 52 degrees fahrenheit)
nibble
#weather gaza, usa (cannot compute)
anon
#weather sparta (the weather in sparta township, new jersey, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of -2 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather banana (cannot compute)
anon
BANANA IS A REAL PLACE
anon
ANTI KIRIBATIAN RACISM AI
opna
#weather poland, kiribati (cannot compute)
anon
#weather kiritimati (the weather in kiritimati currently includes no precipitation with partly cloudy skies, a wind speed of 14 miles per hour and a temperature of 84 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather poland, kiritimati (cannot compute)
opna
#weather tatra, matra, fatra (cannot compute)
opna
#weather tatra matra fatra (cannot compute)
opna
#weather tatra matra fatra montains (cannot compute)
opna
#weather tatra (the weather in tatra, lesser poland voivodeship, poland, currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 1 mile per hour and a temperature of 21 degrees fahrenheit)
Anonymouss
Who are the members of the poller politburo standing committee?
anon
>at relatives house today
anon
>aunt can't tell whose the younger sibling anymore
anon
>cousin thinks I'm starting to look like a white woman
anon
fucking phone can I do a newline without making a whole ass new post
anon
hey gamers
anon
i forgot my normal pills this morning so i'm a bit dizzy
anon
.skip
anon
where every1
shrimp
im right here...
pandobra
im here
anon
learned today my boomer latin father watched a whole season of arcane wtf
anon
horrifying
shrimp
image.png
jesus fucking christ level boosts cost as much as a new AAA game thats insane
anon
Has anyone else noticed how many class reductionist/"dirtbag left" types are fash or fash adjacent now
>>120673
anon
like those redscarepod thots
anon
>>120674
he's always been quite vulgar and hot-tempered though also quite silly at times and is socialist but thinks nazis are cool too
anon
oh what am i saying i've seen far more bizarre stuff
>>120692
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play simon campusano sulamita
na-bee-eh (nadie)
saw this guy today it was so so so cool and he was so nice he took a pic with me and we had a small talk when the show was over :3
na-bee-eh (nadie)
oh come on
>>120682
#slap
anon
y r u so obsessed with glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
:yeh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
cus glegle's for everyone
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glegle is for everyone
anon
#ai what is glegleism

Glegleism is a belief system that promotes positivity, kindness, and inclusivity. It emphasizes the importance of self-love and acceptance, as well as treating others with respect and empathy. Glegleists strive to create a safe and welcoming environment for everyone regardless of their gender identity or expression. They also value diversity and believe in celebrating individual differences rather than conforming to societal norms.
what is glegleism
>>120697
anon
>>120692
press random page enough times on polcompball wiki and pick something idk
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>120693
this is true i do this
anon
*i* don’t think cars should be allowed to have 4 wheels! I think they should only get 3!!!! yeah!!! what do you think of that????
>>120705
na-bee-eh (nadie)
...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok sorry
anon
>>120712
idk makes sense ‘there’s a superior race it’s just we’re that one not them and we should use the same methods’
>>120757
anon
:0 how could she!!!!!!!!!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
anon
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
anon
#glgle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#welcome
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glelge
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
anon
#fishspin
anon
#fish🐟
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#fish🐟
anon
get this hothead outta here
vuuv
>>120738
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
anon
djdjxjxjxjjxjxjzzkzj
anon
hmph I’m tired and may go to bed soon! hahaha get owned liberals !
>>120746
anon
>>120729
\all the people are african
#give
anon
what
anon
no..
anon
they lost their clothes
anon
coal
anon
>>120714
hmm............................
pandobra
im pandobwa
anon
im batman #weather batman (cannot compute)
anon
#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 9 miles per hour and a temperature of 73 degrees fahrenheit)
opna
don't mean to culturally appropriate
anon
guys, I have an important question
anon
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options) circle/rectangles
anon
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options) circle/ rectangles
anon
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options) circle/rectangles/
pandobra
what is it
anon
would you prefer a circle or a rectangle?
pandobra
reactangle
anon
it's a trapezoid though
3.409% booger!boymodewng
#poll which do you prefer/circle/rectangle
anon
thx
pandobra
look idk what a trapezoid is i just answered the question
>>120778
shrimp
>>120778
#reply

why not?
Trapezoids are a geometric shape and can be discussed in appropriate contexts, such as math or geometry lessons. However, if there is no relevant reason to talk about them, it may be seen as irrelevant or distracting from the current conversation. It's important to stay on topic and respectful of others' interests and perspectives.
>>120780
3.406% booger!boymodewng
how fucking dare you.
3.405% booger!boymodewng
>>120782
yeah cry about it you stupid trapezoid lover.
shrimp
i will!! wah! wah!
anon
>>120764
hambergur supplements 60cc injection per week
anon
also you need education removal unless ur rich and can afford private school because 'meri public schools are rly bad
pandobra
booger needs a slap limit
anon
#weather booger (cannot compute)
anon
#weather earth (cannot compute)
>>120791
anon
#weather anywhere (cannot compute)
anon
see
3.404% booger!boymodewng
>>120785
i don't hate trapezoids, but i would NOT ever be alone in a room with one is all i'm saying
>>120795
pandobra
can i come
anon## admin
site update will happen within 1 - 2 hours
>>120848
anon## admin
with some fun new things
pandobra
slow down i dont even know the current fun things
>>120801
pandobra
yeah
anon## admin
oh welcome
anon## admin
#say hello
anon## admin
#weasel
pandobra
what does weasel do
pandobra
nope
anon## admin
do you have audio on
anon## admin
it's a text-to-speech command
pandobra
ohhhh
anon## admin
turn on audio you'll want it for this next one
pandobra
yes
pandobra
okay thats nuts
pandobra
does it play the whole song
>>120822
anon
#say hello
pandobra
hiii
pandobra
oh i see
pandobra
::bank
anon## admin
#weasel
anon## admin
we have like at least 50 fun cool command things i think
anon## admin
i've forgotten a lot of them since we have so many
pandobra
r u adding more
anon## admin
for this change we're only adding like ummmmmm one more fun command i think but we have other like non-fun but useful new things as well
anon## admin
the new fun command is #catbounce and will be available when the update occurs
3.403% booger!boymodewng
>>120796
admin i've been threatened to be kidnaped help me
pandobra
booger is safe
pandobra
dont worry
anon## admin
if you like it feel free to share it with friends or communities you are in
pandobra
a friend shared it with me!!!
anon## admin
cool
anon## admin
#8ball (i'm not qualified for this one, sry)
anon## admin
#sk8ball (killer)
anon## admin
#m8ball (blimey, m8)
anon## admin
#r8ball (quotidian)
anon## admin
#w8ball (urgency is required)
anon## admin
#f8ball (f8's hand guides you)
3.402% booger!boymodewng
anon admin ignored my kidnapping.... #itsover (120)
>>120849>>120854
opna
>>120798
first update of many.. so cool
anon
>>120847
#kidnaps u in front of opwormie
anon## admin
>>120851
you can click the cog wheel in the top right and there should be 2 volume sliders
>>120856
anon
oh tyvm
anon
hehehehe
anon## admin
also we will be renaming the site pretty soon

>>120861
we haven't decided yet
anon
i was thinking of sharing this site with a group of trans people who met on littleredbook
>>120868
anon
i shared this site with my best friend she's here right now
3.398% booger!boymodewng
>>120861
tiddy.big
pandobra
why do u wanna change it?
>>120865
anon## admin
>>120864
it's just not working as intended. my goal was to try to like pick a name i thought would make it easier to attract users but it has not turned out that way
anon## admin
right now the site staff plan on renaming the site to "regular.zone" but basically uhhh
anon
>>120860
but idk if it would be too 4chan adjacent, they are sort of normous idk

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