she's a great actress

>>120222
#checked#checked

jtidvfkdievr

>>120259
same

>>120260
every day...

sometimes u just gotta sidufhsiu em

>>120262
sure

>>120267
Major third

*indistinct muffling*

traintism

France are you ok

>australia: i come from a land down under

wtf

>>120282
cool phone number

it's

rightimonmyphoneagainspacesblowitup

wrong jingle

>>120290
IN ZE INTEREST OF JOUR PERSONAL ZECURITY

this one

>>120300
achtung achtung, poors about

>>120299
.play [YouTube]

time to drink this eggnog

blessed quaffing to you pandobra

>>120300
hate when this happens

clean up my eggnog thats messed up!!!

you are so mean..

nicest french person

heheh

never met a french person

>>120318
blessed soul...

kidding the French are alright

just dont drink eggnog around them i guess....

.play bach French suites

timer

only 16 hours to go

you wont BELIEVE what happens in 16 hours

#timer 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999:999

how high does the timer go
timer

LOL

see you in a year

timer

whwhwowwaw

.play Aktuelle Kamera Intro 1979 HQ

[YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

#timer999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:99999999999999999999999999999999999:99999999999999999999999999999999

>>120326
i think it's no space between numbers and the timer word

#timer999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:9999999999999999999999999999999999:99999999999999999999999999999999999

timer

timer finished

overflowed lole

yeah lmao

timer

15 min

lol

1.8e jillion microsends

>>120348
can't wait. I mean I literally can't wait

timer

oh yes

INVALID DATE

endas at NaN

thats actually the heat death of the universe

>>120347
hheheheheehee

>>120352
when unix time overflows that's when the universe ends

.play [YouTube]

>>120354
the time t party to end all time t parties

#c unix time now (cannot compute)

wtfff

>>120356
the time > all time

or i guess it wouldn't even be greater than cause it'd just be nan

fucked up

#wiki time t party [Wikipedia]

[Wikipedia]
based

.play [YouTube]

rgrgrgr

when's the next time t party, i wanna celebrate

[Wikipedia]
hmm i guess it's 13 yrs away uhoh

omg it's y2k all over again

seems a lot harder to solve too cause if the system is 32bit then ur just hosed

true better start preparing a bombshelter in the backyard now

32bit planes will fall from the sky!!!!!!!!!!

>>120372
oh would it b easy to resolve in 32bit systems?

hmmmmmm true.... i guess i be thinkin of silly things.....

if glegle is so good how come there's no gleglegle

THE Y2KS GOING TO GET US

4 of mine and one of yours

>>120378
just wait til glegle finds a partner and has glildren

id ont even know how to spell grnadparent

.jump 01:12:31

>>120385
that's it you got it

.skip

im so smart

.play [YouTube]

>>120389
I'm not. I try to be as dumb as humanly possible so that civilisation will fall

>>120379
gonna slap so hard

>>120391
what if u became really smart and used that to make civilization fall

>>120391
highly regarded accelerationism

>>120393
seems like too much work. I am not just dumb but also extremely lazy

>>120394
the acoustic child's guide to civilisational collapse

im the laziest

im too lazy to respond to that

meow

#bark

#meow #bark

#meow

what does the hashtag do

#meow

its for commands

#make me a millon dolalr

>>120406
#make every character a big money bag emoji

mmmmm purple'd

>>120409
hello
#schizotextflop

bullshit

.skip

im pandobwa

>>120412
actually i am

and yet your name is anon..... curious!

biggest liar detected and caught

take em away to citizens jail

ten years in solitary for everyone

wait not me though

you're already in normal jail, no solitary

if I had to go to jail I'd want to spend my entire sentence in solitary

it's a complex system here

i love normal citiznes jail

pandobra stole my name im anon because she stole it i cant use it it was stolen

>>120420
honestly real it doesn't sound that different from normal shutin life

>>120424
yup. and it beats getting abused by other inmates anyway

>>120423
do you have the loicense for that name

>>120423
keep typing and imma steal your anon too

got it roit here mate

i love the voice over actors in this russia cops ep

I hate that you need a loicense for everything

u dont need a license to drive a car u can just do it

apparently u can just not get one and then ignore the letters

it's true you can just not get a licence and nobody checks

>>120435
>ignore the letters

i live in a "free" country wher eyou need a LICENSE to drive a "motor vehicle"

>>120440
license to drive? I don't even need a license to kill

>>120439
you are, weirdly enough

>>120444
yes, among other things

I think I have nerve damage in my left hand uwu

carpal tunnel?

unlikely. maybe. idk. it just keeps going numb out of the blue lately. I just ignore it lol

>>120449
I hope it kills me in any case uwu

>>120451
ok big pharma shill

we should do these wormwatch TV programmes more often

>>120456
everyone is, were just too lazy

>>120458
no it isnt

>>120459
I think I'd just blow myself up anyway. not the worst outcome

definitely worth getting a doc's opinion on something if it's causing badness in your usual life

>>120463
>>120464
sounds like something that might have been caused by being born in the first place

sometimes it can be worth living in ignorance, if u can't do anything about it
but that would require knowledge of the thing to judge.......................

>>120467
doc said i came down with a bad case of being alive itis. he said it's terminal

::notverynice

:evil

>>120469
I have that issue too. but I'm going to resolve that soon

>>120474
real

>>120455
yeah this was a very nice ep of russian cops hehe

erig sadie gymnobedie :DDD

heh

did you know that satie was a progenitor of ambient music.

I guess that would make sense

he called his music 'furniture music', because it was meant to blend into a room much like furniture does. anyways he's largely ignored by academia because his music is not very interesting harmony-wise

couch tunez

still quite a nice vibe, doesn't need to be complicated and whacky to be good

you seem to believe that music is about joy and pleasure and beauty. that's a common misconception, it's actually about suffering and being miserable

do you read Schopenhauer, nibble?

>>120485
I read a little bit of school, why

>>120486
#editai change school to schopy

you reminded me of him

>>120488
ah, that might because I am extremely pessimistic and generally miserable. no, that's got nothing to do with schopenhauer, that's just what life does to you after a while uwu

>>120490
lmao

>>120484
but the wiggly air is pleasurable!!! pain cannot be pleasurable!!! right.......

>>120492
I won't deny that there's something pleasurable about getting kicked in the balls. I mean yes it's painful, but since the balls are wired for pleasure, there's also a bit of pleasure in there. I am personally ambivalent about getting kicked in the balls

i dont want to be kicked in the balls

Das Leben ist kein Wunschkonzert

i dont know what that says

>>120495
google translating for a delayed lmao out loud

>>120496
that's okay

>>120495
#editai change Wunschkonzert to Wormwatch

LIFE IS NOT A WORMWATCH

IT'S TRUE

oop caps

>>120493
a kick is too much, u gotta feather than autonomic response

>>120503
light slaps to the ballsack are, in the most abstract sense, a form of masturbation.

reminds me of that zizek quote about fisting

>>120504
#skeet (link to skeet)

>>120489
you could be optimistic and miserable,. much more fulfilling

#ai what's that quote by slavoj zizek about fist fucking

"Fist-fucking can be a metaphor for the most radical form of psychoanalytic intervention: not just interpreting our dreams, but actually inserting ourselves into them and giving them new twists." - Slavoj ��ižek what's that quote by slavoj zizek about fist fucking

i love reading text and hearing slavoj ��izek's beautiful voice in my head

stupid ai, here's the real quote

"Is fist-fucking not the sexual invention of the twentieth century, a new model of eroticism and pleasure? It is no longer genitalized, but focused just on the penetration of the surface, with the role of the phallus being taken over by the hand, the autonomized partial object par excellence?"

>>120509
I started reading the sublime object of ideology as a teenager and I always had to snicker because I heard his sniffs in my head

>>120511
two partials just goin to town on eachother

.play zizek learns about pornhub

>>120512
lol his tics are great

I forgot that pornhub exists lol

"what is hentai" zizek

>>120517
everyone getting up in arms abt it getting banned but it's just mid shit

.play zizek border between western Europe and balkans

Balkon und Mitelevropa

.play zizek speaking German

waaa i need subtitles

. jump 30

.jump 30

.jump 30

.skip

WHATEVER

I hate foucault he was such a pretentious fouchebag

german zizek hater

>>120529
your hatred is like a prison

he has such kind eyes

>>120519
only good part of it is the cute/intimate stuff

>>120537
such variety of condiments!! he is living as a king!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

lmao

>>120538
#this absolute kino

>>120514
this is incredible

shtamina tjrainer

*wipes nose*

caramel coffee with a side of almonds

>>120550
#imgflip

i wonder what it thought the original image was and why it tried to flip it that way......

>>120548
#imgflip

.play komm süßer Tod bach

everything is originally by bach, as a rule of thumb

oh it's originally by bach

i was like "this isn't evangelion"

>>120555
it's bach all the way down

even before bach, still bach

"without bach, God would be a complete second-rate character" Ciaran or something

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

>>120558
es soll nur nicht dem Bach runter gehen..

they call me the degenerate in california

>>120564
who calls you that

ur asking too many questions

im just trying to meet more nonbinys theyre cool

any they them is a they fren

my pronouns are your/friend

conversations in the third person are very very confusing

>>120569
:D

>>120571
#edit more Ds

yes.....

>>120222
#skeet (link to skeet)

I love german poetry

.play [YouTube]

>>120574
poor kitty

>>120576
#skeet (link to skeet)

#weather indiana jones (cannot compute)

#weather transnistria (the weather in transnistria, moldova, currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 11 miles per hour and a temperature of 19 degrees fahrenheit)

waow i love {, } skies

#weather underwater (cannot compute)

#weather on venus (cannot compute)

#weather chomolugma (the weather near mount everest currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 55 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather mcdonalds (the weather in your location currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 32 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather bosnia & hertzegovinia (the weather in bosnia and herzegovina currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 2 miles per hour and a temperature of 27 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather USSR (cannot compute)

#weather leningrad (the weather in saint petersburg, russia, currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 4 miles per hour and a temperature of 23 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather gaul (cannot compute)

#weather Karl-Marx-Stadt (the weather in chemnitz, germany, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 7 miles per hour and a temperature of 32 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather in Stálinváros (cannot compute)

#weather constantinople (the weather in istanbul currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 17 miles per hour and a temperature of 37 degrees fahrenheit)

im gay

#weather Sztálinváros (the weather in dunaújváros, hungary, currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 9 miles per hour and a temperature of 34 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather czechoslovakia (cannot compute)

#weather yugoslavia (cannot compute)

#weather rhodesia (the weather in zimbabwe currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 7 miles per hour and a temperature of 75 degrees fahrenheit)

.play idubbbz im gay

#weather tokelau (the weather in the country of tokelau currently includes no precipitation with mostly clear skies, a wind speed of 15 miles per hour and a temperature of 91 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather sealand (cannot compute)

#weather sentinel island (cannot compute)

#weather silent hill (cannot compute)

#weather 2fort (cannot compute)

#weather Heaven (cannot compute)

#weather mariana trench (the weather near the mariana trench currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 17 miles per hour and a temperature of 83 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather james dean (cannot compute)

#weather battle city (the weather in battle, united kingdom, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 39 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather Gay (cannot compute)

>>120612
woah yugioh is real

#weather Yu-Gi-Oh! (cannot compute)

>>120614
#editai add "slavia" after "yugioh"

#weather yugiohslavia (cannot compute)

#weather pokemon (cannot compute)

#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 18 miles per hour and a temperature of 80 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather rapture (cannot compute)

#weather krakatoa (the weather near krakatoa currently includes no precipitation with partly cloudy skies, a wind speed of 6 miles per hour and a temperature of 79 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather gaza-city (cannot compute)

#weather gaza (the weather in the gaza strip currently includes no precipitation with partly cloudy skies, a wind speed of 3 miles per hour and a temperature of 52 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather gaza, usa (cannot compute)

#weather sparta (the weather in sparta township, new jersey, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of -2 degrees fahrenheit)

>>120619
#bleet (link to bleet)

command don't show up

#weather banana (cannot compute)

BANANA IS A REAL PLACE

ANTI KIRIBATIAN RACISM AI

#weather poland, kiribati (cannot compute)

>>120627
gotta screenshot

>>120627
#add s to commands

#weather kiritimati (the weather in kiritimati currently includes no precipitation with partly cloudy skies, a wind speed of 14 miles per hour and a temperature of 84 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather poland, kiritimati (cannot compute)

#weather tatra, matra, fatra (cannot compute)

#weather tatra matra fatra (cannot compute)

#weather tatra matra fatra montains (cannot compute)

#weather tatra (the weather in tatra, lesser poland voivodeship, poland, currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 1 mile per hour and a temperature of 21 degrees fahrenheit)

.play [YouTube]

Who are the members of the poller politburo standing committee?

>>120567
#hug u r too anonny

.play [YouTube]

>at relatives house today

>aunt can't tell whose the younger sibling anymore

>cousin thinks I'm starting to look like a white woman

fucking phone can I do a newline without making a whole ass new post

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

hey gamers

i forgot my normal pills this morning so i'm a bit dizzy

.play [YouTube]

.skip

.play [YouTube]