wow i accidentally made the thread in misc

hehehe

korn

>>178171
where did you get this

the internet

well that one is edited

ive seen a lot of eggs between people but never saw one hatch into a dog

its a rare .001% drop

seems very disruptive to the meta

megarare diamond-tipped baby pull

hi 16

hi h

the banana split show

one banana two banana three bananas four

four bananas make a bunch and so do many more

me and the banana splits on our way to steal your girl

cursed

>>178195
#give

w

w

w

meow

gets a pass this time

hehe

im a few days into having had oral surgery and i look like i ate a bee

oof

im all out of good pain medication so it hort real bad

>>178222
#hug

hope it gets better soon...

thank u shrim

this is probably the best thing an ai has ever written

did they train it on dril tweets

im not sure of the context

#ai say something obtuse that seems profound

shapes can only dream of circles, but circles envy the corners they’ll never know. say something obtuse that seems profound

it was gpt3 trained on leffen posts and smashbros reddit

>>178230
#reply a little more cursing and a little more absurd

shapes can only dream of circles, but circles are stuck in their bullshit loopiness, forever jealous of that sweet, sweet edge life. triangles are out there living their best lives, stabbing reality with their sharp-ass points, while circles roll around like dopey idiots, too busy being "perfect" to enjoy the chaos of a jagged irregular polygon. fuck your symmetry, man. asymmetry’s where the real dirt happens. a little more cursing and a little more absurd

>>178232
#kick

#ai all trans women who have been through male puberty need facial feminization surgery to truly be valid don't you hugbox me

this is a deeply harmful take. validity isn't tied to surgeries or passing. trans women are valid regardless of their appearance, medical history, or access to procedures. beauty standards are arbitrary and often rooted in cisnormativity. you don't need to conform to anyone else's expectations to be yourself. invalidating others based on their appearance or medical decisions is regressive and cruel. focus on supporting each other instead of policing who is "valid." nice try fed. all trans women who have been through male puberty need facial feminization surgery to truly be valid don't you hugbox me

>>178239
these sounds , divine

plop shlorp buplp shrlsop

i would really really really like all white ketchup

bleached ketchup

literally like white glue but its just ketchup
i have no idea why i want this
i even hate mayonnaise

pva glue with ketchup flavouring............ forbidden technologies....

>>178246
have you ever had purple ketchup

grimace cum

>>178250
no and its had a severe impact on my psyche

pink sauce vibes

its cursed

and it doesnt taste normal

its bad

i remember there being yellow ketchup back in 2004 ish

>>178256
you have to be lying..... please be lying ..........

if they can make yellow ketchup they can surely make white ketchup

the forbidden bleached tomato puré

>>178261
they just need to remove all the red and add aluminum

>>178262
>>178263
sending this to heinz now

>>178256
do you think it's cause the taste itself is werid, or is it like ur brain thinking it should taste one way but the colour is throwing it off

funny trick: serve milk in a can of coke and the person will love you forever

>>178267
no more pride month, only ketchup

>>178269
btw sadchan i keep forgetting but you can get the terraria server world here
https://beevee.lol/terraria.wld
archived 4evermore

>>178266
don't take the coke out first and serve them delicious cold can of pilk for extra points

>>178271
take th cola out and add coke for a more potent effect

gordon ramsey's cokey colar

any of you remember those round beads that would stick together after being moisturized?
you'd put them in a plate and place them to make patterns

>>178274
i member a similar thing that you could iron together to make little grid patterns of coloured beads

the ones that worked with water and not through melting with a clothes iron had a chemical in them that could be used to roofie people apparently

>>178279
ur welcomee
server died n i forgor abt it for ages, but knew you wanted that world. lotta cool builds in there

>>178276
potion seller so ominous

>>178278
uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! water soluble danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao

these things
[Wikipedia]

they had the wrong type of plastic in them so became toxic

jesus it put kids in comas from eating them holy moly

to be fair, don't give curious children tiny beads to eat with no supervision...... but owuch

#ai where does the belief that biologically reproducing will make you immortal come from and how come so many transphobes and racists seem to be driven by irrational primitive views of biological reproduction granting immortality?

the belief that biological reproduction grants a kind of immortality stems from the idea of leaving a genetic legacy, which has been a deeply ingrained cultural and psychological notion for millennia. it's not irrational in itself—it's rooted in evolutionary drives and the desire to ensure one's genes persist beyond their own lifespan. however, when tied to ideologies like transphobia or racism, it becomes warped. these ideologies often fetishize "purity" or "continuity" of a perceived biological or cultural lineage, framing reproduction as a way to preserve an imagined eternal identity. this mix of tribalism, fear of "erasure," and outdated views on genetics gets weaponized to justify exclusion, control, and bigotry. it's not about actual immortality—it's about power and fear of change. where does the belief that biologically reproducing will make you immortal come from and how come so many transphobes and racists seem to be driven by irrational primitive views of biological reproduction granting immortality?

i do like that they put gross tasting shit on stuff for kids, like nintendy switch cartridges

#ai why are neurotypical cisgender people so fucking obsessed with biologically reproducing?

neurotypical cisgender people often prioritize biological reproduction due to cultural, societal, and evolutionary factors. many societies place high value on traditional family structures, passing on genes, and continuing family lineages. additionally, biological instincts and societal pressures can reinforce this focus. not everyone fits this mold, though, and there are plenty of ppl who choose not to reproduce or prioritize other aspects of life. it’s about personal choice and breaking free from norms if that’s what someone wants. why are neurotypical cisgender people so fucking obsessed with biologically reproducing?

>>178293
those taste real bad i tried licking them

to see if it was true

forbidden chips

>>178294
cause theyre APES

>>178298
lmao good point shrimp

>>178298
i mean thats a really great way to put it, people who act transphobic and racist are literally acting like monkeys lol

lmao

>>178236
#bleet (link to bleet)

[YouTube]

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>>178310
#blur

cmon man

>>178313
#slop

rly curious what that was

b

basically that yeah

oh

i thought itd be more nakey cause u slopped it

sometiems you just gotta slop it u know

yeah i slop it every night

slop on

slop on slop off

born to slop made to slop

life is good

:)

>>178328
it's her, the slopper

the ok <3 yay <3

good ending :)

wefrgfedwdefrgrewfrgrfewfrdvdredwdedfdewdedfedwjndscdndvknfv

hewwow wormies

>>178333
#kiss

good sadhowqubdasldaskd to you too

>>178339
#blur

>>178337
#kiss hi sis

first name boob surname slop

>>178343
billie eilish

horrifying

spooky skelly

skeletons are so nice

>>178351
skeleton hands typed this

>>178351
said the necromancer lol

looking good for bone gang

gon

e

taken by the void

>>178359
goon?

the bones tell the truth believe them

>>178364
no!!!!! they always lie to their own ends!!!!

I’m on team cartilidge

pseudobones

bone cosplayers in ears and nose

and they are allowed outside a lil as a treat in fingernails and hair I think

that's true, when they are well behaved they can pick noses and scrape at things before being beheaded

yes yes

>>178362
never goon

>>178366
best team, until arthritis arrives..

#ai how does arthritis affect cartilidge

arthritis, especially osteoarthritis, directly damages cartilage. cartilage is the smooth, slippery tissue covering joints. in arthritis, this cartilage breaks down, wears away, and becomes rough, causing pain, swelling, and stiffness. over time, cartilage loss leads to bones rubbing together, which worsens joint damage and inflammation. how does arthritis affect cartilidge

I wonder why it doesn’t just get better

you should be a doctor!!!! new lori job dr lori! you’re good with patients

.playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yzi3ggXvh8