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wow i accidentally made the thread in misc
>>178170
shrimp
hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
.play my jumbo jet flies cheerfully
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korn
shrimp
the internet
shrimp
well that one is edited
h
ive seen a lot of eggs between people but never saw one hatch into a dog
shrimp
its a rare .001% drop
h
seems very disruptive to the meta
no.16
megarare diamond-tipped baby pull
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hi 16
no.16
hi h
no.16
the banana split show
shrimp
one banana two banana three bananas four
shrimp
four bananas make a bunch and so do many more
no.16
me and the banana splits on our way to steal your girl
shrimp
cursed
shrimp
w
shrimp
w
shrimp
w
shrimp
meow
shrimp
gets a pass this time
shrimp
hehe
h
im a few days into having had oral surgery and i look like i ate a bee
shrimp
oof
h
im all out of good pain medication so it hort real bad
>>178223
shrimp
hope it gets better soon...
h
thank u shrim
shrimp
this is probably the best thing an ai has ever written
h
did they train it on dril tweets
shrimp
im not sure of the context
h
#ai say something obtuse that seems profound

shapes can only dream of circles, but circles envy the corners they’ll never know.
say something obtuse that seems profound
>>178232
shrimp
it was gpt3 trained on leffen posts and smashbros reddit
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>>178230
#reply a little more cursing and a little more absurd

shapes can only dream of circles, but circles are stuck in their bullshit loopiness, forever jealous of that sweet, sweet edge life. triangles are out there living their best lives, stabbing reality with their sharp-ass points, while circles roll around like dopey idiots, too busy being "perfect" to enjoy the chaos of a jagged irregular polygon. fuck your symmetry, man. asymmetry’s where the real dirt happens.
a little more cursing and a little more absurd
>>178233
no.16
plop shlorp buplp shrlsop
h
i would really really really like all white ketchup
>>178250
no.16
bleached ketchup
h
literally like white glue but its just ketchup
i have no idea why i want this
i even hate mayonnaise
no.16
pva glue with ketchup flavouring............ forbidden technologies....
no.16
grimace cum
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>>178250
no and its had a severe impact on my psyche
nonnette
pink sauce vibes
shrimp
its cursed
shrimp
its bad
nonnette
i remember there being yellow ketchup back in 2004 ish
h
>>178256
you have to be lying..... please be lying ..........
no.16
if they can make yellow ketchup they can surely make white ketchup
>>178263
nonnette
the forbidden bleached tomato puré
>>178264
no.16
>>178256
do you think it's cause the taste itself is werid, or is it like ur brain thinking it should taste one way but the colour is throwing it off
nonnette
funny trick: serve milk in a can of coke and the person will love you forever
>>178271
no.16
>>178267
no more pride month, only ketchup
no.16
>>178266
don't take the coke out first and serve them delicious cold can of pilk for extra points
>>178272
nonnette
>>178271
take th cola out and add coke for a more potent effect
no.16
gordon ramsey's cokey colar
nonnette
any of you remember those round beads that would stick together after being moisturized?
you'd put them in a plate and place them to make patterns
>>178277
SadChan🍉🍉
>>178270
omg thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no.16
>>178274
i member a similar thing that you could iron together to make little grid patterns of coloured beads
nonnette
the ones that worked with water and not through melting with a clothes iron had a chemical in them that could be used to roofie people apparently
>>178283
SadChan🍉🍉
smog I like was sad that i would never see my house againnn T_T
>>178281
SadChan🍉🍉
ty
no.16
>>178279
ur welcomee
server died n i forgor abt it for ages, but knew you wanted that world. lotta cool builds in there
no.16
>>178278
uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! water soluble danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shrimp
lmao
nonnette
they had the wrong type of plastic in them so became toxic
no.16
jesus it put kids in comas from eating them holy moly
no.16
to be fair, don't give curious children tiny beads to eat with no supervision...... but owuch
no.16
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as always it was money that motivated swapping from tummyfriendly plastic to tummyangry plastic
no.16
i do like that they put gross tasting shit on stuff for kids, like nintendy switch cartridges
>>178295
shrimp
>>178293
those taste real bad i tried licking them
shrimp
to see if it was true
no.16
forbidden chips
shrimp
>>178294
cause theyre APES
nonnette
lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
>>178305
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no.16
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SadChan🍉🍉
women are so cool looking wow
no.16
cmon man
shrimp
rly curious what that was
no.16
b
no.16
basically that yeah
shrimp
oh
shrimp
i thought itd be more nakey cause u slopped it
no.16
sometiems you just gotta slop it u know
shrimp
yeah i slop it every night
anon
slop on
no.16
slop on slop off
anon
born to slop made to slop
no.16
life is good
anon
:)
no.16
good ending :)
💖!nIOh.loris
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💖!nIOh.loris
hewwow wormies
no.16
good sadhowqubdasldaskd to you too
no.16
first name boob surname slop
shrimp
horrifying
no.16
looking good for bone gang
shrimp
e
no.16
taken by the void
💖!nIOh.loris
the bones tell the truth believe them
>>178365
no.16
>>178364
no!!!!! they always lie to their own ends!!!!
no.16
pseudobones
no.16
bone cosplayers in ears and nose
anon
and they are allowed outside a lil as a treat in fingernails and hair I think
no.16
that's true, when they are well behaved they can pick noses and scrape at things before being beheaded
anon
yes yes
💖!nIOh.loris
>>178366
best team, until arthritis arrives..
anon
#ai how does arthritis affect cartilidge

arthritis, especially osteoarthritis, directly damages cartilage. cartilage is the smooth, slippery tissue covering joints. in arthritis, this cartilage breaks down, wears away, and becomes rough, causing pain, swelling, and stiffness. over time, cartilage loss leads to bones rubbing together, which worsens joint damage and inflammation.
how does arthritis affect cartilidge
anon
I wonder why it doesn’t just get better
anon
you should be a doctor!!!! new lori job dr lori! you’re good with patients
>>178380
💖!nIOh.loris
.playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yzi3ggXvh8
💖!nIOh.loris
>>178376
i think i'm best suited to be a nurse
no.16
people are being murdered on the dancefloor and you're all just dancing
>>178384
anon
you’d be a good nurse too I’d feel safe and happy with you taking care of me
anon
you can make good money too if you’re a travel nurse and fill in at hospitals in need to staff or a nurse practitioner
💖!nIOh.loris
>>178381
dw i'll turn them into skeletons and they'll dance forever mwhahahahaha

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