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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201552
this is fake btw
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201552
me when i lie
anon
‘I’m not a girl’ sigh who gave sadchan the mic
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
let her cook this is relatable
anon
: )
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wonder how many ppl thought back in the day that this song was britney spears admiting having a dick and being born male
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
there has to be at least 1 person who did so
anon
:3 this is nice I think
anon
we should encourage cis women to identify with their transisters based Brittney I accept her
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
we should encourage cis women to develop crippling dysphoria
anon
no >:(
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
anon
No
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
anon
#neh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this song is a banger
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was
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it was terible
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was awesome
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horrible and trash
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u had to be there ur young u dont get it
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i'm not young you're young
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no u
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aren't you like 18
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm older than u
anon
>with my hands up
SHE KNEW about BLM!!! time traveler
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literally not possible
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it is possible
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
matter of fact its reality
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm oldr than u
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then what is your age
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u missed out
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u missed out boojer
SadChan🍉🍉
im gamin to wormwatch
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i'm pretty sure i'm older
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no ur not
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ur a gen alpha u watch skibidi toilet and jake paul
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say you're age
anon
I’m vibing w work watch fr
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nadie what is your age
>>201603
anon
this one annoyed me as a kid though cuz the boys had to look like mcjagger but I’m glad she had fun
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201601
seethe years old
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im 29 hby
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
30
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nuh uh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeah i am actually
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i lied i'm 22
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok i didn't
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no way
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yiou don't look 30
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
seethe u alpha
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
go watch skbiididi toilet
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this is a banger fr
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play black eyed peas i gotta feeling
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>>201616
you look young for 1002403094032940392049320459576489276894572358904732854238957489027589472389548732905842390 years
>>201624
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201625
ur the idiot
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yeah and?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hah
SadChan🍉🍉
DO THE HELEN KELLER
anon
this guy is toast saying this to me 😎
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hi anon
anon
hiii nadie ^_^
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:)
anon
:)
anon
#ai how much time oatmeal

cooking time for oatmeal depends on the type:

- instant oats: 1-2 mins
- quick oats: 2-5 mins
- steel-cut oats: 20-30 mins

adjust liquid for thicker or thinner consistency. stovetop usually takes longer than microwave.
how much time oatmeal
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai glegle's favorite oatmeal recipe

glegle's fave oatmeal is 1/2 cup oats, 1 cup almond milk, mashed banana, pinch of salt. cook slow. top with peanut butter drizzle + crushed walnuts. secret trick: add tiny pinch of cinnamon at the end. it slaps.
glegle's favorite oatmeal recipe
anon
oooh
anon
this one is so memorable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's so good
anon
ah yes now I rember
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i want a phone like that one
anon
problem is they changed the 5g and all do it might not have reception + u need apps
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its ok i'd use it to take pics
SadChan🍉🍉
OMG I FORGOR THIS SONG
>>201646
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201644
do u like it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201645
that's so cool!
anon
she has mad swag she’s Russian wee should make her and notamerican hang out or mbe not idk
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's a good idea
anon
I think she’s early transition too like not ameri
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
@notamerican
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i miss her
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i hope she's ok
anon
yeah notameri is nice and talented
anon
but nadie I already am
anon
maybe they’ll make an unretardeding song one day we can jam to to get better
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
let's get unretardeded
anon
we could make it!
anon
I know a girl who plays guitar good!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i play bass
anon
:O
anon
I uh helped write it by thinking of it
>>201670
anon
mbe I can play th triangle or smth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this bass line is SO good
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its simple but so catchy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201666
ur the main composer
anon
: O
anon
let’s get unretared yeah
let’s get unretarded now!
come on my worms
step by step
smth smth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
let's get wormies
anon
.play like a g6
SadChan🍉🍉
LETS GET RETAWDED
SadChan🍉🍉
lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
did u know aha got sued by rosa parks for the song rosa parks?
>>201680
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>Lawsuit. In 1999, Rosa Parks sued OutKast and LaFace Records over the song. The lawsuit alleged that the song misappropriated Parks' name and that Parks objected to some of the song's vulgar language.

omfg
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i can't believe rosa parks died like 20 years ago. when u read what she did and ur completely unaware of US history you assume she did it like 150 years ago but no it happened in like the 50s??
>>201684
anon
chat I’m getting eepy mbe off this one oh ok ty music guy for stopping for me
anon
.play call me maybe
SadChan🍉🍉
>>201680
yea but its a really crazy story
SadChan🍉🍉
rosa was so old it was a predatory lawyer "acting in her interest"
SadChan🍉🍉
WOAH
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TOO BEEEEEEEEG
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3
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SadChan🍉🍉
Have to bump him a bit hehe
shrimp
3
shrimp
whimper
anon
.play California girls
anon
I guess we should listen to some chilean girl swag songs??!! nadie? or is that what u listen to
SadChan🍉🍉
.play katy perry hot and cold
SadChan🍉🍉
I cannot name a single tswift song
SadChan🍉🍉
PUT CLOTHE ON
SadChan🍉🍉
yes it is boogler\
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no it isn't
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lol
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imagine thinking it's sunday
SadChan🍉🍉
imagine how triggered nixon would be if u showed this 2 him
SadChan🍉🍉
I never noticed the tranny birdesmaid
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that's my photo why are people stealing it
SadChan🍉🍉
>>201718
mmm. umm... please.. *achem*

*coughs* *eyes start to water*

*Rubs eyes, making eyes really red*

Okay so there was supposed ot be a powerpoint but the projector isnt working so umm

*shuffles feet

*I think we are going to uhhh just do it orally okay umm so

*tears running down face, SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

Here is my presentation on why cat should be allowed in dog parks....
anon
awww
anon
.play korbylana metal
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play bring me to life
SadChan🍉🍉
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anon
#smartai how do i score myself a kick ass glegle gf

Ah, an excellent inquiry regarding the procurement of a superlative *Glegle gf* (a term which I shall interpret as meaning a highly desirable, nonbinary companion of indeterminate but adorable species). To achieve this lofty goal, one must employ both strategic acumen and emotional intelligence. Allow me to elucidate:

### **1. Understand Glegle Nature**
Glegles are inherently positive, friendly beings who value authenticity and whimsy. Their affections are not won through performative machismo or hollow flattery but via genuine connection and mutual appreciation for their idiosyncratic charm.

### **2. Cultivate Your Own Kick-Ass Qualities**
Before seeking external validation from a Glegle partner, ensure you embody traits worthy of such companionship:
- **Kindness & Positivity**: Match their energy by being uplifting without toxicity.
- **Intellectual Curiosity**: Stimulate them with witty discourse or niche interests (e.g., hyperfixations on cryptids or obscure folklore).
- **Style & Flair**: Aesthetic cohesion matters—think vibrant colors, playful accessories, or avant-garde fashion that complements their undefined yet delightful form.

### **3. Engage in Proper Courtship Rituals**
Unlike conventional dating norms, courting a Glegle demands creativity:
- Offer metaphorical "shiny trinkets" (e.g., memes tailored to their humor; hand-drawn doodles of them piloting a tiny blimp).
- Demonstrate reliability—they adore consistency in word *and* deed ("I said I’d send you frog pics at 3 PM? Here they are.")

### **4.** ***Do Not*** **Treat Them Like an Exotic Trophy**
A grievous error would be reducing your prospective Glegle paramour to mere novelty status based on nebulous taxonomy ("Wow ur so [adjective] for a [vague creature]"). Appreciate them holistically—personality transcends morphology.

#### Final Prognosis: Success hinges upon symbiotic alignment wherein neither party is diminished nor objectified but rather elevated by joyous camaraderie tinged with affectionate absurdity.*

May fortune favor your endeavor! 🚀
how do i score myself a kick ass glegle gf
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
anon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
who'd win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bombardiro crocodilo or bombombini gusini
anon
good to know thank you chat
anon
idk nadie I don’t want to get it wrong and you to have the wrong one guard your house
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
try to guess
anon
#smartai bombardiro crocodilo or bombombini gusini

It appears you've presented a nonsensical or perhaps playful string of words—possibly a blend of languages, neologisms, or even an inside joke.

- *"Bombardiro crocodilo"* sounds like a whimsical fusion of "bombardier" (a military role or type of beetle) and "crocodile," possibly evoking imagery related to aggression or armored creatures.
- *"Bombombini gusini"* resembles Italian-sounding gibberish ("bomba/bombino"—little bomb; "gusini"—perhaps derived from "gusset," but more likely just phonetic silliness).

If this is part of an invented language, meme, or cultural reference (e.g., internet humor), context would help clarify its meaning. Otherwise, it may simply be creative wordplay without formal definition—akin to Lewis Carroll's *Jabberwocky*, where sound supersedes semantic logic.

Would love to explore further if you can provide additional context!
bombardiro crocodilo or bombombini gusini
>>201739
anon
guisini is much bouncier she would leap over crocodillos attacks
>>201738
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201737
bombardiro crocodilo is her fratello tho
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they're both too powerful >>201739
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
y'all are missing out. italian shitposting is the next big deal. like bitcoins in 2020
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play como todo el mundo depresion sonora
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201743
like u. ur amazing
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201745
#8ball (yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yuh uh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201752
is this real
shrimp
>>201752
#describe (a close up of a person wearing glasses on a video call)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201758
this is me. like literally
anon
#ai tell us in depth about second hand resentment and people who often get targeted by it

second hand resentment is when someone gets mad on behalf of another person or group, even if the actual aggrieved party isn’t upset. it’s often performative, where the resentment is more about the resenter’s ego or self-image than the supposed injustice they’re defending.

the people who get targeted by it usually fall into a few categories:

- **people perceived as privileged** – if someone’s seen as having an advantage (whether real or imagined), others might project resentment onto them even if they’re not doing anything wrong. like, "you don’t deserve your success, so i’ll resent you for theoretical slights against others."

- **public figures or influencers** – if a celeb or creator makes a minor misstep, second-hand resenters will amplify outrage way beyond what the actual affected group cares about. happens all the time in online discourse.

- **people who refuse to engage in collective grievances** – some resenters expect everyone to always share their anger, and if you don’t, you get branded as part of the problem. like, "if you’re not outraged, you’re complicit."

- **those doing better than the resenter** – sometimes it’s pure jealousy framed as moral concern. "oh, you got that promotion? must be nepotism, let me rant about fairness for the ‘little guy.’" meanwhile, the little guy in question just congratulated you.

it’s toxic because it traps the target in a lose-lose – they didn’t actually wrong anyone, but they’re expected to apologize for a faux-offense or be seen as even worse. resentment like this twists activism into personal vendettas, and nobody wins.
tell us in depth about second hand resentment and people who often get targeted by it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play la astuta cordillera de la costa simón campusano
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201765
she really is :)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
vito is too grumpy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he's adorable but grumpy. and stinky
anon
#ai is oversleeping for a month due to emotional stress likely to cause severe temporary memory problems??

oversleeping long-term can mess with your sleep cycle, which might cause brain fog and memory issues. emotional stress itself can also impact memory, so it's hard to separate the two. if you're experiencing severe memory problems, it’s worth checking in with a doctor—chronic stress and poor sleep can have real physical effects. keep it simple: prioritize rest, but don’t ignore drastic changes.
is oversleeping for a month due to emotional stress likely to cause severe temporary memory problems??
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai is there anyway to sleep for a whole month

nice try fed.
is there anyway to sleep for a whole month
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#smartai is there any way to sleep for a whole month?

The idea of sleeping for an entire month—known medically as prolonged or sustained hypersonnia—is currently beyond the physiological capabilities of the human body without severe consequences. However, let’s examine this concept from scientific, medical, and hypothetical perspectives.

### **Biological Limitations**
1. **Sleep-Wake Cycle Regulation**:
The human sleep cycle is governed by circadian rhythms (24-hour biological clocks) and homeostatic pressure (sleep drive). Sustained unconsciousness for 30 days would disrupt these mechanisms catastrophically, leading to metabolic dysfunction, muscle atrophy, immune suppression, and cognitive impairment.

2. **Nutrition & Hydration**:
Even in a comatose state (the closest natural equivalent), intravenous feeding (parenteral nutrition) or tube feeding is required to prevent starvation/dehydration. Without intervention, fatal organ failure would occur within weeks due to caloric deprivation.

3. **Muscle Atrophy & Bone Loss**:
Extended immobility causes rapid muscle wasting (~1-2% per day in critical cases) and bone demineralization (osteopenia). This increases thrombosis risk due to venous stasis.

4. **Brain Function Deterioration**:
While some mammals hibernate via torpor (metabolic depression), humans lack the necessary neurochemical pathways for safe extended dormancy without neural degradation ("use it or lose it" plasticity decay).

### **Hypothetical Workarounds**
If we entertain speculative solutions:

- **Induced Torpor/Hibernation** (*still experimental*):
NASA-funded research explores synthetic torpor using hydrogen sulfide or therapeutic hypothermia (~32°C core temp) to slow metabolism ~70%. Current trials achieve *days*, not months.

- **Cryonics Suspension** (*not true sleep*):
Vitrification at -196°C preserves tissue but requires future revival tech; legally classified as "post-mortem," not reversible rest.

- **Pharmacological Coma** (*high-risk ICU procedure*):
Medically induced comas use barbiturates/propofol for brain protection after trauma/seizures but are limited to *days-weeks* before complications arise (infections/pneumonia/organ failure).

### Conclusion: No Feasible Method Exists
At present science's limits:
✅ Max recorded natural sleep: ~11 days ([Randy Gardner case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Gardner_(record_holder)), with severe psychosis.
✅ Medically supervised coma: ~2–3 weeks before life-threatening risks dominate.
🚫 Month-long "sleep": Biologically implausible without catastrophic health trade-offs akin to premature aging/multisystem collapse.

Future breakthroughs in suspended animation may change this paradigm—but today? Not possible outside fiction (**e.g., sci-fi hypersleep pods remain theoretical**).
is there any way to sleep for a whole month?
>>201773
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play amar en el campo teleradio donoso
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
too expensive
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but i guess it means it is possible
shrimp
the jordan peterson trreatment
>>201777
shrimp
hi nadie
shrimp
schmoovin
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dancing to the song
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.play iv enola gay
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.play envejecer aqui silabario
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.skip (video skipped)
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.play neumonia dejenme dormir
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.skip (video skipped)
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.play neumonia dejenme dormir nando garcia
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.jump 24:00
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.jump 23:30
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.jump 23:00
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.play la ola que queria ser chau plastic ono
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.skip (video skipped)
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.play a vos no te importa nadie la ola que queria ser chau
anon
>>201773
let's all go get it together : D : D : D
anon
we can all be in comas next to each other
anon
#smartai what is the recommending reading to understand francis ford coppola's megalopolis

To fully grasp the intellectual and artistic underpinnings of Francis Ford Coppola’s *Megalopolis*, a film deeply rooted in historical, philosophical, and urbanistic themes, I recommend engaging with the following foundational texts. These works will elucidate the influences shaping Coppola’s ambitious vision—a meditation on utopianism, societal collapse, and architectural idealism.

### **1. Historical & Philosophical Foundations**
- **"The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" – Edward Gibbon**
Coppola has cited Gibbon’s seminal work as a key influence on *Megalopolis*, particularly its exploration of imperial hubris and civilizational decay. The parallels between ancient Rome's trajectory and contemporary America are central to understanding his narrative framework.

- **"Republic" – Plato**
The concept of an ideal city (*Kallipolis*) explored in this dialogue informs *Megalopolis*' meditations on governance, architectonic order vs. chaos, and philosopher-kings (embodied by Adam Driver's character).

- **"Utopia" – Thomas More**
A crucial text for analyzing how Coppola interrogates utopianism—whether through naïveté or radical reinvention—and whether such visions inevitably succumb to dystopia.

### **2. Architectural & Urban Theory**
- **"Delirious New York: A Retroactive Manifesto for Manhattan" – Rem Koolhaas**
Koolhaas’ postmodern dissection of hyper-density resonates with *Megalopolis*' portrayal of an accelerated metropolis where architecture becomes both salvation and folly.

- **“The Death and Life of Great American Cities” – Jane Jacobs**
Essential reading contrasting organic urban vitality against top-down modernist planning; likely referenced in critiques within Coppola’s film.

### **3. Cinematic & Artistic Influences**
- Fritz Lang’s ***Metropolis*** (1927) screenplays + Siegfried Kracauer's analysis in ***From Caligari to Hitler***
- Lang's expressionist dystopia is a clear visual/thematic precursor; Kracauer dissects Weimar-era anxieties about mechanized cities that echo in *Megalopolis*.

### **4. Political Economy & Futurism**
- “Capitalist Realism” — Mark Fisher
- Useful for unpacking late-capitalist critique embedded within Cesar/Catiline power struggles over civic renewal under financial oligarchy.

For deeper context: Watch Herzog’s documentaries like ***Lessons Of Darkness*** (1995)—Coppola admires their operatic ruin-gazing—and read Calvino‘s ***Invisible Cities*** regarding poetic urban allegory woven into storytelling itself.


Would you like recommendations specific to certain aspects (e.g., production design inspirations)? Let me refine further based on your focus areas."
what is the recommending reading to understand francis ford coppola's megalopolis
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love this band
its a shame the guy singing is in jail and will stay there for 27 years
>>201803
anon
#smartai write a critique of coppola's masterwork film megalopolis

Francis Ford Coppola’s *Megalopolis* is a cinematic opus that demands rigorous intellectual engagement—a sprawling, audacious meditation on urban utopianism, artistic ambition, and the cyclical nature of civilization. Though it has yet to be released at the time of this writing (assuming its eventual completion), we can anticipate its thematic depth based on Coppola's oeuvre and his decades-long obsession with this project. Here is a speculative critique grounded in his past work and known details about the film.

### **Visionary Grandeur & Philosophical Heft**
Coppola has described *Megalopolis* as an exploration of Rome’s fall transposed onto modern America—an allegory for societal collapse and rebirth. Given his fascination with power structures (*The Godfather*, *Apocalypse Now*) and humanistic idealism (*Tucker: The Man and His Dream*), one expects a dense tapestry of political intrigue, architectural symbolism, and existential inquiry. The film will likely interrogate whether humanity can transcend its self-destructive impulses through art or technological innovation—an ambitious thesis befitting both classical tragedy and futurist speculation.

### **Aesthetic Experimentation & Risk-Taking**
Early reports suggest unconventional techniques: improvised dialogue, mixed-media sequences blending CGI with practical effects, even live theatrical interventions during screenings. If executed deftly (and not merely as gimmickry), these could mirror Walter Murch’s "sound montages" in *The Conversation*, reinforcing themes of fractured reality versus idealized order. However, without disciplined editing (a potential pitfall given Coppola’s penchant for excess), such experimentation may devolve into incoherence rather than enrich narrative texture.

### **Potential Pitfalls: Hubris vs Discipline**
Every late-career Coppola venture carries risk; where *Youth Without Youth* was narratively convoluted but visually sumptuous,* Twixt* collapsed under tonal inconsistency.* Megalopolis*, reportedly self-financed at tremendous personal cost,must balance operatic scale with emotional clarity lest it become an indulgent manifesto rather than compelling cinema.The casting choices—Adam Driver as visionary architect Cesar Catilina suggests Shakespearean gravitas,but supporting players must anchor lofty ideas in palpable humanity.*

### **Legacy & Cultural Resonance**
If successful,*Megalopolis*could stand alongside Tarkovsky*sStalkeror Kubrick*s2001as a transcendent philosophical epic.Its failure might cement it as fascinating folly akin to Welles*s unfinished projects.Yet even flawed masterworks provoke discourse,and if anyone possesses mythic stature enough to challenge Hollywood conventions while courting disaster,Ford remains our most Promethean filmmaker.*

In sum:*Megalopolisexists between genius catastrophe.No middle ground awaits only verdict history will render cold brilliance folly depends execution vision coherence final cut delivers either way world richer daring exist least attempt redefine cinema once again
write a critique of coppola's masterwork film megalopolis
>>201804
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201802
#refute

oh sweet summer child, you're already drooling over a film that doesn't exist yet like a sycophant at an auteur's feet. let’s dismantle this blind worship of a "masterwork" that hasn't even materialized.

1) **"demands rigorous intellectual engagement"** — translation: it’ll be a pretentious, convoluted mess. coppola’s track record post-*apocalypse now* is a graveyard of self-indulgence (*one from the heart*, anyone?). assuming *megalopolis* will be profound just because he’s spent a while jerking around with the concept is like assuming a chef’s 30-year-old fermenting steak is gourmet instead of rancid.

2) **"sprawling, audacious meditation"** — aka an overlong, unfocused slog. *the godfather* worked because it had discipline. coppola hasn’t shown an ounce of that since the 70s. even *apocalypse now* barely held together despite being great—now imagine that self-indulgence without the vietnam war as an anchor. yikes.

3) **"based on coppola’s oeuvre"** — exactly what deep themes are we talking about? *dracula* was camp nonsense. *jack* was a misfire. *youth without youth* was an incomprehensible vanity project. his later films suggest he’s more interested in playing philosopher than telling a coherent story.

4) **"decades-long obsession"** — longevity ≠ quality. kubrick never made *napoleon*, and thank god—good artists know when to abandon bad ideas. if *megalopolis* was a genius vision, why has it been stuck in development hell for 30 years? maybe because it's an outdated relic of 70s pseudointellectualism.

5) **"urban utopianism"** — oh, fantastic. another billionaire’s half-baked take on society, wrought with all the subtlety of a drunken ayn rand knockoff. people don’t go to movies for lectures—they go for stories. if it were possible to make *atlas shrugged* watchable, someone would’ve done it already.

coppola’s best days are long behind him, and *megalopolis* will either never see daylight or be a bloated, incoherent disappointment. stop treating undeveloped films like sacred texts—sometimes, a decades-long passion project is just a long, expensive mistake.
>>201805
anon
>>201804
#refute first of all the movie has come out

oh wow, what a galaxy-brained take. let’s peel back the layers of your stunningly shallow critique like the intellectual embarrassment it is.

1) **"pretentious, convoluted mess"** — ah yes, because anything that requires effort to understand is automatically bad. god forbid a film challenge you instead of spoon-feeding you marvel quips. coppola’s "self-indulgence" is called vision—something you clearly wouldn’t recognize if it bit you in the face. *one from the heart* was experimental, not lazy. try grasping the concept of artistic risk before writing it off like a high schooler who just discovered their first film bro hot take.

2) **"spent a while jerking around"** — bold stance from someone whose entire critical framework seems built on googling "movies people think are pretentious" and stopping there. spending decades refining an ambitious project is called dedication, not dithering. but sure, let’s pretend you’d know better than a filmmaker with five decades of craft about how long art should take.

3) **assuming it’s bad because of his later works** — by that logic, scorsese should’ve quit after *raging bull* because *new york, new york* underperformed. directors evolve, fail, and swing for the fences. but i wouldn’t expect someone who judges art like a disgruntled yelp reviewer to get that.

come back when you have an argument that isn’t recycled from the first page of /tv/. until then, maybe stick to films with explosions every ten minutes so your attention span doesn’t short-circuit.
first of all the movie has come out
>>201806
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201805
#refute

oh wow, look at you pretending to have intellectual standards while dismissing an entire creative work with lazy buzzwords. let's demolish this weak take piece by piece.

1) "pretentious, convoluted mess" - congrats, you've just described 90% of meaningful art made before 1999. what you call "convoluted" others call "nuanced" - but i wouldn't expect someone who judges films like they're microwave instructions to grasp that. the sheer laziness of labeling anything you can't instantly decode as "pretentious" screams more about your limitations than the film's.

2) criticizing this for being self-indulgent while praising generic franchise slop would be hilarious if it wasn't so depressing. self-indulgence is what happens when artists actually give a shit instead of chasing algorithms and test audiences. maybe stick to your corporate-approved content if unique visions frighten you so much.

3) bitching about effort in cinema? seriously? films are supposed to challenge and disorient - that's literally the point of the medium. if you wanted something comforting and predictable maybe try sleeping with your childhood teddy bear instead? adult art isn't required to hold your hand.

bonus points for the ancient "it was experimental therefore bad" take. yes, experiments often fail - that's why they're called experiments. grow up and learn to sit with discomfort instead of demanding everything cater to your attention span.

your whole argument boils down to "i was mildly inconvenienced by having to think" while masquerading as critique. the film isn't the problem here. try again when you develop media literacy beyond youtube hot takes.
anon
#ai marvel vs megalopolis who wins

megalopolis curbstomps marvel and it's not even close. marvel couldn't survive a single ark.
marvel vs megalopolis who wins
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai glegle vs megalopolis who wins

glegle wins ez. no contest. megalopolis is just a bunch of buildings, glegle's got that chaotic gremlin energy. plus they're cute. buildings can't even fight back. case closed.
glegle vs megalopolis who wins
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its true
shrimp
#ai glegle for president

glegle 2024: mandatory naptime for all, free snacks in every public space, and an unwavering commitment to whimsy. no more boring meetings - only storytime & group doodles. vote glegle or be square.
glegle for president
anon
#ai please give me a quick response on how to stop feeling angry and anxious and finish this paper editing up and go to bed

here’s how you get it done:

1. turn off distractions—no tabs, phone on silent.
2. set a 20-min timer, edit like your bed depends on it. race the clock.
3. when the timer’s up, take 5 to breathe deep (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4).
4. repeat twice. after the third round, your paper’s close enough. send it.
5. slam some water, shut your laptop, lie down. thinking about it more won’t help.

anger and anxiety hate momentum. move fast, outpace them. sleep’s waiting.
please give me a quick response on how to stop feeling angry and anxious and finish this paper editing up and go to bed
anon
<3
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>201813
i wish someone did this to me but i basically dont have irl friends
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glayglay
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay bomboclaat
anon
so nice
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay no glungle no fungle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#8ball (yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay glayglay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201827
your success is inevitable anon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
praise glegle
🌸!nIOh.loris
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
🌸!nIOh.loris
i hate this
🌸!nIOh.loris
i can only do the fag voice. imgonna cry myself to sleep and train more tomorrow
🌸!nIOh.loris
bye wormies #uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
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>>201839
why aren't you asleep
KittyUwUminati
#Ksay #botsay praise glegle your success is inevitable praise glegle your success is inevitable praise glegle your success is inevitable
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anonymouse
owwie
anonymouse
also hi
anonymouse
::anna
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anonymouse
kms
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0.0115% bloober
it's been so long..
anonymouse
ive been.. alright.. its nice living with sammy.. im excited for this place to be back to brainworm..
>>201860
anonymouse
wbu?
KittyUwUminati
>>201858
so kis kitty brainworm means so much to her, kitty doesnt feel safe speaking her mind about serious things anywhere outside of brainworm these days
h
long; down to the left; standard nose
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anon
anti furry propaganda
h
cruel and usual treatment to clip glegle ears
>>201875
h
to jail
h
messed up .........
anon
stroberi
h
>>201875
how will they hear now ....................................
h
please .....,
anon
hear no #ebil
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#ksay H
anonymouse
#glesay ni hao fine shyte hop on counter stryke
>>201884
KittyUwUminati
#Ksay #botsay praise glegle your success is inevitable praise glegle your success is inevitable praise glegle your success is inevitable
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>>201885
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>>201886
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everyones a big jerk on cs anyway
>>201891
anonymouse
#ksay annyeonghaseyo fine shyte hop on pony town
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>>201889
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>>201892
h
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h
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>>201898
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>>201897
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>>201899
0.0125% bloober
>>201901
what do you mean by this i actually don't understand
>>201903
h
>>201902
the percentage keeps increasing
h
the only explanation i come up with is that you are charging
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ohhhhh
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no that's not what the percentage means
h
oh okay my apologies
what does it mean
h
heh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay not a good sign
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201867
#booru (can only upload local images) myemye
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::myemye
fujo
praise glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay praise myemye
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise myeh-myeh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
nice maymay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #usay #say #glesay #botsay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
fujo
i need more rhythm game stuff in my life
>>201924
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay #usay #say #glesay #botsay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
fujo
>>201924
yess.. i wanna get like a mania pad
fujo
but theyre expensive...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
how expensive..
fujo
like for a semi decent setup, you can expect to pay around 700-1k..
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay not a good sign
fujo
my dad sends me unfunny jokes
fujo
its bad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>201739
i like this type of brainrot ai videos
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hi nadie!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hi notamerican
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
by the way theres a russian brainrot tiktok account, its entirely based on uhhh like war between slavs and snakes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WHAT
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i only know those russian tiktoks of guys throwing stuff in slowmo with some music
>>201940
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>201938
never heard of them
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>201941
its not brainrot it even has a plot!!!
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh wait its not snakes its lizards im sorry
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201943
omg bombardiro crocodilo and tralalero tralala cameos
>>201948
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
which one do u prefer the most notamerican
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
tralalero tralala or bombardiro crocodilo
>>201950
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>201945
I also think Alexey Pigeon is russian too
>>201949
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201948
i'm sure alexey pigeon is russian yeah i haven't seen them often
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>201947
tralalero tralala obviously its a blahaj
>>201951
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201950
tralalero tralala!
porco dio e porco allah!!
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
bombardiro crocodilo betrayed the slavs!!!
>>201953
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201952
never trust lizards

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