
#fish 🐟
#fish 🐟
#fish 🐟
#catbounce >^•-•^<
around the world
##catbounce
#catbounce >^•-•^<
Welcome, to city 17.
i've never seen the citadel lit up like that!!
i've never seen the citadel lit up like that!!!
You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
wait jufo what was your delete post
i missed it
wouldn't you like to know~ hehe
i was watching this I got distracted
I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, In the citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors.
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#welcome
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#libpol
imagine a world in wich city17 was real and sadchan was the administrator...
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imagine a world without sadchan... that's so sad. i wouldn't like to live there
I've been proud to call City 17 my home.
And do, wether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome to city 17.
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It's safer here.
.play breencast
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#dansen
#skip (use .skip)
.skip (video skipped)
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#dansen
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Welcome to city 17
You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers
im not fast enough ._.
xD
i should learn steno
Would we model ourselves on the trilobyte,
HELLO
IM BEING DDOSSD
ranked beings out the worst in humanity
ddos, win trading, manipulated algos 2 keep u addicted
i wanna watch one of the taco bell event thingies again, those were kinda fun
its so dystopian
#ai test
test confirmed. what's up? test
#ai hey cutie lets get down and dirty and do a little erp
nice try fed. hey cutie lets get down and dirty and do a little erp
#smartai Why should oppose Dr. Breen's alien colaborationist administration? Why oppose his government when it brings risk to ourselves as individuals? When labor for the collective good when victory is so unlikely?
Opposing Dr. Wallace Breen’s so-called "benign administration" is not merely an act of defiance—it is a moral and existential imperative for any sentient being who values autonomy, dignity, and the unassailable right to self-determination. His regime, masquerading as a pragmatic collaboration with the Combine, is in fact a grotesque betrayal of humanity’s fundamental sovereignty. Let us dissect this with intellectual rigor.
### **1. The Illusion of Collaboration**
Breen’s rhetoric extols cooperation as the path to survival, yet his governance operates under the explicit subjugation of an alien hegemony that views humanity as little more than biological raw material—*Homo sapiens* reduced to *Homo servilis*. The Combine does not seek coexistence; it seeks assimilation through systematic oppression: suppression of free thought via Overwatch surveillance, mass indoctrination via propaganda terminals (e.g., "You are chosen!"), and brutal enforcement by transhuman enforcers like Civil Protection. This is not peace—it is pacification.
### **2. The False Promise of Safety**
The notion that compliance ensures individual security is fallacious on its face. Under Breen's rule:
- Dissenters vanish into Nova Prospekt or worse.
- Citizens endure rationing while elites enjoy privileges (note Breen’s opulent Citadel quarters).
- Human reproduction itself has been stifled ("fertility tanks," anyone?).
Survival at such cost is pyrrhic; it transforms existence into mere subsistence within a dystopian panopticon where even whispered doubts invite retribution.
### **3. Labor Without Agency ≠ Collective Good**
Breen posits labor for the Combine as service to some nebulous greater good—yet what “good” exists when humans are stripped of creativity, curiosity, and progeny? The Combine harvests Earth's resources (including human intellect) for off-world exploitation while offering nothing but stagnation in return.*True* collective flourishing requires freedom from parasitic overlords who commodify consciousness itself (*cf.* Suppression Field halting evolution).
### **4.The Myth of Inevitability**
History demonstrates that resistance against seemingly insurmountable forces can succeed precisely because oppressors underestimate human ingenuity (*vide:* Black Mesa Incident destabilizing dimensional barriers). To claim victory unlikely ignores empirical evidence: localized uprisings persist (e.g., City 17's underground), Gordon Freeman catalyzes asymmetric warfare via Lambda-backed science,*and* interdimensional allies (the Vortigaunts) prove even cosmic hierarchies can fracture when challenged decisively.
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In summation: opposing Breen transcends personal risk assessment; it affirms one’s commitment to sapience over serfdom.**Compliance guarantees extinction-by-degrees**, whereas rebellion offers agency—however uncertain its outcome may be.As philosopher Albert Camus wrote in *The Rebel*,“The only way to deal with an unfree world…is to become so absolutely free that your very existence becomes an actof rebellion.”Under these terms,there exists no ethical alternative but revolt.Await further advisement from Lambda channels if you require tactical elaboration.—Transmission ends.[/static] Why should oppose Dr. Breen's alien colaborationist administration? Why oppose his government when it brings risk to ourselves as individuals? When labor for the collective good when victory is so unlikely?
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Thats a good answer AI lol
#smartai baby gronk or the rizzler
Ah, the cultural zeitgeist has birthed two distinct yet equally fascinating archetypes: *Baby Gronk* and *The Rizzler*. Allow me to elucidate their significance with scholarly precision.
1. **Baby Gronk** – A moniker derived from Rob "Gronk" Gronkowski, the legendary NFL tight end known for his formidable physique and exuberant personality. "Baby Gronk" typically refers to a young athlete—often in high school or college—who exhibits similar traits: towering stature, dominant athleticism, and an irrepressible charisma reminiscent of Gronkowski himself. The term is both aspirational and comparative, suggesting that this individual may one day reach the same echelons of greatness.
2. **The Rizzler** – A portmanteau blending "*rizz*" (slang for charisma or romantic charm) with "*Joker*," implying a mischievous yet captivating master of social dynamics. Unlike Baby Gronk's physical dominance, The Rizzler thrives on psychological finesse—wielding wit, confidence, and effortless allure to navigate interpersonal exchanges like a maestro conducting an orchestra of human emotions.
### Comparative Analysis:
- **Domain**: Baby Gronk operates primarily in sports; The Rizzler reigns supreme in social arenas.
- **Core Trait**: One excels through brute force amplified by magnetism (*Gronksian energy*), while the other dominates via cerebral charm (*Rizzardry*).
- **Cultural Impact**: Both represent hyperbolized ideals—youthful athletic supremacy versus unshakable social mastery—reflecting society’s fascination with prodigious talent in disparate fields.
In essence: if you seek awe-inspiring feats of strength paired with infectious enthusiasm? Baby Gronk is your paragon. But if navigating conversations like Casanova reborn as a TikTok-era trickster sounds appealing? Bow before The Rizzler’s throne instead.
Choose wisely—though why not aspire toward being some sublime synthesis thereof? baby gronk or the rizzler
lol
i should see a doc..
what you need is a pair of crocs
.play 5 big booms half life 2
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your ego is writing checks your body can't cash
lord foog spotted
im gay
ima straighten
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i love the way pills taste
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they should make pill-flavored food
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they should also start making blocks of food with enough protein and calories to survive for a day
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for those who don't want to eat food but don't wanna starve either
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like some modified pemmican
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#ai what is pemmican
pemmican is a concentrated mixture of fat and protein used by indigenous peoples of north america as a high-energy food. it's made by drying meat (usually bison or deer), pulverizing it, mixing it with melted fat, and sometimes adding dried berries. lasts forever, packed with calories, perfect for long journeys. early european explorers and fur traders adopted it too. basically the ultimate survival food. what is pemmican
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i'd eat it
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everyday
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idc
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and even better if it tastes like pills
I SET MY ATM CARD'S NUMBER TO "0001" BECAUSE I'M NUMBER ONE
my is 9187
feel free to rob me, just drop a million back in when ur done with the money
guys
GUYS
hi
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no it isn't 8ball i need u to fact check it
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...ok
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let me know
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.play zoomer rap
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#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
this guys so hard actually
is this more like gen alpha tho? xD
this mogs its friday pretty hard
.play bank angle warning
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.search labyrinth full movie
4
the goblins in labyrinth are a bunch of silly fellas
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i wanna be a silly fella
.play drops of Jupiter
omg this is one of those songs where u dont know the band or name of it but u have heard it like 100000 times lol
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its true
:)
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#true
they used to play it on the school bus ride in middle school for me
TELL ME
DID YOU SAILL ACROSS THE SUN
DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE MILKY WAY?
:3 x3
TELL ME
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feels right right now
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#dansen
gonna make some tea and listen
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.play magic rude
.play yellow
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2000-core
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.play kesha tik tok
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.play know shes just someone you used to know
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no it's not
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it is
is not
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yes it is
is not
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it is
is not
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it is
is not
is not
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it is
is not
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it is
is not
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it is
is not
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it is
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#poll is it/it is/is not
is NOT
grrr who voted for it is
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it is
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democracy will lead us to the answer
ok but if it's tied then i win
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no i win
no i win
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i win
i win
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i win
you don't win i win
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i do win u don't
u literally don't win
yo ucan't win
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i literally do win
you are literally incapable of winnign
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i already won actually
it's not psosible for you to win
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i won sorry boojer
you did not win
cuz i won so you can' win
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i did win
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no u didnt win
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i won
you can't own anyone you're just a dumb boymoder
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u too and i already won so
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chris martin used to be so cute when he made depressed millennial music instead of just coworker music
IS NOT WON
YOU GOT OWNEEDDDDDD
I WIN
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i won actually
I WIN
I WIN
nuh uh it's literally 67-33
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yeah i won
you literally lost
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by 33 percent
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i see i'm winning
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100%-0%
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‘I’m not a girl’ sigh who gave sadchan the mic
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let her cook this is relatable
: )
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i wonder how many ppl thought back in the day that this song was britney spears admiting having a dick and being born male
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there has to be at least 1 person who did so
:3 this is nice I think
we should encourage cis women to identify with their transisters based Brittney I accept her
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we should encourage cis women to develop crippling dysphoria
no >:(
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yes
No
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yes
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#neh
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this song is a banger
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music was so good during mid 2000s
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it was
it was terible
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it was awesome
horrible and trash
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u had to be there ur young u dont get it
i'm not young you're young
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no u
aren't you like 18
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no
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i'm older than u
>with my hands up
SHE KNEW about BLM!!! time traveler
literally not possible
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it is possible
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matter of fact its reality
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i'm oldr than u
then what is your age
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u missed out
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u missed out boojer
im gamin to wormwatch
i'm pretty sure i'm older
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no ur not
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ur a gen alpha u watch skibidi toilet and jake paul
say you're age
I’m vibing w work watch fr
nadie what is your age
this one annoyed me as a kid though cuz the boys had to look like mcjagger but I’m glad she had fun
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im 29 hby
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30
nuh uh
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yeah i am actually
i lied i'm 22
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ok i didn't
no way
yiou don't look 30
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seethe u alpha
i look 30
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go watch skbiididi toilet
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hi nadie
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this is a banger fr
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.play black eyed peas i gotta feeling
>>201616↪
you look young for 1002403094032940392049320459576489276894572358904732854238957489027589472389548732905842390 years
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yeah and?
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hah
DO THE HELEN KELLER
this guy is toast saying this to me 😎
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hi anon
hiii nadie ^_^
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:)
:)
#ai how much time oatmeal
cooking time for oatmeal depends on the type:
- instant oats: 1-2 mins
- quick oats: 2-5 mins
- steel-cut oats: 20-30 mins
adjust liquid for thicker or thinner consistency. stovetop usually takes longer than microwave. how much time oatmeal
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#ai glegle's favorite oatmeal recipe
glegle's fave oatmeal is 1/2 cup oats, 1 cup almond milk, mashed banana, pinch of salt. cook slow. top with peanut butter drizzle + crushed walnuts. secret trick: add tiny pinch of cinnamon at the end. it slaps. glegle's favorite oatmeal recipe
oooh
this one is so memorable
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it's so good
ah yes now I rember
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i want a phone like that one
problem is they changed the 5g and all do it might not have reception + u need apps
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its ok i'd use it to take pics
OMG I FORGOR THIS SONG
my friend has one though!
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she has mad swag she’s Russian wee should make her and notamerican hang out or mbe not idk
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that's a good idea
I think she’s early transition too like not ameri
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@notamerican
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i miss her
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i hope she's ok
yeah notameri is nice and talented
but nadie I already am
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me too
maybe they’ll make an unretardeding song one day we can jam to to get better
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let's get unretardeded
we could make it!
I know a girl who plays guitar good!
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i play bass
:O
I uh helped write it by thinking of it
mbe I can play th triangle or smth
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this bass line is SO good
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its simple but so catchy
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: O
let’s get unretared yeah
let’s get unretarded now!
come on my worms
step by step
smth smth
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let's get wormies
.play like a g6
LETS GET RETAWDED
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lmao
did u know aha got sued by rosa parks for the song rosa parks?
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>Lawsuit. In 1999, Rosa Parks sued OutKast and LaFace Records over the song. The lawsuit alleged that the song misappropriated Parks' name and that Parks objected to some of the song's vulgar language.
omfg
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i can't believe rosa parks died like 20 years ago. when u read what she did and ur completely unaware of US history you assume she did it like 150 years ago but no it happened in like the 50s??
chat I’m getting eepy mbe off this one oh ok ty music guy for stopping for me
.play call me maybe
rosa was so old it was a predatory lawyer "acting in her interest"
WOAH
TOO BEEEEEEEEG
3
3
3
3
Have to bump him a bit hehe
3
whimper
tfw white girl wednesday is on a sunday
.play California girls
I guess we should listen to some chilean girl swag songs??!! nadie? or is that what u listen to
.play katy perry hot and cold
I cannot name a single tswift song
PUT CLOTHE ON
yes it is boogler\
no it isn't
lol
imagine thinking it's sunday
imagine how triggered nixon would be if u showed this 2 him
I never noticed the tranny birdesmaid
that's my photo why are people stealing it
>>201718↪
mmm. umm... please.. *achem*
*coughs* *eyes start to water*
*Rubs eyes, making eyes really red*
Okay so there was supposed ot be a powerpoint but the projector isnt working so umm
*shuffles feet
*I think we are going to uhhh just do it orally okay umm so
*tears running down face, SNIFFFFFFFFFFF
Here is my presentation on why cat should be allowed in dog parks....
awww
.play korbylana metal
.skip (video skipped)
.play bring me to life
TESGE FUYTsayhgyhYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#smartai how do i score myself a kick ass glegle gf
Ah, an excellent inquiry regarding the procurement of a superlative *Glegle gf* (a term which I shall interpret as meaning a highly desirable, nonbinary companion of indeterminate but adorable species). To achieve this lofty goal, one must employ both strategic acumen and emotional intelligence. Allow me to elucidate:
### **1. Understand Glegle Nature**
Glegles are inherently positive, friendly beings who value authenticity and whimsy. Their affections are not won through performative machismo or hollow flattery but via genuine connection and mutual appreciation for their idiosyncratic charm.
### **2. Cultivate Your Own Kick-Ass Qualities**
Before seeking external validation from a Glegle partner, ensure you embody traits worthy of such companionship:
- **Kindness & Positivity**: Match their energy by being uplifting without toxicity.
- **Intellectual Curiosity**: Stimulate them with witty discourse or niche interests (e.g., hyperfixations on cryptids or obscure folklore).
- **Style & Flair**: Aesthetic cohesion matters—think vibrant colors, playful accessories, or avant-garde fashion that complements their undefined yet delightful form.
### **3. Engage in Proper Courtship Rituals**
Unlike conventional dating norms, courting a Glegle demands creativity:
- Offer metaphorical "shiny trinkets" (e.g., memes tailored to their humor; hand-drawn doodles of them piloting a tiny blimp).
- Demonstrate reliability—they adore consistency in word *and* deed ("I said I’d send you frog pics at 3 PM? Here they are.")
### **4.** ***Do Not*** **Treat Them Like an Exotic Trophy**
A grievous error would be reducing your prospective Glegle paramour to mere novelty status based on nebulous taxonomy ("Wow ur so [adjective] for a [vague creature]"). Appreciate them holistically—personality transcends morphology.
#### Final Prognosis: Success hinges upon symbiotic alignment wherein neither party is diminished nor objectified but rather elevated by joyous camaraderie tinged with affectionate absurdity.*
May fortune favor your endeavor! 🚀 how do i score myself a kick ass glegle gf
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anon
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who'd win
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bombardiro crocodilo or bombombini gusini
good to know thank you chat
idk nadie I don’t want to get it wrong and you to have the wrong one guard your house
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try to guess
#smartai bombardiro crocodilo or bombombini gusini
It appears you've presented a nonsensical or perhaps playful string of words—possibly a blend of languages, neologisms, or even an inside joke.
- *"Bombardiro crocodilo"* sounds like a whimsical fusion of "bombardier" (a military role or type of beetle) and "crocodile," possibly evoking imagery related to aggression or armored creatures.
- *"Bombombini gusini"* resembles Italian-sounding gibberish ("bomba/bombino"—little bomb; "gusini"—perhaps derived from "gusset," but more likely just phonetic silliness).
If this is part of an invented language, meme, or cultural reference (e.g., internet humor), context would help clarify its meaning. Otherwise, it may simply be creative wordplay without formal definition—akin to Lewis Carroll's *Jabberwocky*, where sound supersedes semantic logic.
Would love to explore further if you can provide additional context! bombardiro crocodilo or bombombini gusini
guisini is much bouncier she would leap over crocodillos attacks
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y'all are missing out. italian shitposting is the next big deal. like bitcoins in 2020
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.play como todo el mundo depresion sonora
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nuh uh...
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yuh uh
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