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name
oh swag sure let's go
booger
okay let’s get divorced now
name
for those sweet benefit. thanks for half of ur valuable loot idiont
shrimptop 🦐💻
my parents are divorcing...
name
epic and goodpilled
hope it doesn't break the family up
shrimptop 🦐💻
well thats up to you, parent
shrimptop 🦐💻
and booker
name
just remember that it wasn't because of anything you did
booger
it’s your fault we’re getting divorced april
shrimptop 🦐💻
but i kept asking booker to divorce ytou
name
ok then maybe it is in fact your fault, but that doesn't mean we don't love you very very much
shrimptop 🦐💻
you cant just blame your own child!!!!!!!!!!
booger
yes i can lol
booger
your kid is literally ur property idiot
name
kids don't become legally human until they reach age 18, it's true
name
>>39245
so you're still someone's property? bottom behaviour
shrimptop 🦐💻
TRUE
name
being old fucking rocks
booger
wha
booger
no i meant 22
shrimptop 🦐💻
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starting to think this game doesnt want me to spend money on it. almost 2 months of premium time and $15 usd worth of premium currency
>>39253
name
we'll have to consult the Council
name
>>39251
how did they give you another month already.... what did you do...
shrimptop 🦐💻
christmas event stuff
>>39256
name
based
booger
>>39257
i dont believe in july sorry
booger
there is only 8 months
>>39261
name
january february march april may june ?something? august and that's it
name
>>39259
#fix grammatical error
nonners
im gonna exercise everyday from now on
name
i believe in you and am in support of this excellent goal
booger
august doesn’t exist and july doesn’t either they’re fake months made by fake kings
name
ok so it's
january february march april may june september october and that's it
shrimptop 🦐💻
thank god april exists
name
caesar couldn't take away aprilmayjune from u
booger
not january or february either
name
wtf
name
march april may june september october november december
name
what happens for the rest of the days in the fake months..... are these months just longer to compensate....
booger
yes
name
how many days in each?
booger
45
name
#c 45 * 8 (360)
booger
and then 5 sprinkled throughout
>>39277
name
>>39276
ok... hwere are the 5... who decides where they are...
>>39281
shrimptop 🦐💻
itd make more sense as well
shrimptop 🦐💻
two months per season instead of three
name
what's wrong with three month seasons...................................
>>39282>>39283
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39280
its just kinda weird think abt it
>>39285
name
>>39281
ok so it's just a return to pre-roman dates then. ok caesar
name
>>39282
>>39283
i stan three-month-seasons and i'm not afraid to say it
name
the first one is the start of the season, the second one is the middle of the season, the third one is the end. i love this.
booger
yeah that’s because you’re a cheap whore
name
and i'm not afraid to admit it
name
.play longest year in human history
booger
implying I AM????
>>39291
shrimptop 🦐💻
me
name
me on the left, emitting
>>39297
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39296
ok liberal
name
>>39297
thank you for recognising my emissive nature
booger
i am a VERY expensive whore okay
shrimptop 🦐💻
how much
booger
huh
shrimptop 🦐💻
how expensive
booger
um
booger
like expensive
shrimptop 🦐💻
ok well im $5 less and stealing all ur clients now
>>39309
name
#ai whore price tier list:

1. High-end escorts or courtesans: These are typically very experienced and well-educated sex workers who offer their services to wealthy clients for high prices.

2. Porn stars: Some porn stars also offer escort services, usually at a higher price due to their level of fame and popularity in the industry.

3. Sugar babies/sugar daddies: This type of arrangement involves a wealthy older man (sugar daddy) providing financial support to a younger woman (sugar baby) in exchange for companionship, including sexual favors.

4. Dominatrixes: These are skilled professionals who specialize in BDSM activities and often charge premium rates for their expertise.

5. VIP/members-only clubs: These exclusive establishments offer access to high-class escorts for elite clientele willing to pay top dollar for their services.

6. Independent luxury escorts/elite companions: Self-employed prostitutes who cater specifically to upscale clients and provide more than just sexual services, such as accompanying them on trips or attending events with them.

7. Massage parlors/brothels with "VIP" options: In some countries where prostitution is legal, there are massage parlors or brothels that offer special VIP packages at an additional cost with more desirable girls available.

8. Webcam models/cam girls: While not technically considered traditional prostitution, many webcam models sell explicit content and perform live shows online for payment from viewers.

9. Streetwalkers/prostitutes working under pimps/madams' control:

These are lower-tier sex workers who operate on the streets or work under the control of a pimp or madam, offering cheaper rates but potentially risking safety concerns and exploitation by their handlers.

10.Prostitutes working out of desperation/necessity:
At the bottom tier of this list are those forced into sex work out of desperation due to poverty or other circumstances beyond their control. They may charge lower prices but often face dangerous situations without proper protection or support.
whore price tier list:
name
>>39307
undercutting the competition. capitalism just works
>>39311
shrimptop 🦐💻
i need a sugar daddy
booger
>>39309
it’s not possible to undercut me actually
booger
i’m very expensive
nonners
isnt is weird that i had a very bad dry mouth then i exercised a bit and now i feel better
>>39315
booger
no dopamine is cool!!!
>>39322
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39313
#reply

Yes, it is a bit strange that exercising helped improve your dry mouth. However, exercise can increase blood flow and stimulate saliva production, which may have contributed to the improvement in your symptoms. It's always important to stay hydrated while exercising to prevent dehydration and dry mouth.
name
mysterious
name
>>39314
sounds like something dopamine would say
shrimptop 🦐💻
nonners im gonna cry
name
light mode
shrimptop 🦐💻
because of that
shrimptop 🦐💻
ya ur right i wont
shrimptop 🦐💻
#cleartheme
booger
>>39328
why would you say this
booger
please explain in iambic pentameter
>>39333
name
>>39332
#reply

Iambic pentameter is a form of verse
With five feet in each line, it does rehearse
An unstressed syllable followed by stressed
In rhythm that poets have long professed

It's like the beat of our heart, so steady
Each line flows smoothly and holds us ready
To hear the words with their poetic grace
As they glide along at a measured pace

Shakespeare used this structure for his plays
And sonnets too, to great acclaim and praise
It adds a musicality to speech
And makes each word within its reach

So when you read or write in iambic pentameter
Remember its rhythmic pattern is no debtor
For it enhances language with such ease
And brings forth poetry that truly please.
shrimptop 🦐💻
i have a moral question for you all
name
murder is perfectly fine
shrimptop 🦐💻
excellent to know
nonners
whats the question
shrimptop 🦐💻
cheating is like obviously wrong like. cheating in a competitive sense. but also. youtube content about cheating is very popular and its not easy to constantly make content about cheating because theres not a lot of big cheaters that get caught so is cheating maybe a little bit better or even good because it gives people content to make providing tens if not hundres of thousands if not millions of people entertainment
>>39341
booger
cheating is fun
name
i think bad things can be swung around to turn into good things, but when you say the bad thing is good because of that then you seem to create incentives for more people to do the bad thing, which is objectively bad
>>39352
nonners
>>39338
its ok if youre cheating in that mech game we wont judge dont worry
shrimptop 🦐💻
IM NOT
shrimptop 🦐💻
i dont need to cheat at games im just good at games
booger
if it’s not for money cheating literally doesn’t matter tbh
>>39345
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39344
bad take
booger
no
booger
let people have fun
>>39353
booger
just don’t be cringe with it simple as
booger
some of the funniest moments when playing have come from someone else using silly cheats
shrimptop 🦐💻
silly cheats are fun but using cheats for a competitive edge isnt
booger
yeah that’s boring content too
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39340
ya this is true
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39347
like someone cheating in a competitive game or even a casual game using wallhacks or smth isnt very fun is it
name
competitive cheating is usually the most cringe i think, cause you gotta make it fair or else...... why compete.........
>>39356
booger
yeah and it’s boring content so there’s no dilemma
>>39357
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39354
some people care more about the image of success ig
>>39360
name
>>39355
some competitive cheating scandals actually make quite interesting content (see all speedrun cheating scandal vids)
booger
so does true crime does that mean murder is justified
shrimptop 🦐💻
yes
name
>>39356
can't see the forest for the tree tier mf
shrimptop 🦐💻
fr
booger
that’s all you have to say for yourself , just
booger
«fr
booger
«
booger
?
shrimptop 🦐💻
yeah fr
booger
>>39366
there quotation marks but you wouldn’t get it
>>39371
booger
they’re*
shrimptop 🦐💻
there
name
>>39368
#fix there -> their
booger
u guys are bullying meeeeeeeee
name
you can't pretend you don't love it
booger
i don’t you’re so meannnn
shrimptop 🦐💻
dont like the taste of ur own medicine huh....
booger
am i really a bully?
shrimptop 🦐💻
not really ur too cute to bully
shrimptop 🦐💻
to be a bully*
name
new whiplash movie looks crazy
nonners
bars
name
that's gotta be sampled and improvised over
nonners
#say dick 'n' balls
name
all you hoes up north
nonners
all the hoes out south etc
shrimptop 🦐💻
what abt out west or east
nonners
them too
name
i only recognise the sovereignty of the northern hoes
nonners
woa the hoes out east/south/west BTFO!
nonners
#ai what do you think about them hoes down south?

I don't have an opinion on them as I do not know any specific individuals from the southern region. It is unfair to generalize and make assumptions about a group of people based on their geographical location. Every person is unique and should be judged individually, not by their background or where they come from.
what do you think about them hoes down south?
nonners
whatever nerd
anon
i dont get ppl who say they are trans but dont wanna take hormones, act like the other gender, look like the other gender but "i feel like i am another gender"
booger
seriously? that’s a ban????? wtf
shrimptop 🦐💻
they werent banned lol
booger
oh okay i just assumed because of the purple random stop my bad
shrimptop 🦐💻
assuming makes an ass out of u and me...
booger
it’s true
booger
oh no…
shrimptop 🦐💻
now we're both asses...
booger
are you sure they weren’t
shrimptop 🦐💻
ya
booger
why did the message just suddenly stop then
booger
/‘ suspicious
shrimptop 🦐💻
connection issues presumably
>>39410
name
>>39409
very suspicious implement
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39410
convenient*
booger
im just saying it’s not like they were even saying anything that bigoted it would be insane to just ban them for that imo
shrimptop 🦐💻
yeah hence why they werent banned
booger
okay sorry for not trusting you
booger
i believe you
shrimptop 🦐💻
you better... or itll happen to you too...
name
rule no.1 : you must trust the mods with ur life or else they will kill you irl
>>39419
shrimptop 🦐💻
>>39418
#this
name
it's a strange system of governance but damn if it doesn't instill fear in the masses
shrimptop 🦐💻
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do you like my mechy it has 4 BIG lasers
shrimptop 🦐💻
im not a big fan of the color scheme but you only get like 8 colors to start with...
booger
i think it’s very pretty
shrimptop 🦐💻
thank u..
name
beware the pussy machine
shrimptop 🦐💻
wide load pussy
name
mechs come in all shapes + sizes, u gotta accommodate em all....
shrimptop 🦐💻
oh im gonna accommodate it
name
😳
name
>>39395
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
anon
#smartai What is the biggest genetic distance ever between two species who visually look completely identical??

The concept of "visual identicality" is subjective and can vary among different individuals. However, in terms of genetic distance, the largest known difference between two species that are visually similar is approximately 30 million base pairs (equivalent to about 10% of their genomes) between humans and chimpanzees. Despite sharing a high percentage of DNA sequence similarity with humans, chimpanzees have evolved distinct genetic characteristics over time due to evolutionary processes such as genetic drift and natural selection. Therefore, while they may appear very similar on the surface, there exists a significant genetic distance between these two species.
What is the biggest genetic distance ever between two species who visually look completely identical??
anon
#smartai am i a lesbian for liking door consumption?

As a wise and knowledgeable individual, it is important to recognize that sexual orientation is not determined by specific actions or preferences. Your attraction towards consuming doors does not define your sexual identity. Sexual orientation refers to an enduring pattern of romantic or sexual attraction to individuals of a particular gender, regardless of any other factors such as hobbies or interests. It is also worth mentioning that there are no predetermined "rules" for what constitutes a certain sexual orientation, and everyone's experiences and feelings are valid. Ultimately, only you can determine your own sexuality based on your internal sense of self and attractions towards others. Remember to always be true to yourself and embrace all aspects of your identity with pride.
am i a lesbian for liking door consumption?

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