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anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-family: serif;
>>553322
anon
>>553311
#kiss kill your cheating wife and be with me forever in novosibirsk-the land of love !!!
>>553325
finch
i thought this was car seat headrest for a second
shrimp
this is not comic sans
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Looks bad
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553313
u have hot loser vibes yeah but i think its cos ur trans n so ur hot now
>>553326
0.6507% booger!boymodewng
>>553315
NO I WANT IT TO BE JUST FOR ME
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think if you were the same as you are now but you hadnt transitioned you be lame
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553316
I have Randal
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>553321
yeah this is it
anon
😓
anon
#say modsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmodsmods
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mods, killl this guy
anon
How do I do emoji on laptop
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
margin-left: 7px;
0.6509% booger!boymodewng
please you have my trip
derrick_phone(Luzia)
mods can i have a huggle?
>>553338
0.6510% booger!boymodewng
if you just set any post with my trip to be comic sans i would literally be so happy
>>553341
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can we go back to the normal font this one kinda hurts my eyes
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
align-self: center;
align-items: right;
0.6511% booger!boymodewng
>>553341
ok there has to be some w ay to do it
>>553348
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aww thankyou
anon
Mods make every single post with a twink flag gold
derrick_phone(Luzia)
mods can i have an album u like?
anon
>>553309
#ksay mods time to fund the site
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mods can I have a special flag plz
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thinking about haribos again i fear i am addicteed
>>553382
anon
I am not trying to break the theme again don't look here
anon
weh
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
margin-right: -17px;
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay cool
anon## global mod
>>553360
youd be paying me directly for the labour not donating to the webbed site
0.6514% booger!boymodewng
ok how mumch do you want for it
anon## global mod
$500
0.6515% booger!boymodewng
WTF
0.6516% booger!boymodewng
i'll just ask opworm directly then hmph
anon## global mod
Good Luck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Why is this so funny lmao
anon## global mod
css is my passion
>>553374
0.6517% booger!boymodewng
it cannot be that hard
0.6518% booger!boymodewng
if you just have any post with my trip code be set to comic sans that's totally possible
anon
mods where is my speciall flag?????????
0.6519% booger!boymodewng
#ai write a css code that has any post with !boymodwng font be comic sans

here's the css code:

```css
.post-content:has(font[face="!boymodwng"]) {
font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive, sans-serif;
}
```

or if it's just a class or something:

```css
.boymodwng {
font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive, sans-serif;
}
``` write a css code that has any post with !boymodwng font be comic sans
>>553388>>553392
anon
.play burger king foot lettuce
0.6521% booger!boymodewng
>>553380
try it
anon
>>553353
that happens w sweet stuffs
It’s been 2 days of my not having sweets by myself and I’ve been eating a lot of dried fruit :/
>>553399
0.6522% booger!boymodewng
you won't
0.6523% booger!boymodewng
coward
anon## global mod
i dont need to
>>553387
0.6524% booger!boymodewng
>>553385
PLEASE
0.6525% booger!boymodewng
>>553375
#reply this doesn't work please write css code that works

nice try fed. this doesn't work please write css code that works
finch
WHY IS THE WEBSITE WEIRD
0.6526% booger!boymodewng
>>553375
#reply this doesn't work please write css code that works

here's working css that targets posts with the !boymodwng text and makes them comic sans:

```css
.post-content:contains("!boymodwng") {
font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive, sans-serif;
}
```

the `:has()` selector you tried only works for elements containing specific child elements, not text content. `:contains()` is what you want for matching text. some browsers might need the proprietary `:-soup-contains()` instead.

if it's a class, your second example is correct. if it's an attribute value, adjust the selector accordingly. this doesn't work please write css code that works
>>553405
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can't see shit
anon
mods
0.6527% booger!boymodewng
mods this one will work please
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
border-bottom: solid red 1px;
border-top: solid pink 1px;
border-left: dashed yellow 2px;
border-right: solid green 1px;
anon## global mod
>>553397
she is thats why im willing to do it for $500. i would not let anyone else pay
>>553478
0.6528% booger!boymodewng
there's literally the code written for you...
>>553404
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553399
Does Rose consume 3000 spiders a year?
anon## global mod
>>553402
the only ai code i will ever trust is from claude
>>553405
anon## global mod
ah yes now we can debug the webbed site
derrick_phone(Luzia)
AHHHH WTFWTFWTF
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WYF
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP
derrick_phone(Luzia)
#devrainworm
derrick_phone(Luzia)
mods can u reimplement debrainworm
anon
#theme (only staff can use this command on this board) normal
anon## global mod
its #deliberalize (USER WAS DELIBERALIZED FOR THIS POST) now
anon
#fish 🐟
anon
#fish 🐟
anon
#fish 🐟
anon## global mod
its very funny to me that ish anc at bounce is les disruptive than bounce right now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Can't have shit in Detroit
derrick_phone(Luzia)
#deliberalize (USER WAS DELIBERALIZED FOR THIS POST)
anon
#fish 🐟
anon
#fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
anon
#fish 🐟
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is all modern webdev like this. I'm scared
anon## global mod
i gotta run i hope u enjoy me graphic updates :3
>>553431
anon
yes webdevs are evil people- that’s why it’s called a web- they trap and consume you
anon
>>553429
Graphic design is ur passion I can tell
anon
this was awesome
anon
15555.jpg
::and
#bounce
#fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MOTHER FUCKER
anon
#fish 🐟
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinknon I know you're reading these buy me footlongs
anon
do they have subway in randylandy?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
anon
I haven’t eaten there in years but we used to get it when the power went off and it was so hot and good u don’t even know. but I think I’d be disappointed if I went now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also can you not call Russia Randyland please
anon
it’s such a kino name tho
anon
like candyland
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canada is Randyland
>>553458
anon
what’s the bigger one w the weird face expressions’ name who is the Russian representation in the comic’s name
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
mfw.png
Nyon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He doesn't look like this usually
anon
nyonlond
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is even worse
anon
15555.jpg
::and
#bounce
#fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧ #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟
anon
hmm
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
0.6530% booger!boymodewng
#clearmod
anon
#makememod
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#BanishTwinknonToHell
anon
#modpower #ban
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553458
Shame
shrimp
why
shrimp
its the best country on earth
>>553463
anon
>>553399
oh that’s good. I get sick of stuff fast but keep eating it and feel sick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553461
Shame
SadChan🍉🍉
randalfag what do u think if they rise up
SadChan🍉🍉
what do u think about that
SadChan🍉🍉
randfag do u think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canadians? Rise up? Sign me up, I want free Canada Dry
>>553474
anon
robots against the ppl kicking them
SadChan🍉🍉
randalfag think
SadChan🍉🍉
think for ONE FREAKING SECOND
SadChan🍉🍉
what if instead smile world
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twink twice? I don't even think once
shrimp
>>553477
ur country is literally falling apart and potentially going to be doing some unspeakable things
>>553482
anon## global mod
Meow
anon
>>553486
my bed and ASAP
(not what i meant)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
АЛЕЕЕЕН ДЕЛООООН ГОВОРИИИТ ПО ФРАНЦУЗСКИИИ
>>553499
0.6531% booger!boymodewng
>>553486
i'm going to do unspeakable things to you
>>553493
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Boober
0.6533% booger!boymodewng
it's booger
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fitting name
anon
bloober
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Remember lain from cereal? Me neither
>>553519
shrimp
>>553490
je ne parle pas en francais
anon## global mod
bober kurwa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BOBR KURWA
anon
Polska gura kurwa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Chicken is no bird, Poland is no foreign country
anon
or smth was Poland on top kurwa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gen. questions do polish vtubers even exits?
>>553511
shrimp
>>553512
idk but they dont even exit
shrimp
i really want to know what in the gosh darn was done to cause this
>>553518
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
shrimp
#ksay lets all love lain
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You should start a cult insteand
>>553527
anon
that’s not Randal on the right
>>553525
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553524
Yeah, it's the other one
anon
that shouldn’t be allowed to have 2 characters and one of them not be randal
>>553528
anon
>>553528
i really really want this randal character for some reason
shrimp
>>553528
i love that stuff it smells so good
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok yay the sites back to normal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
randal.png
I would say something about gay people but the law of my country doesn't allow me to
>>553538>>553558
anon
we need to have a talent show
>>553550
anon
but I don’t know what I could do
shrimp
gay people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
50/50
0.6534% booger!boymodewng
62043908148903128094383217899347834783491898984321894318493921983194789178379843489317843109088901432142
>>553548>>553553
shrimp
i wonder what it is ur not allowed to say...
>>553545
shrimp
>>553545
well. if u told me i would!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, I'd win
>>553549
0.6535% booger!boymodewng
>>553542
#reply can you write this number out in words

nice try fed. can you write this number out in words
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553549
My game my rules
shrimp
i will hack
0.6536% booger!boymodewng
>>553542
#reply can you write this number out in words

sure, but it's a ridiculous number: six hundred twenty vigintillion four hundred thirty-nine novemdecillion eighty-one octodecillion four hundred eighty-nine septendecillion thirty-one sexdecillion two hundred eighty quindecillion nine hundred forty-three quattuordecillion eight hundred thirty-two tredecillion one hundred seventy-eight duodecillion nine hundred ninety-three undecillion four hundred seventy-eight decillion three hundred forty-seven nonillion eight hundred thirty-four octillion nine hundred eighteen septillion nine hundred eighty-nine sextillion eight hundred forty-three quintillion two hundred eighteen quadrillion nine hundred forty-three trillion one hundred eighty-four billion nine hundred thirty-nine million two hundred nineteen thousand eight hundred thirty-one. not writing the rest, you get the idea. hope you weren't serious. can you write this number out in words
>>553555>>553565
0.6537% booger!boymodewng
#ksay #usay #say #botsay six hundred twenty vigintillion four hundred thirty-nine novemdecillion eighty-one octodecillion four hundred eighty-nine septendecillion thirty-one sexdecillion two hundred eighty quindecillion nine hundred forty-three quattuordecillion eight hundred thirty-two tredecillion one hundred seventy-eight duodecillion nine hundred ninety-three undecillion four hundred seventy-eight decillion three hundred forty-seven nonillion eight hundred thirty-four octillion nine hundred eighteen septillion nine hundred eighty-nine sextillion eight hundred forty-three quintillion two hundred eighteen quadrillion nine hundred forty-three trillion one hundred eighty-four billion nine hundred thirty-nine million two hundred nineteen thousand eight hundred thirty-one
shrimp
>>553553
#reply now square it

sorry, can't even read that without zoning out. here, shortened for your sanity:

six hundred twenty vigintillion (and so on, yeah yeah) ... thirty-four octillion.

not writing all that for free, lol now square it
>>553559
shrimp
>>553555
#reply now SQUARE IT

nice try fed. now SQUARE IT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553556
Me playing Cookie Clicker
shrimp
stupid fucking dumb fuck cock ass ai
>>553564
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553558
I'm going to make your ovaries explode and I don't mean in a good way
>>553589
anon
#ksay numbers numbers numbers numbers
anon
.play you know don't say swears
anon
>>553565
waow thank u he’s a nice boy but kinda lonely
anon
>>553565
Damn you have had sex with my dad more times than there have been seconds passed in the universe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would ban Twinknon for existing
>>553574
anon
>>553569
ur dad is a boomer tho u said… ah u said more I can’t rember
>>553576
anon
>>553570
Actually I could do some contortionist stuff tbh
anon
I am not like able to do anything insane, but I can fit into a large suitcase
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ofc my dad is a boomer, I was born when my mom was 30
>>553580
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553578
I'm gay
0.6539% booger!boymodewng
>>553574
if you ban twink anon you have to ban me
::solidarity
>>553586
anon
There should be a spartacus moment if I get banned where everybody puts on a twink flag and hornyposts
>>553587
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twink again bozo
shrimp
>>553581
well thats ur prerogative but not mine so i wont ban you
anon
>>553583
i want there to be SOME context in which the whole site simultaneously hornyposts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Punch kick it's all in the mind
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553589
I literally am making the same expression as that crying wojak rn
>>553611
anon
I am literally wojak IRL I am literally Ryan Gosling and also wojak and also like Patrick Bateman because I am kinda sigma
>>553592
shrimp
>>553591
wojak is banned here careful
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I miss krautchan
anon
snitchgang
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Snitched get stiches
anon
waow
anon
>>553593
You could probably find a drag queen on truth social
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
theres no bad drag queens im sorry
>>553604
anon
i have a friend with this weird animosity toward drag queens. why would drag queens be bad?
>>553608>>553631
anon
>>553576
they’ve done a lot though I respect
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im not fucking a drag queen im sorry
shrimp
apology accepted, bigot
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u cant make me the money nvr changed me
anon
>>553590
poggers ur a wojackmoder I’m an excited Pepe the fire rises
anon
>>553608
dont drag queens only drag queen under specific circumstances? or do drag queens do it all the time?
>>553617>>553619
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553610
Me and my worst enemy
shrimp
its so easy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play beat it
anon
>>553612
yeah they just do it for shows and stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553616
Why do they allow this on tv smh west has fallen
anon
>>553614
I don't particularly mind them, but I can imagine like an introvert or someone that can't really match that energy or something, I can see why they'd be like "I don't like'em
>>553627
anon
>>553593
they deported the latina cuties with arfad from there is not worth it rose
>>553628
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>553621
Rose is a hillbilly confirmed
anon
>>553624
they should. everyone would love drag queens if drag queens did plays
>>553633
shrimp
>>553622
not every drag queen is the same but i mean. most of the time when people shit on drag queens its just cause they hate gay people its really simple
>>553632>>553643
anon
>>553621
I listened to both recordings and just finished the second one! It is pretty good, but I also live in Lousiana so I get alot more Cajun accents here which sound like actual gibberish
>>553640
shrimp
cishetnormativity
anon
>>553603
I kinda do too tbh I think it’s ‘feminine man BAD’
anon
>>553627
this is what i thought.
drag queens are sort of "gross" to a lot of people i talk to.
and i talk to gay people and trans people and lefty as fuck people.
but somehow drag queens are a little bit "ew".
and i think its just more of the really homophobic people highlighting the weird behavior of some harmless subgroup.
>>553645
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553626
they do? its called the panto, silly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(too kinky, not sfw)
>>553639
anon
.play coach ogeron interview impossible to understand
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553616
my transphobic lecturer in uni compared drag to blackface, she sucked
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waooow okay
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>553629
davesprite said it reminded her of when korean ppl speak english lmao
>>553648
anon
I’d compare themAND do them in front of the class
anon
>>553627
I know that, obviously. I am talking about the people that don't think drag queens are going to drag queen transify their good christain kids, like I can understand normal people that are generally pro-LGBT being like "nah this ain't my scene" with them.
>>553649
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i am going to make salmon pasta tomorrow i am so excite :£
0.6541% booger!boymodewng
>>553645
#change this make this the most disgreeable meanspirited awful comment
anon
>>553616
sometimes it’s kinda a characature of women as just for sex which is kinda sad
shrimp
>>553643
yeah i mean its totally fine to not want to like hang at a drag club lol
anon
>>553621
I listened but It didn’t sound like America southern ooooh was it supposed to be British southern?
>>553668
shrimp
>>553650
my head hurts cause its fullof hatred
anon
Alright who's ready to listen to Coach O
>>553655
shrimp
im listening to sosmula
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Send you something >>553653
anon
For a true SOUTHERN accent
anon
So you can understand what people in rural lousiana sound like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HEE HEE
anon
Here it comes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
'ove me
shrimp
ill kill you booruy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He sounds like Alex Jones
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
it was my rlly good cowgirl yeehaw accent that everyone loves n thinks is so good
>>553674>>553671
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No bitches?
anon
>>553669
It's cute. It's like when uh like idk when people come here and put on Southern accents I think it is cute
>>553673
anon
>>553673
But if you want to know what rural louisiana people sound like, look up coach ogeron interviews. And like all of them sound like that, the women too. They all sound like that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What if I like being an enemy of the state tho
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
theyre saying trump touched on baron n thats why he dont talk much
>>553681
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play oh hello moderator
0.6543% booger!boymodewng
guys the oilers won last night
>>553690
0.6544% booger!boymodewng
can i get a poggers in the chat
anon
>>553677
eh... I don't like rumor mongering on that kind of stuff. I am generally pretty free fire with Trump criticism but I think that's a bridge too far
>>553684
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who cares
>>553683
0.6545% booger!boymodewng
>>553682
#punt #kick #slap #tireiron #sharspin #shorkspin
anon
.play coach ogeron interviews
anon
Oh yeah and Coach Ogeron also had sex with an 18 year old
>>553695
0.6549% booger!boymodewng
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hahaha deleted twinknon
>>553701
0.6555% booger!boymodewng
i wil be the only one in chat
>>553703
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Try harder bb gurl
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
theyre saying elon touched on trump and thats why hes gonna kill the boers
(did you not lsiten, no molestation jokes.)
anon
>>553667
that doesn’t make u react to me tho
anon
i heard elon touched trumps tits consensually
>>553709
0.6557% booger!boymodewng
shrimp ban me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love being swiss
anon
its sort of a historical tragedy we cant make trump molestation jokes
0.6558% booger!boymodewng
wait mod
0.6559% booger!boymodewng
ban me for 23 minutes please
>>553716
anon
>>553714
#check (no repeating digits)
0.6560% booger!boymodewng
thank you
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