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anon
poo poo
anon
dave i feel like overthrowing the powers that b is a lot of work and not really worth it . things can get really and I dont think I would care.
davesprite
>>495715
haii
we will bring a million friends to the function later yes :>
>>495719
!shroomyssg
megidochan OWNS this place
anon
nihilism chads rise up. effecting change is pointless, just cheer one terrorists and murderers
>>495721
davesprite
>>495720
i am currently in the midst of a fugue state drafting a war and peace length piece of agitprop explicitly about how nothing ever happens is the motto of the death cult and the apocalypse
you are E N E M Y grrr
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aw
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im writing a bit
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could i
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errrm
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the draft isnt rly done but
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it is working towards a call for organizing towards the end, could send a pad of it
faye
wormies im gonna start a garden
>>495733
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even drafts or help edit n so on
>>495734
anon
generally i feel like being a good person is secondary to survival or accessing pornography
>>495741
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>>495734
i also need to get into writing this kind of media again n doing aid w peeps doing similar
anon
>>495735
berry bushes are very cheap and cute
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my project site could host some of it too as its for that type of stuff
davesprite
>>495732
i generally feel like my main priority in life is to live 10,000 years and discover the secrets of the universe
which is hard to do if everything on earth dies before my 80th birthday
>>495747
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sad sent her essay 20 min before due time and read through, and gave notes i could but it was p gud for an essay rushed in 2 days
davesprite
>>495747
it's also hard to achieve domestic bliss and comfort if everything on earth dies before your 80th birthday
climate change has made politics unavoidable for all of us
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anon
i cant imagine living 10000 years my dick would WILT
anon
#ai how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?

nice try fed.
how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?
anon
#smartai how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?

The density and total number of hair follicles in a moustache—even the most prodigious ever recorded—are not typically measured directly in scientific literature. However, we can make an informed estimation based on known follicular densities and documented cases of extreme facial hair growth.

### **Key Considerations:**
1. **Average Hair Follicle Density:**
- On the human face, follicle density ranges between **500–1,000 follicles per square centimeter (cm²)** depending on genetics.
- The upper lip area (where a moustache grows) tends toward the lower end (~**500–700/cm²**) compared to scalp density (~150,000 total hairs).

2. **Surface Area Coverage:**
- A typical male upper lip spans ~**20–30 cm²**.
- Exceptionally thick moustaches may extend beyond natural borders, but even with hypertrichosis (excessive hair growth), coverage rarely exceeds 50 cm² without merging into a full beard.

3. **Record-Holding Moustaches:**
- Guinness World Records lists individuals like *Ram Singh Chauhan* (India), whose moustache spanned over **4.29 meters** in length when stretched horizontally (*not indicative of follicle count*).
- Extreme cases likely exhibit denser-than-average follicles due to genetic or hormonal factors (**hyperandrogenism**, for example).

### ***Estimated Maximum Follicle Count***:
- Assuming an extended coverage area of ~**50 cm²** (unusually large for just the upper lip) at high-end density (**800/cm²**):
\[
\text{Total Follicles} = 50 \, \text{cm}^2 \times 800/\text{cm}^2 = \textbf{40,000 follicles}
\]
- This aligns with studies showing that humans have ~5 million total body hair follicles; facial contributions are minor by comparison.

### ***Caveats & Unknowns***:
- No direct histological studies quantify exact follicular counts in record-setting beards/moustaches. Most records focus on *length*, not *density*.
- Conditions like hypertrichosis ("werewolf syndrome") increase terminal hairs but don’t necessarily create new follicles—just thicker/darker strands from existing ones.

In summary: while precise data is lacking, physiologically plausible estimates suggest no more than **~40k active follicles** could contribute to even the most monumental mustachioed specimens documented thus far.
#ai how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?

there's no exact count for the thickest mustaches ever recorded. hair follicle density varies, but on average, a mustache might have around 600–800 follicles per square inch. the thickest ones just cram more in, but exact numbers aren't commonly tracked—just admired.
how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?
fujo
>>495748
have it be a system where you can harvest them like every 2 weeks, and you get a constant flow of potatoes coming in
once it's all running you sped 5 minutes a day and then maybe an hour every harvest
anon
>>495749
i feel like you are more likely to become rich and move and build somewhere in the new habitable zone than effect any meaningful change.
>>495765
davesprite
>>495744
noted :3
i may wait until i have more proper drafts it's in messy stages rn
but will dm you stuff
>>495762
anon
did we ever get that ai update with the new schizo modes or whatever
anon
>>495721
#smooch davesprite can I have your discy? I think we might have similar interests
>>495779
fujo
inspect the plant, cut off dead branches etc.
anon
if you cant effect meaningful change, just cheer on lunatics like luigi and do big cummies :)
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>>495757
and same, i can send the cryptpad of it to u on discy if u wan read some of its
>>495784
fujo
you basically work in layers where you take out the bottom layer, harvest all the potatoes there, take out the soil at the bottom and move that soil to the top, and just keep repeating that every harvest
>>495775
davesprite
>>495755
>new habitable zone
for one, this isn't a guaranteed thing
for another, it's an impoverished existence
we'd be short a few billion minds and it would slow down EVERYTHING
anon
>>495766
#check (checked) nice get bro
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also
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if i link u the essay i coooould link twinkanon too
>>495788
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its still not got the bridge esc sections but it has some of the body text, i also almost always write the intro parts last
anon
>>495756
awww she’s chased off a lotta bad ppl while I was here n supported others n has a really good heart. I hope she’s well
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
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>>495779
and if u dm me i can rember and send in a few
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>>495781
peeps had generally stopped, but they didnt like it being like
fujo
>>495735
also what about chillis, they're super easy to grow too
anon
I was busy uh... watching stuff
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ppl overtly sexual like saying they wanna kiss or such
anon
>>495767
probably doesnt belong in the cool kids club
anon
prudes are fucking annoying aye
>>495794
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i just hope she gets through how she needs sigh
fujo
>>495795
no it will just get worse, they will build crazy addicting machines to hook those people up to
anon
>>495795
is that when my erectile dysfunction will kick in?
anon
considering how AI girlfriends and AI generated sexting and shit is going yea I dont think coomers are gonna be going hungry any time soon
>>495801
anon
>>495801
maybe you just dont masturbate enough, even cheap models of AI dungeon can make pretty awesome personally tailored coom experiences.
>>495806
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i like making dummy flags
davesprite
>>495803
wait what did you make a coomer flag lmao
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ill find some of them
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nah
davesprite
ig it would just be uh
off white
lol
!shroomyssg
>gooning to AI
!shroomyssg
[gif of prof. farnsworth shaking his head]
anon
>>495811
I generally don't find much value in AI, I've played some smutty games before. IDK some are good, some are meh.
anon
I like the rpgs where you get turned into a monster girl whos less than human and have to go around and complete a quest to regain your humanity but then you fail and you have to sex 1 billion times
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that one was for an old school aesthetic neocities (nekoweb) site
anon
Saeki are you linking essay?
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>>495825
nu was just a flag joining together the symbols of ansynd/ancom flag, the uhh hecc im not remembering words
anon
>>495826
damn those bitches really be getting sloppy with it
anon
imagine them sucking each others toes
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the kronstadt rebllion coat of arms type thing
anon
pretty girl feet all wet and sloppy from being sucked on
davesprite
america is the greatest nation on earth we've just been playing opposite day for 250 years we will stop soon trust
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then the gonzo fist
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d
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d'awwwww
anon
>>495841
would you engage in mutual toe sucking sesh?
davesprite
>>495836
honestly vriska has a big joe biden energy if you consider just the parts of her story that happen before she dies
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i might get a
anon
<3 ilua
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kronstad symbol tattooed like robert evans has someday
>>495867
anon
damn are there hot babes here
>>495856
anon
aight I probably have to sleep
davesprite
vriska post-death and the resurrected one are literally completely different characters at that point
original flavor vriska is a psychopath who thinks she's the hero and has to be put down like a dog to save everyone
SHES JOE BIDEN
okay hillary does fit too
>>495860
anon
post more selfies please
anon
:)
anon
Alright, I am sleeping, but I am going to AVOID hornyposting tomorrow like a good twink
>>495868
davesprite
>>495860
oh you mean rapin joe
you mean clarence thomas simp joe
you mean crime bill joe
you mean joe "strom thurmond's closest friend" biden?
you mean the man who MADE donald trump our next president?
that joe?
hmmmmmm
>>495870
!shroomyssg
i mean sloppy joe
anon
Or else mods will come down on me for it
anon
>>495862
is there really a limit? the cuter you are the more you like being sexually harassed this is a fact fact checked by rapin joe biden
>>495874
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oki errr
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is abt the memory and the ideas
davesprite
>>495870
i fucking hate joe biden
i feel bad for his many personal tragedies
but he is among the worst people for america in american history
>>495880
anon
>>495866
idk man, I just know I will get the heat if you hornypost too hard, it's a careful balance
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oh wait
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i could invite daves into the discord i made for sharing writing and screen sharing
anon
>>495875
post selfie, I will call you beautiful and offer to suck your toes :)
>>495895
davesprite
>>495880
>he did all that he could
to ruin black peoples' lives and womens' lives, sure
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and for once twinkanon joins
anon
wait
davesprite
he also abdicated climate change
>>495890
anon
I just checked the time
davesprite
he did do good on infrastructure i'll give him that
amtrak joe is biden's one based form
anon
discord is scary how do you cope with having an identity and people know you and remember things youve said
>>495896
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i am only in libpol and private server rn on new acc
davesprite
>>495890
look up the climate change agenda in the build back better bill
he let joe manchin sieze control and didn't fight for it because he wanted to not risk his highway funding project and get it going immediately and there was government shutdown risk
but then he just never picked that ball back up
joe manchin and joe biden together killed our most recent chance for a climate bill
!shroomyssg
>>495879
.play joe biden would you stop man
anon
>>495891
ig I made peace w it cuz I got close to friends on there but eventually yeah I’ll be doxxed or banned from the platform
anon
This is the most based video ever made by the way
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i might get a tattoo of one of the haymarket martyrs
anon
you post pics online anywher?
anon
if not you should :)
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i used to run a cosplay acc w a following but eventually left and then twt became elonified
anon
>>495892
if I paid for your plane ticket to hawaii would you let me suck your toes?
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