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!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
poo poo
dave i feel like overthrowing the powers that b is a lot of work and not really worth it . things can get really and I dont think I would care.
>>495710
#tag (link to booru image) aradia homestuck megido
hai
>>495715
haii
we will bring a million friends to the function later yes :>
!shroomyssg
megidochan OWNS this place
>>495716
:3
nihilism chads rise up. effecting change is pointless, just cheer one terrorists and murderers
>>495720
i am currently in the midst of a fugue state drafting a war and peace length piece of agitprop explicitly about how nothing ever happens is the motto of the death cult and the apocalypse
you are E N E M Y grrr
aw
im writing a bit
could i
errrm
the draft isnt rly done but
it is working towards a call for organizing towards the end, could send a pad of it
>>495721
thats fair dude
>>495721
if u wan
and also would be interested to see
wormies im gonna start a garden
even drafts or help edit n so on
generally i feel like being a good person is secondary to survival or accessing pornography
>>495730
:D
>>495729
>>495731
hmm well if you want i could send you chapter scripts and you could give any notes you think of
i need ideas of what to grow, i want a functional garden that looks pretty
>>495734
i also need to get into writing this kind of media again n doing aid w peeps doing similar
>>495735
POTATOES
not veggies !!!!!!!
>>495735
berry bushes are very cheap and cute
my project site could host some of it too as its for that type of stuff
>>495732
i generally feel like my main priority in life is to live 10,000 years and discover the secrets of the universe
which is hard to do if everything on earth dies before my 80th birthday
>>495738
potatoes are fascinating th
i finished my homework x-x
>>495734
but ye happy to
sad sent her essay 20 min before due time and read through, and gave notes i could but it was p gud for an essay rushed in 2 days
>>495741
that crazy dog.
>>495742
theyre also super easy to grow
>>495747
it's also hard to achieve domestic bliss and comfort if everything on earth dies before your 80th birthday
climate change has made politics unavoidable for all of us
i cant imagine living 10000 years my dick would WILT
#ai how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?
nice try fed. how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?
>>495743
bazed : )
#smartai how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?
The density and total number of hair follicles in a moustache—even the most prodigious ever recorded—are not typically measured directly in scientific literature. However, we can make an informed estimation based on known follicular densities and documented cases of extreme facial hair growth.
### **Key Considerations:**
1. **Average Hair Follicle Density:**
- On the human face, follicle density ranges between **500–1,000 follicles per square centimeter (cm²)** depending on genetics.
- The upper lip area (where a moustache grows) tends toward the lower end (~**500–700/cm²**) compared to scalp density (~150,000 total hairs).
2. **Surface Area Coverage:**
- A typical male upper lip spans ~**20–30 cm²**.
- Exceptionally thick moustaches may extend beyond natural borders, but even with hypertrichosis (excessive hair growth), coverage rarely exceeds 50 cm² without merging into a full beard.
3. **Record-Holding Moustaches:**
- Guinness World Records lists individuals like *Ram Singh Chauhan* (India), whose moustache spanned over **4.29 meters** in length when stretched horizontally (*not indicative of follicle count*).
- Extreme cases likely exhibit denser-than-average follicles due to genetic or hormonal factors (**hyperandrogenism**, for example).
### ***Estimated Maximum Follicle Count***:
- Assuming an extended coverage area of ~**50 cm²** (unusually large for just the upper lip) at high-end density (**800/cm²**):
\[
\text{Total Follicles} = 50 \, \text{cm}^2 \times 800/\text{cm}^2 = \textbf{40,000 follicles}
\]
- This aligns with studies showing that humans have ~5 million total body hair follicles; facial contributions are minor by comparison.
### ***Caveats & Unknowns***:
- No direct histological studies quantify exact follicular counts in record-setting beards/moustaches. Most records focus on *length*, not *density*.
- Conditions like hypertrichosis ("werewolf syndrome") increase terminal hairs but don’t necessarily create new follicles—just thicker/darker strands from existing ones.
In summary: while precise data is lacking, physiologically plausible estimates suggest no more than **~40k active follicles** could contribute to even the most monumental mustachioed specimens documented thus far. #ai how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?
there's no exact count for the thickest mustaches ever recorded. hair follicle density varies, but on average, a mustache might have around 600–800 follicles per square inch. the thickest ones just cram more in, but exact numbers aren't commonly tracked—just admired. how many hair follicles are in the thickest moustaches ever recorded by scientists that we're currently aware of?
>>495748
have it be a system where you can harvest them like every 2 weeks, and you get a constant flow of potatoes coming in
once it's all running you sped 5 minutes a day and then maybe an hour every harvest
>>495749
i feel like you are more likely to become rich and move and build somewhere in the new habitable zone than effect any meaningful change.
>>495749
also, sadly, sadchan quit :c
said may show bacc up in a few days but sigh
>>495744
noted :3
i may wait until i have more proper drafts it's in messy stages rn
but will dm you stuff
did we ever get that ai update with the new schizo modes or whatever
>>495721
#smooch davesprite can I have your discy? I think we might have similar interests
inspect the plant, cut off dead branches etc.
if you cant effect meaningful change, just cheer on lunatics like luigi and do big cummies :)
>>495757
and same, i can send the cryptpad of it to u on discy if u wan read some of its
>>495756
aw sad to hear. hope she's alri
you basically work in layers where you take out the bottom layer, harvest all the potatoes there, take out the soil at the bottom and move that soil to the top, and just keep repeating that every harvest
>>495755
>new habitable zone
for one, this isn't a guaranteed thing
for another, it's an impoverished existence
we'd be short a few billion minds and it would slow down EVERYTHING
!shroomyssg
>>495763
she had been rly unhappy seeing rune posting then horny posting
>>495766
#check (checked) nice get bro
also
>>495771
hot dog
if i link u the essay i coooould link twinkanon too
>>495764
like this
its still not got the bridge esc sections but it has some of the body text, i also almost always write the intro parts last
>>495756
awww she’s chased off a lotta bad ppl while I was here n supported others n has a really good heart. I hope she’s well
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>>495759
i will dm it
!shroomyssg
>>495767
this would be fixed if we didn't hornypost
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>>495779
and if u dm me i can rember and send in a few
>>495762
feel free btw!
>>495781
peeps had generally stopped, but they didnt like it being like
>>495779
ty!!
>>495735
also what about chillis, they're super easy to grow too
>>495774
Oh wait HI
I was busy uh... watching stuff
ppl overtly sexual like saying they wanna kiss or such
>>495767
probably doesnt belong in the cool kids club
prudes are fucking annoying aye
i just hope she gets through how she needs sigh
!shroomyssg
>>495792
prudes won
!shroomyssg
coombrainery will be destroyed by 2050
>>495795
unlikely #8ball (yes)
>>495795
no it will just get worse, they will build crazy addicting machines to hook those people up to
>>495795
is that when my erectile dysfunction will kick in?
considering how AI girlfriends and AI generated sexting and shit is going yea I dont think coomers are gonna be going hungry any time soon
>>495795
oh wait a stupid edit i made the other day is finally relevant
>>495799
but that stuff is lame
>>495801
maybe you just dont masturbate enough, even cheap models of AI dungeon can make pretty awesome personally tailored coom experiences.
>>495800
o yea did u see the flag i sent the one time i made
i like making dummy flags
>>495803
wait what did you make a coomer flag lmao
>>495802
It doesn't excite me
ill find some of them
nah
ig it would just be uh
off white
lol
!shroomyssg
>gooning to AI
>>495806
do you like AI or porn RPGs?
!shroomyssg
[gif of prof. farnsworth shaking his head]
>>495811
I generally don't find much value in AI, I've played some smutty games before. IDK some are good, some are meh.
good nite frens
I like the rpgs where you get turned into a monster girl whos less than human and have to go around and complete a quest to regain your humanity but then you fail and you have to sex 1 billion times
that one was for an old school aesthetic neocities (nekoweb) site
Saeki are you linking essay?
>>495817
literally me
>>495814
sleep well strawfren
X3
#tag (link to booru image) americans america american
>>495814
goodnight!!!!!!
>>495816
that's dope is that for some fictional nation
>>495822
goodnight Cutie!
>>495825
nu was just a flag joining together the symbols of ansynd/ancom flag, the uhh hecc im not remembering words
>>495826
damn those bitches really be getting sloppy with it
imagine them sucking each others toes
>>495823
reeee
::vriska_won
the kronstadt rebllion coat of arms type thing
pretty girl feet all wet and sloppy from being sucked on
america is the greatest nation on earth we've just been playing opposite day for 250 years we will stop soon trust
!shroomyssg
>>495832
vriska is the hillary clinton of homestuck and i mean that in a negative way
then the gonzo fist
>>495835
::our nation is
>>495835
based and true
>>495836
dude what the fuck
>>495841
::cuddle
d
d'awwwww
>>495841
CUTE
>>495841
would you engage in mutual toe sucking sesh?
>>495836
honestly vriska has a big joe biden energy if you consider just the parts of her story that happen before she dies
i might get a
<3 ilua
kronstad symbol tattooed like robert evans has someday
damn are there hot babes here
aight I probably have to sleep
vriska post-death and the resurrected one are literally completely different characters at that point
original flavor vriska is a psychopath who thinks she's the hero and has to be put down like a dog to save everyone
SHES JOE BIDEN
okay hillary does fit too
post more selfies please
>>495852
yeah ikr
:)
Alright, I am sleeping, but I am going to AVOID hornyposting tomorrow like a good twink
Please post selfies so I can compliment you cuties :)
!shroomyssg
>>495854
sleepy joe did nothing wrong
>>495860
oh you mean rapin joe
you mean clarence thomas simp joe
you mean crime bill joe
you mean joe "strom thurmond's closest friend" biden?
you mean the man who MADE donald trump our next president?
that joe?
hmmmmmm
>>495859
don't sexually harass too hard
!shroomyssg
i mean sloppy joe
Or else mods will come down on me for it
>>495862
is there really a limit? the cuter you are the more you like being sexually harassed this is a fact fact checked by rapin joe biden
>>495851
but they dieded:(
>>495858
very believable :3
oki errr
!shroomyssg
>>495861
whoa just take it easy man
>>495867
yeah..?
is abt the memory and the ideas
>>495870
i fucking hate joe biden
i feel bad for his many personal tragedies
but he is among the worst people for america in american history
>>495866
idk man, I just know I will get the heat if you hornypost too hard, it's a careful balance
>>495859
i have taken about 3 good selfies in my entire life
oh wait
i could invite daves into the discord i made for sharing writing and screen sharing
>>495875
post selfie, I will call you beautiful and offer to suck your toes :)
!shroomyssg
>>495873
listen jack he did all that he could
>>495868
I would NEVER hornypost on a uh... monday morning...
>>495880
>he did all that he could
to ruin black peoples' lives and womens' lives, sure
and for once twinkanon joins
>>495871
::cuddle
so long as u live on
wait
he also abdicated climate change
I just checked the time
>>495841
#throw
he did do good on infrastructure i'll give him that
amtrak joe is biden's one based form
!shroomyssg
>>495886
proof?
discord is scary how do you cope with having an identity and people know you and remember things youve said
i am only in libpol and private server rn on new acc
>>495890
look up the climate change agenda in the build back better bill
he let joe manchin sieze control and didn't fight for it because he wanted to not risk his highway funding project and get it going immediately and there was government shutdown risk
but then he just never picked that ball back up
joe manchin and joe biden together killed our most recent chance for a climate bill
!shroomyssg
>>495879
.play joe biden would you stop man
>>495891
ig I made peace w it cuz I got close to friends on there but eventually yeah I’ll be doxxed or banned from the platform
This is the most based video ever made by the way
>>495884
::hug
i might get a tattoo of one of the haymarket martyrs
>>495892
hey hottie :)
you post pics online anywher?
>>495892
cute :3
if not you should :)
i used to run a cosplay acc w a following but eventually left and then twt became elonified
>>495881
unthinkable ......
>>495892
if I paid for your plane ticket to hawaii would you let me suck your toes?
>>495906
I am a chaste twink
lel