>>89008
this people cannot take the simple joy of 50¢ ramen with toomuch salt from you

As much as they'd like to,

>>89016
#this is true if u can get behind it

That is YOURS

being conscious is its own kind of little hell when the chemistry is just wrong
altho i don't rly fuck with brain chemistry as an idea.... metaphorically tho i guess it makes sense..

>>89023
i felt this way much of my life but, enough time alone and forced to sit with my thoughts, i have realized, the largest happiness is the smallest things

i am not kidding

a millioniare who buys a yacht is having less fun than a very hungry man who has found an unattended sandwhich

>>89028
hmm it previews the image as 1x1 pixels which is not ideal
it's all i want for xmas that goes tiny

I genuinely believe that with the core of my beig

>>89034
all my schizoids please stand up and then promptly sit back down in fear that you have done something terribly wrong and learned some terrible truth

i would get hella terribad psychosis from anything psychedelic and the restingheartrate at 130 is so fucking real. like unable to not think about shit that is so irrelevant and dumb and makes no sense but you BELIEVE IT STILL.... it sux

#smartai what is dead water theory?

The Dead Water Theory is a phenomenon that occurs in marine environments where a ship experiences significant resistance and reduced speed due to the presence of an internal wave. This wave, which forms at the interface between water layers with different densities, creates a drag on the vessel's hull and can significantly impact its performance.

It was first observed by Norwegian explorer Fridtjof Nansen during his Arctic expedition in 1893. He noticed that his ship experienced difficulty navigating through areas with calm sea conditions but strong currents. Upon further investigation, he discovered that this was caused by an internal wave known as "dead water."

This phenomenon has been studied extensively since then, and it is now understood that dead water occurs when a shallow layer of freshwater sits atop denser saltwater. The difference in density between these two layers creates an unstable environment for ships to navigate through, resulting in increased resistance and decreased speed.

The Dead Water Theory has practical implications for maritime navigation and oceanographic research. It also serves as a reminder of the complex interactions within our oceans and how they can affect various activities carried out on or beneath their surface. what is dead water theory?

>>89042
based gzzzz

>>89044
last time i took edibles (too strong) i was hearing noises that sounded like speaking from my microwave and was like "hmm how perplexing. i wonder why the government installed tiny barely-audible speakers into every household apliance. perhaps some sort of mind control. oh well"

>>89045
after enough injections you can be hired to perform lethal injections at death row inmates

At least thats what I heard

schizo shit sucks fucking ass even when you recognise it as insane nonsense lol

>>89049
gotta get real good so u can fuck it up for the inmates and make them die slow laborious painful deaths ♥

I never liked that execution type

we should go back to chairs and firing squads

>>89055
at least if the firing squad fucked up and missed they could just do it again.... lethal injection so dumb like just dope that mf up with too much downers and let them go into a coma. cmon it's not hard

>>89058
my condolences

schizos need so much more spying just to be safe

TEAR YOUR SKIN OFF NOW!!!

>>89064
haha okayyyy

everyone wants to get you. in reference to, help

it's so good

I like this song, no matter what you tell me

we're getting ready for next christmas

>>89073
nice cedilla idiot you will LOVE mariah singing VERY LOUD

altho i guess yeah... the default player on ff will only go down to like 100x100 px.... fucked up...

>>89076
#say çççççççççççççççççççççççççççç

man i've been pronouncing cedillas all wrong

#quiet foot

meant to say fool

#say ßßßß

>>89082
do you also have ¿

just ONE atilde

#say ¿¿¿

#say .

#say abrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

blåhaj

°w°

#say Don't you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

#meow #meow #meow #meow #meow #meow #meow #meow

#say #ksay #usay #bsay #hsay #fsay #rsay [miy10,17 aw10,22 miy10,22 aw10,20 ay10,24 ae10,17m aa10,24 kae10,15t]

xased

zased

portuguese is smart it doesn't need no question mark @ the start

zvsed

zvsxd

>>89101
READING IN MY MIND

human beings will read this and comprehend it

>>89104
glegle implores you to visit https://massgrave.dev/ and activate ur fucking windows anon

is it a tongue

or is it a worm

>>89106
>>89107
i like to believe it's a particularly dark strande of linguini

parasite

glegle's dull, dead eyes... this parasite is exiting its host

husk

the best husk any worm could ask for

Its kinda creepy now

>>89105
I'm just testing some apps but thanks xD

I want to go back

.play the drink (cup)

a beverage of sorts????????????????

>>89114
phew...... thank goodness.... it was only a dream....

.play weezer pink triangle

>plush ad
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>89122
i have neither need nor want for the restful Cube :(

what even is the boondocks
i've only ever watched clips of it like this and it makes no sense to me

>>89126
the cycle is complete :)

>>89131
Everybody needs a friend

i like how this video is just a screenrecording someone else made of another video. it's videos all the way down

old school. likes cheese.

oh yeah I watched a bunch of the boondox once. but it doesn't hook up to a fax machine ; ) i dunno ; )

>>89105
thnkx gleggle I used it but I was so greatful to hear about it the first time

windows notification sound

oh man it was wobblin the whole time and i barely noticed

lmao

>that feeling when the car stops and you have to get out

that's the worst feeling
being in transit on a long journey is something special

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germany did have a lotta philosophers..... hmmmm......

excellent feeling from that sentence just on its own... w w and d d... delicious...

it's crazy how recent any kind of unified German state is

>>89153
true there were a couple rly good irish poets n playwrights

>>89154
i guess we forget abt the whole east/west germany things.... mister gorbachev, tear down these back walls....

>>89156
yeah mister yeatsy was a real one

>>89157
I mean 1871

#dumbai cool shit that w b yeats did:

oh man, that w b yeats guy was like, super cool or whatever. he did a bunch of stuff that was like, really important and stuff. i think he wrote some poems or something? yeah, definitely poems. and he was all about like, fairies and magic and stuff. but like, not the fake kind of magic, the real kind that you can actually see and touch and stuff.

i heard he was also into politics or something? like, he wanted ireland to be its own country or whatever. which is cool i guess, but like, why would anyone want to leave a perfectly good country? i don't get it.

but yeah, back to the cool shit he did. oh wait, i already said that. umm...oh yeah! he won a nobel prize for literature! which is like, a big deal or whatever. but honestly, who even cares about literature? it's just a bunch of fancy words that nobody understands.

anyway, back to yeats. i heard he was also really into astrology and stuff. you know, like reading your horoscope and all that jazz. but like, come on dude. everyone knows that's just a bunch of made up nonsense.

oh wait! i remember now! yeats was also into this thing called "the occult." which is basically just another word for witchcraft or something. but don't worry guys, it's not real. just some silly old man playing with candles and crystals.

so yeah, w b yeats was definitely an interesting dude with some cool ideas and stuff. but let's be real here folks, most of it was probably just a bunch of hocus pocus if you know what i mean. cool shit that w b yeats did:

the benefit of being late to the state party

similar to how those countries that got bombed to fuck in ww2 now have really nice cities and civic structures built into them because they could just start from scratch

rip..... maybe bombing isn't the solution after all................... big Bomb on suicide watch...

>>89161
the united states is almost a century older than the German Reich

>>89167
rip... i pray a good rest and a pleasant ez day for u.....
i gotta go to mf work tomorrow, we all have our stink to smell

me right now

>>89170
I wonder how much national consciousnesses the people in the region of the HRE had

there is no reason to consider the Dutch less German than the Swiss

>>89176
they couldn't really worry about such things

it's Germany all the way down...

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my brain is full of worms

#smartai if the average beard has 30000 hairs and needs ten to fifteen years to remove assuming a one hour session each month how long would it take to remove a much thinner moustache thats only 3000 follicles left at the very most?

Based on the given information, we can calculate that the average beard has 30,000 hairs and requires a time frame of ten to fifteen years for complete removal with one hour sessions being conducted monthly. This equates to approximately 120-180 sessions in total.

Using this same logic, if a much thinner moustache only has 3,000 follicles remaining at most, it would require significantly less time for removal compared to a full beard. Assuming an equal rate of hair growth and session duration as before, it would take approximately 12-18 months to remove the thin moustache entirely.

However, it is important to note that individual factors such as hair density and growth rate may affect the actual timeline for hair removal. Therefore these estimations should be taken with caution and regular monitoring of progress should be conducted by a professional in order to achieve optimal results. if the average beard has 30000 hairs and needs ten to fifteen years to remove assuming a one hour session each month how long would it take to remove a much thinner moustache thats only 3000 follicles left at the very most?

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>>89184
don't feed them then

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>>89042
how do you do this

every time i do it half leaks out

>>89059
this i dont understand why its not barbituates, thats the reason they were banned, too appealing to commit sui with because you just fall asleep and then die

Seems like it would be the perfect option

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those artificial pfew sounds rofl

god i love the intervention

>>89203
*intervenes you*

>>89200
I love tiny women with comically long guns!

i miss mw2

they don't look that much better to deserve the hardware

remastered is soulless

holy shit this is soulless

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>>89206
and they were just as much fun as they are today, if not more... (haha im getting old)