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kate
Got a call, gonna go see what it is (phone screen broke so parent use it like a butler bell)
anon
I got bit by squirrel once trying to feed him nut. turns out you can't get rabies from squirrels I don't think. didn't get rabies
>>358251
davesprite
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t4t is based just for the record
gotta clear my sins rq
::t4t
>>358250
anon
>>358249
its so mean that whoever made this is equating them to one another. left is lowk wgmi with some surgery right is a bona fide ogre
davesprite
i've dated so many ftms but none of them had figured it out at the time lmao
davesprite
.play heart shaped box
davesprite
.play she should've been
davesprite
.play in bloom
davesprite
nirvana will never go out of style
>>358267
dawn
.play nirvana the man who sold the world
straw girl
.play nirvana
straw girl
it has now been 10 minutes
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
kate
okie i back
straw girl
hai kate
anon
I have to kill God tomorrow. by which I mean. do the laundry and do a bit of work
Randalfag
Who up jorking it
anon
never jorking. always working.
straw girl
e has completely obliterated my sex drive ::goon
Randalfag
Turns out being a schizo kills your libido which explains a few things
>>358296>>358286
davesprite
NEVER MASTURBATE
ALWAYS WORKIN LATE
davesprite
NEVER PULL YOUR HOG
ALWAYS IN THE SLOG
davesprite
NEVER TUG YOUR RAGIE
BE THE PERFECT WAGIE
anon
is rose orlando around
davesprite
that's rough buddy
^read this unsnarkily thanks
davesprite
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>358283
I hate that I already knew this cause my hypersexual homie who always used to flirt with me constantly stopped doing that when he completely lost his mind and started hallucinating demons every day
>>358303
straw girl
(')-=-(')
( " )
/ _/'-----'\_
_\\ _
jgs >)/_\---/_\(<
>>358299
dawn
sjis fail
straw girl
we just hit 2.5% donewith this video we can do it friendoes
>>358308>>358309
Randalfag
>>358307
Based and коляpilled
davesprite
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>>358307
well 2.5% is the revolution threshold so now we just need to overthrow the sunflower government
i think i am applying this correctly
no one correct me
::sbahj
anon
>>358305
just set up a dental office and wait for the clock to strike 2:30
>>358317
straw girl
build up a sizeable force and offer me some nice compensation and i might betrary crazy dave
>>358318
anon
>>358315
I got a crazy Dave. he's a mid 40s schizophrenic gay guy who ran away from his Catholic family in Ireland to join the circus. he said he's working on inventing time travel. I believe him.
>>358321
Randalfag
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I want to pump his little stomach full of beer and see what will happen next
davesprite
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i got a crazy dave
he's chained up in the back of my brain something fierce
::ebil
straw girl
>>358318
dude just like the one from plants vs zombies
Randalfag
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I once stole a Postal 2 cd disc from my uncle and haven't returned it yet
straw girl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
my uncle in jail for suffocating a baby. he still writes my mom letters from jail.
>>358325
anon
think they're letting him out soon. it's cursed.
>>358329
davesprite
>>358327
>russian
>says "westoid"
man up
affirm your gender
go die on the front
<3
>>358332
davesprite
>>358332
oh okay nevermind
you should prove your manhood by becoming the next president then
>>358334
davesprite
>>358334
that's good to hear
i wouldn't wanna be trans in russia atm
davesprite
>>358336
wait is he an american larping as a russian or a russian who speaks english lol
>>358339
kate
>>358334
Make sure to try the shamrock shake I heard it's good
davesprite
>>358339
oh okay that anon just forgot there are presidents outside america got it kek
>>358343
anon
night night
davesprite
my favorite part of ireland is the green part of the chicago river
anon
my Irish gypsie friend who's life I saved who then became a neo Nazi got institutionalized and now he's on lithium and he has a dog and a girlfriend and lives in a van
davesprite
>>358343
i am also irish so here's my take on that
.play come out ye black and tans
>>358349
Randalfag
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Кто тут сомневается что я русский богатырь, го 1 на 1 я тебе кадык вырву
anon
b
anon
boy i sure picked a bad week to quit taking amphetaminea
>>358372
Randalfag
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Me talking to my neighbor druggie (her cat terrorized me)
davesprite
.play undone the sweater song
davesprite
i am aware that 8/18 of the playlist is my entries btw
mods or angeries can tell me to stop at any time
i rly like sharing music and clips apparently
davesprite
or other people can post more songs that's always kino
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag
.play animal i have become
>>358358
davesprite
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if you guys got full root access to the white house website to change whatever you wanted what would you display on the page
>>358363>>358364
kate
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
>>358361
#throw
::no_good scheming cat
davesprite
we watchin anime now waow 4chan is so here
.play cruel angels thesis
pk
wawawaa
davesprite
i should probably check if there's a usable rose tag before i ruin another one lol
Randalfag
7 AM wakey wakey
Randalfag
Did the most fembrained thing today (asked my english professor if he is pro life or pro choice)
anon
waow
anon
bavarians?
anon
>>358386
at least one of those is a donut
davesprite
>>358386
>bavarians
smh why does everyone think bisexuals are nazis v_v
anon
>german ethnic group
oh goddamn it i just pulled a random nationality from my head
davesprite
also what is up with bavaria why are they so neonazi
>>358397
anon
bavarians aren't as nazi as silesians
>>358399
Randalfag
>>358394
Cause germans = nazi haha Hitler kaput
davesprite
>>358396
the closer to the soviet block you venture the more everyone is convinced hitler should have won and the stasi were based lol
anon
NOW
anon
who are more deutsch, the aryans or the bavarians
>>358403
davesprite
>>358405
that's obviously tibetans
descendants of steppe nomad conquerors
inheritors of among the most peaceful and based belief systems
builders of beauty in the mountains
literally genetically superior and can survive in places that kill normies
also nepalese for the same reasons
>>358411
anon
he looks like the chocolate boy from that commercial
davesprite
>>358411
i learned all about the history of genghis khan's daughter queens awhile back and now every time i hear about the events in xinjiang some part of me screeches about the lost mongol legacy
(i am not mongol descended)
davesprite
like the history of turfan-urumqi (main urban center of xinjiang, gobi oasis and critical trade stop off) is so interesting
davesprite
fuck the CCP
han supremacist red nazi fucks
>>358426
anon
>>358418
16% unscheduled amphetamine analogues by weight
pk
fwooty gumdwop :3
Randalfag
How the fuck do i remove this fuck
davesprite
>>358418
#tag (post has no image) tate
davesprite
>>358418
#tag (post has no image) tate
davesprite
wut
pk
liveboard moment i guess
davesprite
>>358417
it's gonna be so embarassing when they read this off in my execution trial in a couple decades
>>358428
davesprite
>>358430
what do you want from me a grotesquely bad depiction of daddy xi or something
davesprite
no wait i should do that actually
pk
yes you should
Randalfag
Poor Yasuna getting all the brain damage
Randalfag
Wait is that Misty from Pokey Men
Randalfag
Look ma I'm on tv
anon
this is the woman who is always insane on twitter
>>358442
Randalfag
Ааааа женщина
anon
WTF IS THIS!!!
anon
where
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