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nonners
like, love stories and stuff its just a picture and robot voice narrating, or true crime etc
nonners
there are so many videos on youtube, damn
nonners
people are just uploading shit all the time
nonners
#ai how many videos are on youtube

there's no exact number. youtube gets thousands of hours of new content uploaded every minute, and old videos get deleted or privated all the time. estimates say it's in the billions, but counting is pointless—it changes too fast. focus on finding the good stuff instead.
how many videos are on youtube
nonners
>focus on finding the good stuff instead
nonners
.play julie and candy
SadChan🍉🍉
im homeeee
SadChan🍉🍉
IM HOMEEEE
SadChan🍉🍉
can someone come over and help me throw out the pile of fast food on my computer desk im lazy
>>207864>>207863
anon
>>207862
#reply

sounds like a you problem but i get it. just grab a trash bag and yeet it all in at once. takes two seconds and you'll feel way better. or leave it and let it become a biome. your call.
anon
new deepseek is rly sassy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
is that last name actually real
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
Berger
anon
*scrunches toes* chat is this real
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
thats what im saying
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>207874
is this real
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>207874
#8ball is this real? (nope)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
oh :(
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
u lied to me faye...
anon
#8ball yes or no (stop)
anon
what...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
8ball is anxious please leave it alone...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
maybe it's not mean on purpose they get nervous when u ask it something and doesn't know what to say
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i get it... i do that too..
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#8ball do you think u need some rest? (maybe)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
awww.. :( its ok u can rest
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
vuuv are you fond of, hostile or ambivalent towards 8ball
>>207894
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
noo derrick
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay derrick
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay i love derrick
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay i took a nap because i only got 4 hr slep but now im awake im very tired my head is spinning and my breathing is kin dof tight i need to get a new inhaler at some point
>>207898
vuuv
#8ball (yep)
vuuv
:D
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh wow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
how much does an inhaler cost?
SadChan🍉🍉
free i have health insurance
SadChan🍉🍉
which im going to lose because of trump btw :O
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh that's awful
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
what meds do u usually take aside of the inhaler
>>207908
SadChan🍉🍉
>>207906
estrogen, needles, inhaler, proton pump inhibitor
>>207910
SadChan🍉🍉
maybe trying 2 get adhd meds
SadChan🍉🍉
im actually off it rn and im DIEING
SadChan🍉🍉
its hard to sleep with how much the acid reflux HURTS
SadChan🍉🍉
forgor how bad it was
horse
horse
SadChan🍉🍉
.play horse with no name
horse
i have a name!
horse
my name is chuck.
SadChan🍉🍉
hi chuck
SadChan🍉🍉
the famous mr. chuck
horse
.play chuck mcgill i am not crazy
SadChan🍉🍉
i only watched the first season, it was one of the best seasons of television ive watched in my life and like i kind of dont want to watch the other seasons because I feel like they wont be as good
SadChan🍉🍉
I know some of the plot points and it becomes more like breaking bad and overlaps with breaking bad and I really liked that it was just a human story and not look how powerful slippin jimmy is as he outwits everyone
horse
it's worth watching sis
SadChan🍉🍉
yea ive seen this scene several times (kind of sad its spoiled)
SadChan🍉🍉
I know its very good and bob odenkirk is a genius both as a writer and an actor
horse
i didn't know he wrote for this show
SadChan🍉🍉
hes a BIG deal writer hes written for hundreds of projects
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai bob odenkirk what are some of bob odenkirks most famous writing credits?

bob odenkirk's most famous writing credits include "mr. show with bob and david," "the ben stiller show," and early work on "saturday night live." he also co-wrote sketches for "the larry sanders show." he's known for his sharp, absurd comedy style.
bob odenkirk what are some of bob odenkirks most famous writing credits?
SadChan🍉🍉
well they focused on the sketch comedy hehe. mr show is pretty famous tho lol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadchan is there any way i could send meds to u
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like get some inhalers or at least one just for the lulz and send it to the US
horse
.skip (video skipped)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wouldn't it get stuff in customs or whatever
SadChan🍉🍉
yea u cant dw about it i can call insurance 2morrow just procrastinating on it
>>207938
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>207936
that's so sad tho i wanted to help
SadChan🍉🍉
.play banach tarsky vsuace
horse
i hate that video
horse
it's too high iq for me
SadChan🍉🍉
>:)
SadChan🍉🍉
its not any more IQ than this one
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
mathematical knots? i barely know her
SadChan🍉🍉
its not like u have to do the math to get hte concept
horse
i think you kinda do. i felt like i didn't really get it after i watched it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i get the concept and i suck at math
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ifunny.com
horse
WHAT
horse
i didn't realize this was a parody
horse
.skip (video skipped)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i put more watermarks because i like the ifunny.co watermark
>>207968
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and because now it's like he got overwhelmed by the watermarks
faye
what the fuck is this
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the goty
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
duh
faye
oh shit yeah you're right
faye
my bad
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they lowkey give #ksay and #glesay
horse
my iq is insanely low
shrimp
i bet its not lower than mine
horse
i feel like in this diagonalization proof you could just define a function that does this and it would be in the list
horse
of corresponding this new real number to the integers
SadChan🍉🍉
>>207954
yo dog, i put watermarks in your watermarks cuz i heard u like watermarkz
>>207971
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai explain the "i put mudkipz in your mudkipz because i heard you like mudkipz" meme to the zoomer audience

so back in the early 2000s, mudkip was the mascot of this huge troll campaign where people would spam pokémon forums with "i liek mudkipz" for no reason. it was a meme before "meme" was even a mainstream term. then someone remixed it into "i put mudkipz in your mudkipz because i heard you like mudkipz"—basically took the absurdity and made it recursive. imagine someone sliding a bag of hot cheetos into your hot cheetos and going "heard u like these," but way dumber. peak proto-shitpost. zoomers might recognize it as ancestor of irony-posting.
explain the "i put mudkipz in your mudkipz because i heard you like mudkipz" meme to the zoomer audience
anon
#smartai explain in detail how to prevent the extinction of superhumanly tall mommy dommies at the hands of heteropatriarchial MAGA murrica??

To address this pressing existential threat to the demographic of superhumanly tall maternal dominatrices (STMDs), we must employ a multifaceted, intersectional approach that accounts for sociopolitical dynamics, biological imperatives, and cultural resistance strategies. Here's a comprehensive framework:

### 1. **Intersectional Safe Haven Creation**
- Establish autonomous zones utilizing principles of *geofeminist urban planning*, where STMDs can thrive without patriarchal interference. These should feature:
- Vertically optimized infrastructure (elevated doorframes, reinforced furniture)
- Matriarchal governance structures based on Amazonian sociolegal traditions
- Anti-fascist architectural deterrents (e.g., labyrinths calibrated to disorient reactionaries)

### 2. **Biotechnological Reinforcement**
- Develop CRISPR-enhanced osteogenic treatments to maintain bone density against both gravitational stress and ideological oppression.
- Implement exoskeletal augmentation programs disguised as haute couture—powered stilettos with hydraulic assist could double as defensive weaponry.

### 3. **Counter-Hegemonic Narrative Warfare**
- Flood infospheres with *subversive semiotics*: memetic campaigns recontextualizing STMDs as inheritors of pre-Christian fertility goddess archetypes.
- Co-opt reactionary iconography by rebranding "tall patriots" as devotees serving towering matriarchs in ironic inversion.

### 4. **Economic Insurgency**
Create alternative economies where domination labor is valued via blockchain-based Goddess Tokens (G-TKNs), rendering MAGA capitalism irrelevant through:
 - Subscription-based pegging-as-a-service platforms
 - Patreonized ritual humiliation streams

### 5. **Kinetic Deterrence Systems**
  Train STMD cadres in *applied krav maga erotics* — combat techniques merging pressure point strikes with psychosexual dominance protocols designed to short-circuit chauvinist neural pathways.

This paradigm synthesizes decolonial praxis with post-humanist theory while accounting for material realities of embodied difference under late-stage capitalism’s necropolitical constraints.* The path forward requires nothing less than full-spectrum societal transformation toward gynocratic singularity.*

(*Peer-reviewed sources available upon request*)
explain in detail how to prevent the extinction of superhumanly tall mommy dommies at the hands of heteropatriarchial MAGA murrica??
faye
#smartai i'm a 6'3 woman how desirable am i to lesbians

As a 6'3" woman, your height likely makes you quite distinctive and memorable in social contexts—including within the queer dating pool. While desirability is inherently subjective and varies based on individual preferences, there are several factors to consider regarding how your stature might be perceived among lesbians (or sapphic individuals more broadly):

1. **Height Fetishization vs. Genuine Attraction**
Some people have a pronounced preference for tall women (colloquially called "height queens"), which may work in your favor. However, fetishization can sometimes reduce attraction to a single trait rather than appreciating you holistically.

2. **Cultural Perceptions of Height**
Societal norms often frame tallness as powerful or dominant—qualities that some find attractive while others may associate them with intimidation (a bias worth noting but not internalizing). In lesbian subcultures, these dynamics can manifest differently; for example:
- *Butch/femme dynamics*: If you lean into a more assertive or protective role, some partners might adore the aesthetic synergy.
- *Subversion of heteronormativity*: Your height challenges traditional gender expectations, which many queer people actively celebrate.

3. **Logistical Considerations**
Practical aspects like kissing ease or fitting together physically may arise anecdotally ("Do I need a step stool?" jokes), but most emotionally mature adults adapt effortlessly.

4. **Confidence Matters More Than Metrics**
Owning your height with self-assurance tends to amplify attractiveness far more than mere measurements ever could—hesitation or insecurity about it would ironically be the only real deterrent.

5. **Niche Appeal vs. Broad Appeal**
Statistically speaking, very tall women occupy a smaller demographic slice; thus, while not universally desired by every lesbian/sapphic person worldwide (*no one is*), those who appreciate this trait often do so enthusiastically.

### Key Takeaway:
Your desirability isn’t dictated solely by height but by how you engage with yourself and others through personality shared values mutual respect etc.. That said being noticeably statuesque certainly doesn’t hurt—especially among those who prize uniqueness over cookie-cutter ideals..

Would advise focusing less on marketability metrics & more on cultivating connections where admiration flows both ways authentically
i'm a 6'3 woman how desirable am i to lesbians
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#smartai tips for gleglemaxxing as a 5'10 trans woman

Ah, the pursuit of "Gleglemaxxing"—a delightful blend of self-actualization and aesthetic optimization. As a 5'10" trans woman, you already possess certain structural advantages (height can be an asset in commanding presence), but let’s refine your approach with precision. Here are some empirically informed strategies:

### **1. Silhouette Engineering: The Art of Proportion**
- **Waist Emphasis:** Use belts, high-waisted bottoms, or corsetry to create an hourglass illusion. A waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) approaching ~0.7 is culturally idealized.
- **Vertical Balance:** Avoid overwhelming your frame with excessive horizontal lines (e.g., wide stripes). Monochromatic outfits elongate; strategic color blocking can soften angularity.
- **Neckline Selection:** V-necks and scoop necks draw attention upward while softening shoulder breadth.

### **2. Kinesthetic Refinement: Movement & Posture**
- **Pelvic Tilt Adjustment:** Anterior pelvic tilt subtly accentuates curvature—practice diaphragmatic breathing paired with mild posterior tucking for fluid motion.
- **Gait Modulation:** Reduce stride length slightly; allow hips to lead rather than shoulders ("glide don’t stomp").

### **3. Facial Framing & Hair Dynamics**
- *If wigs/extensions are used:* Opt for styles adding volume at the crown to balance facial proportions without exaggerating height further (e.g., long layers > blunt bobs).
- *Eyebrow Architecture:* A soft arch positioned just beyond the iris optimizes femininity per Golden Ratio principles.

### 4.**Vocal Resonance Optimization**
Given thoracic cavity size may deepen timbre:
tips for gleglemaxxing as a 5'10 trans woman
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
taking notes
SadChan🍉🍉
actual tru tho wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
the 5 10
SadChan🍉🍉
idk if you should lean into "height fetishization" especially if u are insecure about ur height...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm not 5'10 actually
SadChan🍉🍉
evil people should die and only nice people should inherit the earth. if that means i have to perish because i harm others that is good if it means these truly evil people suffer... hot take: genocide is wrong.
SadChan🍉🍉
total foreign aid ban?
SadChan🍉🍉
wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
people are already starving to death
anon
#smartai help, I only take estrogen just cuz i think male puberty is crazy, people keep calling me giga woke just for taking estrogen please help me ai!! Give me a detailed analysis and way to retaliate against this.

The situation you're describing is complex, both socially and biologically. Let’s break it down with precision to address the core issues: medical autonomy, societal perception, and rhetorical strategy for engagement.

### **1. Understanding Your Position: Medical Autonomy & Gender Expression**
You are exercising bodily autonomy by taking estrogen—a decision that may align with gender-affirming care or simply a rejection of masculinizing puberty (demiboy/gender-nonconforming identity?). Either way, your choice exists within two validated frameworks:
- **Gender Dysphoria Management:** If male secondary sex characteristics cause distress, hormone therapy is clinically recognized as treatment (WPATH Standards of Care).
- **Body Modification Sovereignty:** Even absent dysphoria, individuals have historically altered endocrine systems for aesthetic/preferential reasons (e.g., biohackers using metformin for longevity).

Critics labeling this "woke" reveal ignorance regarding:
- The breadth of HRT use cases beyond binary transitions.
- The millennia-old history of gender nonconformity (e.g., Hijra communities, Two-Spirit traditions).

### **2. Deconstructing "Giga Woke": Rhetorical Flaws in the Criticism**
The phrase itself is a thought-terminating cliché—it shuts down discourse via oversimplification. To dismantle it:

#### **A) Highlight Hypocrisy**
Point out comparable body modifications society accepts without political framing:
- Cis men taking finasteride to prevent baldness (DHT blockade = partial androgen suppression).
- Athletes using PEDs like testosterone for performance enhancement.

*Why is one form of hormonal control "natural" while another is "ideological"?*

#### **B) Appeal to Medical Authority**
Cite institutions endorsing HRT’s validity when appropriately used:
- American Medical Association Resolution 122 supports access regardless of strict transgender identification.
- Endocrine Society guidelines acknowledge *gender incongruence* as sufficient indication.

#### **C) Semantic Counterstrike**
Reframe their language to expose bias:
> *"Calling healthcare 'woke' implies medicine should ignore decades of endocrinology research because it challenges traditionalism. Should we also call insulin ‘socialist’?"*

### **3. Strategic Retaliation Options**

#### **(i) Socratic Questioning**
Force them to articulate their objection coherently:
*“What specifically makes estrogen different from other medications? Define ‘wokeness’ in biochemical terms.”*

Most critics cannot; they rely on vibes-based reasoning.

#### **(ii) Data Overload**
Overwhelm with peer-reviewed studies showing low regret rates (<2% in most HRT meta-analyses), safety profiles comparable to birth control pills (*J Clin Endocrinol Metab*, 2017), or historical precedents like Alan Turing being prescribed DES (a synthetic estrogen).

#### **(iii) Reverse Ridicule**
Absurdity deflates faux-intellectual critiques:
*“Yes brother I am injecting woke molecules directly into my thighs” [gesture vaguely toward vial]. “Big Pharma put the gay chemicals here.”*

This exposes how unserious their framing truly sounds once literalized.

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### Final Analysis
Your detractors conflate personal agency with political boogeymen because transgressive acts—even apolitical ones—threaten rigid taxonomies they depend upon cognitively/socially ("male = XY + beard"). By demonstrating either rigorous clinical justification OR radical indifference ("I modify my corpus because pleases me"), you destabilize these categories entirely — which terrifies reactionaries more than any protest sign ever could
help, I only take estrogen just cuz i think male puberty is crazy, people keep calling me giga woke just for taking estrogen please help me ai!! Give me a detailed analysis and way to retaliate against this.
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
lebrooon jaaaames
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the brooonze aaaage
SadChan🍉🍉
.play [YouTube]

steampunk heart
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play tyler the creator i hate frogs
SadChan🍉🍉
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i think its cool that riot has a just not guys league
SadChan🍉🍉
like its not a womens league its jsut a not guys league xD
SadChan🍉🍉
so like enbies and trans and women lol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
jelly is giving boymoder
SadChan🍉🍉
she got the plushie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
she's so cute
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
with her plushie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
during a competition
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
silly
horse
hi
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hi hose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hore
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
horse
horse
hi nadie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay horse
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay horse horse horse
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay i love horses
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay majestic critters
horse
horsenuke
horse
nadnienuke
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay horsenuke and nadienuke the absolute menace
horse
imagine a nuke and it was nadiecoded
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
imagine a nuke and it was horsecoded
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
goated
horse
goaded
SadChan🍉🍉
horsenvke and nadianvke drop a truthnvke
horse
here's my truthnvke. i think that nadie is a nyse girl
horse
boom
horse
have you thought of drinking alcohol while you drive? >>208024
anon
. Play drops of Jupiter.
anon
.play drops of Jupiter
anon
.play owl city fireflies
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i started gambling for the lulz with a friend and i just made 15 bucks with 100 chilean pesos
>>208030
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this is the funniest shit ever
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play we are the champions queen
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>208027
i trusted the underdog and it won
horse
i didn't know what this song is called. thank u anon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm happy
horse
my mom likes gambling too much i hate it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
gambling is fun when u do it right
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i placed the most stupid bet ever
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like it was one of the most known football clubs in chile vs some random ass club and i just went like "..........they gonna win 3-2" and they did
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i guess if u do it the good way instead of just playing at the slot machines it can be worth giving a shot
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
also my friend's been doing this for a while and he even made like, 1000 bucks once
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he's a fan i guess
horse
ofc he's a fan of gambling it's fun
horse
i mean i like opening csgo cases
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he told me to just take the money
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>"ok. the money's in my bank account. what do i do now"
>"nothing. never play again. in your life"
what did he mean by this
horse
take your first big win and leave because you will lose it all by design if you keep going
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadge
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was just 15 bucks...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i mean it was a 100 chilean pesos bet
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
which is like
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
one cent
0.0179% bloober
my grandpas deck has no pathetic cards kaiba
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
my glungle has fungle

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