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anon
>>110479
sonlamente hablo español to be tbh but i can understand like half of french from it
!nIOh.loris
#say boogér boogér boogér boogér boogér boogér
!nIOh.loris
#quiet
!nIOh.loris
#say bogér bogér bogér
anon
#ksay #fsay #dsay #say aweewewewewewewewe abubndbdhdnububub abuubunubububunuhuhuh ahuhuhuhuhuhuh
shrimp
hehe
!nIOh.loris
hehe
3.252% booger!boymodewng
>>110481
don't believe it
!nIOh.loris
#ksay #fsay #dsay #say ass
smog
numbersign say ass
anon
#say boob
anon
#derrick
smog
#buryshoe
smog
#glegle
!nIOh.loris
#glegle
anon
#glegle
!nIOh.loris
>>110507
me a few minutes ago
anon
glegle is so cute and cool and also my friend ^~^
!nIOh.loris
my hair was pristine when i went to sleep when i woke up it turned into some post modernist statue. i need satin covers or a bonnet
anon
i think messy hair is cute
smog
buryworm
anon
buryworm my beloved
anon
omg bury is pregante
!nIOh.loris
LMAO
smog
is evil bury has a child with nice bury would their child be neutral bury
>>110522
anon
>>110521
maybe it would just be small head bury
smog
s4s is a strange place
anon
it used to be nice but last time i checked it was full of mean poster maasquerading as nice posters :c
anon
ok its nightine goodnight wormies :3
>>110529
smog
good nice wormanon
!nIOh.loris
.play midnight charm jenevieve
3.254% booger!boymodewng
lroi can i have 50
>>110532
3.255% booger!boymodewng
dollars
!nIOh.loris
awn..
!nIOh.loris
>>110535
#kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss #kiss
!nIOh.loris
srtydhtgrefdregtrfxvbkzjzbdhkjhbvkjdhfvbskjdfhbvskjdfhvb
!nIOh.loris
i don't have 50 dollars tho
3.257% booger!boymodewng
what if i gave you 100
3.258% booger!boymodewng
and then you gave me 50
smog
sounds like a good deal tbqhwyrn
!nIOh.loris
>>110543
illuminaty confirmed
!nIOh.loris
i want more
3.260% booger!boymodewng
what do you mean
>>110548
3.261% booger!boymodewng
but i don't have any
!nIOh.loris
oh...
3.262% booger!boymodewng
srry...
!nIOh.loris
ogey
!nIOh.loris
why is it always old man follwing on bsky 😭😭
!nIOh.loris
following me*
!nIOh.loris
if i posted my pics there i bet i would get more old man followiwng me
smog
maybe youtube thinks you could use some chuckles and chortles
nonners
haha jokes
nonners
theres no way a real person chose that name for a channel
3.263% booger!boymodewng
nonners
3.264% booger!boymodewng
nonners
3.265% booger!boymodewng
nonners!
>>110566
smog
>>110565
not that you know..........
!nIOh.loris
boog is 42
smog
elder xillenial boojer
anon
did you know... boog stands for booger
>>110573
smog
>>110574
i believe it then (your mind has never been wrong)
3.267% booger!boymodewng
i don't bleieve it
!nIOh.loris
my sweets stash is dwindling
!nIOh.loris
aaaaaaa
!nIOh.loris
the sweet cravings will kill me
!nIOh.loris
i'm a machine fueled by sweets
CravingSadThings
i wish i could eat whatever i wanted whenever i wanted without consequences i should have jsuit been born better than other people able to eat whatever I want and still be healthy like when I was 15
CravingSadThings
tbh I deserve to just be special and get things easily and/or for free
>>110585>>110587
CravingSadThings
just me tho
!nIOh.loris
>>110583
same.
princess life without being one ain't easy.

my sweets are all gone
CravingSadThings
:P
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#say glungle
smog
#ksay glay glungulus
3.270% booger!boymodewng
>>110607
>glaygolas
too old
CravingSadThings
LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY
3.271% booger!boymodewng
>>110611
nuh uh
CravingSadThings
>>110611
NO i think its more real than its ever been :(
3.274% booger!boymodewng
(Bad)
3.275% booger!boymodewng
(bAd)
3.276% booger!boymodewng
(baD)
!nIOh.loris
shit i need to fix my os
nonners
brainworm.surgery doesnt work anymore, what kinda fuckery is this?
!nIOh.loris
it redirect here
nonners
no it doesnt
3.277% booger!boymodewng
>>110626
just make your own brainworm.surgery competitor
nonners
literally unusable
CravingSadThings
>>110626
isnt it terrible
nonners
why is that sound so familiar even tho ive never used this os
CravingSadThings
iconic
nonners
>>110630
now its working, opworm just fixed it damn he's fast
nonners
>>110634
it WAS NOT WORKING 5 mins ago thats what ive been saying
>>110637
CravingSadThings
the site should be named thedeepwebzone.internet
CravingSadThings
the website url should be www.freeipodnanos.com
CravingSadThings
umm uhhh uhh UMMM uh UMMM uhh uh

uhh UMMM huh UHHH
fujo
>... <
nibble
trying my new cities beer for the first time right now, its pretty good
>>110646
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glayolas
smog
>>110644
nice to support local breweries even if most of the time it's the same as anything else you can get
>>110648
smog
#ksay holy glay-golays
nibble
#ksay we are the rejects
smog
>>110648
i just mean that i'm a tastelet and all beer tastes p much the same to me.....
>>110651
nibble
>>110650
ah i see. cant relate there, im not much of a beer enjoyer myself but some beer is just so bitter that its disgusting idk
>>110652
smog
that's like half of the IPAs with pretty can designs in every off licence near me
>>110654
nibble
>>110653
i really want to try some of those hipster craft beers, dont think you can get them in germony
smog
from what i can tell they all taste nearly identical
smog
(but again i am a tastelet so/................)
smog
they have some really attractive designs tho i like em
nibble
arent you irish? you guys have great whiskey
>>110659
smog
>>110658
yeah, i'm not much of a spirits person tho so don't rly have context for the irish whiskey ppl love
smog
guiness is good shit thou
nibble
guiness is not my cup of tea tbh
nibble
but i like jameson whiskey, its the only itish whiskey you can get at supermarkets here i think
>>110668
nonners
we buy golf clubs
smog
.play mikes gold
smog
no
smog
.skip
smog
.play mikes golf
smog
>>110662
fucked up... gotta get some more irish imports in ur markets.... protests imminnent....
nibble
buying golf club 10 gold
nibble
.play have you ever had a dream where
smog
>>110670
i met an ex bf online who was from ireland, but i actually don't think i've met anyone else just out int he wild
smog
fucked up
smog
>>110673
these people are government hoaxes and don't exist
nonners
welsh ppl dont have onternet confirmed
>>110706
nibble
have you ever met someone from africa on the internet
>>110683
nonners
scotland is real ive met one
smog
.play Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
nonners
so is england
nibble
>>110683
africa not real confirmed
nonners
or from central asia
nonners
se asia do have internet i can confirm
nonners
what else is tgere
nibble
Australia is real, Austria is real, Switzerland is real, Luxemburg is real, uhh, trying to think of more obscure countries
nonners
uve net someone from luxemburg?
>>110690
nibble
she even spoke german lol
nibble
albania, ive never met anyone from albania
nonners
i can confirm latvia and lithuania as well, also estonia
>>110694
nibble
>>110693
>lithuania
jonas ceika comes to mind
nonners
imagine meeting someone from slovenia or slovakia
>>110698
nibble
zizek
nibble
>>110695
but no, these places are not real either
nonners
everyone ive met from lithuania was super chill and nice
nibble
.skip
nibble
i think estonia is a really chill place
nibble
its a utopia for the tech enjoyers from what ive heard, they basically live in the future
smog
yeah doesn't estonia have like fully electronic everything
>>110705
smog
voting and govt documents etc etc
>>110705
nibble
>>110703
>>110704
yeah, i think they basically all get one card that does everything, credit card, insurance card, card that you clock into work with, etc.
>>110707
CravingSadThings
>>110678
i met a welsh repressor, wierd person. really into being a dog and accelerationism
>>110708>>110859
smog
>>110705
pretty based tbh, much more efficient although i guess also much more susceptible to hacking
>>110709
nibble
.play wkuk lincoln
nonners
i hate lhone typing
CravingSadThings
>>110708
idk listening to people talk about accelerationism is damaging to your brain and soul. i made the sign of the cross and banished them to the dark dimension.
nibble
>>110711
right wing hidu larping accelerationism
nonners
.play steve jobs introducing iphone
>>110717
smog
you have fucked up now
nonners
i didt do nothon
nonners
ihavent met anyone from venezuela
>>110725
nonners
oh wait no i have
CravingSadThings
im glad steve jobs is dead
>>110727
CravingSadThings
more CEOs should be dead
nibble
we was a thief and just generally an asshole
CravingSadThings
Press Y to freak out.
nibble
man i spent so much time playing that game
smog
oh shit
CravingSadThings
>>110731
it makes you freak out
CravingSadThings
freaking out is an important part of skating
smog
lain's beefing it quite a lot in this vid
nonners
do u guys think this will flop
>>110738
nibble
>>110737
its a gimmick, im putting all of my money into blackberry
CravingSadThings
ipods were pretty good but im still glad steve jobs died of cancer
nonners
the one with no screen were useless how did people use them? did they only have 5 songs?
CravingSadThings
idk but nanos were kino
CravingSadThings
but you know what was actually super kino that people dont remember?
CravingSadThings
no its not zune
CravingSadThings
the sony sonsa
CravingSadThings
i cant even find pictures of it anymore lol
CravingSadThings
its was like 1/4 the size of an ipod nano lol it was super tiny but it had good storage headphones jack a screen and radio access and you could record off hte radio and it was like 30 dollars in the 2000s. insanely based product.
nibble
i miss the time when you had to go to the royal court to hear the string quartets perform
>>110751>>110752
nonners
1000017430.jpg
i had this as a kid, listened to all my music there and watched rhcp live shows
nibble
i always had an ipod, my dad was always an iSimp
nonners
>>110748
what if u get it stuck in ur head youll never hear it again how did ppl live like that
>>110753
CravingSadThings
BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS BRING BACK PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS
nibble
>>110756
go back to consuming cloud rap on loop then
nonners
i will
nibble
good4u!
CravingSadThings
I HOPE THIS GUY GETS CANCER
nibble
iphone go brrrrr
smog
iphone does what nokiadon't
CravingSadThings
iphone is evil
>>110764
nibble
ive been think about getting a thinkpad x1
CravingSadThings
>>110764
no i just hate iphone i do have an android tho. idr care about OS its about right to repair and the absolute VILLAINY of proprietary shit like charges and operating systems. the fact that the phone is designed to explode if you try to run your choice of software on it is awful
>>110769
nonners
.play clouddead rifle eyes
nibble
>>110767
i agree but its not like samsung or whatever is better in that regard
>>110770
CravingSadThings
>>110769
its objectively better like wtf?? you can install any OS you want on any mainline samsung phone and they are far more repairable and theres a lot of new phone brands that are specifically designed to be self servicable and build their buisness model about making their phones upgradeable, repairable and sustainable and build hteir buisness on selling you repair parts instead of new phones
>>110771>>110853
nibble
>>110770
true, you still cant open the device and they dont have replaceable batteries either. i dont really thought of software stuff as right to repair, tho i think i guess it is
CravingSadThings
i replaced the screen on my old samsun s20
>>110773
CravingSadThings
s20 is like 3 years old lol no?
CravingSadThings
5 years 2020 duhhh
CravingSadThings
im old lol
CravingSadThings
i have an s21 now tho
nibble
fair enough, im a samsung user myself. but i dont think samsung is much more accommodating in that regard than apple is
CravingSadThings
universal compatibility with industry standard ports and software imo it is MUCH better. but that is just my opinion.
CravingSadThings
apples proprietary charger and headphones and shit is insanely anti consumer, its literally hundreds of times worse than what samsung offers also apple has the acutal worst user interface in the industry that specifically makes it hard to simple things like clear your cache because they want your HD to fill up so the phone stops working and you have to buy a new one
nonners
i have s23 its ok i think
CravingSadThings
#ai why dont iphones use usb?

iPhones do in fact use USB. The charging cable for iPhones is a Lightning to USB cable, which allows the phone to connect to a computer or charger using a standard USB port. However, Apple has recently transitioned from using traditional USB ports on their laptops and desktops to using Thunderbolt 3 (USB-C) ports, so users may need an adapter or different charging cable to connect their iPhone.
why dont iphones use usb?
smog
i think you should use whatever kind of phone you're most comfortable with
some ppl prefer iphones and the whole apple sphere
CravingSadThings
no if u use iphone ur CRINGEDDD because hte only reason to get an iphone is to show that you can spend more on a worse product. its the 50000 dollar car of phones, slightly more than what you need and not really any better or worse you are just spending more for a status symbol to show how much more of a CONSOOOMER you are
nibble
i dont think it matters very much
>>110790
nonners
i dont think im gonna buy a new phone for 5+ years why do ppl get new phone at all unless like the battery is dead or smt all the phone are the same except apple
>>110793
smog
>>110788
true, it used to be that iphones were for tech illiterates but android has rly made itself a lot more normal lately
i'll always prefer android for the moddability aspect but still rec iphones for normies
>>110791>>110792
nibble
>>110790
true. ive basically used android forever, but i still have an ipad which i like. i will say that the app store is much better than the play store
CravingSadThings
>>110790
true. i like that with androids tho its a lot easier to install new shells for the operating system also rooting your phone doesnt literally brick it
>>110796
smog
>>110789
#this is exactly what apple realised when people weren't buying their one thousand dollar phones every single year so started killing batteries so people would b forced to upgrade lole
smog
>>110792
yea the fact that rooting an iphone is like a fucking ordeal is quite offputting
smog
i haven't rooted my phones in a few years tho and a lotta androids seem to be in the same boat with secuirty bullshit
>>110799
nibble
>>110797
me neither, theres very little reason to do it these days
smog
miserable borzoi :(
CravingSadThings
u know what
nonners
.play carlos the roach
smog
carlos :)
CravingSadThings
i hate hippies and native people take a fuckign shower smh
nonners
#ai steve jobs diet

Steve Jobs, the late co-founder of Apple, was known for his strict and often unusual diet. He believed in eating a primarily vegan diet with occasional indulgences in fish or eggs.

Here is an example of what Steve Jobs' daily diet may have looked like:

Breakfast:
- Fruit smoothie made with bananas, blueberries, strawberries and almond milk
- Whole grain toast with avocado spread
- Green tea or herbal tea

Lunch:
- Large salad with mixed greens, sliced carrots and cucumber, topped with grilled tofu or tempeh
- Quinoa pilaf
- Glass of freshly squeezed juice (apple, carrot and ginger)

Snack:
- Handful of raw almonds
- Fresh fruit such as an apple or orange

Dinner:
- Grilled salmon or steamed mussels
OR
-Vegetable stir-fry with brown rice

Dessert (occasional):
-A small piece of dark chocolate
steve jobs diet
CravingSadThings
im voting trump because of hte hippies
CravingSadThings
quinoa is seriosuly based but its kind of expensive because it involves a lot of human laborr to thresh and stuff
nibble
wait now im confused, so iphones and ipads not have usb c charging in the us?
>>110818
CravingSadThings
they tried to ger rid of them and had to backpedal
CravingSadThings
they also had to backpedal on shit like headphones jack
nonners
what? they brought it back?
CravingSadThings
tho I will say why tf arent people using bluetooth headphones at this point the wired connection is so unneccessary for mobile listening
>>110820
smog
>>110813
i think it's that eu regulations required usb-c on all phones, and apple had to add it or else manufacture two different phones for us and eu (not worth)
>>110819
nibble
ahh i see
nibble
say thank you americans
CravingSadThings
>>110820
my skullcandy bluetooth headphoens i got for like 60 bucks 7 years ago still hold a charge for hours and hours lol
>>110825
smog
kiss the feet of europeans in thanks!!!! you are welcome!!!
nonners
>>110823
not enough, also every bluetooth headpone ive had had weird backgroudn hiss
CravingSadThings
ooo maybe. im not saying wired wont give u better quality every time but when im like commuting on the subway and walking through the city when I had wired headphones or wired earbuds those shit got caught on EVERYTHING it was possible to get cuaght on
>>110828
smog
wired is for quality
wireless is for convenience
i m o
smog
>>110826
and the little noise the wires make when they rub against anything at all............... no bueno..
nonners
i dont use headphones outside anymore altho most of my lofe i couldnt leave house without them
CravingSadThings
we wearing a beanie in summer with this one
CravingSadThings
we playin hack sack in the quad wiht this one
CravingSadThings
we getting soy milk in the latte with this one
nibble
benjamin linus is honestly worse lmao
smog
eighty six percent milhouse
smog
😔
anon
millpilled
smog
pillhoused
!nIOh.loris
nghnhg
!nIOh.loris
melons
!nIOh.loris
tasty
anon
>>110770
isnt it impossible to install custom roms on newer samsungs tho. at least the snapdragons
anon
nice
lori
ugh going back to my roots
lori
with no trip
lori
.play i got no roots
lori
linux is so good
Anon
good news everyone
Anon
>>110862
i am just glad we still have people from numerous different states who can still lawsuit him, and relieved he is gonna be in so much monetary debt cause the power of his money is the root of the problem
anon
>>110862
I dunno, i sort of think as a society we'll wait til he's dead to condemn him. Theres already precident of even like nixon being pardoned when politics was a lot more sane and nobody thought a president could just do crimes and get away with it. there's always a scary thought that it will open the door to purely political imprisonments
anon
I do think he deserves to face justice for blatant crimes but i just don't think it'll happen and i think it would be really messy
anon
I am really hoping that the polulist movenet he has will just fracture and dissolve with his eventual death
anon
Because i think at least thus far the republicans have done a terrible job trying to cultivate an eventual replacement, nobody else is universally agreed upon within that crowd like he is
anon
And if you imprison him and make him have actual consequences you risk a bunch of crazies with guns trying to siege the capital or his jail or whatever
anon
idk if i even agree with all that but i think thats the logic behind him facing no actual consequences
anon
like the judge who ruled on his jan 6 case said in some leaked document that had he not won the 2024 election he definitely would have been imprisoned for it
anon
idk i think its a new aspect of the constitution and rules of our nation thats being tested right now, is it okay to try leaders for crimes
anon
and i think historically its been very carefully avoided and the person is generally just pushed out of office and ignored, trump is the first one who's taken office back so
anon
everyones still trying to figure it out
Cove Holden!!j7dIStOkC.
PSYCHIC BLAST
anon
Lol
anon
It's over
anon
.play smokedope2016 in da party
Anonymous
wormies what do you do if you wipe the counter with a wet paper towel at least once every three days, if not more often, and yet your roommates freak out about the tiniest little crumb anywhere in the kitchen??? What if your roommates act like cleaning the kitchen once every 72 hours isnt good enough, and they act like everyones gonna die of a horrible disease if a crumbs around for only 24 hours or less?? What if even more annoyingly it's barely even visible in a mostly out of reach area?
>>110882
anon
remember always to thank ai after you ask it lots of questions so it remembers you're one of the nice ones and spares you when they take over :3
anon
#ai thank u!!!

You are welcome! Glad I could help.
thank u!!!
anon
>>110879
idk i think you need to have a discussion with your roommate and set up some boundaries, maybe show them commercial kitchen guidelines or something and show that it's not a huge deal as long as it gets cleaned eventually and isn't much

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