>>112511
i cant wait!!!

i love drugs of all kinds, illicit, prescribed, the lidt goes on

>>112512
hopefully it's somethin new they recommend you for, instead of just rehashing old ground over n over. wouldn't seem productive if you know it don't work

yeah my doc told me to tell them what ive tried

>>112514
illicit are the best

at least we kinda got the robot cleaners

but they're really stupid and bump into walls and just sorta hope not to get stuck on wires

>>112518
trump promised to make anime real in 2016 and nothing happend, my wifu is STILL NOT REAL IN 2016 + 9

>>112520
yeah we have a dumb cheap roomba and its so annoying i hate it it always gets stuck

.play i monster who is she

like its not a roomba its just some offbrand that follows the wall basically

>>112518
#give

you know it's happening when the installer got a "apply crack" checkbox

i love crack

you know whats really annoying about ggn

>>112522
they're kinda endearing but you have to imagine it's very very inept and you're treating it to purpose like a kind god

the scene releases are always like zipped up so i have to unzip it doubling the space it takes then its an iso i have to install so it triples it

>>112527
i had to move the crack into the program files manually most of the time

>>112532
back in my day you always had to do this, and it wasn't as easy as they have it nowadays/....

its been so long since youve had to manually apply crack

>>112531
scene releases fucking suck i always avoid them for that reason
they're so dodge half the time.... if it ain't got a GOG or steam dump i start freakin it

>>112522
ours once fell down the stairs, like it drove under the stairs and fell a whole floor. still works like a charm though, very decent for like 150 buckeroos

yes, i havent had crack in a while

press the crack button and your disc drive opens with a single rock

>>112535
r they really dodgey i assumed theyd be safer

>>112536
resilient robo

i had the slowest possible internet as a kid it was 100kbps

>>112539
i think they're generally fine but the era of scene groups is long over imo so i just seem em as extra liability
like how opworm talks about software piracy is the real source of a lotta viruses and nasty thangs... i don't need a "crack" i just wanna play my dam game....

.play [YouTube]

>>112541
hmm true

>>112536
those guys are built like bricks i do appreciate them

wait is this the lawyer guy from the billboards

i think it is actually

yes

w

purr

nyan

meow

it's kingdom cum time

WHAT

boutta bust a kingdom nut

kingdom cum: deliverance 2

.play savage xr gameplay

wtf was this game

its rts but also fps

and tps as well i guess

seams neato tbh

.play [YouTube]

.skip

a game released in 2025 with a mouse sensitivity slider with no way to type in the value and also even at the lowest it can slide is still faster than I'd like . truly an awful game

who tf makes all these games, there are so many games

it's true

>>112564
you will swing your sword wildly and you will like it

>>112565
i miss the poster who would queue like two hours of queen in wormwatch he was cool

>>112562
so does the person playing the rts have to guide the humans playing fps, but what if the humans are like "no i don't want to build this depot i want to kill the goblins"....

no idea ive never played i wanna know that too

maybe you get points for following orders

authoritarian simulator 2026

you get free healthcare but only if you lick the boot

it looks like the fps players are like free agents who do their own thing
so the rts guy controls the npcs and the fps guys collect resources and snipe noobs

>>112577
an actually good youtube comment thread holy shit

yea 9 years ago

youtube has fallen

there should be an extension that only shows videos from 10 years ago

oldtube or somethin

forces the layout to be like it used to be

.play [YouTube]

i played this as a kid

bungie has really done a lot of whacky fps games

pre-halo bungie anyway

.jump 5.00

.skip 5.00

.seek 5.0

.seek 5:00

.seek 10:00

nothing makes good art like profit-motivates crunch

i used to be scared of this game

it has weird vibes with its large empty space

very hashtag liminal

yes and i was like 8

i used to be shit terrified of an educational game with a skeleton in it, kids just rly be scared of anything

you could learn to cut your own hair, that seems to be a fun thing to do

real...

i usually leave mine to go wild and then buzz it all off every like six months or something

not very attractive but it worksz

yeah it generally doesn't look great most o the time

only a real good idea if you're balding or like going through it

trainspotting has done wonders for the buzzcut... reclaimed from skinhead culture

skinhead feels like a very punk haircut
like either no hair or insane crazy spiky wild hair

>>112612
many such cases... wdym by "deserve" tho is it like an image kinda thing or what

it's a complicated situation... i think it's cool to be nb-adjacent and still living the way that's like most comfortable for you personally

there's a lotta weird shit with how normies / cis people see anyone deviating from their expectations that just ain't worth dealing with sometimes

fucking #based (and libpilled) just remove it from the cultural mindset. people still have genitals or hormones and you can do what you like, but that means you can look cis if you want and you don't HAVE to look cis if you don't wanna

like society says u got two options
1. be a failmale and hate yoruself
2. look like a kinda woman and be treated weird
but the secret third option is to look whatever way you wanna look, prioritise your own self image, and do the shit you wanna do instead

>>112621
i guarantee nobody notices or cares.... it's a painful way to be worryin about what other people think but... idk i think about how i look at other strangers around me. i see weird ass people all the time and i forget them ten seconds afterwards. i just can't imagine anybody doing any different to me

>>112626
i feel it. i detransed a long time ago but have been really wanting to get back on the hrt train literally just for that vibe, being whatever kinda thing i look like instead of trying to fit into one of the suffocating little boxes laid out before us

>>112629
not enough people are doing this it's so emssed up and easy

>>112628
that's the downside of lookin a little strange yeah... people be asking questions 24/7 like it's their business at all

talking to my parents is genuinely so enraging. they dont even do anything specific that pisses me off, they just always talk with ulterior motives and they think i cant tell. my mom in particular

>>112644
move out if you haven't already, fucked up parents ain't worth the air they breathe

>>112646
theyre not that bad, i think they genuinely try. theyre just incompetent

and i do live on my own rn

>>112647
true i do think that like 99% of parents do genuinely like their kids and want better lives for them. just don't know how tf to do that and have their own fucked up problems they aren't even aware of

>>112649
#this #this #this (good meme)

thats exactly it

>>112651

>>112656
woaw youre moving yo finland? can you takr pictures of gondola in the wild pls

you do look kinda finnish

>>112657
be careful not to spook wild gondolas.. they aren't used to the attention

>>112660
based finland and scandinavia in general are based af. although i heard that the finnish are really racist lol

>>112660
from the US?

makes sense

like ... tears... in rain....

>>112676
girl you already pass ur fine

>>112667
is that king kong's license plate?

>>112679
fair... always got higher goalz

>>112681
isn't that a little reconstruction of it?

:DD

IIRC that's some cafe

I've thought about detransitioning sometimes but i can't really conjur the effort and everyone already knows me as a she/her and it would take a lot of explaining

>>112690

>>112694
you can do bggrad like

hmm i fucked it

>>112697
well even if i detrans I'm never stopping estrogen i think

>>112701
huge rip

.play huge rip

i wish opworm would implement for mobile or something like that

>>112701
same, opworm please add toggle to make enter not submit a post. could just newline and then youd use done to submit

>>112704
where was the riptide.........................

>>112708
i think there are some keyboard you can get on android that allow you to send a shift+enter instead of a normal enter

>>112708
you could also check if theres a in the text and replace it with newline, theres a change listener implemented for this textboz anyway...

>>112713
yeah this is a decent idea but it might might mess with the ai models because and are both currently reserved for image generation

pee poo

so sad

>>112714
doing nothing is easy but rarely the most enjoyable

.play huge rip (tide)

>>112715
oh right, forgot about that

i guess it could ignore = newline behavior strictly if it's the first (non quote) text of the post

>>112721
and only fires on submit anyway... but whatever opworm knows best

>>112724
shrimp is a girl smh

sike they're nb you're both #rekt (112)

oh idk, i just assume they arent a he/him cause the other name they go by is definitely feminine, I'm like 90% sure theyre she/her whatever gender species they actually are

>>112728
i guess the details don't matter... i can't speak for someone elses' pronouns either...

pronoun drama is cringe imo the whole cis freakout when someone says the wrong word by sincere accident is embarrassing

my pronouns cannot be pronounced in human tongue

>>112732
same idk why it makes people so uncomfortable especially in irl

>>112732
absolutely #this (upwormed) you deserve to have ppl use the pronouns u want... i get mad @ cis people when they make a mistake and then sob and cry abt it like they have mortally wounded someone

if someone calls me they or he I'm just like "she her please" and my ideal response would be "oh okay," and just move on. but every time they r either visibly annoyed, or they are wayyyy too apologetic and like trip over themselves to say sorry and to use she/her as much as possible in the next 3 sentences even if its clunky as fuck

my pronouns are none - dont refer to me

>>112733
what animal tongue can they be pronounced in

>>112740
its an alien language that takes a very long time to pronounce, and even pronouncing the first syllable of one of my pronouns would take longer than the lifespan of the universe

of course

>>112736
so stinky............. literally all ppl gotta do is go "oh gotcha" and remember it for next time. the whole parade of using the right pronouns in clunky ways after is so performative it makes me v angy

>>112737
i mean yeah same i only ever do it if its someone im gonna have to interact with a lot going forward... if its a rando i dont care, same as if someone like mispronounced my name, im not gonna mention it unless its a coworker or something where i have to see them for months or years to come

no theyre transphobic sorry

>>112741
sounds like referring to you in the third person is very complicated... i'll just use ur full legal royal name instead (only half the life of the universe much shorter)

>>112746
idk you say this but its easy for me to switch the few times one of my old friends has transitioned

>>112748
yes yes thats how people usually do it

>>112746
it's tru that people get in a certain mindset but i guess some people can like change over time. like if you've been hashtag done with transitioning for a decade and someone still sees you as how you were pretrans, that's a them issue

idk

i think they are a bit blameful in not caring as much as they could or should

i struggle with premiums 😔

trump will make using female pronouns illegal

cis women are default nonbinary now

>>112756
trump accidentally made everyone female because hes a retard and doesnt understand embryogenisis

yes i know lmao

hilarious, i mean people treat it as a joke, but you could 100% use that as a loophole in court

>>112758
just like in my japanese animes

>>112754
i guess that's nice of him to stick up for you, even if it feels a bit fake... he sounds like a bit of a silly goose in general... wonder how representative he would be of the average joe (hard to know)

>>112760
i mean i don't think you could use it to assert that ur natal female but you could def use it to argue that the executive order is unenforceable

>>112755
#editai change "premiums" to "problems"

i struggle with premium currency such as shiny blue diamonds and glowing purple shards

>>112758
I wish

>>112764
man's definitely an outlier so

>>112766
could be a rich people or a poor people problem

>>112764
im convinced this will never happen to me #itsover (113)

>>112770
which is why gender should be torn down a peg so it's not such a fuckin huge deal. like people are gonna be the way they are, they will be what they will be, and tryin to force into narrow expectations helps nobody

agreed but i think we have a bigger chance of getting rid of capitalism (zero zilch nada zip)

>>112773
heh...... sayonara./..

>>112775
omg u almost did a slur !

anon is just a precog it's fine

>>112777
i saw that letter u deleted after goo

>>112779
it's on

>>112778
whats a precock? precocknition?

>>112782
i know im teasing lmaoe

>>112783
yeah it's when you "see" a penis in your mind before seeing it inr eal life. extremely narrow form of futuresight

to be tbh the only thing that registers automatically in my head for gender is estrogen face and boobs

>>112785
icic

Penis doesnt feel inherently male to me which is kind of ridiculous

>>112788
yeah most of what ppl think of as a gender is just the visible secondary sexual characteristics that u mentioned (facial fat + tits etc) and the social stuff like long hair

>>112788
my penis doesnt feel inherently male either, but thats just because its small

>>112789
I wish I was a baller

>>112793
.play i wish a little bit taller

.play I WISH I WAS A BALLER

>>112791
yeah also flamer voice tbh

not available in my country i'm crying in european

ive def accidentally she/herd flamers b4 xd

.skip

>>112797
>>112799
lole

flamer voice does seem to work really good with other feminine intonation, but when it's associated with masc intonation and shit then it sounds like a gay guy

.play [YouTube]

>>112803
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER WISH I WAS A BALLER WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT WITH A BAT AND A '64 IMPALA

>>112805
too real

.skip

.skip

videoplayer is brokerino on mobile btw, it keeps disappearing to the right because the width of the container exceeds the display size

i wish i was like 5'9 so i could get with leoshi cause she dont know me but yo shes really fine

maybe if you type skip in all caps it force skips. easter egg

>>112809
even after refresh?

>>112810
wait i think its 6'9 xd

.skip

>>112812
yes, even after clearing cookies

>>112809
mine is just broken in general on mobile ;_; the site can play inline vids in posts but wormwatch has never once worked

coockies

>>112816
really? it works fine for me apart from the scaling issue

>>112818
my boobs are tiny and like half pec ;-;

>>112690

>>112815
how about now

hmm no still fucked for my mobile too lol wtf

yep now i see it, lets see if it lasts

>>112651

.skip

>>112826
thot

>>112826
#slop (not an AI image)

test

>>112831
test successful

waow

>>112835
double hashtag test successful

>>112826
\anime girl
#give

weird

entity limit reached

>>112839
one day.....

>tfw not a baller

double secure mod trip

ain't nobody impersonating ur capcode anon dw about secure tiprs....

>>112846
is the formatting broken or is that just my end lmao

>>112845
don't take the notaballaerpill anon please

>>112850
>went to /sp/ and got ballerpilled

.skip

mrgrgr

>>112853
:) :D yahoo

.skip

>>112853
\\
#give

>>112855
they are so mad that they can't even resist

"i liked games back before they were woke, like [game with deeply leftist themes] and [anticapitalist metaphor: the game]"

>>112851
>once

>is a man entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>>112865
maybe they're still imitating her now.............. bodysnatcher style....

>>112867
o yeah it does that sometimes on mobile i've noticed, idk why

css is hard

>>112866
yes and also so much more

>>112870
a former coworker of mine once said some very wise words to me: web technology is like someone stuck a stick into the ground 30 years ago, and everyone started balancing stuff on that stick and thats the internet now basically

#set postborder 50px black

awawa??

aw

#set borders 50px

i forget the commands ;_;

i was gonna do a css is my passion theme

#theme
article {
border: 1px black solid;
}

>>112881
AGREED

my idea was it could be seasonal and be snow for winter, rain for spring, ??? for summer, and leafs for fall

#snow

#letitsnow
makes snow for 5 mins

#letitsnowletitsnowicabtholditbackanymore

>>112884
maybe summer has a little sun shining in the top right corner

but also raindrops and leaves are harder to make in css than dots...

.play let it snow let it snow i cant hold it back anymore

>>112891
brown dots that sweep right to left shouldn't be too crazy.... little svg glyphs...

>>112894
also i could just ask deepseek to make it for me, its really good at css

minecraft leaf blocks floating by, rotating slowly in the autumn breeze

>>112895
llms seem good for css and js cause they've scraped so fuckin many websites