#usay anon admin do you mind if i advertise on 4chan pol anon admin do you mind if i advertise on 4chan pol

ok back to srg #debrainwrom

>>11184
MO

oh they got rid of that one

NO

BAD BOOJER

>>11183
dont

>>11188
oke

>>11186
yea

#deliberal

also y spelled it wrong

#debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)

NO

lol

deliberate

#itsover (18)

that means on purpose

ivory you're neat

you're made out of sauce
awesome sauce

i actually think im made of lame sauce

ur sauce got mislabled dudebro

oh

must be a factory error no?

yea

#ai what are the contents of awesome sauce

1. Mayonnaise: This creamy and tangy ingredient is the base of most awesome sauces.

2. Ketchup: Adds a sweet and tangy flavor to the sauce.

3. Mustard: Gives a hint of heat and depth to the sauce.

4. Worcestershire Sauce: A savory condiment that adds complex flavors like garlic, onion, tamarind, and molasses.

5. Hot Sauce/Chili Paste/Cayenne Pepper: For those who like it spicy, these ingredients add a kick to awesome sauce!

6. Garlic Powder/Garlic Salt/Fresh Garlic: Provides a strong garlic flavor without overpowering other ingredients in the sauce.

7. Onion Powder/Onion Flakes/Fresh Onion: Adds an aromatic taste to the sauce.

8. Paprika/Smoked Paprika/Cajun Seasoning/Old Bay Seasoning : These spices add depth of flavor and can give your awesome sauce some color too!

9.Corn Syrup/Honey/Sugar/Brown Sugar/Molasses : Sweeteners are added for balance if needed depending on how much spice was used in earlier steps or just personal preference,

10.Vinegar/Lemon Juice/Lime Juice/Wine/Juice from Pickles (or pickled jalapeños) : Adding acid helps create balance between all of our wonderful seasoning agents so far,

11.Salt & Pepper - To taste what are the contents of awesome sauce

that's actually a good sauce except the corn syrup

i wonder what this sauce taste like

>>11209
maybe just a little bit to balance the salt

>>11210
probs just a fry sauce

maybe chic fil a sauce i flippen love chic fil a sauce

worstershir sauce

that's good

but chic fil a sauce >~<

WAIT YOU CAN JUST BUY IT

why cant you?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Chick-fil-a-Sauce-16-oz-2-Pack/502351551

u can but chic fil a sauce at walmart ong

omg

>>11208
yeah the sauce is actually so good

ye

u can put it on a bagel

or a burger

or a biscuit

but not a biscotti

i don't think i've ever had a biscotti

haha biscottiless

>>11230
what an insult!

ive made biscotti before is that neat

biscottiful

my friend and I walked to a shop to get biscotti but it was too expensive so we walked home a few months ago

never get overpriced biscotti

you must have standards

>>11234
#textflip

damn I need to enter my dark arc that sounds way more exciting

#usay ivory ivory

have you ever played baldur gate three

i dont have a computer so no sadly :<

but i really want to play it

do you stream it?

no i dont stream

you get to play as a little character with a brainworm

>>11241
:o but isn't your job fixing computers

that's so messed up they didn't give you one

i would never kiss a computer

soup day

mmmmm

so tasttttyyyy

lib pol

i will be playing bg3 now ping me if u wanna hang out or talk

libpol!!! I don't really wanna talk I'm enjoying my stuff : )

>>11251
oooh is it too oily? I tend to put lots of olive oil in mine then I have to water it down a lot because it makes it really bitter

>>11255
mmmm

>>11260
no it tasty

Good! u use spices?

It looks healthy too! ^^

naranarnnarnara

#glegle [:nu]glungle

#glegle let's all love glayglay!

I AM SUMMONED

>>11263
no

let's all love glegle

#glegle [:nk]let's all glungle fungle

#glegle [:nk]let's all glungle fungle

let's all glungle fungle

I only used a lil spices when I made chicken soup recently, so I don't know if you really need so many

anon did you know that ummm
boobs are warm

boobs aren't warm

u can try this experiment at home

boobs are 300 degrees celcius

touch your face to your boob

it will become warmer

i just touched my boobs and they're as warm as my face so they aren't that warm

ur face is pretty hot

ermm what the sigma

im going back to bg3 u know hwo to summon me

bg3

oh baldurs gate

what if it's really balder's gate and the plot is about a struggling hair restoration clinic and the plucky struggle of the owner and employees through daily life, taking care of each other and their patients, with real physics based simulation of every hair follicle???

They need to give me a job

omg astarion is a vampire spawn

hi

i gotta say, admin anon, i like the little libpol logo you got

i like the font

it's not as.. playful as the worm, but it's professional

>>11291
awww, thank you!!!

what would h do if u saw a boymoder

>>11295
did you make it?

rpahele is smexy >~<

>>11297
no

me too omg

>>11270
but who is gleggle? does gleggle know? does just existing online mean gleggle doesn’t exist? bzzzzzzzzzzzz (power line noise)

hi everyone i found some gud reads i wanted to link specifically at libpol https://www.salon.com/2024/09/07/the-far-right-actually-hates-america-its-dark-ideology-has-foreign-roots/
well tbh thats the most interesting thing i ran into a few days, basically,its about how the far right in the usa has an extreme admiration of far right countries in europe (but OFC, they don't like the more liberal countries there obviously)...
and ya know, the far right ironically sorta does hate the us, as in, hates everything cept geography that makes the usa different from 1930s germany: Hint: you know the people they dont want living here or dont want living an okay life here (and ofc they dont give a rats ass about increasing the pollution and lack of clean water issues growing here)
>>11257
that looks so gud recima @_@

thanks for sharing. I don’t really care much about the usa and I hope people can be places where they thrive, and feel loved.

my feet are gone

reciee

hi

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ivory you're late for work!!

i am and i'm ashamed

i'm working right ow but i'm hiding from my supervisor because i know she'll never let me off the hook

for bein gvery very late

don't let her catch you

never get caught by the hoes

that's what i plan to do

but tomorrow i gotta face her again

righ t now i'm just in incognito mode

do you have a lil cubical

yes

waohhh

and i'm like a turtle

that's so cool >~<

i hope i get a cubical one day

>>11326
not like a cubicle cubicle as in i have 3 walls

but just a desk with like

walls in front of it and at the sides

so u still have enough space to put pinup pictures of women right

it may seem very plain and boring but i really would love to have my own cubicle for work

>>11330
unfortunately it is against company policy to bring any paper inside the floor

:(

which is really sad because i would have put pinup military girls on my cubicle walls

woahhhhh >~<
so cool >~<

do you have a printer in your office?

yes

u can print a poster with that

that way u can skirt beyond the rules

alternatively

print the photos onto a piece of plywood

then bring that in

oh no
ivory stopped typing
did he ummm
did he get caught by his supervisor >~<

hey ima have this tab minimized; # say me when you're back please :<

hi im back now

i wasnt caught by my supervisor i was hiding

i was gonna say yes we have a printer but only the higher ups like the superviosr or the manager can use it

#say unless an employee is instructed to use the printer/copy machine then it's prohibited unless an employee is instructed to use the printer/copy machine then it's prohibited

:(

can you bring your own printer in?

of course not haha

damn

a printer is too big i can't even take my gameboy in

wtf

yea they are really tight with the security

do u work a confidential job

back then they let an employee bring a phone and after likea week, all the pcs stopped working

probably unrealted, idk what the IT people found out but after that, they didnt let phones, pens and papers, or any electronic devices in the office

i guess the best that i can bring in for a digital device is a tamagotchi but i dont have a tamagotchi yet

damn

rip

can u bring in a small plushie

>>11355
yes

>>11361
ive never tried, probably yea, my coworker Hannah brought a little plushie that looks like a susi roll

and she was never like reprimanded for it

u should get a lil plushie and u can hang out with it and gossip with it about your boss

so I guess it's okay

>>11365
that's a cool idea but they'll probably think im a loser for talking to plushie

it's okay to be a loser :)

>>11368
i agree, but although i dont mind, i still want a bit reputatuion at work as a calm guy

u could bring in a blow up doll

but that would be silly

>>11370
lol now that would be very bad

>>11371
it would be yea

u should bring in a lil plushie though and hang out with it
u don't have to talk to it, but you can pat it's head and stuff, give it lil kisses

all ur wo'workers (woman coworkers) will think that you're cool and want to hang out with you

i actually have a little potato plushie that you can put in your shoulder like a little guy just chilling on your side

wait wron gmessage

yea i guess it's cool if the wo'workers find me cool

yea

i'm already cool to some of the ladies here by leaving origami frogs everywhere

oh badass

i jsut be making frogs out of papers

how do u get paper

oh just any random paper say a buble gum wrapper or a receipt or anything that is paper and is sturdy enough to hold its shape when folded (unlike a tissue paper)

ah

you may have a new option tehn

make her and give her a gun

:3

oh my god what is that origami called?

it looks kinda like a gardevoir

https://www.reddit.com/r/origami/comments/91c5jm/origami_lady_by_origamibyboice_folded_by_me/
reddit origami

i sneezed

double double!

good morning libpol

good morning!

good news gamers i found 7 more oil barrels

bad news i just lost all of the progress i got from collecting barrels

time to try again

embrace the dark art of barrelmancy

hi

hello!

hi recipe

how are you?

i am well :)

trying to take a screenshot (and failing)

screenshot of what?

where?

bg3

gimme a minute

flumph is snail

wha

vampire sex

AA

TONGUE TOUCHINT

awwwww

aaaaaaaw

AAAAA

WHERE DID MY SHIRT GO HELP

ASTARION STOP KISSING ME

ASTY

NOOO

ASTY IM GAY

woa he has a dik

fuk now im naked in the middle of the woods

asty u sucj

woa i have a butt

i got boysexed :(

frik u larian games for making me have sex with a boy literally 1984 sjw pandering liberal agenda enforcing rudemoders

oke i'll try to stop being deranged

i think i might be gay

I guess the real baldurs gate was the friends we made along the way!!!!!!

spectators are dangerous

they go
"paralyze > bite > bite >ur dead"

i killed it

omg laezel says she's going to eat me

is she going to attack me

WOA

WHERE DID HER CLOTHES GO

she's telling me to submit now

i shall follow this order

AA

HELP

omg she's holding my hand now

she is telling me to open what do i do

omg she kissed me

omg im kissing her

in

strange places

oke it faded to black

this game is too intense for boymoders like me

my purity is being corrupted

i shall reaffirm my oath to never have sex

she's telling me a story about a guy named orifice now

nvm orpheus i read that wrong

shame on whoever recommended me to get this game

oke i did exercise

getting fit as fuck

>>11459
fuk yeh! it’s so good for your mental state and ability to focus and all too… I’ve been slipping myself thanks recima!

do you have an e in your name

my left foot is cold and dead

if you bite it you will not get blood

only flebsh

also its wriggling around lmao i love i when i lose circulation (in a norma

normal way not a weird way)

libpol!

libpol

time to gamer

(i am going to play vibeo game)

today i will uhhhhhhhhhhh
what am i doing ummmmmmmmmmm

oh yea
i'll save the tieflings i guess (after stealing all their stuff)

mmmmmmmmmmm

just got a good stretch in

i should exercise before gaming brb

oke im fit now we can game

used the power of magic to make someone fall asleep so i could steal a bunch of stuff they were gaurding

peek gameplay

>>11455
oathbreaker paladin moment

oh no

is my computer dying

>>11479
what did she mean by this

HAHA

DIDNT LOSE ANY PROGRESS

mmmm

recimaaaa

haha crashed

GAMERS DO NOT RUN IF YOU HAVE BOOBS THEY WILL OSCILLATE IN UNCOMFORTABLE WAYS

anyone want to send heart emojis to eachother

:(

i just kinda killed all the goblin leaders should i restart but play as a halfling

i'd have less movement speed

but i can get a nice perk

the luck one

okay fuck me i'm too indecisive

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

is the movement speed debuff worth it and also having one less skill

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i ammmmmmmmmmm conflicted frik

also missing out on darkvision...............

and just when i thought i'd be happy with a build finally

i gotta take a break omg

eh i could just use a scroll of darkvision omg hi anon

>>11462
no! huh for the most common letter in English it’s kinda rare isn’t it?
oooh Marie is pretty though. my great grandmother was a Marie : )

so your name is not marie?

are you an isabelle

aaaaaahhhh recima data miner arc run!!!!! but I’m glad you were having fun! (and I will not confirm or deny more names)

okay your name is merideth

merideth do you want to hang out

and not date but doing dating things while not dating

a lil but I’m sleepy and you should go do something else and also maybe not a lot sorry to tease you idk

thanks! <3

like saying hello to eachother and talking about furniture

i forgive your apology although i'm now confused on why you're sorry

I hope you find someone good and both have fun!

i should slep

in bed

or hsould i.... okay you're right i should it's late

do you want to sleep together merideth

sweet dreams merideth

hello libpol

omg hi ivory

<333

how are you?

i just got home from work i feel tired lol

yay! work sucksssss

you should lay in bed :)

im now lying on the floor

i have no more strength to walk to my bedroom

woahhh

floormoder >~<

oh

i thought you were laying in a different way

i just go around whichever way i feel comfy and right now i enjoy the coldness of the wood floor

if u get naked the floor will have more contact area with your skin

getting naked is too much work im using the last of my energy to type

never be naked

being in the nude is a sin

all babies are born naked

borned?????

what the hell

they are sinful

huh

now baptism makes sense

what's baptism

it's when uhm

priests in catholic church kind of pours water (holy water) on babies heads

are you going to pour water on my head

<3

1

>>12734

hmmmmmmmmmm

OH NO

eh nvm

hmmmmmmmmm

oke time to scheme

oke i got distracted time to return

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

34?

yeah 34 i guess

uhhhh

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oke

uhhhhhhhhhh

thirtyfourr.....

ohhhhkaayyyy

#usay hey anon hey anon

i see another connected user so i'm hoping that you can hear me

and aren't just some

sleeper

sleeping

on a couch or bed

or next to me u cant sleep next to me sorry that's against the rules

u gotta like
uhhh
uhhhhhh
ummmmmmmmmmmmm

you gotta make me a smoothie if u want to sleep with me

yea

that seems fiar

anddd looks like we're 14 away now

sooooooo

i shall reveal my devious intentions

thread is dying

yet my monologue lives on

and like a parasitic worm will infect this thread's next of kin

also made by me

in.... seven posts

cmon

we can do it

so closseeeeeee

almossst

almosstttttt

oke final post for the thread love u all see u later