hi

hi reddit

thank you for the libpol gold

i was eating when the last thread ended

>>116181
nyce kitty cove hpolden
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meow meow nom nom nom >>116179

>>116183
meow meow anon ;3 gonna play planetside 2 while i wait for my vr myopia lenses and batter yto get here

#glesay sad froggy

>>116190
is cove holdene sad? :(

>>116191
sad 4ever ;_;

#ksay bury shoe

>>116192
poor poor cove :(

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NOOOOOOO

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test

im very poor :(

im dying :(

HOW ARE YOU???

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#say EA sports

#say its in the game

hi

why am i a melon...

#poll melon/melon/melon

that's election fraud!

melonection

a vote for melon is a vote for melon is a vote for melon

m.. elon.. sus

oh no... have i been fooled...\

>>116211
>>116212
so nice of you to cover the dead

my skin care smells like melons

>>116252
I don't like the way it twitches back into place

unnatural

its doing its best...

>>116252
#turbosharkspin

>>116257
it's breaking the laws of physics..

with its perpetual motion

I wish warm clothes didn't suck the moisture from my skin..

#ksay pamacs

#ksay pamatch

a deepseek powered chatbot/code generator that can perfectly automate a remote dev job

.play futurama scientist with the lazies

saw a twinkhon at the tram station today (clocked because of adams apple)

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it started snowing a few minutes ago here too

ur so pretty

it's not gonna be the same if they're gonna replace lamps with LED bulbs

there are only 3 people (including me) in my class cause there's just an inch of snow on the roads that didn't get plowed lmao

>>116252 wait I can't newline to stop it on mobile Frick

#itsover (117)

>>116277
comfy

WORMS

#bleet (inappropriate content detected) the poster below this is gay

why does it ban for 'inappropriate content' lole

>>116290
#slap

>>116288

its all over

.play the inkspots its all over but the crying

screen recording with volume icons on screen should be a crime

#smartai assume the following two premises: 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself, and 2. two parallel lines never cross. deduce from this why happiness is impossible. imitate the style of spinozas ethics

To begin, let us establish the two premises given to us: 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself, and 2. two parallel lines never cross.

From these premises, we can deduce that true happiness, which is a state of complete contentment and fulfillment, is impossible to achieve. This is because happiness requires an internal sense of satisfaction with one's own being and circumstances. However, according to our first premise, something cannot be entirely contained within itself; there will always be external factors influencing it.

Furthermore, our second premise tells us that two parallel lines never cross. In this context, we can interpret this as the idea that our desires and reality may never align perfectly; they are constantly running parallel without ever truly intersecting.

Therefore, if happiness depends on both internal satisfaction and external factors aligning with our desires (which according to these premises is not possible), then achieving true happiness becomes an unattainable goal.

In conclusion, based on the established premises of 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself and 2. two parallel lines never cross , we can deduce why true happiness is ultimately impossible to attain in its purest form. assume the following two premises: 1. something cannot be entirely contained within itself, and 2. two parallel lines never cross. deduce from this why happiness is impossible. imitate the style of spinozas ethics

#poll melons?/🍉/ ( . Y . )

>>116300
#kiss morning sis

>>116304
>doesnt know

>>116303
yippeee

morning lori' >>116300 #kiss

>>116304
seems like you're not getting any melons then..

i do that like almost every day

>>116303
can't go wrong with positive self-affirmation

>>116304
#give

half should be enough for now..

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heaven knows i'm miserable now

must be the lack of eukalyptusbonbons

>>116318
#hug

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hi kitty

>>116319
.play westerwaldlied

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.skip

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>>116328
why are you always posting music that my great-grandparents probably listened to

it's timeless

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it literally got bombed out of existance

the news is happening again? when is it gonna stop?

it never ends. its just getting worse and crazier. this is genuinely such a batshit timeline

i actually come from another timeline and its much worse

just hold your horses

news daddy

love his energy

not the marxists

its the woke mob

the woke mop

I do not wish for a redscare 2.0

>>116346
you better start believing in redscare 2.0 -youre in it

it hasnt been a red scare its been a rainbow scare

imagine being scared of rainbows

>>116342
maybe it's the way he keeps himself sane

or is trying to lol

>>116348
yeah and chinese spies + cultural marxists

yeah america does seem to be really going whole hog on being anti china

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gorsh

>>116349

hyuck hyuck of courshe

if i was goofy i'd probably murder some people too

man has a hard life

#smartai how long until the universe freezes forever and nothing happens ever again

It is currently believed that the universe will continue expanding for trillions of years, until all stars have burned out and no new ones are formed. After this point, known as the "heat death" or "big freeze", the universe will reach a state of maximum entropy where all energy is evenly distributed and no further changes can occur. This process could take anywhere from 10^100 to 10^120 years, but it is important to note that our understanding of these concepts may change as we continue to learn more about the nature of our universe. Therefore, it is impossible to accurately predict when exactly this freezing state will occur. how long until the universe freezes forever and nothing happens ever again

#c time to heat death of universe (cannot compute)

damn ai wins this one

10^10^10 years? i cant wait that long

i'm sure if we ask the universe nicely then it might speed up entropy a little for us

do u know that being alive and doing stuff also speeds up entropy? so live ur life and heat death will get here a little tiny bit faster

my physics professor said that entropy is no longer used as a metric in physics, that confused me

>>116370
based im just gonna spend my time doing pushups and running so it all ends quicker

>>116371
did he have a source for this cause it sounds cray zee

>>116373
idk he didnt elaborate. i take anything he says with a grain of salt because his lecture is genuinely terrible and he is just the most chaotic person i have ever met

>>116372
remember to never sleep and always be eating something so your body is processing as much as possible. yell all the time also i think that would make it go faster too

>>116375
dont need to change much in that regard then

>>116374
ironic that mr chaos doesn't think entropy is important...............

>>116377
heh

>>116379
thank you for reminding me. you are now aware of your own breathing

becoming aware of my breathing just means being a little mindful... mini meditation... thank u for this gift

>>116381
sure thing. you now have to blink manually

that one's a little more effective but ultimately my brain will just slough off whatever it's thinking about and do its autonomous things by itself.... those memetic hazards need to be like persistent

not only are you aware that you are blinking manually, you are unable to FORGET that you are blinking manually

oh no

once we have cybernetic brain implants that can affect our memories people are gonna do all sorts of fucked up shit like that with it

can't wait for the hellfuture

>you now cannot stop hitting yourself

and it's all manual. can't even autonomously hit myself. super fucked up

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...you have my repositories with zero stars of courss

the zero star repos contain the true evil

>enterprise edition fizzbuzz

imagine giving this away for free

uwuntu

so this is where shitposting is at this days