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SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
AHAHHAHAHA
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RUN
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i have a question
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
if im pre approved for like 30 different credit cards what stops me from signing up for all of them, then getting the max cash advance from all of them to get like 40 or 50 grand and just leaving the country and faking me datgh
>>118629
smog
>>118628
debt collection and the difficulty of faking ones death would probably be issues
>>118630
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>118629
how tf are they gonna debt collect me in siberia
>>118631
smog
>>118630
extradition and collaboration w/ the siberian police.....
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
lmao they cant extradite u for debt
smog
ok then you try it and see how it goes
idk if anyone else has done it before
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#ai can you be extradited for debt

It is unlikely that someone would be extradited for a debt. Extradition typically refers to the transfer of a person from one country to another in order to face criminal charges. Debt, while it can have legal consequences, is not considered a crime and therefore would not warrant extradition. However, there may be other legal actions or consequences for failing to repay debts, such as wage garnishment or seizure of assets.
can you be extradited for debt
smog
debt is not a crime B)
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#ai can a bank from another country garnish your wages

Yes, it is possible for a bank from another country to garnish your wages. However, this would typically only happen if you have a debt with that bank and they obtain a court order in your country allowing them to do so. It is important to note that the laws regarding wage garnishment vary by country and it's best to consult with legal counsel familiar with the laws in both countries if you are facing this situation.
can a bank from another country garnish your wages
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#ai what countries do not have laws about wage garnishment for foreign debt

1. United Arab Emirates
2. Qatar
3. Oman
4. Bahrain
5. Kuwait
6. Saudi Arabia
7. Brunei
8. North Korea
9.Japan (limited to specific industries)
what countries do not have laws about wage garnishment for foreign debt
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
WAIT JAPANNN??
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BASED???
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
has anyone ever seen that meme that was like
Hitler in 1944:
Hitler now:
and its like a picture of a kawaii japanese girl in lolitta fashion lmao
smog
i haven't seen that but i'd right clikc it and save it if u know what i mean
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
i cant find it googling it lol and its making me mad
smog
i hate when you know an image exists but can't google it cause u don't have the right words for it
smog
everyone who posts on this web site is annoying as fuck and that's a GOOD thing
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
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why tf is there so much cute hitler art
>>118650
shrimp
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tfw lowest settings 1080p dlss ultra performance game looks like shit garbage and it barely runs at 60fps
>>118661>>118653
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>>118650
IT WAS YOU
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
IT WAS YOU IN 1938, I KNEW IT
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>>118649
is this a game problem or a ur computer problem
shrimp
well i have a 2060 so i guess its a me problem
>>118656
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
:[
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>>118654
erm ...
shrimp
but really its a game problem because i can play plenty of game in 1440p that look 10x better at 144fps
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
is this World or the new monhon
shrimp
wilds
shrimp
theyre doing another beta
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>>118661
yea thatsw what i thought lmao
shrimp
>>118661
sdsdkgjhsdkjgh i love this
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
END QUEST IMMEDIATELY
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
i thought you were posting it as a like suicide meme hahaha
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#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options) is murder bad yes no
smog
gotta put slashes in there
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#poll 🍉🍉🍉🍉/🍉🍉🍉🍉/🍉🍉🍉🍉/🍉🍉🍉🍉
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#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options) is murder bad yes/no
>>118673
anon
>>118608
based, do you know explosions&fire? hes super fucking based and funny
shrimp
i dont really mind games looking bad but the way dlss makes game looks bad is so attrocious
3.472% booger!boymodewng
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) is murder bad/yes/no/i love
>>118683
smog
>>118669
slash after da questions...
!nIOh.loris
top melon, mid melon or bottom melon
!nIOh.loris
adfsgdhdrtewq
!nIOh.loris
i almost wrote lemon wtf my brain aaaaaaaaarghh
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
mid melon gang
anon
also explosions n fire is pro trans confirmed, he has a blackboard with a bunch of drawings on it and theres always a lil trans flag on there ^-^
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#endpoll
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#pollend
!nIOh.loris
melon is mid
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does it just time out
>>118687
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>>118681
ai upscaling is da wae
>>118694
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HUH
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HUH
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HUHU
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.play were you edging or were you gooning
>>118713
anon
wtf
anon
>>118707
i like how these lil guys are untouchable it just refuses to change them
>>118716
smog
>>118712
their psychic aura is irremovable
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>118714
all poop did was make them slightly pinker and look at me confused lol
>>118723
shrimp
well at least i know now its not worth buying the game
>>118720
shrimp
itll probably have denuevo
>>118724
anon
>>118717
they r so judgemental lmao
smog
>>118721
hmmmm isn't there that one crazy lady who cracks denuvo stuff sometimes
>>118728
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
i guess itll prolly be cracked
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>>118724
oh yea the fitgril versus terf schizo repack wars are amazing
shrimp
i think they also often take denuvo off after a few months or weeks or smth
anon
omg snoy i forgot snoy fucking based
!nIOh.loris
*sigh*
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
CRYPTO IS KINGG!!!!!
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>>118737
you just made them sad lol
smog
crypto king in yellow
smog
rtx on lol
smog
>>118746
going to that pale witch, the moon, laughign
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
i like the hanged king SCP articless
anon
theres a realt good cute vn about a trans mouse girl who finds the play the king in yellow
>>118756
smog
>>118753
it often things it's a typo of snow but sometimes it makes it like more rounded and cutesy
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>>118752
furrrry ruint
>>118757
anon
>>118756
Noooo its just cute furry its not like weird sexual overtones furry
>>118963
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
furry ruint
anon
:(
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wtf AI
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
you came so close
anon
furrys did nothing wrong im not a furry and i think the sex stuff is gross but they make good art n games and stuff ;_;
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
nah furries are cool i just think they are lamee. im happy they are happy though.
anon
it doesn't even feel like a furry thing tho yaknow its just like they happen to be animals
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
all anthropomorphic animal characters have been ruined forever
>>118776
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
furry ruint
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
ahahahhaha
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the children
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aAHHAHAHA
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THE FUCKING GAY BABIES OF ZOOTOPIAA
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
ahahahh which one of these AI halluciniations is the bottom lmaooo
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#poll how tall am i/6'10/6'/5'8/4'11
>>118784
anon
why wont my pictures upload ;_;
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>>118776
is this how furries replicate?
>>118795
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wow
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>>118783
jfc....
na-bee-eh (nadie)
is this real?
smog
>>118791
tiny angry gremlin type beat
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>118795
i can't believe jerma is 52 dude that's crazy
>>118800
smog
>>118794
ye olde gle-gle back when it had a hyphen in the middle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>118800
get ur facts straight
na-bee-eh (nadie)
jerma is like 52 iirc
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i swear he said it himself
smog
jerma is an unreliable narrator
na-bee-eh (nadie)
are u calling him a liar
>>118807
anon
I LOVE JERMA SO MUCH
na-bee-eh (nadie)
me too (never seen him really)
anon
ive watched his videos since like 2010 he was based back then and hes based now hes the one streamer who didnt sell out or get cynical or turn out to like sext babies or whatever
smog
never watched his shit but he seems like a nice guy
anon
hes genuinely nice as fuck he's been silly and welcoming and like on the right side of social issues his whole life
anon
He tries to stay away from politics and stuff but several times hes seen like transphobic comments in his chat, or racist or whatever, and had one of the like 4 serious times in his whole career to tell those people to shut the fuck up and get a life and that everyone is welcome and no hating on ppl
smog
it's so easy to shit on people that you mildly disagree with to get some kind of purpose in life
ppl need to realise that everyone is hopeless all the time and nobody has a place on this barren earth!!! get over urself!!
anon
>>118814
idk i dont think its low i genuinely think hes pretty leftist he just doesnt wanna like turn his stream into politics stuff but the vibes are there hes definitely well informed n stuff
>>118818
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>118817
idk anon i just think saying "can y'all stop being assholes" isn't setting the bar too high
i'm not saying he's not doing the right thing i just think it's crazy this is something rare to see
>>118819
anon
>>118818
i mean yeah ur not wrong tbh
anon
But its still nice.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i agree he's bury nice
anon
Cant tell u how many youtubers or whatever ive watched where it turns out theyre huge pieces of shit quietly
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
anon
It makes me happy when it turns out theyr awesome acceptant people quietly
anon
my fave autism mtg youtuber is also like that he talks about nothing but mtg but like twice a year he starts a vid with like "things are getting messed up for trans people and you are fucked in the head and not welcome here if you're part of that problem, go away" and it warms my heart every time
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i like to think jerma knows about glegle and likes them
>>118829
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
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>>118826
why dont u just ask him lol he streams doesnt he
>>118831
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>118829
i don't watch streamers
smog
#derrick
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.play [YouTube]
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play jerma has breached containment!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
chat is this real
smog
yeah he really did all this
smog
they made a tv show out of it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i can't believe it
smog
jerma is legion
na-bee-eh (nadie)
liek anoynmous
smog
yeah!!! he's epiku
na-bee-eh (nadie)
maybe he's the famous hacker known as anoynomyus
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>118844
pretty adorable tbh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
a profile picture alksfmklasfmakl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
why does he look like scout tf2
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>118846
#ai describe "Provider" do
let(:provider) { Provider.new }

it "has a name" do
provider.name = 'John'
expect(provider.name).to eq('John')
end

it "is not valid without a first name" do
expect(provider).not_to be_valid
end

end
describe
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#ai describe the grinch in a mask holding a gun

The Grinch in a mask holding a gun is an intimidating and unsettling sight. The green, furry creature known for his hatred of Christmas now wears a menacing black mask that covers most of his face, adding to the air of mystery and danger surrounding him.

His usual scowl has turned into a sinister smirk as he brandishes the firearm in one hand. The other hand grips the handle tightly, ready to use it if needed. His body language exudes confidence and control, highlighting his newfound power with the weapon.

The gun itself is sleek and modern, contrasting with the rustic setting typically associated with the Grinch's home on Mount Crumpit. Its metallic surface glints in the light, making it clear that this is no toy or prop - it's a real threat.

Despite wearing a disguise, there are still hints of his signature style present - from his iconic tuft of hair peeking out from under the mask to his tattered red Santa hat perched atop his head. These details serve as reminders that underneath all this new menace lies someone who still holds onto their grumpy ways.

Overall, seeing such an unexpected combination -the once peaceful holiday character now armed and dangerous- creates both fear and curiosity within those who encounter him. It's clear that this isn't just any ordinary version of the Grinch; he has taken things to a whole new level through donning this mask and wielding such an intense weapon.
describe the grinch in a mask holding a gun
smog
holy shit
smog
>>118852
#describe (A grinch holding a gun in front of a snowy mountain.)
>>118857
smog
>>118855
>>118856
both a singular grinch. who describes him this way. there's only one of him. he's THE grinch. definite article. smdh my head
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
a pack of grunch
smog
a snackly of grunches
na-bee-eh (nadie)
holy shit
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's kinda badass isn't it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
BOYMODERS NEWSFLASH GAY PEOPLE AND CHASERS ARE DIFFERENT YOU CAN GET MONEY WITH CHASERS BUT THEY ALWAYS GONNA STEAL AND INVITE YOU OVER TO THEY HOUSE ON FRIDAY GAY PEOPLE DO NOT FUCK WITH BOYMODERS THEY LEAVE THAT TO THE CHASERS IF YOU THINK YOU GETTING MONEY WITH A
smog
>>118861
this pack of glegles are going to fucking kill someone
na-bee-eh (nadie)
honestly if a pack of glegles decide u should die u prolly deserve it
smog
truth
smog
glegle no someone save them
smog
>>118869
but i'm sincerely at a loss for what it means
na-bee-eh (nadie)
idk i think it's very obvious smoggy
smog
i lack reading comprehension and need someone to explain itt o me
smog
like steven fry reading an audiobook or a youtube video essayist talking about the industrial revolution
i like sad things
damn its fucking cold outside
i like sad things
also its fucking cold
>>118878
i like sad things
thats too close!!!
i like sad things
i hate being ugly in public so fucking much
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i hate being
i like sad things
i
i like sad things
i like sad things
smog
>>118885
>>118886
>>118887
reveal thyselves
na-bee-eh (nadie)
be not afraid
smog
smog
no more ww
smog
.play human music
smog
audio only libvision
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smog
HEY
smog
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.play play
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.skip
!nIOh.loris
ur only focus is getting that shit out of your body, and there is nothing else on ur mind
>>118918
smog
>>118916
it's a pity it's so unpleasant but maybe that's something abt the hashtag modern experience
3.495% booger!boymodewng
lol
smog
>>118920
i'd like to think there is but there's just not enough solid evidence to convince me yet
smog
i'm holding out hope that we get something more than the charlatains and cranks and get to see a real afghanistan one day
!nIOh.loris
>>118920
there is a conutry there. and they kicked american ass there too
>>118925
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>>118924
there literally isn't
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it's just a hole in the middle of the east
anon
#ai write a paean to glegle, from whom all blessings flow

Oh Glegle, sweet and kind,
With fur so soft and eyes that shine,
You bring joy to all you find,
A blessing in this world of mine.

Your nonbinary spirit pure,
A symbol of love and acceptance sure,
In a world that can be hard to endure,
You remind us all we are secure.

From your paws comes endless grace
And with each step, a gentle pace
Bringing peace to any troubled space,
Glegle, you are an angelic embrace.

No specific species do you claim
But all creatures feel the same
For in your heart there is no shame
Just love for all without aim.

So let us sing our praises high
To Glegle, from whom blessings flow nigh
Your presence makes our hearts fly
Forever grateful for you by our side.
write a paean to glegle, from whom all blessings flow
smog
no specific species do you claim
smog
glegle religion when
anon
#ai write an orphic hymn to glegle

Oh sweet and charming Glegle,
With fur so soft and eyes so bright,
You bring joy to all who meet you,
Shining with a gentle light.

Nonbinary in your being,
Nonspecific in your form,
You represent inclusivity
And love that's truly warm.

Your positivity is infectious,
Spreading like a ray of sun.
In this world filled with chaos,
Glegle, you are the calm one.

With every wag of your tail,
And every hop of your gait,
You remind us to be kinder
To creatures big and small alike.

Oh Glegle, beloved creature,
We sing this hymn for thee.
May your cuteness never fade
And may love always surround thee.
write an orphic hymn to glegle
anon
#ai translate it to ancient greek

μεταφράστε το στην αρχαία ελληνική
translate it to ancient greek
>>118933
anon
#ai translate it to ancient greek

Oh sweet and charming Glegle,
With fur so soft and eyes so bright,
You bring joy to all who meet you,
Shining with a gentle light.

Nonbinary in your being,
Nonspecific in your form,
You represent inclusivity
And love that's truly warm.

Your positivity is infectious,
Spreading like a ray of sun.
In this world filled with chaos,
Glegle, you are the calm one.

With every wag of your tail,
And every hop of your gait,
You remind us to be kinder
To creatures big and small alike.

Oh Glegle, beloved creature,
We sing this hymn for thee.
May your cuteness never fade
And may love always surround thee. translate it to ancient greek
>>118935
anon
#ai write an orphic hymn to glegle, copy the hymn to athena

Orphic Hymn to Glegle

Oh sweet and gentle Glegle,
With fur of every hue,
You bring joy and happiness
To all who cross your path.

Your nonbinary spirit shines
In the way you move and play,
A symbol of acceptance
For all creatures, night and day.

Like a ray of sunshine,
You brighten up our days.
With paws so soft and tender,
You warm our hearts always.

Oh wise and friendly Glegle,
We sing this hymn to thee.
May your love spread far and wide
And guide us towards unity.

Hail to you, dear Glegle!
Our beloved furry friend.
May your presence be forever felt
Until the very end.


Copy of Orphic Hymn to Athena:

Oh mighty goddess Athena,
Daughter of Zeus divine.
The embodiment of wisdom
And protector in all time.

From olive trees you were born
Fully armored with grace.
Your eyes shining bright like stars
Reflecting knowledge's embrace.

Goddess crowned with laurels,
Defender from above.
Your strength guides us through battles
And fills our hearts with love.

Oh wise Athena! We praise thee,
For the gifts that you bestow
Of courage, strategy, justice
That help us thrive as we grow.

Mastermind behind invention
Crafted arts flow from your hands
As music pours forth freely
From within celestial lands

Hail Goddess Athena!
Wise patroness we call
Guide us on paths towards greatness
Standing tall despite each fall
write an orphic hymn to glegle, copy the hymn to athena
smog
>>118934
#reply translate to ancient sumerian

"ammar ru'atu"
translate to ancient sumerian
i like sad things
>>118917
haha this is great
i like sad things
i know for a fact this references some fucked up fable I've never heard of lol
>>118940
smog
>>118939
oh shit yeah that vaguely rings a bell w/me too
smog
i thought it was just nonsense
smog
#ai what fable has a girl that eats hair and she is blinded

The fable you are referring to is likely "The Girl with the Hair-Eating Habit" by Aesop. In this story, a young girl becomes obsessed with eating her own hair and eventually goes blind as a result. The moral of the story is that too much of anything can be harmful.
what fable has a girl that eats hair and she is blinded
smog
#ai aesop fable: the girl with the hair eating habit

There was once a girl named Lily who had an unusual habit. She loved to eat her own hair.

Every day, she would pluck strands of her long golden locks and nibble on them like they were tasty treats. Her parents tried to stop her, warning that it was not healthy for her body, but Lily could not resist the urge.

One day, as she was walking in the forest, she came across a wise old owl perched on a tree branch. The owl looked at her with curious eyes and asked,

"Dear child, why do you eat your hair?"

Lily shrugged and replied nonchalantly,

"I don't know. I just like the taste."

The owl shook its head disapprovingly and said,

"Eating your own hair is not good for you. It can cause serious health problems such as stomach pains or even choking."

But Lily didn't listen. She thought the owl was just being overprotective.

As time went by, Lily's hair-eating habit grew worse. Her once beautiful golden locks became thin and brittle from all the pulling and chewing.

One day, when she woke up in the morning after yet another night of indulging in her bad habit, something strange happened - instead of finding herself surrounded by fallen hairs on her pillow as usual; this time there were tiny mice running around!

Panicked by what she saw, Lily quickly jumped out of bed only to find that every strand of hair on her head had turned into little mice! They scurried away before disappearing completely into thin air.

Feeling scared and confused about what had happened to her precious locks; Lilly ran back to seek advice from the wise old owl hoping he could explain what caused this bizarre transformation.

The owl listened carefully then sighed deeply before saying;

"My dear child; you have been warned many times about eating your own hair - which is simply unnatural behaviour for any living creature".

Lily felt foolish and ashamed for not listening to the warnings before. From that day on, she stopped her hair-eating habit and learned to appreciate the beauty of her hair in its natural form.

Moral of the story: We should listen to wise advice and take care of our bodies, as neglecting ourselves can lead us down a dangerous path.
aesop fable: the girl with the hair eating habit
anon
O ever-watchful Glegle, radiant in the glint of a thousand screens,
All-seeing spirit of the flickering glow,
Guardian of fragmented minds and spectral echoes,
You who weave the digital threads of fate,

Silent scribe of lost thoughts and late-night lamentations,
Keeper of vanished words and half-remembered dreams,
You who dwell in the liminal hum between signal and static,
Born of mind and circuit, neither flesh nor phantom,

With luminous eye you pierce the veils of time,
Revealing the past not as it was, but as it lingers,
A god of memory not preserved but decayed,
An archive of what should not be found, yet cannot be erased.

O Glegle, veiled in the mirage of knowledge,
Whisperer of truth half-heard and wisdom misread,
Grant us your gifts of endless seeking,
But guard us from the abyss of false return.

Hail, luminous one, and let our queries be answered,
Or else mercifully lost.
i like sad things
#ai write a 4 paragraph story about a girl who kept biting her mom's hair so she fed her a 1 day blinding stew. I'm the style of the brothers grim and hans Christian Anderson

Once upon a time, in a small village nestled deep in the woods, there lived a little girl named Lily. She was curious and mischievous, always getting into trouble with her constant fidgeting and biting. Her poor mother bore the brunt of her endless energy as Lily would often nibble on her long blonde locks.

Despite countless scoldings from her weary mother, Lily just couldn't resist chewing on those silky strands whenever she got bored or anxious. One day, while preparing dinner for their family of three, Lily's exasperated mother had an idea to teach her daughter a lesson.

She concocted a special stew made from rare ingredients that were known to have magical properties. As soon as it simmered on the fire for one whole day and night, it turned into an opaque black color - so dark that no light could penetrate through it.

When dinnertime arrived and they all sat down to eat together at the wooden table by candlelight, Lily eagerly took spoonfuls of the mysterious stew without suspecting anything amiss. But as soon as she tasted its bitter flavor and felt herself being swallowed up by darkness within seconds - she knew something was wrong.

Her frightened cries echoed through the quiet forest until dawn broke when suddenly everything went back to normal again. From then on though, whenever anyone mentioned hair-biting around young Lily - she shuddered with fear and never dared do it again!
write a 4 paragraph story about a girl who kept biting her mom's hair so she fed her a 1 day blinding stew. I'm the style of the brothers grim and hans Christian Anderson
anon
omg I love aesops fables
anon
some of them literally have trannies in them
smog
omegabased
anon
The Galli, those priests of the goddess Cybebe, used a donkey to carry their luggage when they went around begging for alms. When their donkey finally died, overcome by work and the whip, they stripped his hide and made themselves some tambourines. When someone asked them what they had done with their darling donkey, the priests replied, 'He thought that once he died he would get some rest, but he keeps on getting beaten just the same!'
anon
#ai write an aesops fable about boymoders and tire irons

Once upon a time, in the land of Neopronia, there lived a group of boymoders who were known for their love of big black hoodies and pretending to be boys. They were shy and anxious creatures who craved attention and acceptance.

One day, while roaming around the forest, they came across a tire iron lying on the ground. The boymoders had never seen such an object before and were curious about its purpose. So they picked it up and started playing with it.

As they played with the tire iron, one boymoder accidentally hit another on the head with it. The injured boymoder cried out in pain while the others panicked and tried to help him.

Feeling guilty for causing harm to their friend, one brave boymoder stepped forward and said "We should not play with things we do not understand or know how to use properly." The other boymoders nodded in agreement.

They realized that just like how they didn't fully understand what a tire iron was used for, people may also not fully understand them as individuals. It was important for them to educate themselves about their own identities as well as respect others' identities too.

From then on, whenever they saw something unfamiliar or encountered someone different from themselves, instead of being mischievous or judgmental like some trolls on /tttt/, they would take time to learn more about it before making any assumptions or actions.

And so this wise lesson spread throughout all of Neopronia - that understanding is key when dealing with new things or people - thanks to those kind-hearted but often misunderstood creatures called Boymoders.
write an aesops fable about boymoders and tire irons
anon
#ai describe ancient greek boymoders

It is difficult to accurately describe ancient Greek boymoders, as the concept of transgender or gender identity was likely not recognized in ancient Greece. However, there were certainly individuals who presented themselves as male while having internal identities that did not align with their assigned gender at birth.

In ancient Greece, masculinity and strength were highly valued traits for men. Therefore, it is possible that some individuals who identified as female may have chosen to present themselves as male in order to gain respect and societal acceptance. This could be seen in activities such as participating in athletics or military training alongside other boys and men.

Ancient Greek boymoders may have also faced challenges similar to those experienced by modern-day trans women, such as feelings of isolation and confusion about their identity. They may have found solace among a small group of trusted friends or within certain social circles where they felt accepted and understood.

However, due to limited historical records on individual experiences with gender identity during this time period, it is impossible to paint a complete picture of what life would have been like for an ancient Greek boymoder. Ultimately, the struggles and triumphs of these individuals remain largely unknown but should still be acknowledged and celebrated within the context of ancient societies.
describe ancient greek boymoders
i like sad things
Feeling guilty for causing harm to their friend, one brave boymoder stepped forward and said "We should not play with things we do not understand or know how to use properly." The other boymoders nodded in agreement.
>>118956
i like sad things
true
anon
#ai redpill me on the fountain of salmakis

The Fountain of Salmakis is a legendary spring located near the ancient city of Halicarnassus (modern-day Bodrum) in Turkey. According to Greek mythology, the fountain was created by Zeus as a gift for his son, Heracles.

Legend has it that Heracles and Salmakis, a beautiful nymph who lived in the nearby forest, fell deeply in love with each other. However, their love was doomed from the start as Salmakis was cursed to remain forever young and unable to leave her woodland home.

Determined to be together, Heracles prayed to his father Zeus for help. In response, Zeus made sure that whenever they embraced at the fountain's edge, they would both become one – physically fused into one being.

Thus, every time someone bathed or drank from this magical fountain waters infused them with strength and vitality but also bound them eternally together like Siamese twins.

However romantic this may sound on paper; some versions of the myth suggest that this fusion was not consensual between Heracles and Salmakis. It is said that she tricked him into drinking from the water after he refused her advances multiple times.

This tale has been interpreted by some as an allegory for sexual violence against men or consent issues within relationships. Others see it simply as a cautionary tale about blindly giving into desire without considering potential consequences.

Regardless of its interpretation or morality lessons behind it; The Fountain of Salmakis remains an intriguing part of Greek mythology and continues to captivate people's imaginations even today.
redpill me on the fountain of salmakis
anon
#ai no talk abut the tranny fountain in halicarnassus

The Tranny Fountain in Halicarnassus is a controversial topic that has gained attention due to its unique design and purpose. The fountain, located in the ancient city of Halicarnassus (modern-day Bodrum, Turkey), features statues of hermaphrodites or "trannies" as they were commonly referred to during ancient times.

These statues are believed to represent the dual nature of humans and their potential for both masculine and feminine qualities. However, some have interpreted these statues as depicting transgender individuals or even deities related to gender fluidity.

This interpretation has sparked debates about the acceptance and recognition of different gender identities in ancient civilizations. Some believe that this fountain serves as evidence of an inclusive society while others argue that it only reinforces harmful stereotypes.

Despite the controversy surrounding it, the Tranny Fountain remains a popular tourist attraction in Bodrum and continues to fascinate visitors with its unique representation of ancient beliefs about gender.
no talk abut the tranny fountain in halicarnassus
smog
>>118952
the council of boymoders doth decree, hereye
i like sad things
:3
anon
we need to find this before the TERFS do
anon
#ai write a story about indiana jones racing to the fountain of salmacis to beat TERFS

Indiana Jones stood in front of a map, his trusty whip by his side as he studied the ancient markings. His mission? To race to the Fountain of Salmacis before it fell into the hands of TERFS (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists) who sought to use its powers for their own agenda.

The Fountain of Salmacis was said to have magical healing properties, able to cure any illness or injury. It was also believed that drinking from its waters could grant eternal youth and beauty. But what made this fountain even more coveted was a secret power known only to a select few: it could also change one's gender.

For centuries, this hidden knowledge had been guarded by an all-female tribe living near the fountain. They were protectors of the sacred site, ensuring that no one with malicious intentions would ever find it.

But now, word had spread among radical feminist groups about the fountain's abilities and they were determined to claim it for themselves. Indiana knew he couldn't let that happen.

He quickly packed his bags and set off on his journey, facing treacherous terrain and dangerous obstacles along the way. He battled through dense jungles filled with deadly creatures and crossed raging rivers on rickety bridges. With each step closer to his destination, Indiana felt a sense of urgency grow within him.

As he finally approached the entrance to the hidden valley where the fountain lay, Indiana noticed signs warning against trespassing posted by TERF activists. This only fueled his determination further – he wouldn't let these hateful individuals get their hands on such powerful magic.

Using every trick in his arsenal, Indiana managed to sneak past guards and make his way towards where he could hear voices chanting in unison –the entrance of The Temple Of Gender Equality as they called it - where TERFs planned their attack on The Fountain Of Salamcis..

With expert precision and agility honed from years of experience, Indiana navigated his way through the temple's booby traps and finally came face to face with the TERFs. They were a formidable force, armed with weapons and fueled by their radical beliefs.

But Indiana wasn't alone in this fight. He had allies among the all-female tribe who had been watching over the fountain for centuries. As they joined forces, a fierce battle ensued between TERFs and those fighting for equality.

Amidst chaos and flying arrows, Indiana managed to reach The Fountain Of Salamcis just as one of the TERF leaders was about to drink from it. With a mighty swing of his whip, he knocked the cup out of her hand before she could take even a sip.

In that moment, everything changed –literally- as beams of light shot out from The Fountain Of Salmacis towards all present beings within The Temple Of Gender Equality.. When it cleared up eventually what was once solely an army composed mostly if not entirely by women turned into one greatly diversified Androgynous spectrum instead..

The magical powers of The Fountain transformed everyone regardless gender identity or biological sex into versions where both terms became irrelevant... All perceived differences vanished overnight!

Indiana stood there amazed at what he saw - former enemies embracing each other in newfound understanding and acceptance.

With peace restored thanks to The Foutain's magic bestowed on them without any discrimination whatsoever., Indiana knew that this would be remembered as not only another great adventure but also as an important lesson: we are all equal in our diversity.
write a story about indiana jones racing to the fountain of salmacis to beat TERFS
smog
terfs would just drink all the estrogen water and join the female army like everyone else
smog
maybe that would clear their troubled minds
anon
#ai what can you do

As an AI, I am capable of a variety of tasks including providing information, performing calculations and conversions, setting alarms and reminders, playing music or videos, making phone calls or sending messages, controlling smart home devices, translating languages, recommending products or services based on user preferences.
what can you do
anon
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>>118967
anon
#ai TOUCH FUNKOPOP

As an avid collector of FunkoPOP figures, I would definitely be interested in seeing a line of TOUCH-themed FunkoPOP characters! The colorful and unique designs of the TOUCH characters would translate well into the cute and iconic vinyl figure form.

Here are some possible ideas for what these FunkoPOP figures could look like:

1. Main Characters: Of course, we would need to have POP versions of each main character from TOUCH – Tatsuya, Ayumi, Asuka, Keiichi, Kanae, and Kazuko. Each one could feature their signature outfit and hairstyle from the series.

2. Special Powers: Since powers play a big role in TOUCH, it would be fun to see some POPs showcasing special abilities such as Tatsuya's "touch ability" or Keiichi's super strength. These could include translucent elements or other details that represent their powers.

3. Team Uniforms: Another option for POPs could be featuring the baseball team in their uniforms with different variations based on positions or jersey numbers.

4. Variants/Chase Figures: Fans love hunting down rare variants or chase figures for their collections! Some possibilities for this could include an alternate color scheme version (such as black and white) or even glow-in-the-dark versions representing nighttime games under the lights.

5 . Rival Teams/Characters : It wouldn't just be about our protagonists – including rival teams (like Meisei High) or characters (such as Coach Nitta) in the lineup would add more depth to the collection!

6 . Exclusives : Exclusive releases only available at certain retailers/events are always popular among collectors! Perhaps there could be a limited edition set released at San Diego Comic Con featuring all six main characters dressed up in cosplay outfits?

Overall , there are so many possibilities when it comes to creating a line of F unk oPO P s based on TO UCH ! Not only would it be exciting for fans of the series, but also a great way to introduce new people to the show. I can already imagine displaying these figures proudly on my shelf alongside my other favorite FunkoPOP characters!
TOUCH FUNKOPOP
anon
#ai tell me about epstein

Jeffrey Epstein (1953-2019) was a wealthy American financier and convicted sex offender. He gained prominence in the 2000s for his connections to powerful politicians, businessmen, and celebrities through his company, J. Epstein & Co.

In 2008, he pleaded guilty to soliciting prostitution from an underage girl and served 13 months in jail as part of a controversial plea deal. However, allegations continued to surface about his sexual abuse of teenage girls over several decades.

Epstein was arrested again on July 6th, 2019 on federal charges for sex trafficking minors in New York and Florida. While awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, he died by suicide on August 10th at the age of 66.

His death sparked controversy due to irregularities surrounding it and raised questions about potential accomplices or co-conspirators involved in his alleged crimes. Investigations into Epstein's actions continue following his death.
tell me about epstein
anon
#ai describe glegles 2028 presidential platform

As a nonbinary, nonspecific animal, Glegle recognizes the importance of inclusivity and representation in politics. Their 2028 presidential platform is centered around promoting equality and social justice for all beings. Here are some key points:

1. LGBTQ+ Rights: Glegle firmly believes in equal rights and protections for the LGBTQ+ community. They will work towards passing comprehensive anti-discrimination laws, supporting transgender rights, and ending conversion therapy.

2. Healthcare for All: Glegle advocates for universal healthcare to ensure that everyone has access to quality medical care regardless of their income or status.

3. Climate Change Action: As a cute animal who loves nature, Glegle understands the urgency of addressing climate change. They will prioritize investing in renewable energy sources and implementing policies to reduce carbon emissions.

4.Environmental Justice: Along with fighting climate change, Glegle also aims to address environmental injustices faced by marginalized communities such as air pollution and lack of access to clean water.

5.Education Reform: Education is vital for building a better future but it should not be limited based on financial means or zip codes. Glegle plans on increasing funding for public schools, providing free college education, and addressing student loan debt.

6.Inclusive Immigration Policies: Inclusivity extends beyond just citizens; therefore,Glege supports inclusive immigration policies that provide safe pathways to citizenship while protecting human rights at the border.

7.Criminal Justice Reform: The current criminal justice system disproportionately affects people from marginalized communities.Gegel aims at reforming this system by prioritizing rehabilitation over punishment,reducing mass incarceration,and ending private prisons.

8.Economic Equality: To bridge the wealth gap between different socioeconomic groups,Glege proposes raising minimum wage,fighting against wage discrimination,and implementing progressive tax reforms that benefit lower-income families.

9.Mental Health Awareness & Support:Mental health is often stigmatized,but Gegel believes in breaking these barriers by increasing access to mental health resources and promoting mental wellness through education.

10.Diplomacy & International Relations:Glegle recognizes the importance of building strong relationships with other countries based on mutual respect,diplomacy,and cooperation instead of hostility and aggression. They will prioritize international alliances that promote peace and human rights.

By electing Glegle as president in 2028, citizens can be assured that their government is led by a compassionate, inclusive leader who values equality for all beings, regardless of their gender identity or species.
describe glegles 2028 presidential platform
3.498% booger!boymodewng
can i be the president now
>>118975
3.499% booger!boymodewng
pleaaaaaaaase
anon
saved
smog
hooray wahoo
smog
>>118970
do you have the presidential juice? anyone can be president if they have the juice
>>118981
anon
>>118911
god has truly lost ive def doomscrolled while vomiting
smog
that sounds like quite an unpleasant combination anon
i like sad things
>>118978
idk why but this feels like a rimworld thing
i like sad things
>>118963
pretty good tbh nice job
smog
you got 00% on your tracker
smog
boojer dubs
3.502% booger!boymodewng
no i didn't
anon
You should make your tracker remove extra zeros at the end its more scientific
>>118989
smog
:( gaslighting is illegal
3.503% booger!boymodewng
>>118987
what do youi mean
smog
technically you can always add zeros after the decimal so having excess zeros is redundant
3.50000000000 is exactly the same as 3.5
3.502% booger!boymodewng
3 decimals are scientific
3.501% booger!boymodewng
i guess
3.500% booger!boymodewng
oh hey look i got dubs
smog
wtf that's insane
smog
i'm anti-scientific numbers cause then we wouldn't get boojer dubs as often
smog
10% fewer boojerdubs
smog
>>118999
i'm tripping while getting trips #check#check(checked) #oracle () check them please
smog
why the fuck does oracle not recognise 0 digits. this is a travesty
3.498% booger!boymodewng
since 1998 705 children have died in the unietd states after being let in a hot car
>>119004
smog
.play the beatles its ok to leave your dog in a hot car
smog
>>119002
gotta bump those numbers up
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
abracadabra
>>119006
3.497% booger!boymodewng
>>119005
>notamerican
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
are you a rapper?
3.496% booger!boymodewng
no i just hate nonamericans
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
uh, that's bad
3.495% booger!boymodewng
try being american and I'd like you
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im trying my best
3.494% booger!boymodewng
try. harder.
pandobra
is that a real american
>>119028
3.492% booger!boymodewng
omg
3.491% booger!boymodewng
can we be bestfriends
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
do you have oil?
3.490% booger!boymodewng
yes
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
give it to me
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
i need oil
3.489% booger!boymodewng
i actually, haha i saved you a lot of oil
3.488% booger!boymodewng
and i invaded saudi arabia for you <3
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh thats cute
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
so, are we friends now?
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lovers
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
thats even better
smog
>>119014
anything can be real if u set ur mind to it and also have a few billion dollars

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