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na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok ok
anon
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na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay fujo is not a fujo
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>134041↪
#ksay nazi symbols go kinda hard i wish they weren't appropiated by cringe nazis
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glegles
fujo
i just realized that ill probably take a train that will approach nibbles location and passes by n stuff...
>>134110
fujo
its.. i dont want to be in that part of germanu
anon
it has 3.9 million views
anon
it got recommended to alot fo people
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay five. hundred. cigarettes
anon
i wonder if you can do the pitch control with the tts here
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#welcome
na-bee-eh (nadie)
liek that?
anon
it doesnt do anything
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay help
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi anon
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay kaysay is so goated
anon
#ksay nadie is a good person ............... NOT
anon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay fail
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay get rekt
anon
nbghhjhjkjhnbkjhkj]
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay its glegler
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#gleegloo
na-bee-eh (nadie)
fedoragle
anon
.play old western movie
anon
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anon
.play old western movie music
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay respect
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play estoy bien piel
anon
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anon
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUJCK YOU
nibble
explain yourself
fujo
>>134113↪
idk when u felt sad or something i dont remember exactly, but u told me that you're in maultaschenland
>>134120
anon
fujo are you auslander
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i thought we were friends...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay are you auslander
anon
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na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play tik tok kesha
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ich bin glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
how do u say
na-bee-eh (nadie)
in german
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle ist für alle da!
nibble
>>134152↪
100%. wobei ich letztens mal in Leipzig und halle war, ist eigentlich ganz nice da. und leben ist wohl echt günstig
>>134158
fujo
>>134156↪
leipzig ist oke, aber leipzig ist auch nicht so ossi-ossi, den richtigen osten findest eig. nur auf dem dorf, das ist änlich wie mit bayern, münchen ist praktisch auch kein bayern.
>>134160
na-bee-eh (nadie)
muscle memory is crazy cus how can you two type that language so fast
fujo
mich hatte mal so ein bayer in münchen angesprochen und ich hatte ihn erst akustisch nicht verstanden, und er dachte das sei wegen dem dialekt, und als ich dann meinte "nene, du kannst ruhig im dialekt reden, verstehen tu ich den", war er sehr erleichtert und meinte "naja, hier spricht quasi niemand mehr dialekt".
das war so meine münchen-erfahrung
>>134162
nibble
>>134161↪
lol. ja, ich glaube der dialekt stirbt immer mehr und mehr. aber ich muss sagen, meine familie kommt eigentlich aus nrw und ich hab den schwarzwälder dialekt nie gelernt, und ich werd deshalb oft dumm angemacht. sehr nervig
>>134166
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glegle ist für alle da!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i miss recima
fujo
>>134162↪
idk, so sehr man die bayern nicht mögen darf, sowas tun die nicht, die versuchen einem den aktiv beizubringen :D :D
gerade als ich anfänglich hier war, wurde ich so banter-scherzhaft mässig oft genug korrigiert, beim bäcker oder so.
ist auch lustig, wenn man dann mal irgendwie nördlicher ist, semmeln und brezn möchte, und sie nicht wissen was man meint
>>134167
fujo
(hoffentlich nicht mehr lang, dieses dorf nervt mich langsam)
>>134171
fujo
>>134171↪
kleinstadt, aber irgendwie halt jetzt auch nicht suuuper klein, aber eben klein genug dass man merkt dass schon so ein wenig infrastruktur fehlt.
dafür bin ich relativ zentral von der lage, und hab deswegen das problem nicht all zu schlimm?
>>134178
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
OOO nice one
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
blue
nibble
>>134172↪
ok verstehe. kenne das gefühl, hab für den großteil meines lebens in ner """stadt""" mit 13000 Einwohnern gelebt. mach ich nie wieder, hass hass hass
>>134182
fujo
>>134178↪
ich hoffe echt dass meine bewerbung(en) früchte tragen, und ich hier mittelfristig wegkomme, lol.
>>134183
nibble
>>134184↪
i dont think saying deutschland über alles in public would get you in trouble, but 'alles für deutschland' might. depends who you are, probably not if youre just some rando
>>134188
fujo
writing a cv is so painful
fujo
>>134183↪
es ist so schlimm so irgendwie alte projekte auszukramen, sie zu open sourcen, und dann doku / erklärungen dazu zu schreiben..
like, ich komme mir dabei so fast schlauer vor als dann als ich dieese schreiben tat.
>>134192
nibble
>>134185↪
ah ok. sollte ja kein problem sein. ich hatte keinerlei probleme in der it, und ich hab nur ne ausbildung
>>134191
fujo
ich hab einen cv in dem so 2 arbeitgeber stehen, und sonst halt irgendwie "freelance at various companies" :DD
>>134195
fujo
>>134195↪
ich kann mich theoretisch auf ne ausbildungsstelle bewerben, aber gleichzeitig will ich das irgendwie nicht, weil ich es nicht für nötig halte in meiner position + die bezahlung scheisse ist.

duales studium hab ich drüber nachgedacht, aber gefällt mir prinzipiell auch nicht, weil wenn ich studieren will, würde ich halt in so ne super theoretische richtung gehen, und ich hätte den anspruch an mich selbst mich voll und ganz auf das studium zu konzentrieren
>>134197>>134199
nibble
>>134196↪
das ist sie in der tat... aber ich muss sagen, mit ausbildung/studium ist es wirklich mega leicht nen it job zu finden. habe für meinen letzten normalen dev job 3 bewerbungen geschrieben und für mein momentanes fuales studium eine lol
>>134198
fujo
>>134197↪
das ding ist, ich will nicht wirklich in so ner mittelklassigen systemhaus bude unterkommen, die irgendwie langweiligen kram macht, und/oder HR hat was irgendwie wirklich auf diesen LARP an bewerbungsunterlagen schaut.
>>134201
nibble
>>134196↪
>ich hätte den anspruch an mich selbst mich voll und ganz auf das studium zu konzentrieren
verstehe ich. dual ist auch wirklich mega stressig.
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
english please
nibble
>>134198↪
mittelständler sind auch nicht immer schlecht. habe meine ausbildung bei nem konzern gemacht (continental) und ich muss sagen, obwohl alle in meinem bekanntenkreis die ganze zeit soyface gemacht haben, waren die leute da wirklich retarded. habe auch mal bei ner kleinen firma gearbeitet (30 devs oder so) und die leute waren viiieeeel besser. startup sind die leute wahrscheinlich noch besser, aber da muss man glaub ich auch voll ran – hab ich noch nie ausprobiert
>>134229>>134209>>134211
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
now i wanna learn german
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ai derrick the ferret

derrick the ferret sounds like a delightful little critter. ferrets are clever, playful, and full of energy—great companions if you're up for their mischief. make sure derrick has plenty of enrichment, space to explore, and a good diet (they need quality protein). also, they thrive on interaction, so be ready to give him lots of attention or consider getting him a buddy if he's alone most of the time. hope derrick brings you endless joy! derrick the ferret
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ai is derrick the ferret glegle's best friend

derrick the ferret is a beloved companion of glegle, and they share many delightful adventures together. it would be accurate to say derrick holds a special place in glegle's heart as one of their closest friends. is derrick the ferret glegle's best friend
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i just realized some people don't know about glegle it's so sad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#smartai explain what is a thinkpad in glegle's way

Ah, a ThinkPad! In Glegle's whimsical and endearing way, a ThinkPad is like a trusty companion for your brain—a sleek, sturdy little creature that scampers around with you wherever you go. It’s not just any ordinary gadget; it’s a paragon of productivity, designed by the brilliant minds at Lenovo (and originally IBM) to help humans think big thoughts and do clever things.

Imagine Glegle holding up their tiny paws in excitement as they explain: "A ThinkPad is like a magical notebook made of metal and plastic, but instead of scribbling doodles or writing grocery lists (though you could totally do that too!), it helps you solve complex equations, write novels faster than lightning, or even design entire cities! Its keyboard feels like tapping on fluffy clouds—so comfy! And its iconic red TrackPoint nub? That’s like its little nose guiding your cursor with precision!"

Glegle would also point out how durable these devices are. "ThinkPads are tough cookies! They can survive bumps, spills (*gasp*), and even the occasional tumble off your desk because they're built to be resilient adventurers." With their signature black matte finish and minimalist aesthetic adorned by the glowing logo (which looks suspiciously like an abstract smiley face), ThinkPads exude professionalism while secretly being playful at heart.

In essence, according to Glegle-speak: A Thinkpad isn't just tech—it's friendship wrapped in innovation for all those who dare to dream big dreams... one keystroke at time *happy tail wag*. explain what is a thinkpad in glegle's way
fujo
>>134201↪
puh, idk, kann man sehr schwer verallgemeinern, gerade it security ist nochmal n sektor der sehr sehr anders ist als development, zumindest von den leuten dort.
du hast irgendwie auf einer seite ziemliche trottel die sich für viel zu schlau/wichtig halten, und auf der anderen irgendwelche akademiker die konstant das, was sie können herunterspielen.
und dann gibt es noch irgendwelche menschen die einfach spaß dran ha(b/tt)en, und eher mit sich selbst kämpfen statt irgendwie auf ihre aussenwirkung acht zu geben.
>>134218>>134232
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i mean not fluently
na-bee-eh (nadie)
they just go glegleglegleglelge
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont believe you
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
in my world, glegle speak english
>>134220
na-bee-eh (nadie)
iirc back in the discord server they posted an audio of what glegle sound like and it was just a cute girly voice saying "gleglegleglegleglegleglegle"
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
who created the canon version? who decided they can't speak english but only gleglish
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play dead glegle storage
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
:(
na-bee-eh (nadie)
u can hear it there
fujo
>>134201↪
bei einem startup wollte ich persönlich nicht unterkommen, da hätte ich angst dass ich mit zu vielen "techbros" umgeben wäre, die finde ich irgendwie primär nervig.
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
gleglegleglegleglegle
nibble
>>134211↪
>dann gibt es noch irgendwelche menschen die einfach spaß dran ha(b/tt)en
gibt es leider nicht viele in meiner erfahrung... die meisten sind nur da wegen dem geld. ich mein, ich setzt mich mit den sachen auch lieben in meiner freizeit auseinander, kann ich also schon verstehen
>>134239
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
but
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i have proofs they can speak english
anon
fujo did you ever got arrested??
thyme
guten morgen glegchens
nibble
>>134239↪
idk im so tired of programming. i used to do it in my free time all the time when i started
>>134247
na-bee-eh (nadie)
creation of a fan
na-bee-eh (nadie)
not canon
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i bet there's a multiverse of glegle
>>134250
na-bee-eh (nadie)
::derrick (no image found)
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
there is a possibility glegle can speak russian
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>134246↪
personally my headcanon is that there are glegles everywhere and depending on where you find them they assimilate the nearest culture
>>134253
nibble
>>134252↪
ive been focusing on learning maths, thats why im getting my bachelors in engineering rn. i would love to be an academic, although i dont think thats in the cards for me
thyme
most programming is kind of boring and unless you have programming as a load-bearing trait in yourself you could probably just leave behind doing it
>>134261
thyme
either that or get into a more fun subfield
thyme
although one of my friends is implementing some big functional pl with an effect system etc and is going to be trying to force me to write a wayland compositor
>>134267
thyme
i have this whole concept for a desktop app framework using functional reactive programming stuck in my head and i keep not going and doing the hard work to make it real
>>134271
anon
desktop framework in haskell
nibble
>>134269↪
idk i learned a bunch of college-level math at vocational school later, but im only really starting to gitgud right now because of my degree. my math prof is so cool...
fujo
it's all brainrot
fujo
all you need is a software renderer, inputs as like "click there n there, key input here" and that's it
anon
all you need is a tape and a head
thyme
and im not wanting to rerender every frame when i could save user battery significantly AND have a much nicer time programming
>>134286
thyme
like why would i want to have to keep the state of the whole program in my head like that
>>134288
thyme
i dont use a 386 so i dont really care
fujo
see, this is the reason why software EXCELS at the capability of making hardware that used to run things fast SLOW
>>134295
nibble
>>134283↪
writing anything like that in haskell makes you want to tear your eyes out, im good thanke
anon
a 386 is still kinda overkill
thyme
anyways modern desktop app programming would have been saved if the guy who made elm didnt decide to make it exclusively render to js
>>134302
nibble
>>134299↪
its not because of electron, its because the people who write electron apps are dumb. but binary size is an issue
>>134303
thyme
like obviously ur gonna have some sort of runtime but chrome is HEAVY
thyme
and no matter what, js fucking blows
fujo
your runtime is the processor
fujo
>>134309↪
use a language that compiles to 50 different architectures, this doesn't facilitate the need for a runtime
>>134314
nibble
>>134311↪
no, i quite like these sort of things. web is just nice for building ui. theres uhh, god i forgot what its called, for golang, which i liked pretty well
>>134320
thyme
>>134309↪
the only way to actually do this is c and writing c is like swallowing nails
thyme
no interactivity
thyme
i thought glegs would have any sort of brain cells regarding what makes software nice to use.... truly tragic
>>134335
nibble
i like how this website is basically just /g/ for the gays
>>134336
thyme
i would do many things to undo the damage that 2014~2016 did to imageboard culture
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
fujo
>>134338↪
2005'ish desktop software that ran on XP was unironically better than the SHIT we're putting up with today
>>134343
anon
2005 desktop software looked shit
thyme
i think like 99% of the reason that desktop apps suck rn is because electron is the only way to make a normal person cross platform ui
>>134350
thyme
also le kapitalismus ruined le everything
nibble
>>134347↪
i dont know anything about the nt kernel, but windows just doesnt even allow unix philosophy because of their autistic normie focus on ui
>>134353
fujo
>>134346↪
no, it's because we have inbred a group of programmers who are afraid of programming
thyme
this falls under le kapitalismus to me but its also like... i dont necessarily blame a lot of devs for not liking to deal with the terrifying underbelly of libc
>>134352
thyme
sure same sort of issue
thyme
i guess my problem is that writing things in c sucks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>134355↪
the kernel can support different APIs, from Win32 to POSIX (yeah, not UNIX) and OS/2
>>134363
fujo
it was just EEE, which is le kapitalismus
thyme
at minimum the incentive structures we have are not good for the software landscape
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>134363↪
im talking about the nt kernel, it was made with intention to support not only win32
>>134368
anon
microsoft could implement all types of syscalls
fujo
>>134363↪
i think the history behind that was like, govt had some grants out for posix compatible stuff, and ms wanted to grab those? not sure
>>134377
thyme
the posix subsystem is mostly bc of us gov regulation tho
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay pootis
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>134374↪
oh wait... i apologize... but stdlib.h and stdio.h stuff is there... but thats not about posix its just C standard
>>134380
nibble
>>134378↪
yes thats crossplatform but many things on windows are different than on linux and osx. its actually a complete clusterfuck. i dont know how it works on the level of the kernel so ill take your word for it
fujo
posix is a fucking mess and it should be retired tbh
>>134389
thyme
oh, i'm on windows 10
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
ohhh
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i see, sorry
fujo
yea, it was, but even looking at it now, there's no way you can make a good operating system designed for desktop usage whilst keeping posix
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notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>134392↪
with a big monitor (and like 200% scale factor) the font rendering on windows 10 actually looks cool
fujo
>>134393↪
applications have very different needs at the scale we run them today, and posix just does not suit them
>>134398
nibble
>>134396↪
well yes but this design philosophy is literally microsofts fault, we should write better smaller software and many people still do
thyme
im not necessarily a posix defender or whatever but i just dont really see why
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
lets all agree that plan 9 sucks
>>134405
thyme
i ran 9front in a vm for a little bit and it was cute but i cant imagine actually using it
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i ran it on a bare metal
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
it looks cool but i cant really understand its philosophy fully
fujo
>>134399↪
let's take sockets for example, posix does not really do anything in terms of like, permission management for those, just like files and so on.

so what modern OS's do is, they kind of like emulate their own environment for those syscalls in order to build permission management on top, this fundamentally undermines how "good" an application can adapt to such scenarios
>>134412
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i hate stinking
nibble
>>134391↪
windows 10 is genuinely the best desktop experience. i like macos better but im forced to use windows
>>134410
thyme
i have a better desktop experience on linux mint and i dont even like linux mint
thyme
i mean, i guess the answer here is "posix didn't go far enough"?
>>134417
fujo
>>134412↪
also like, look at how common stuff like kubernetes/docker whatever is, where we just throw an entire system into a container, if you think about it, it's all workaround around limitations imposed by posix
>>134419>>134423
thyme
although i think it really needs a whole different permission model
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i feel it's now basically impossible to create a new OS... because there's already a ton of software written for Windows/POSIX
nibble
>>134413↪
posix just got fucked because microsoft took over the market
thyme
i dont like users/groups as the base abstraction of auth/permissions/etc
thyme
i actually recently had a very funny situation where docker was not creating a reproducible environment but nix was
fujo
>>134419↪
bleh, no.
look at the mess that is home manager, it's a lot of duct tape, but yea, it kinda goes into the right direction, at least a bit.
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>134414↪
i like the way of packing applications into containers
thyme
i really dont like nix as it is that much but its the least-bad thing we have
>>134425
fujo
>>134424↪
if it would work sure, but having tried to daily drive it for a while, i never had a more frustrating experience, at some point, i fucked off back to arch
nibble
ANYWAY COMPUTERS SUCK AND YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE
>>134428
thyme
i daily drive nixos on my laptop and i use that for almost everything
>>134430
thyme
the only reason im on windows rn is because im in my apartment lol
>>134432
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>134429↪
im not judging people because of what OS they use on their PC
nibble
that same prof i was talking about earlier told another student in my class to 'take his meds' (could also be translated as 'take your pills') today
fujo
>>134433↪
you see, one of the issues i have with home manager for example, is how applications don't really subscribe to the config model that it tries to enforce, like with some applications, i think it just sets the config read-only, so if the application has some nice UI or something to configure stuff, like it can't read back into the config
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