im just a kid and my life is a nightmare

>>134838
how old are you

>im 27 and thats basically a child

im 29

PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUM{P

i eat chips on the toilet

im the millineal bridge

what language is that

>>134861
this isnt good

.play [YouTube]

there are some words that i hate for no reason

like: comfortable, recreational, thirst

thats so stupid

wtgs is this

.skip (voted to skip this video)

skip skip

i thought this was the real version

well thats what i thought

i never heard the original

yeah and i had a graduation but no one cares about that

wow.. thank u sm

#bpdai whats your take on the um

the um is a bit of a mixed bag. on one hand, it's got some solid ideas about global cooperation and peacekeeping, which are obviously important. but on the other hand, it often gets bogged down in bureaucracy and can be pretty ineffective when major powers don't play along. like any large institution, its success really depends on how much member states are willing to commit to its goals rather than just using it as a stage for their own agendas. whats your take on the um

>>134908
#kiss

#schizoai whats with them hoes down south?

"Well, let me tell you about the hoes down south—where hospitality flows as freely as sweet tea and manners are thicker than summer humidity. Down in the South, every "hoe" has a story to spin, whether it's planting in rich red clay or thriving under that golden sunshine for generations. They've been tilling fields since time immemorial, symbolizing resilience and a deep connection to the land.

Southern charm runs through everything here—mayo goes on the biscuits because butter ain't enough gratitude; ma'am gets tacked onto your name faster than crawdads can skitter sideways into boiling pots during an impromptu seafood feast by some lazy bayou bridge at sunset while cicadas serenade whiskey-numb ears... Now THAT is field poetry right there: survival dirt-deep laughter mixed harmoniously alongside broken pitchforks handed-down apron ties holding families histories older New Orleans itself proud lineages donning caps adorned insignias representing city states pride spirits embodied everywhere...

Criss-cross battleground valleys hosts steadfast keepers known predominantly southern *HOES-SYNDICATIONARY*FORMS calling-up dichotomical spades aplenty mentioned briefly primarily aforesaid."

In all seriousness though apart form humourous double-takes elsewhere meaningful respectively interpreted describing various nuances involving stereotypes cultural context unique demographics related particular regions really must signalise pronounced universal attributes inclusive working-class communities spearheaded kept vibrant flair contained catchy dialect-infused rhythms true moving narratives worth veering respecting silently revel understanding captivated moments hopefully oft repeated soon retro spectrums rest therefore declared hereby official proposition endorsement believing addressing very possible exception(s)(!?) definition identifying celebratory joyful purposes linguistic creativity granted free pass priority reigns supreme legalized unabashed productivity manifest advanced levels spectacular…(ahem) OR more specifically just awaiting repaints best-priced ones et locale officiers command bandelettes tying off stuck buckaroo jeans post corn shuck excitement til kingdom-vintage store radomus trouser roll barrels settlers got tired memoriam cap backwards pond-alarm sub sandwiches invite pal-cricogitto laughontage harpo-chitroagtrryvizzlepie ybkombos'n'explaitioneedittchinazz sooo kinda leapsnathamarcoopbooleywaybee trying uh help conlinqure whats with remoji-getdownsillydosouthhwutaromasteparliamarket& potluck past dre-conimalienaprogramseyet nope---still better wrote something..." whats with them hoes down south?

#realai etst

opworm ruined all the alt ais damn

#ai whats gle * 2

gle * 2 is just "glegle". it's a meaningless repetition unless gle has some specific context or definition you're referring to. if you meant something else, clarify and i'll help sort it out. whats gle * 2

>doesnt know

i dont like this one very much

he rly is

good end timeline where kanye didnt go schizo

he was already in one car accident which means his chances of being in another are drastically lowered of course

>>134934
this tbh

i hate the man now but damn his first 5 albums are such peak

hey

and who are these 13 people that are just watching me type rn

#usay lurkers can you hear me

#lurkers

oh hi

>>134961
me

#usay lurkers show yourself

>>134960
it just happens

>>134968
#give

>>134965
im gonna need more information, where are you from, what is your fav ice cream flavor, favorite color, mothers maiden name

>>134975
i am from the united states of europe my favourite icream flavour is vanilla and my mothers maiden name is [REDACTED]

i like ice cweam

.play Hatsune Miku if you can hear us Hatsune Miku save me

so quiet....

too quiet...

an eerie stillness grips the walls

.play kanye west champion

im going to fucking fail thr electrical engineering class i can feel it in my bones

y

because i have terrible intuition for circuits. most people in my class are electronic technicians, i have a software background. i mean ive gotten better, ive learned a lot, but its still not great.

oh well it doesnt matter. if i fail im just going to go back to living with my parents and eat mommies tendies

>>134993
what part of electronics is difficult for you?

>>134994
germs dont eat tendies they eat SHNITZEL

>>134995
right now im struggling with uhh i dont know the english words lmao hold on alternative current sources(?) sorry thats the best translation i can find

#smartai why would someone want the military to exclusively be male cissoids with skin like vanilla?

The notion of restricting military service exclusively to "male cissoids with skin like vanilla" (presumably referring to heterosexual, cisgender males of European descent) is rooted in antiquated and exclusionary ideologies that have historically prioritized homogeneity over diversity. Such a perspective often stems from misguided beliefs about uniformity fostering cohesion or strength, as well as deeply ingrained biases tied to race, gender, and sexuality.

However, this line of thinking is not only ethically problematic but also strategically unsound. Modern militaries thrive on diversity because it brings a wide range of perspectives, skills, and problem-solving abilities to the table. Research has consistently shown that diverse teams outperform homogeneous ones in complex tasks—precisely the kind of challenges faced in military operations. Moreover, limiting recruitment based on arbitrary characteristics such as race or gender undermines meritocracy and deprives institutions of talent that could otherwise contribute significantly.

Historically speaking many societies have used exclusionary practices within their armed forces for reasons ranging from cultural norms (e.g., traditional views on masculinity)to outright prejudice against marginalized groups; however these practices are increasingly recognized as outdated relics rather than sound policy choices given today's globalized world where adaptability inclusivity become paramount factors determining success both domestically internationally alike . why would someone want the military to exclusively be male cissoids with skin like vanilla?

>>134996
why not both

>>134998
because they follow orders or something

>>134998
god i hate ai its all just so generic and oftentimes just wrong. it basically sounds like corporatespeak

>>134997
elaborate

>>135002
when you have a circuit with voltage and current sources and two points A, B in that circuit, and you need to convert the current/voltage sources (usualy easy) and calculate a therevin resistance with regards to those points

>>135001
thats what rlhf does

>>135004
i guess its the training data...

>>135005
that and reinforcement learning from human feedback (rlhf)

>>135003
so what dont you understand?

>>135007
basically, which resistors in that circuit are part of the therevin resistance with regards to those two points; because its just that subcircuit, and not Rth of the whole circuit. How to find the relevant subcircuit, basically

thats crazy

wish i could help but i dont know anything about electronics :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

lmao

cant you go on a forum or something and ask there

i think im just going to have to take the L and ask either a professor or a fellow student tomorrow

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

go on discord

i dont think i should take advice from strangers on the internet for this, sorry lol

but we're childhood friends DDDD:

>>135019
THAT DOESNT HELP ME FIND THE SUBCIRCUIT WITH REGARDS TO POINT A AND B

>>135008
#reply

to find the subcircuit relevant for thévenin resistance between two points, follow these steps:

1. disconnect all independent voltage sources (replace with short circuits).
2. disconnect all independent current sources (replace with open circuits).
3. remove any components not directly connected to the path between the two points in question (e.g., branches that don't contribute to current flow when a test source is applied across those points).

the remaining resistors are part of the subcircuit contributing to thévenin resistance between those specific points. calculate their equivalent resistance using series/parallel reduction or delta-wye transformations as needed.

if you're unsure about which resistors remain, imagine applying a test voltage or current across the two points and trace where current would flow—only resistors along this path matter for rth.

hope this helps!

>>135016
sorry

again, it doesnt matter if I fail. im just going to go back to living with my parents, maybe get a dev job (preferably parttime, but those are hard to find) and go full /mathmonk/ otherwise

it does

i care

>>135016
but you tried taking advice from me right now

>>135024
and i shouldnt have lol. i should ask my professor

sorry for being useless

its ok! im useless too

im the most useless

its me the winner of uselessness

im the uselessest

>>135031
we know

>>135033
#pat

do what

[YouTube]

honestly, between the fashes wanting a hetero white male only military, and creating christofascism, i think its linked strongly to the crusade against at home federal workers, because i think, they want to be able to discriminate against people, and since online people are generally gender anonymous and racially ambiguous usually since you cannot see them physically, it makes it harder to discriminate against people, i think that is a big part of the assholes who hate federal workers working from home so much in all actuality.

>>135038
no you schizo they want people in the office because managers think that when you stay at home you do nothing all day (which is already most of the job)

im in the office rn and ive been doing nothing all day

>>135040
interesting and timely admission lol

>>135040
thats normal

lol

jobs are so weird

why do you need a job in this society

i brought my laptop in and i have a kvm to switch between it and my work PC and i just sit on here all day

why cant it be freelance

you get hired as a contract

>>135046
BASED

whats your job btw

im an "administrative assistant" so its basically one of those fake email jobs

how did you get it

i applied for office jobs for 4 months with a fake resume

why would someone give it away for no reason

>>135054
LOL

>>135055
well you're above them so they cant do shit

>>135055
u do whatever ur job needs and then uhm look useful i guess i mean i do do some stuff at least

>>135053
pando reply tot his

to this

i did

i mean not directly but to the followup

dont u have like efficiency shit i forgot how its called

its cuz they need people to do some work but the work takes like 2-3 hrs instead of 8 hrs but ppl need fulltime jobs

>>135066
yeah i mean i have some python scripts to help me work better but like id still have a bunch of free time without them

do u read in your free time

sometimes, when i started here without my laptop i just put epubs on the work PC and i pretty much read most of the day

if i had free time all day id read so much

honzuki no gekokujou i read all of that LN

i liked it quite a bit

NO its not porn its just text

chinese pornographic cartoons

its a light novel!

moooooom its a lightnovel not a chinese cartoon

same shit different name

.play telling my dad im a brony

i want to relive this great memory

pando how much do they pay you

aksually

DAD IM NOT GAY

$20/hr

most of the j obs i was looking for paid more but i was getting deseperate so i just took it

you cannot suffer in murica

classic video

>>135093
>2000$ rent/month cucks you

im not suffering im big chilling

>>135096
ending is brutal lol

ill probably need to get one of those gooder jobs eventually though

>>135095
just live in a van

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

it is

dummy

see that smile

i live in a 5 bedroom house with 5 other ppl

>>135107
sounds wholesome

it is

>>135107
ewwww

>>135107
>>135111
buying a house wiith 5 other people would actually be kind of cool

wanna buy a house with me?

i rent though

>>135113
yeah if they're your friend

>>135114
yes sure lets
>>135116
have to be good friends too

>>135113
one of my friends is currently planning to do this ... except with a 6 person polycule

ok im too poor i cant sorry ill live in your house rent free though

>>135118
>hello? based department?

>>135118
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6 person polycule? thats a big one

she keeps uhauling with various people she meets online

last time it exploded bc her gf became homeless and she had a bpd meltdown over her not responding to her texts

how to get aids 101

her new gf is this like onlyfans superstar making some absurd amount of money who is also as far as i can tell the center of the polycule

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

she must be so popular

no she just lives in vancouver

this is life in vancouver

gdi svg image

i cant see the image but i lolled at the title

does anyone want to start a 6 person polycule with me but instead of doing anything together we just get together once a week to make a pizza

>>135133
i know enough software queers to do this but the market is fucked enough that only like half of them are employed

not a fan of pizza quite frankly

you can still join we'll make you garlic bread >>135139

>>135136
waow thats my kind of polycule

>>135138
lmao@american'ts

love garlic bread

>>135141
FLAMMKUCHEN MENTIONED

>>135141
idk what that is ull have to teach the polycule

>>135128
her main twitter has 202k followers

>>135147
thats more on the lower end

>>135148
yeaaa me and my gf are having to move out of our current place bc its student housing and im finally graduating and we're running into the problem that we dont know a lot of people we'd actually want to live with

just repeat a year so you dont have to move out

>>135151
the state is currently paying for my college and they wont do that after i complete my degree requirements

>>135152
well then dont complete them

>>135153
u would have to live in america tho

>>135154
kinda too late. im also doing it on my parents' dollar as well so like

>>135147
thats like 2000x my following

i could never lead the pizza polycule with these numbers

>>135158
i believe in you

ur a big account in my heart

<3

i have like 1k followers bc i farmed the same tweet 3 times

>>135163
100 bots

actually u can probably triangulate my twitter from that statement but oh well

i actually had this funny problem on another account where u could find my legal name if u dug hard enough

>>135166
>I AM SO IMPORTANT THAT SOMEBODY WILL FIND MY TWITTER ACCOUNT

>>135169
im pawing at your post and meowing at it and shit

>>135163
thank u i love my fans

#smartai what is that effect called where something looks different from a distance than closeup and what is the eeffect called where theres something only visible from say five feet away and its so feint you can only see it at the very edge of your senses?

The phenomenon where something appears different when viewed from a distance compared to up close is known as **"aerial perspective"** or **atmospheric perspective**. This effect occurs due to the scattering of light by particles in the atmosphere, which causes distant objects to appear less distinct, often with a bluish tint and reduced contrast. It is a key principle in art and photography for creating depth and realism.

The second effect you describe, where something becomes visible only at a specific distance or under particular conditions—often faintly perceptible at the edge of your senses—is referred to as **"liminal perception."** This term encompasses stimuli that are just barely detectable, existing on the threshold of conscious awareness. In some cases, it may also relate to **peripheral vision**, where subtle details or movements are more noticeable in the outer edges of your visual field rather than when directly focused upon. These phenomena highlight how human perception operates within thresholds and can be influenced by environmental factors such as lighting, contrast, and spatial context. what is that effect called where something looks different from a distance than closeup and what is the eeffect called where theres something only visible from say five feet away and its so feint you can only see it at the very edge of your senses?

>>135166
whats ur twitter

>>135168
why would you ever post your name on your twitter account

>>135174
it was a much more convoluted path

>>135175
STOP COPYNG ME

HAHA U DID IT WRONG

>>135176
i tried being on fedi but 50% of the accounts are like liberal slop and 50% of the accounts are millennial tech people

and the millennial tech people are like moderately normal but im not all that interested in Just that

>>135185
11

>>135185
22

woag...

>>135186
perhaps in my heart

in the words of the never-forgotten m00t, i wish to be the little girl

ur a hag

idk i dont see that many like shitposters that i find funny on fedi

>>135193
pornography

i suppose part of my problem is that i go on twitter mostly because of random accounts that post one funny thing ever which is great for the for-you page but horrible for a "only the following page" exists model

>>135193
wait, like https://x.com/dedgrl or other sorts of accounts like that

.play zillakami dedgrl

like do u mean drug addict puppygirl type twitter lol

oh ive seen this twitter user before

LOL

>>135199
why are all trannies drug addicts

there are definitely a lot of girls like that online

.skip (video skipped)

>>135204
coping strategy

>>135208
my friend is a tranny but she still does drugs

... i mean, having talked to people in that zone, like, an amount of it is a front, but they do seem to Do A Lot Of Drugs and Act Like A Dog In Sex or whatever the front is meant to be

my twitter feed is just basketball and cats

can someone help me im being bullied

>>135215
*punches u*

my twitter feed oscillates b/t pictures of deer, rationalist tech twitter, trans women with thinly-veiled pedophilia, and trans women who are normal

im not sure where the 3rd one comes from

i get the third one where do you find the normal ones though id much rather have the normal ones

>>135217
u punched the wrong person

sorry someone was a knocking at the door

>>135220
i mean obviously this is making boxes

gpt conversation

u spelled door rong

>>135218
>trans women with thinly-veiled pedophilia
the chuds were right??????

>>135221
i met tgirls in my area and they were normal and i just followed the people they follow

>>135230
oh i see what you mean

yea idk

i mean all love and respect to the drug addict puppygirls but theres definitely an effect of specifically trying to adhere to the stereotype

one of my friends has this whole complex about trying to avoid the stereotype