.play austrian accent asmr 10 hours

but why

is this a joke about austrians being mute

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oh wow i just listened to a clip of austrian accent and the guy just sounds drunk as fuck lmfao

[Wikipedia] like

gwuehh

wikipedia lied to me

wtf booger got deliberalized

> In less formal situations, Austrians use Bavarian and Alemannic dialects, which are traditionally spoken but rarely written in Austria.

>>135454↪
austrian culture is bavarian culture

do u know a more specific term for "austrian accent"

>>135458↪
do NOT tell an austrian that they sound like a bavarian, VERY bad idea

noting this down

>>135461↪
i just tell them they're german

>>135462↪
they totally sound like bavarians tho

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>>135465↪
kinda tho, its a similar accent

i remember joining this /tttt/ discord that was full of germans

>>135468↪
im sorry

>>135468↪
no wonder berlin used to be the capital of lgbt in the 1920s

ive never been on there

UGH i cant find it. i remember some stupid message that was like "ich hab seit 2 jahre lang geboymodet"

>>135470↪
it also used to be the heroin capital of the world!

and it made all my american oomfs lose their shit

>>135473↪
and the prostitution capital!

>>135475↪
thats amsterdam now methinks

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we gotta get past the 20 hours asmr

guys ski[

IM GOING INSANE

why

you dont like it?

yes

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>>135479↪
they have the same rolling r at some points

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wooo

ur welcome

I saved us

thank yoiu

>>135496↪
they also have a similar emphasis, its definitely a similar accent

i hate being single with how scary the world is right now, i wanted to remain celibate until i was fully transitioned, and with how unstable the world is i am not sure how far i will get in getting all the surgeries i wanted, i am having this feeling of, being very scared about being alone, and having deep dysphoria because i am nowhere near fully transitioned.

physically and legally speaking I am barely transitioned, if I wasnt so under transitioned I wouldnt be trying to remain celibate for years, and i am having all of these intense negative emotions about it all

yea this sounds like mostly standard german

i can kind of tell the difference but its slight

erm no i rule actually

i cant undestand what hes sying

>>135507↪
youre nit missing out

>>135498↪
nothing ever happens

>>135513↪
oh nonono

>>135511↪
yea you know i rule ur too scared to admit it

CRINGE

this just sounds like a normal german person speaking english

.play arnold speaking austrian german

oh yes ive heard this exact same type of voice before

we can skip a little as a treat

>>135525↪
err sure, i think this guy just knows how to do english r?

does austrian german generally have an alveolar r instead of a uvular one

uhh

>>135534↪
explain

alveolar is where you make the "d" sound

uvular is where standard german holds the r sound like in rauchen

germans how does arnold sound

please explain in great detail

no the austrians use the first one i think

oh okay yeah looking in more detail at like the phonology articles they generally have an alveolar trill, that explains why their rs are more normal in english

bc in english we have an alveolar(ish) r like that

(its a little bit more backed than that but thats nitpicking)

are any of you american

me

oh yes i forgot sorry

>>135547↪
i am

>w<

love my usa

burger yeehaw

>>135550↪
holy liar

>>135554↪
who do you think i am

>>135557↪
lol

>>135560↪
YOU CANT JUST LIE ON THE INTERNET

WTF LOL

where do u know me on

wtf u lied to me for what reason

>>135561↪
who would do such a thing

oh wtf wow

that one isnt even up anymore

where did u even find that from

i dont think i posted it anywhere

other than like tossing it up on my site

whats ur site

DOXXED

literally

#meow

dont mention the site if u can fujo <3

fujo actually has 10 petabytes of hard drives and she archived everything

doxx her now

u can actually super easily doxx me w it lol

>>135579↪
you should blackmail her

anyways u should use ur evil powers and yell at me on social media

>>135582↪
yes fujo do this

oh no yeah

add me!!

u would have my discord i think by nature of the site

actually i think the current modern version of it doesnt have it but w/e

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW imagine using discord

ive been thinking about making a neocities site

>>135590↪
ive been on discord for like half of my life

>>135593↪
since 2014

>>135591↪
its fun

>>135590↪
this

im addicted to discord

or what

yea, somewhere between 2014 and 2016

or are you 11

cringe

delete your account right now

whats ur issue with discord..

i just dont like it

>>135599↪
youre 22?

yea

i dont think i actually had it in 2014 ...

so you made a discord account at 12

yeah wait my discord account is from 2016

ok so not exactly half my life but w/e

>>135611↪
explains how you ended up here

>>135613↪
lmao yes

im oldschool myself, i started on /b/ and /r9k/ when i was like 13 or 14

i started on usenet

>>135616↪
...

(not really)

>>135618↪
i thought you were a boomer

>>135619↪
im probably younger than you

>>135615↪
i did the same thing...

>>135620↪
close

>>135621↪
probably yes

r9k didnt exist when i was 13 or 14...

>>135625↪
wait werent you 27

>>135627↪
yes

i am younger than you

many such cases!

>>135631↪
i dont know why this is amazing to you

>>135632↪
theyre 11

>>135633↪
youve interacted with sadchan, shes older than i am lol

>>135636↪
hah. and i also thought you interacted with my dad

>>135633↪
you never interacted with your parents?

im older you interaccted with me

>>135628↪
starts drooling

>>135640↪
*offers tissue*

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never ask a man his salary, a woman her age and my great-grandad what he did between 1933 and 1945

he was probably a commie

>>135644↪
well he was a kind of socialist, yes

>>135645↪
no like actually

>>135646↪
eehhh... no.

i just have a feeling

i just think he went to some socialist speeches

he got taken prisoner in stalingrad (cringe)

>>135649↪
that he did, yes

>>135651↪
KNEW IT

>>135652↪
#slap

>>135654↪
#slap

#fish 🐟

>>135657↪
sure thing! #slap

>>135658↪
ok ill kiss you #kiss

slapping people -> fun. being slapped -> not fun

>>135658↪
#hug

>>135661↪
you like getting slapped?

>>135661↪
#slap

>>135661↪
#slap

>>135661↪
#slap

STOP SLAPPING ME REEEE

>>135661↪
#slap

>>135661↪
#slap

>>135668↪
#slap

>>135661↪
#slap

i will never recover from this

>>135676↪
#kiss

.play satanic ritual

history channel has really declined in quality. i bet its aliens

when i was little i used to watch documentaries on aliens on the history channel

very nice

we dont have history channel...

but we also have a schizo conspiracy channel

i had it with subtitles

>>135682↪
germs are so lame

>>135685↪
i think thats just me.

no

most played game in germany is truck simulator

supermarket simulator

>>135688↪
#reply is this true

no, that's not true. the most played game in germany varies by platform and demographic, but popular games like fifa, minecraft, and league of legends consistently rank highly. euro truck simulator is well-liked there due to its european setting but isn't the most played overall. is this true

all simulators

>>135690↪
>REEEE ITS ACTUALLY NOT REAL

LIAR

its true

but its true that the simulator games are probably more popular than in other places, if only for the memes

no its just german kultur

im a schizo in a country of autists

i saw once on steam something like "popular in germany" and it was all simulators

>>135698↪
thats just steam trying to gaslight you into anti-german sentiment

but i like germans more after learining that cact

fact

really? i hate germans personally

GERMS WON

won closing their last nuclear powerplant

deadass so retarded im sorry

nuclear power is good

its just populism, because the majority of people and scared of muh meltdown

its not

look at ukraine

>>135709↪
what about ukraine

they got invaded and guess what happened to their nuclear powerplants

nothing

buuuut

horrific

BUT ITS GONNA BE DIFFERENT NEXT TIME GUYS

i hope chernobyl happens again

but it kills me

>>135716↪
WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????

i live in chernobyl

>>135719↪
i live in pisspryat

ur doing what to a rat

#wiki pypriat [Wikipedia]

i meant prypiat

pripyat

lol

tiny place

russian is so weird

>>135728↪
thats gay

they arent even kissing hows that gay

its platonic.

>>135730↪
getting closer than 10cm to another male as a man is gay

.play [YouTube]

>>135732↪
its not

you can fuck 100 men in the ass and still be straight

>>135735↪
cocksexual

.play [YouTube]

german humour

wtf i wanted to learn how to make vegetarian fried chicken

why didnt you pirate it

>>135738↪
howtobasic is american i think

>>135743↪
anybody can get german humor

what is the new spiderman

>>135744↪
ohh

this late?

didnt it come out like 2 years ago

nooo?

werent some brazilians making a pc mod

with the leaked source code

god bless brazil

brasil has the internet?

ok

>>135757↪
maybe they lied about being brazilian

>>135756↪
do u have a rtx card

>>135762↪
why are you surprised when raytracing doesnt work then

>>135763↪
idk I mean tracing rays could be done on a computer 30 years ago. it being used these days conflated with only nvidia is pretty lame.

in real time

>>135764↪
yeah dude you could run raytracing on a 486 at 60 fpsz

totally

>>135767↪
wdym by it doesnt work

what happens when you turn it on

does the game jus t crash

so it works?

raytracing sucks

>>135777↪
yeah

>>135776↪
ok

>>135777↪
but its pretty

yeah but art is prettier

it is prettier but fps is even more pretty than that

if my video game doesn't run at least 300fps I stalk and harass the developers for years

>>135782↪
u can use raytracing in other domains

>>135784↪
this but unironically

>>135785↪
what can i do if you dont even explain your problems

ideally more like 500+

you just need mmmkay

maybe it uses too much vram

does your game just crash

>>135796↪
i have 4gb

>>135798↪
does it blackscreen

oh

thats just shaders compiling

if its just stuttering

no other graphical issues?

ps2 had 32mb of ram

so?

yeah, so what?!

ps2 is the best.

ps3 was the best console of its time

xmb my beloved

hello

>>135780↪
you're pretty

>>135816↪
no

explain

>>135820↪
lol looks vaguely like some weird deviantart fetish shit

>>135822↪
this but unironically

go outside

i agree, im much more interested in seeing people jump off buildings without nets

>>135832↪
i want to see someone jumping off a roof (pov perspective)