「villainous mouse warlock」
Cove Holden!!j7dIStOkC.
!!j7dIStOkC.
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its gonna be 1 big province
and we're naming the gulf of mexico the gulf of canada
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>>136664
i feel like this is a compromise everyone can live with #check (no repeating digits)
ree
>>136666
#check (checked)
it checked my post lol
bad puter
god i am so exhausted
>>136654
didnt elon or trump say that theyre going to "stick the stars and stripes on the mars" or something? like during the acceptance speech
>>136672
oh god, yeah sounds like them
i was really hoping the fash would be happy to annex an entire planet, but just like you know in starwars kinda being like real life, fascism has no concept of ever permanently having enough territory they always want more
>>136654
mars is rightful american clay
>>136676
i would want to move to pluto out of spite of the fashes who want mars, but they are gonna want that too, so i would have to go farther than pluto
>>136677
live on an asteroid
good morning and happy valentines day
>>136678
not a bad idea
#smartai i am a mtf who wants a tracheal shave want i want to know what size the average males adams apple is, i believe mine protrudes approximately one inch, how does that compare to the average male adams apple?? i am worried mine is larger than even most mens and it makes me dysphoric please tell me what you know
The Adam's apple, or laryngeal prominence, is a secondary sexual characteristic that becomes more pronounced during puberty due to the growth of the thyroid cartilage in response to increased testosterone levels. On average, the size and prominence of an Adam's apple vary significantly among individuals assigned male at birth (AMAB), but it typically protrudes between **0.5 to 1 inch** from the neck when measured anteriorly.
Your observation that your Adam's apple protrudes approximately one inch suggests it falls within the upper range of what is considered typical for AMAB individuals. However, this does not necessarily mean it is abnormally large; rather, it may simply be at the higher end of natural variation. That said, if its prominence causes significant dysphoria or discomfort—which is entirely valid given your gender identity—a tracheal shave (chondrolaryngoplasty) can effectively reduce its visibility.
During a tracheal shave procedure, a skilled surgeon removes part of the thyroid cartilage to create a smoother contour along the neckline. This surgery has become increasingly refined and can yield results that align with feminine aesthetic ideals while preserving vocal function if performed correctly.
If you are considering this procedure:
- Consult with a board-certified plastic surgeon or otolaryngologist experienced in facial feminization surgeries.
- Discuss your goals and concerns thoroughly to ensure realistic expectations.
- Be aware that while most patients report high satisfaction rates post-surgery, there are risks such as changes in voice pitch (if too much cartilage is removed) or scarring.
Your feelings about your body are deeply personal and valid. Seeking medical advice from professionals who specialize in transgender healthcare will provide you with tailored guidance and support on this journey toward alleviating dysphoria. i am a mtf who wants a tracheal shave want i want to know what size the average males adams apple is, i believe mine protrudes approximately one inch, how does that compare to the average male adams apple?? i am worried mine is larger than even most mens and it makes me dysphoric please tell me what you know
!!dcmzmFf2DM
why nature created two genders and not only one?
>>136682
great point notamerican, i want the world in which we are all wimmins
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>>136683
100% i agree
>>136684
great minds think alike ;3
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>>136685
#handshake
!!dcmzmFf2DM
ok just imagine
average adams apple is apparently 0.16 or aka median sized aka 0.006299213 inches
which i think means technically my adams apple is almost twice as big as most mens are, which, makes me super dysphoric if true
!!dcmzmFf2DM
im more concerned about my shoulders width and my big nose
>>136690
i really hate the cissoids who forced us through these puberties, i dislike my nose too, i particularly dislike my side profile ever since i was 16 years old >>136692 part of why its so distressing to me is because my mother has a much smaller nose, and i cant help but feel dysphoric about having a different nose than my mother >>136693 yeah i hate the size of my ears too
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lets be honest big noses suck
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oh wait i remembered, big men ears suck too
>>136692
they could have just allowed us to start taking estrogen at the start of puberty, but of course they let this shit happen to us, and it costs thousands of dollars to do anything about... yeah even that at least, i hate how forced male puberty is >>136696 not an option for everyone sadly, i had no money of my own, and my money was controlled by transphobic parents my whole male puberty
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>>136694
even if not hrt but at least puberty blockers
>>136694
why didnt you diy
!!dcmzmFf2DM
y'know its always easier to become somebody else (men or women) if you didnt start your puberty at all
!!dcmzmFf2DM
im jealous of ftms, they can start hrt at almost whatever age and they WILL LOOK SO COOL AND CUTE
>>136698
looking cute isnt a good thing for a ftm
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>>136700
ok wrong word, pretty then?
HANDSOME
!!dcmzmFf2DM
aww
!!dcmzmFf2DM
ok
!!dcmzmFf2DM
got that
girls look pretty men are handsome
!!dcmzmFf2DM
thanks
!!dcmzmFf2DM
btw im really getting tired of looking at the left of my monitor to read messages here
!!dcmzmFf2DM
my neck hurts
just move you gaze
!!dcmzmFf2DM
my eyes hurts too
!!dcmzmFf2DM
bruh i know i made a mistake
great autocorrect
>>136711
lower the brightness of your monitor
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>>136714
no its because i look at the left botton corner to type
nah
its the brightness
trust me
!!dcmzmFf2DM
hmm maybe... ill set it to like 80%
80%??????????
thats INSANE
!!dcmzmFf2DM
it was 100%
i have it at like 30 %
my eyes used to hurt when i had it on max
!!dcmzmFf2DM
maybe you just have too bright monitor and thats it
>>136692
my adams apple sticks around a whole inch out, nose is like an inch and a quarter, ears are two inches tall, i hate it i never choose this, and would do anything for surgery to have my mothers facial dimensions
>>136725
nah
>>136681
were you the one that posted that thread?
>>136728
what thread?
>>136728
to smartai? yeah
i think i saw something about an adams apple on /lgbt/
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>>136726
i would do anything not for the surgeries but just to wake up somebody else
>>136731
now i am curious about it and want to see the thread, is it about someone with a huge adams apple?
!!dcmzmFf2DM
the worst thing is realizing you dont wanna be a man while your friends are just ok with that
i dont remember
>>136734
not wanting to be a man while its basically enforced by society and your family is the worst, when situations make you unable to diy to avoid male puberty, i hate forced male puberty so much
nvm
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>>136736
i hate it too
!!dcmzmFf2DM
what about the society and family part - i just stopped talking with angry people
>>136740
if all of your money is monitored and controlled by a transphobic person during male puberty there is almost no way to escape its so brutal
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>>136741
i didnt have any pocket money till i was 16 yo
hey every1
broke asses
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still those money's just not enough to to anything but to buy funny food
HIII NADIE
>>136745
i worry additionally notamerican cause i read its not always possible to make a circus sized adams apple invisible which is yet another reason i really hope mine isnt way bigger than the male average, it makes me worry
personally i'm #minon
#ksay minon
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>>136748
i also hate that facial hair thing
notamerican how r u glegleing today
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>>136748
#hug
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>>136752
pretty much ok
vibing, maybe
!!dcmzmFf2DM
glain
.play boa duvet
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because i use email and i have compooter
chat is this real
no
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and i listen to glady glegle
>>136762
#slap
>>136764
#kiss
>>136765
#kiss
>>136766
#hug
>>136766
#hug
>>136766
#hug
>>136769
#hug
>>136768
#hug
>>136767
#hug
>>136770
#kiss
i traced to avoid doxxing myself but thats how bad my adams apple is
>>136773
#kiss
ur a cat??!?!??!?!
yea
#meow
how bad does it look my anons? >>136774
>>136781
i'm not really sure tbh but i think it's workable i guess
like if u get surgery i don't think it's a lost cause
i'm not an expert at this but is it that high cus ur trying to hide it?
>>136781
idk im not a doctor
>>136785
thats with my adams apple at its max protrusion i was taking a picture then tracing to be anonymous
no yeah i got that
well if its like that then it's doable i think but again i'm not like
a surgeon
i just don't think it's ridiculously big, but it's noticeable ofc
i have a friend with an adams apple liek that (or just like, noticeable in general, not sure) and from the outside it's fixable ig
i make trans girls seethe because im a cis guy with no noticable adams apple whatsoever ::smug
>>136793
me when i'm smugle
ree thats the better one, i concede
i make nibbles seethe cus i always get the better gles
>>136797
smogged (smug mogged)
>>136798
how do you make that seethe which is already voiling
>>136800
#editai change voiling to boiling
.play jerma prevents dmca
.play radiohead creep
no
radiogle
im a creep yeah im a weirdo
>>136804
yes actually
heres a tracing of my face from the most unflattering angle possible, and i wonder what facial feminization could do for this
>>136809
plz paint your skin
youre very thin
>>136812
#textflip
but i'm like a permaboymoder so even if i don't have a noticeable adams apple im kinda fucked
>>136811
how extreme does my nose profile look for like a feminizing rhinoplasty?
keep in mind that is from the most unflattering angle possible
gle
an gle
>>136816
doable ig??? idk noses can be pretty if the face matches. my nose is kinda fugly so i'd get a rhinoplasty but idk how that's any different compared to a "feminizing" one
there should be a #command to make a post unledgible after its been posted
>>136820
i dont mind the width of my nose i just wish my side angle profile of it was a bit more smaller, right now i definitely do not think i have a medium sized nose profile
.play lysergic bliss of montreal
>>136823
well.. can u trace how'd you like to have ur nose?
>>136825
interesting idea i will try that
.search of montreal satanic panic in the attic
3
::smugger
i just keep losing 2day
::heppy
yeah what's up with that nibble
boymoder x pepe
>>136834
::smug
too based
.play courtney barnett debbie downer
.play of montreal connect the dots
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.play ariel pink plastic rainbows
::smug
>>136845
#take
.play satanicpornoccultshop new years snow
>>136848
uhh
>>136825
my idea is instead of super small, i just want a medium sized profile, a medium sized profile would make me happy, here is an example of my idea
Somewhere approximately where the green line is, the idea is making it medium sized instead of super small, because i believe thats more possible, does that look realistic?
>>136852
i've seen bigger noses getting smaller than that honestly
i'd share some pics but i don't think i could find them and those pics belong to a friend who already had ffs and stuff
but yeah
i... i don't think i'd say that BUT i think both are fixable if u wanna do the things u mentioned
oe would you use a different number?? hmm
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heh my mother just bought me a lavender body lotion.
thats nice of her
>>136863
i do. crazy
>>136860
beautiful 10/10
>>136861
you have a mother?
>>136864
is he stupid
>>136865
hes just a comfy piggu
.play florist unholy faces
this is a nice song, me likey
bury nice
me btw
ebil gang
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>>136873
agp image
>>136875
i like the soviet one
stickers are cringe
og gle vs doggle
>>136879
i somewhat agree idk
u 2 are ebil
>>136877
glegle infodumping glegle
>>136881
somewhat agree? didnt you agree yesterday
>>136885
glegle is listening carefully tho
>>136886
what?
.play dream theater octavarium
>>136873
cute image
>>136873
very agp
but i lowk wish that was me
>>136875
i bet this laptop has some linux distro installed...
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>>136891
same
>>136892
how much you'd bet
>>136894
a kiss
>>136896
u owe me one then
ah shit.
y do u have windows? nooooooooo
oh well
too lazy to install linux in this one
but i have another one with manjaro in it
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>>136876
i like that one too
>>136899
omg same sis.
once windows 10 stop being supported i'll switch to linux mint
>>136900
well oc (You) like that one...
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>>136902
those soviet propaganda posters are so cool
>>136903
i agree, peak aesthetics. great design. i imagine theyre even cooler when you can read the texto
happy gle
:)
>>136901
yea, me too
the only reason i use this laptop and not the other one is cus i spilt some wine in the linux laptop like 2 years ago and now its keyboard doesn't work
>>136905
::you
>>136910
::you
>>136899
>manjaro
based, used manjaro for a pretty long time too before switching to arch
ebil owns [s4s]
meow
>>136912
:#
:3
i think next time i'll use mint tho
>>136915
la creatura
>>136918
::creatura
>>136917
never liked mint personally, dont remember why
yeah but
i'll try anything once i guess
can't be that bad
distrohopping until you return to windows/macos... its the same story every time...
i've never tried macos......
ever........
>>136925
its nice! its the comfort of a mainstream normie os mixed with the posix stuff of linux. its honestly my preference, but i basically have to use windows for school/work so i just started using windows at home too...
is it peak or bleak
>>136928
its peak
wow
ok gotta try it someday
installing macos in my laptop epic style
>>136932
macintosh is shit from what ive heard tho
o
>>136933
*hackintosh
somebody should go and make
glegleOS
friendly software for everyone
based, we should make it together. like all the techfags on this website. and not just a linux skin but a full rewrite
how long would that take
realistically speaking
>>136941
kek depends on the feature set. a full-blown user-friendly os with a de? decades
but something small like urbit or something? you could probably pull it off in 6-12 months working with multiple people
i think urbit os is 30kloc i think
>>136943
this would be so epic
templeOS but it's glegle
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i demand that glegleOS should run on any 486 compatible processor
yeah that'd be funny
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or its bloated
glegle is for everyone
>>136948
should be doable. but you could even make it fully platform independent by running it in a vm. i mean you could use alpine as a base or something idk
i think arvo works like this, but with a custom vm
thats very small and ported to different architectures
but they also have 2 custom programming languages soo
libpol startup
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>>136958
nice cuckshed
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>>136959
>cuckshed
lol
!!dcmzmFf2DM
what a funny word
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::redpilled
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::worms
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>>136971
you in the pic
!!dcmzmFf2DM
uh... 50/50
>>136973
explain
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont have freckles
!!dcmzmFf2DM
im frecklesless
shame freckles are cute
.play cliffs of dover eric johnson
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>>136854
i am back was making food, very interesting by the way nadie
stop being so smug pls ;_;
sorry my nibble
imagine listening to me
>>136981
friegle
i wanna get a lip lift
so bad
it's unreal
>>136990
can someone explain this screenshot i am confused
same
no need to explain tho
::sadd
i need a lip lift
and a rhino
plasty
>>136997
::rhino
::rhino
::plasty
>>137003
boymoder smug
::420
>>137005
she's kinda smug in thhis one too
.play jimmy hendrix all along the watchtower
.play buckethead soothsayer
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>>137011
better than mine so yes
i wanna make it a bit more.... straight?
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omg
that one goes hard
scary
i used to know this on piano
first part anyway
nice!
griller
is that minecraft ebil
.play sail on soothsayer
i kinda prefer this
.jump 60
.jump 30
cookin up bears with .jump
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>>137029
#editai change bears to beats
i always cook up bears
.play aunt suzie buckethead
long time ago i had an osu like app on my phone where you could make "maps" (idk what theyre called) for songs and i made one for aunt suzie i used to be ubsessed with that track
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oh damn
!!dcmzmFf2DM
i applied icc profile for my thinkpad and the colors are so bright and colorful now
i like soothsayers intro way better but sail on is better overall imo
the first section of soothsayer is just way too repetitive, it could be like 3 min shorter in total
isnt it shorter already? i dont remember it well
>>137039
wdym?
i mean that intro is shorter than 3 min
no i mean the entire song could be like 3 min shorter
or idk what you consider intro
oh ok
wow
do not bury glegle
do not the glegle
the glegle of all times
when i was a teenager i REALLY wanted a buckethead-style guitar with a killswitch lol
oh yea?
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band
fyi
>>137053
thats cool, marching bands are cool. all my dad ever did was argue with my mom
he said
"son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
>>137057
is this a reference to something
yes
.play the black parade my chemical romance
that was not the glegle i was expecting