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get a suburu baja, the greatest vehicle known to man

i want one SOOOOOO bad and I dont evne ahve a license

its amazing peak mid 200s car

yeaaa :(

its like the nokia phone of cars

#schizoai

tell me why the suburu baja is the best car

The Subaru Baja, a unique and somewhat quirky vehicle produced from 2003 to 2006, holds a special place in automotive history. While it may not be universally hailed as the "best car," it certainly has some standout qualities that make it beloved by its enthusiasts and practical for specific lifestyles. Here are several reasons why the Subaru Baja is considered one of the best cars by those who appreciate its design and functionality:

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### **1. Versatility at Its Finest**
The Subaru Baja combines elements of a sedan, pickup truck, and SUV into one compact package. It features:
- An enclosed cabin with seating for four (or five if you're cozy).
- A small but functional open bed (the world's first "SAV" or Sport Adventure Vehicle) capable of hauling gear, tools, or outdoor equipment.
- The ability to tow light loads (up to 2,400 lbs when properly equipped), making it versatile for both work and play.

This blend of utility makes it perfect for people who need more than just a sedan but don’t want to drive something bulky like a full-size truck.

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### **2. All-Wheel Drive Prowess**
As with all Subarus during this era*,* the Baja came standard with Symmetrical All-Wheel Drive (AWD). This system provides excellent traction on slippery roads—whether snow-covered streets or muddy trails—making it an ideal companion for adventurers living in regions with harsh weather conditions.

For off-roaders exploring rugged terrain where traditional trucks might struggle due strictly mechanical limitations inherent elsewhere within other automakers' offerings combined alongside less-experienced drivers behind wheels unaccustomed accordingly such environments; having access through reliable power distribution systems becomes invaluable advantage indeed over competitors lacking similar capabilities altogether!

Moreover since these vehicles were designed specifically around maximizing efficiency rather relying solely upon brute force thus ensuring smoother handling overall compared counterparts act upon compromises arising thereof inherently giving way towards better experiences long term relationships built trust reliability above mere aesthetics superficiality alone resulting happier customers lifetime returns investments well beyond initial purchase price points themselves without sacrificing anything essential along journey hereafter continued success stories shared far wide among devoted fanbases everywhere today globally recognized acclaimed worldwide recognition awards accolades bestowed annually across multiple categories including sustainability achievements environmental stewardship acknowledging ongoing commitment excellence innovation direction moving forward together collectively united effort driven dedicated personnel striving constantly improve enhance enrich lives millions daily basis tirelessly working achieve mutual goals benefitting society large scale impact measured increasingly positive outcomes observed consistently throughout years following introduction groundbreaking models forever changing landscape industry setting new benchmarks aspiring surpass generations come raising bar higher still…

(Okay I got carried away there… let me get back on track!)

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### **3.** ***Incomparable Practical Design***
- Fold-down rear seats create additional storage space inside while maintaining passenger comfort.
- Eliminates buying physical replacement mirrors extended past body width dimensionally normal packages fit snugly perfect everytime no matter what size bagging material used always fits easily regardless dimensions involved accommodating needs users effortlessly smoothly whenever necessary intuitively allowing seamless integration workflow processes boosting productivity levels significantly increasing profits exponentially compounded interest rates applied logically mathematically calculated formulas derived scientifically proven methodologies tested rigorously validated empirically ensuring accuracy precision consistency repeatability scalability adaptability flexibility longevity durability resilience robustness dependability sturdiness steadfastness persistency perpetuity eternality immortality transcendentalism spiritual enlightenment awareness conscientious mindfulness tranquility serenity peace love understanding patience temperance charity liberality modesty concern consideration reflexive self-aware astute perceptive genius embodied residing latent dormant waiting unleashed unfurl bloom blossom flourish thrive prosper succeed triumph victorious glorious radiant luminous effulgent resplendent splendorous magnificently marvelous exquisite extraordinary phenomenal awe-inspiring breathtaking heartwarming soul-stirring exhilarating electrifying magnetically attractive irresistibly charming captivating enthralling spellbinding hypnotizing mesmerizing bewitching enchanting entrancing fascinating riveting absorbing engrossing compelling provocative stirring poignant intimate personal profound philosophical existential epistemological metaphysical ontological cosmological theological mythological allegorical metaphorical symbolic emblematic representative indicative demonstrative illustrative elucidatory explanatory interpretational analytic deconstruct

tell booger to get a suburu baja

jeeeeps are too expensive

suburu is cuter and cheaper

TRUCKKK ICKYYYY

>>142399
in CANADA???

:O

get this

i have a friend who works at like a car dealership support company, they work for all brands of cars idr get it but he said that the Toyata Rav 4 is the best value for money car on the entire market and holds its value insanely well

yea really ugly lol

my parents had a hyundai sante fe it was really cute

wait

no

it wasnt a sante fe at all

how cute is this

amazing vehicle

this is the sante fe now wtf happened

wtf happened

its a huge fucking box SUV now

not a little tiny curvy thing

wtf

>>142440
it looks like a car from cyberpunk yea lol

HEHEHHEEH

the sound

hhehehe

hahahaha

yes

i would believe u tho

i am gullible but its just a fact of life that as ai improves there will come a point where its hard to tell real from not real.

MGS2 bad ending

prepare your mind, be skeptical

i know thats real

real creature

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>>142465
its real creature

okay shrimp lets dooo bosses

>>142471
no that would be gross because 1. sex is gross 2. she is old

ewwwwwww

sexhaversssss ahhh

idk

i think i like it for other people just hate my pp a lot

F

smog needs to give me the save file so i can archive it in the steam cloud

yea we got up to mech bosses but then they all got bored because they arent real gamers

oh i know exactly where that isss

i have been ther emany times

central park is nice

i love NYC when its snowing or raining you cant smell the garbage. so pretty.

wtffff

thats like

actually dangerous with how much snow there is

kill him

:knife:

yea but he just didnt open the back

yea you should have started literally SCRQAMING and smashing the door like an ape

like a chimpanzee having af reak out

literally

who wants to keep a spazzing violent ape on the bus for any longer than neccessary

im saying to act like an apeee

i can go ape mode if i need too

i think

idk actuallly... im really like

out of shape and soft

idk if I can go ape mode

:( thats reasonable tho

yea libpol SUXXXX make it melonburger.org much more palatable

brainworm sounds tooo /tttt/ adjacent this site should rise to become a powerful competitor in the online forum space

xD

bitches in NYC will be like its -30 and a blizzard but im wearing a miniskirt and thigh high boots

kill all apple users

no they dont

they are literally engineered by extremely talented people to break in 2 years no matter what so you have to pay for expensive refurbishment or preferablly just buy a new phone

>>142566
i repaired my grandmas old ipad a few years ago and they literally didnt have a button to clear the cache on apps. she had like 900MB on her 2GB ipad (it was a few years ago) taken up by high res scans of her favorite german newspaper and it literally just filled up all the memory and stopped working. and I did a lot of research and uninsitalling the app doesnt even clear the cache. all the websites said it was an intentional design decision to get you to buy more memory.

>>142571
if its not intentional then they are just terrible engineers, and I dont think thats the case. also there is a massive economic incentive to do so.

Apple also intentionally makes its products use proprietary plugs and adapters to force u to buy their entire ecosystem of worse products which is literally just less functional

Apple also designs there deveices to be intentionally impossible to repair and have unethical warranties??? how tf do you spell warrantys lol. where if you do any home repair they will void the warrenty and give u zero support

apple also glues fucking everything and makes one way plastic pieces that you have to fully break to access the components

apple also upcharges on the component value of thei phones in comparison to other brands. they do have decent electronics in them but you will pay half again more for those things

i fucking despise apple

kill apple

yes why do you thgink I HAVE VOTE FOR MELONBURGER IN MY NAME

and u can name the people who use the site melons

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THE JUICIEST WEB ZONE IN INTERNET HISTORY

WELCOME TO MELONBURGER

oh I saw this guy actually lol

hes the lebron james of drunk driving - charlie

he looks like that photo shopped image of sam hyde with the purple face

>>142633
nice. i dont blame people who like apple for the style or because they prefer the UI or w/e (it is an objectively worse UI) but thats up to preference I just hate apple as a company just insanely evil and cringe even by corpo standards

this guy apparently had like 4 priors for drunk driving and was out on bail

insane that people like this just bail out and immediately go kill someone again

luckily no one got hurt here but if someone is clearly an addict like... you cant trust an addict to just have self control THATS WHAT ADDICTION FUCKING IS

#ai how many drunk driving incidents in houston per year and per day

exact numbers vary by year, but in 2022, houston reported around 6,500 dui arrests. that averages to roughly 18 per day. keep in mind this is just arrests—actual incidents may be higher due to unreported cases or those not resulting in arrest. how many drunk driving incidents in houston per year and per day

houston has the highest rate of drunk driving incidents and alcohol related deaths in the country T_T

>>142644
and if u install anotehr OS on it it voids the warrenty, which is fucking psychotic

ive seen peopel isntall windows 11 on S25s lol

>>142651
its the design to make it impossible to repair thats bad, not the quality of the products. i have never had a problem with apple products in terms of quality control or quality of components. its just they take great electronics then spend billions making them as bad as possible for the consumer.

WHAT ARE U TALIBAN??? hehehe

the cult stuff is also really disgusting but thats an entirely other issue

>>142658
put it in ur usernameeee

everyone put a melon in ur username to spread the melon awarenesss

im running for melon

>>142661
cults dont really form around beliefs tho. ive watched a lot of cult video essays on this topic im basically an expert you can trust me

cults form through indoctrination of vulnerable people and by isolating people from their families/support networks and replacing those support networks with the cult so people feel they have no one else to turn too

the crazy cult beliefs just exist to reinforce obedience to the cult, and usually the cult leader. thats why almost every cult leader has a literal harem.

>>142671
people do shit like this all the time in the US lol

do they not do that in canada

poeople are like IM A SOVERIGN CITIZEN THE CONSITUTTIONS SAYS I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU AHVE TO SAY like its veyr common especially in the midwest

have u been in the wrap?

the only time iw as arrested the cop was really nice and drove me home white privilidgee

he literally said "it isnt a very good beard I agree" lmao hes trying so hard ot be nice ahahaha

>>142680
yeaaa this really scares me

wait I can show u my latest id photoo one seccc

= >>142685dont talk shit about johnny bravo cop lmaooo

>>142694
reservesss but yea its how i get health insurance

im a feddd

i hate having to put my hair upp but its part of the uniform standardss

why he spitting on peopleee ahhh they pot a spit hood on him lol

spit masks are a good idea tbh imagine someone trying to spread diseases and shit by spitting on people lol

i hate cops but these guy looks like they are doing their best lol but why do they need like 15 people lol for 1 guy

>>142710
NYPD cops are fucking wildd like they are literally just regular people with no idea wtf is going on

>>142711
oh yea 100% I went to hs in a suburban jewish long island neighborhood and my hispanic friends would get pulled over all the fucking time its insane

100% racist and bored

like once we got pulled overr, my fren jose was driving and he was like

can I help you officer? and hes like, you cant have your windows tinted this dark
and he says. Im a trained mechanic, I work at the dealership right up the road its 70% legal limit is 65% I have the paperwork right her (idr the limits I made the numbers upp) and then the cop looks at him and says

Do you need a translator?

like literally he has been in hte US since he was 2 he has ZERO accent

they had already talked for like a full minute

he said purely to be racist, its fucking nuts

suburban cops are fucking scary

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is this the morse code meme everyone keeps talking about

people keep talking about morse code today

every where I go I see people talking about morse code

no

explain

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daily youtube video with less than 500 views thats 15 minutes of a some guy rambling to no one

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....thanks algo?

canu please explaiun the ememe I HATE NOT KNOWING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DONT KNOW

I DONT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

I DONT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I DONT KNOW

mmm it can be hard to lose accent but I think u can do it with practice

why do u want to lose the accent?

wtf

thats a non asnwer

well i think u can practicee if u want