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now we're cooking

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now we're modding

you telling me a garry modded this

gary modder

bars

>>144213↪
me

>>144023↪
#invert

wtf >>144096↪

wtf everything centereddd

wtf

wtf

WOWOW

this is kind of cool

it's a new kind of posting paradigm

>>144223↪
calm down steve jobs

welcome to the twenty eights century of online anonymous discussion boards

welcome to 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

honestly its a vibe

we can even now add a second mascot on the left

yea but the youtube videos will obliterate half the screen

>>144229↪
#invert

its resizable

>>144231↪
unholy MEH

lol

.7

disgusting

in my old torrent enclave I had like a 9.4

ive only been using it for like 3 months

>>144235↪
.play applause sfx

and basically nothing gets me any seed

.play tbh creature but its jazz

ratio isnt even a good metric anyways cause it only counts when people actually download stuff. having high seedtime is better

yea you are can download popular stuff just to seed it

tbh those stats are p good as long as you're not like on ratio watch....

that helps the sight more than seeding something 1 person a year downloads

site

i think its more valuable to help the 1 person a year

>>144246↪
this only works until the thing isn't popular and then you've dl'd a bunch of stuff for nathin

do u not have unlimited internets

oh true

storage space

8th hdd is calling.... ring ring.......... ring ring........

I got a 4TB SSD a few monthss ago as extra storage and I have another port for another drive if I need.

i only have 1.5tb...

>>144259↪
#edit prepend unholy

>>144256↪
very nice ssds are ideal

>>144256↪
jesus how much did that cost

>>144262↪
not much cant remember but its a cheapo taiwanese brand I got on sale off of newegg

oo

crucial brand

it was like 130 i think

nice

>>144266↪
m.2 ssds are usually a lil more spenny... i think they're faster or gooder somehow but all the same tbqh

its the read write speed thats importantt, in fact many games today (because devs are dogshit at optimizing its only zoomers who go to school for game dev and learn unreal and unity with no programming) require SSDs or they literally dont work

modern devs don't need to optimise when 75% of their playerbase has 64gb ram and 2tb ssds

hey guys nonner on mobile here

>>144273↪
hi nonners on mobile how is the mobile experience with this radical centrism

>>144273↪
they on they phone

>>144271↪
i wish more devs would optimise their shit instead of pumping out 120gb games that look like the same shit we saw a decade ago but with nicer lighting

>>144274↪
its scrolling up automatically and shaking cuz of shrimps stupid dog

>>144276↪
bring me back to mid 2000s when every game was an in house developed engine and released as finished products

>>144277↪
lmao

>>144279↪
damn/./.... i've been put in my freaking place by steam stats

>>144278↪
back in those hazy days when a random british man developing for the c64 could make like 10k a month shipping casettes by post to magazines

games were better when people didn't know they could make a gorillian dollars

>>144163↪
gomenasai

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM HES DEAD NOW

the dog himself is still spinning but his rectangular tomb has ceased

he needed it spinning to keep him alive

fuck shit noooooooo

murderer.

the only problem with the centered posts is i gonna crane my neck even further to look now

>doesn't have website open on main monitor
skill issue tbh

i basically never use my main monitor for the internet

even when im just watching youtube i dont move it to my main

i just turn ym chair

wtf is on the main monitor then???

everything else

dam

>>144295↪
the documents

terrible news, we can only have one background image so only one mascot

>>144298↪
important to always have your eyes on the documents lest they be stolen

yup

I paid 120 dollars for this laptop brand new :)

im a deal hunter

i wanted a cheap laptop idc if it explodes being totted around in my bag

>>144304↪
the art of the deal

ooo

is the tower wobbling

is it possible to make an imbalanced post that will make it all collapse

oh golly

oh my,

what is happening

im holding my phone straight dont worry im keeping the balance

>>144320↪
nonners keeping this place together

what if u were able to grab and move around ur post and smah it into other posts so like you would literally hit someone with it

you saw nothing garry.

weird cause i googled it and found the steam page but it asked me to log in for some reason

VERY WEIRD

so strange

how queer

positively unheard of

>>144323↪
css ragdoll physics

all the posts start on the top and are dropped down like little physics objects into the big bag of posts

>>144323↪
that would be fun

you can choose where your post is placed like it's tetris

spin affects posts so weirdly

jesus christ

conveyor belt posts
you make a post and it gets slid from left to right

>>144339↪
this wud be great

that was cool if you could follow the end of the posts

for throwawat posts that u dont want to stay, it just goes off the screen

the posts are wiggling with anxiety

wiggling with anticipation

>>144347↪
posting into the void

but then i can just
>>144351↪
w–

>>144352↪
#halt

but then i can just
>>144351↪
s10yjcd

evil

#rekt (147)

i'm evil

you ARE

no

fuck

rude as heck

most ebil cutie ever

this cannot be happening

#ai is it happening

hard to say without more context, but if you're asking about the general vibe of things trending toward significant change or chaos, then yes—it often feels like something's brewing. whether that's good or bad depends on your perspective and which specific "it" you're eyeing. keep a weather eye on the horizon. is it happening

what if all the walls of the posts formed like a contiguous fluid that wobbled around

>>144307↪
watch me next time as I negotiate the crimea from russia as a new US navy base

>>144367↪
a long post will sag around the edges of the smaller posts beneath like a pancake

big saggy flappy long post

slappin out a long post on the anons below

as the long post sags if someone makes a long post under it it like props it up temporarily

#ai count every number from 1 to a million billion startin from 22

counting from 22 to a million billion (1e15) is not practically feasible. it would take an incomprehensible amount of time, far exceeding the age of the universe, even if you could count one number per nanosecond. for context:

- counting to 1e6 (a million) at one number per second takes ~11.5 days.
- counting to 1e9 (a billion) at that rate takes ~31.7 years.
- counting to 1e12 (a trillion) would take ~31,700 years.
- counting to 1e15 (a quadrillion/million billion) would require roughly **31.7 million years**.

so no, this isn't doable by any human or machine in a reasonable timeframe unless you're considering theoretical constructs like quantum computing with infinite parallelism... but even then, outputting data on that scale poses insurmountable challenges.

if you want help with something more practical or abstractly conceptualized instead let me know! count every number from 1 to a million billion startin from 22

u stupid fucking bitch AI

>>144373↪
>erm ackshully

>>144372↪
live-reacting post physics is a fucking goldmine that would be hell to program but also incredibly cool

watching my professor go bald in real time trying find a research article that isnt wikipedia in real time

livetypinh, with physics

im gonna sleep hope i dont wake up cya

i hope u wake up...

sleep tite nonners

damn reloading the page makes the centering disappear

im never reloading then

>>144382↪
it comes back for me

oh

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its because of the admin command

looks like it needs to be made as a built-in css

1sec i fix

nooooooooooooooo

this feels so fuckign alien now

#setsnowcolor1 red

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>>144394↪
can you just do the theme again i cant find it in the full thread view because threads are like 20k fucking posts and its multiple pages that take a whole minute or two to scroll through

>>144396↪
this is an actionable threat

oh yes

hehe

>>144399↪
.search winston churchil oh yes

1. 1.
   
   churchill oh yes

   61citystars

   0:30
2. 2.
   
   Churchill Insurance (the very first one) - 'Get the nod'

   thehumancartoon

   0:32
3. 3.
   
   Churchill Dog Oh Yes Compilation 1 (epic)

   Mr Pickle

   0:45
4. 4.
   
   winston churchill- oh yes baby

   babygirl4randall

   0:31
5. 5.
   
   CHURCHILL OH YES

   djoddbod paul

   0:09

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why is it a dog

oops i have ww off

i'll be honest i don't know why this car insurance company stole the churchill vibe and made him a dog that says oh yes, but u gotta admit it worked

so tempted to argue in favor of wikipedia rn

opuuugh yeahs

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE THE BIGGEST SCHOLARLY PROJET IN HUMAN HISTORY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYONE CAN USE IT NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>144406↪
do it

>>144406↪
what did they do

just my prefessor is clearly doing his best to not use wikipedia and hes brought up like 10 different encyclopedias that keep just giving him the definition of colonialism but he just wants a referenccable summary of colonialism (which is exactly what you get with wikipedia lol)

>>144408↪
umm anyone can edit it therefore it's always wrong 100% of the time
tbh i just use wikipedia and steal its sources when i want to source something

>>144408↪
the trick to using wikipedia is instead of citing wikipedia you just cite the sources wikipedia cited lol

>>144412↪
great minds think alike

so hes bopping around like actual research websites that are giving him entire books but he wants simple things for the class but if you want simple USE FUCKING WIKIPEDIA REEEE lmao

if u just want simple stuff then wikipedia is literally ideal

if you want like solid referenceable probably-not-fake facts then yeah use books or whatever

witerally

well if he is going to have us use our college credentials to login to research websites, which is a good skill to teach to a 100 level class, he should just teach us to log in to actual books and just take a single line that we need

you dont need to read a 300 page book on colonialism to extract a quote to serve your point in a 100 level essay lmao

log into book?

>>144413↪
yea this lol

father how do i log into the book

>>144421↪
yea a lot of research DBs at the university level have all the books digitized but you can only access them if u login with college credentials

ou makes sense

its actually insanely horrible like paywalling the sum of human knowledge is so fucking *E(HGINJDHGS:FAJHJKL

pay 1500 for full access to this study on estrogen effects in a 50-54 cohort 10 year study

NOO YOU CAN ONLY SEE A 1 PARAGRAPHE XTRACT ON PUBMEDDDDD GET FUCKED WAGIE U DONT GET TO LEARN

id pay

i hat the future, remember liberries???

libraries r smelly

I got the get look at all these 4s wow so many in a row please check them mx. oracle #oracle feb 20 2025 2:51pm -5 est meow (CHECKED)

fuck shit i wanted the quint fours

>>144444↪
#check (checked)

>>144446↪
#check (no repeating digits)

YES

two gles

double gle all the way

now we're fucking gaming

we got the posts centered
we got the whole stack wigglin
we got TWO glegles
oh yeah oh yeah

if only the glegles wiggled....

sadly that would have to be done in js i think cause background images can't have css animations done to em

you could make a little js guy wiggle their positions around but it'd look a little weird

rip

why does wiggling the stack also make the topbar disappear
it like undoes a bunch of stuff

oh no

oh yes :)

>>144457↪
yeah i guess it just fucks with something that causes the bar to stay where youre scrolled

>>144461↪
all the hover stuff breaks too like on images and post quotes
so funkalicious

>>144462↪
lmao i dont see that

it's my (You) >:)

can i have it

>>144466↪
sure

yippeee

its digging time

TWENTY page poem?????????????

i like poetry but that's a long ass poem

are you gonna write the next canterbury tales about class and history cause i'd read that

>>144478↪
i'm going to skeet the next canterbury tales then
and future scholars will have to log into my fediverse in order to read it on the ETH blockchain

sadchan i hate to be the one to tell u this but a quasar pulse just deleted all digital information on earth :(

thats fucked yp

the worm turns

>>144491↪
#kiss

>>144496↪
logged on just bc of this

holy shit the spawn base got revamped

what the FR*CK is going on today

we're centrists now

Every time i log in the board looks more fucked

good fucked or bad fucked ?

>>144501↪
LMFAO

>>144503↪
i dnt even know

it's a crazy world out there u never know what's around the corner

.play [YouTube]

>>144507↪
what do you think of this guy wormies he seems kind of based but its too memey and ironic to tell i dunno

Seems genuinely leftist maybe but also i wouldnt be THAT surprised if he ended up being cryptofash or something

also his most recent vid on china

gattsu seems pretty based

ive watched a some of his vids he doesnt seem like a crypto fash

id probably say hes like liberal-left

ye he seems cool ive just been betrayed too many times before 😔

i feel u on that

can someone who knows worm wizardry also center justify the text in posts :D

Or even better do the one where it makes all the lines start and end in the same place by fucking with the kerning every line :DDDD

we need to be ultimate centrists

>>144507↪
3:35 in this vid made me laugh like fuck

>>144521↪
there are so many afk farms you've been busty

BUSY

>>144525↪
🤔

h

hmm should I skip my anth lectgure for 2day

I could go home rn. i like this profs lectures but the exam is all based on the readings....

and he takes no attendancces....

wormies, ive come to the realization the fash try to like, get rid of us approximately every 30 years or so, why do you think extreme transphobia is so cylical???

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>>144542 ⤵↪
oh yeah i remember unless you like chanced upon a specific documentary or something, you were likely to only ever hear of like drag queens... im not like, debasing or shit talking drag queens i am just saying they were the only thing it seemed everyone knew existed... also feels like, whatever point people found out more things than just drag queens existed ie trans people, the transphobia grew massively in just about a year

>>144549↪
why do you hate change............

>>144564↪
#bark

malcom in the middle

>>144561↪
>>144560↪
>4
the great journey with opworm awaits \o/

why the hell is my thread in the middle

glegle take the shot

oh no

they see too much

forbidden eldritch knowledge gle