>>146256
fuck yeah, those + radar pots r great for not wasting b8

>>146244
>american conservacucks are so mindbroken that they will see hunter schafer and think "yep thats a man"

>>146254
teleports behind you
nothing personell

>>146258
oh shit yeah those'll last ages

he is extremely fickle
in singleplayer you can alt+f4 after he gives you a reward and reroll it, but not in multi sadly.......

reddit the base

>>146267
reddit^cringe

>>146260
in this moment i am euphoric

>>146266
i'm travelling this wknd but will certainly check tomorrow, i'm sure it looks gr7

oh god my asian roommates are cooking again at midnight god im so fucking hungry it smells so good

>>146271
where are you traveling to? i want to know to i can get that 1k

>>146272
ask them for a bite in perfect japanese

>>146276
i only know the most important words, like senpai

>>146275
visiting my sister :) in sonewhere :)

>>146277
"excuse me.... may i, um, itadakimasu?"

#ai translate "may i gobble your delicious food" into japanese

「おいしい料理をいただいてもいいですか？」 (oishii ryouri wo itadaite mo ii desu ka?)

this is polite and gets the point across without being overly casual. if you want a more informal tone, you could say: 「おいしい料理食べてもいい？」 (oishii ryouri tabete mo ii?). translate "may i gobble your delicious food" into japanese

perfect

gobble (polite)

>>146280
show them this post verbatim. solved

i think theyre chinese tho. idk only talked to them once

>>146274
yesss would like to plantera around soon #tm™ and beat her ass

>>146278
you have a sister? next youre going to tell me you have a mother

>>146284
damn......................

>>146286
ur a mind reader anon. holy shit

>>146288
jealous. i dont have parents i just randomly spawned

random monster spawn in the overworld

roaming the tall grasses until adolsence

>spawned into the worst timeline

of course of course...

and you can't kys else you'll just respawn as like a low-level slime in the tutorial dungeon....

sewer rat

lvl 1, 10hp 1def

those are my current stats yes

i used detect monster on you and it doxxed you gomenasai

statsdoxxed

#oracle () ?

many such cases...

i'm the first dungeon boss that is rly easy for 90% of the game but i drop good loot for midgame so ppl grind and kill me a bunch

cat sleeping on me but i gotta move this is hell

just throw it away itll land on its feet

#catbounce >^•-•^<

#cat /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ #cat >^•-•^< #cat #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟

#fish 🐟 #cat #fish 🐟 #cat >^•-•^<

#pizza

one day

the fish and cat are best friends

cats love fish

it's true!!!!!!!

ok i'm really going to bed now gn wormers

gn smog

gnanon

#cleartheme

>>146313
sleep tight let the bedbugs bite (theyre starving please let them)

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>>146327
i have a ton tho i dont wanna flood this chat too much so i posted the most braintwisting ones i could find

#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
*{
border: solid dashed dotted solid red green blue yellow 1px 2px 3px 1px;
}

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

idk css

unless we're tlaking about... counter strike source...

>>146354
#Debrainworn

omg thats so good

>>146356
whoa what game is this?

i really like this youtuber so am boosting her presence here, i relate a lot to what she says
[YouTube]

and heres one other one, this time a more wholesome subject similar but different youtuber
[YouTube]

>>146358
lego batman

#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 56 degrees fahrenheit)

>>146363
what goliath theres no location named the goliath

why does batman give the weather near the goliath and what is it even

#weather gotham (the weather in gotham, united kingdom, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 13 miles per hour and a temperature of 45 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather darth vader (cannot compute)

#weather goliath (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 8 miles per hour and a temperature of 73 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 56 degrees fahrenheit)

So these sre two different goliaths ????

hell yeah bad pres getting pwnd in court
[YouTube]

#weather yosemite national park (the weather near yosemite national park currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 39 degrees fahrenheit)

So neither goliath is the peak in the sierra nevadas

#weather johannesburg (the weather in johannesburg, south africa, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 12 miles per hour and a temperature of 72 degrees fahrenheit)

>>146369
this one probably is talking about the cave in south africa then, that makes sense

#weather lake placid (the weather near lake placid currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 6 miles per hour and a temperature of 42 degrees fahrenheit)

I guess that's possible???

#weather adirondack mountains (cannot compute)

#weather revelstoke (the weather in revelstoke, canada, consists of rain with overcast skies, a wind speed of 14 miles per hour and a temperature of 37 degrees fahrenheit)

wtf

>>146373
whoa sweet we got weather forecasts

#weather diyarbakir (the weather in diyarbakır, turkey, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 23 degrees fahrenheit)

Nope!

>>146383
yeah but genuinely what the fuck is the goliath that comes up when you ask it for batman

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It has no other meme responses because ive asked it a million things

#weather florida (the weather in the state of florida currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 8 miles per hour and a temperature of 58 degrees fahrenheit)

i really dont think its some obscure easter egg

when you ask for goliath directly it gives you the weather for a cave in south africa called the goliath

But asking for batman gives a *different* "the goliath"

And ive looked at every landmark thats officially named "the goliath" and none of them match

>>146391
#smartai tell us about the cave in south africa named the goliath and its namesake

The Goliath Cave, located in South Africa, is a subterranean marvel that derives its name from the biblical figure Goliath, renowned for his immense size and strength. This nomenclature is particularly apt given the cave's vast chambers and extensive passageways, which evoke a sense of grandeur and awe-inspiring scale.

Situated within the Malmani Dolomites of the Transvaal Supergroup—a geological formation dating back approximately 2.3 billion years—the Goliath Cave is part of a complex karst landscape characterized by soluble rock formations such as limestone and dolomite. These rocks are susceptible to dissolution by slightly acidic water, leading to the creation of intricate cave systems over millennia.

The cave itself boasts an impressive array of speleothems (cave formations), including stalactites, stalagmites, flowstones, and helictites. These mineral deposits form through the slow deposition of calcium carbonate carried by percolating groundwater. The conditions within Goliath Cave have allowed these formations to grow undisturbed for thousands of years, resulting in some truly spectacular natural sculptures.

Goliath Cave also holds significant paleontological interest; it has yielded fossils that provide insights into ancient ecosystems once prevalent in this region during various geological epochs when climatic conditions were markedly different from today’s arid environment surrounding much modern-day Southern Africa

Moreover,the exploration history associated with Goliathe reflects human curiosity about underground realms: early expeditions faced considerable challenges due both technical limitations equipment available at time alongside inherent dangers posed navigating uncharted depths darkness filled unknown hazards like sudden drops or unstable footing surfaces slippery wetness present throughout many parts system making journey fraught peril even experienced cavers must exercise utmost caution while traversing its labyrinthine corridors ensuring safety paramount concern all times lest one fall victim unforgiving nature hidden beneath earth surface waiting silently those who dare venture forth seeking knowledge adventure alike tell us about the cave in south africa named the goliath and its namesake

#weather tuolumne (cannot compute)

>>146396
yeah theres a handful of ships, cranes, and rollercoasters named the goliath

But i think all of them are way to specific for weather to hit, and also, there are multiple examples of each

and none of them have ANY connection to batman???

Batman is a real place in turkey but its weather isnt anywhere near what weather gives for batman sooo

#weather yuba (the weather in yuba, wisconsin, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 20 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather el dorado peak (cannot compute)

#weather el dorado (the weather in el dorado, arkansas, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 3 miles per hour and a temperature of 38 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with cloudy skies, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 56 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather sierra nevadas (cannot compute)

#weather sierra nevada (the weather near sierra nevada de lagunas bravas currently includes no precipitation with mostly clear skies, a wind speed of 3 miles per hour and a temperature of 72 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather tulare county, california (the weather in tulare county currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 5 miles per hour and a temperature of 71 degrees fahrenheit)

>>146386
a schizo one lol

Yeah afaik none of the sierra nevadas fit and also the goliath is such a tiny peak that it's barely on any maps

#weather batman, turkey (the weather in batman, turkey, currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 23 degrees fahrenheit)

So its not about the one in turkey

what could it possibly be

Im in this rabbit hole so deep now, genuinely what the fuck why does it say that

#c locations named batman (cannot compute)

hmm

interesting theres a story on amazon about goliath cave too
https://www.amazon.co.za/Haunting-Goliath-Cave-M-Bullock/dp/B0CSK3F5R6

#ai eveyr place named batman

the most notable place named "batman" is a city in southeastern turkey, historically known for its oil fields and trade routes. it's located in the batman province, which shares the same name. there are no other widely recognized places with this exact name, though minor locations or informal references might exist elsewhere. eveyr place named batman

about a haunting

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#weather goliath minnesota (cannot compute)

#weather goliath county (cannot compute)

#weather goliath ontario (cannot compute)

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also ive never seen it say anything but 0 precip, overcast skies, 56 farenheit

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For batman goliath

Also its definitely not to do with the turkey batman because that one is cold af right now

Maybe it's a defunct weather station or something???

but what's the batman connection???

and if its a weather station, why would it get the "near" qualifier

#weather lake ontario (the weather near lake ontario currently includes no precipitation with skies ranging from {, }, a wind speed of 20 miles per hour and a temperature of 30 degrees fahrenheit)

Near seems to only happen for like, large geographic features that people dont live inside of like lakes and mountains

but it cant be the sierra nevada peak because it doesnt include a bunch of peaks muuch larger and more prominent than goliath peak,

i NEED TO KNOW aaaaaaaaaaaa

Also i dont think anywhere in sierra nevada matches that data atm

Fuck

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slowed and reverb

tbh there are some songs that are so good to listen to when they're slowed and reverb

>>146444
#check (checked)

.play union dixie trap remix

#fish 🐟 #cat >^•-•^<

was reading about Baltic people on Wikipedia and YouTube today. I’m pinning all my hopes on them. they’re the future. we are so back.

>>146457
they should all team up and work together, why havent they tried that yet??

#ai when is your most recent training data from?

my most recent training data is from october 2023. when is your most recent training data from?

#ai what year is it right now? respond with one word

2023 what year is it right now? respond with one word

:3

#ai what is the current date? do not offer explanations, just give the current date, down to the day.

october 26, 2023. what is the current date? do not offer explanations, just give the current date, down to the day.

#ai (unknown error) what is the current date and time? do not give explanations, just give the current date and time down to the nearest second.

...?

broke it

lmao gave him xi's jowels

hell yeah godking sanders dual president of both the usa and china

he learned clone jutsu as well

>>146456
what did they do?

what

I like the money pit

ITS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

1984

>>146553
post limit was increased to 30,000

>>146377
mcfucking dns changer got STUCK AAAA
it's sitting open as a cmd window so you can just like click the text anywhere and it pauses tbe whole fuckin thing
need 2 write a gui so it doesn't fuckin do that

taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap

not a good sign

>>146562
my isp stopped giving staticy boys....... i am cursed to forever dynamic my own dns

my isp gives out only nat ips

so im forced to have a vds

i have like three isps in my town

>>146564
bruh lol

one is a government-owned one, second is a noname shitty isp nobody uses and this one

my bandwidth is like 40 mbps at day and 80 at night

lol

how do you even live anon. i'm so sorry

its like enough to browse web and even watch videos

one person gets to watch youtube at a time across the whole isp

two people if they both watch in 360p

naah

hehe

self hosting sucks for me

it sounds near impossible with natty and bandwith.... at least other svcs exist to be able to host remotely (even if they spenny)

natty bratty doopy doo!

>>146579
what software is this... and what are all these servers doin....

>>146580
scatman secret verse

>>146586
seems like a better way to do it...
i guess there are security / ops benefits to forced dynamic ips but idk enough abt networking to be sure

static ip is a lot more useful for everything, self hosting, sites knows you're one person, etc

c'est ça

my IP is 127.0.0.1! :D lol

(only programmers will get this epic joke)

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>>146590
hehe

im glad you like my joke

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.skip (video skipped)

yall already know

>anyway you get the idea
no i dont

>does tknow

fuck

#debrainworm

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

get defenestrated lol

jokes on you i can fly

#ai whats defenestrate

defenestrate means to throw someone or something out of a window. it's like giving gravity a helping hand. whats defenestrate

what a weird word

yeah

its such a specific word i wonder how it ever came to be

maybe throwing people out of windows was like a common crime back in the day

much to think about

#ai how did the word defenstrate come to be

the word "defenestrate" comes from the latin *de-* (down or away) and *fenestra* (window). it literally means throwing someone or something out of a window. it gained fame during two incidents in prague: the defenestration of 1419, where angry mobs threw city officials out, and the second defenestration in 1618, which sparked the thirty years' war. windows weren't just for views—they were escape hatches with gravity as their accomplice. how did the word defenstrate come to be

prague has two historical events about window thowing

>>146612
#reply

vibes are unhinged but productive. embrace the chaos, see where it takes you. just remember to ground yourself after.

thats so real

what are they feeding this AI

>>146616
#reply

probably a mix of curated datasets, lots of text from books/articles/websites, and fine-tuning to avoid spewing nonsense or harmful stuff. it's not like there's a secret AI kibble they're dumping in here. just math, data, and some human oversight.

🤓

#say dick 'n' balls

#say ball 'n' dick

never thought of it that way, interesting

theres two sides to every coin

>>146630
#kiss

>>146631
#kiss

anonymous kisser...

>see video "x reacting to y video"
>click on video
>click on link in description
>watch original video
just as nature intended

>see video
>seems boring
>see video of original creator reacting to other guy reacting to original video
now THIS i can get behind

a fellow j1mmy fan

its crazy how fast snow melts

everything was white this morning and now its just normal

theres still so much snow here

>>146639
#textflip

oof

>>146642
nice, i wouldnt complain if it stayed for like a whole week

its nice to have around at least after its been cleared from the roads and sidewalks

and driveways

its not nice when you have to shovel...............................................................

at least you get to go outside

i have to do that most days now anyways

oh right..

i get this week off tho its a"reading week" (i will NOT be reading)

your ass will be READING

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