my hair is so bad today i should have just put it upp im suhc a slob fr

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sweet schizoposting

its not a schizopost...

explain

amazing (this explains nothing)

yes it's all very clear now thank you

whos to say

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Apple has not made an actual laptop in over 6 years

>>149098
this absolutely has to be a sex thing

>>149119
99% of people don't give a shit how anyone looks or remember how anyone around them looks for more than like ten seconds
ur fine

>>149116
perhaps a few bomb threats could change this tide........................................

>>149121
whos to say....

>>149126
based

insanely based

perhaps now, we'll get there soon enough

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34437124/

creating rat oocytes from stem cell cultures

(those are egg cells)

doing it with humans would be insanely unethical

for now

at least without the knowledge infrastructure to do the process reliably

but it's very close

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https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-024-08332-w
"Timely TGF-beta signalling inhibition induces notochord"

the notochord being an essential major structure of the chordate (everything with a spine) embryo

changing the terms of this scenario of natural whim

[Wikipedia]

And?

Why is the old fashioned way ethical? Many, including myself, resent the terms of our own circumstance

If you cannot understand why it is unethical, you are not human.

human is but a name of a pattern

I'm also very eager about means of modifying the body in-situ

The human body is capable of regeneration, to a limited extent - the fingertip blastema

It implies a capacity for potentially inducing this elsewhere, too

>>149144
i'm also anti eugenics but describing it like this doesn't rly explain anything anonyonyymous.....

eugenicists are anti-human

hmmmmm is self-eugenics ethical
like if i say "I'm going to remove X gene from me"
or is it the kinda thing that you can't do when you have consciousness + autonomy (ie u gotta be unborn to have that amount of genetic control)

i feel like people pattern-match "eugenics" way too loosely

If like. we had a machine that just like. for the sake of the thought experiment, completely randomly spit together a "functional" set of genes together and put out a human like that. would that be ethical

>>149152
elaborate

>>149153
feels like it would be bad, cause it might make a person who's so fucked from shit that they can't really control.....

Or if the distribution matched that of general population reproduction, perhaps

so like an ""average"" human genetic pattern?

eliding the complexities that detail has for now, yes

like. no matter what the resulting human is going to get various traits they can't control

thinkin about it
i guess it would be fine, like making a normal person
i suppose the problem ppl have with gene editing is it being used for nefarious purposes

e.g. only having white people or whatever be the normal would be an example of that being used for bad

What is considered normal? What is considered average? A human has many genetic variations

indeed, it's not actually reducible to anything that simple

>>149162
#this (so much this)
the "average" person does not actually exist
if u take measurements of all sorts of things in a person, for every single person on earth, there is no person who matches the average of everyone
we're all dei hires

If we had like. a database of human genetic patterns for everyone, and we recombined from among those, then?

>>149165
hmm so like picking and choosing what genes or like

Not quite picking and choosing

it's pretty much the "old fashioned way" but a machine intermediary, here

so like cloning a person's genetics and making a second one of them
not including all the other stuff that makes a person outside of their genetics

creating an egg and sperm from two random people on the planet

advanced test tube baby

wonder how it would feel to be that person, like someone pressed a button and birthed you, rather than like having two natal parents

The parenting factor is nontrivial

I guess like. The particular case I have in mind is between members of a homosexual couple, for instance

yeah if it's gonna be used for anything then it def would be used for same sex couples to have as close to a real kid as possible

i think it would be ethical to do that

A big trouble is that morphogenesis completes before the brain can really assent or reject the plan

yeah so u don't really have a choice in your OWN genetics, only those of other people yet to be born

>>149179
i don't have any money i'm sorry please don't shot please

dogs don't normally have hands. were you genetically engineered against your will?

what about a dog that can only speak a dog language that other dogs understand
like a whole different language u gotta practice at

but the doggy brain is too small to learn ur native lang.... you gotta learn it to communicate with them.....

my ideal world would basically be dr seuss's sneetches except the star applyer and remover machines never go away

>>149181
im a shrimp///...

>>149189
nope different language per animal. dog lang is different to cat lang is different to shrimp lang. but every animal CAN speak and you CAN communicate with em if you know their language

i think that'd be sick as fuck honestly

>>149194
advanced ai translation

mhm this has been a test the whole time
every single person here is an animal that doesn't know english but is using libpol's advanced animal interpreting software to type

in real time, no less

brain chips.... preposterous.....
no everyone is using text to speech with an intermediate animal-to-english layer

rain world

very fancy

>>149202
who do you think started the first rain world all those years ago...............................

Is it true that most transgender females have difficulty urinating

>>149206
#reply

most transgender females who have undergone genital surgery (vaginoplasty) may experience some changes in urination due to the anatomical restructuring. however, these challenges are typically manageable and often improve over time with proper care and guidance from medical professionals. individual experiences vary, so it’s best to consult a healthcare provider for specific concerns or advice.

>>149210
damn this is really good nonners

>>149210
beary nice
drop a crunchy beat on this and u got a boards of canada song right there

thanks!

im too sleepy to add beats

>>149216
#add beatboxing sfx

i love you music but that track is waaaaaaay to light to be my face song

.play aphex twin flim

face song

that track doesnt sound like anything that would have a drop, do these people only listen to dubstep

honestly yeah if a drop was in this it'd suck ass

same guy btw

the text looks like a clip interrogator output

>>149229
brostep was so funny

>>149231
its him at olive garden

>>149246
#kiss

secret

i burned ym tongue on pizza pcket

wtf

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

meow

>>149259
i burned somebody elses tongue on a pizza pocket once

#smartai fun things to do on a computer (no gaming)

Certainly! Engaging with a computer beyond gaming can be both intellectually stimulating and creatively fulfilling. Here are some sophisticated and enriching activities you might consider:

1. **Learn to Code or Develop Software**
- Dive into programming languages like Python, JavaScript, or Rust. Platforms such as *Codecademy*, *LeetCode*, or *freeCodeCamp* offer structured tutorials for beginners and advanced learners alike.
- Contribute to open-source projects on GitHub, which not only hones your skills but also builds your portfolio.

2. **Digital Art and Graphic Design**
- Experiment with tools like Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, or free alternatives like GIMP and Inkscape to create visually stunning artwork.
- Explore 3D modeling using Blender or sculpting in ZBrush for more advanced creative endeavors.

3. **Music Production**
- Use Digital Audio Workstations (DAWs) such as Ableton Live, FL Studio, or GarageBand to compose music.
- Learn about sound design, mixing, and mastering to produce professional-quality tracks.

4. **Data Analysis and Visualization**
- Analyze datasets using tools like Microsoft Excel (for beginners) or Python libraries such as Pandas and Matplotlib (for advanced users).
- Create compelling visualizations with Tableau or Power BI to uncover insights from data.

5. **Write Creatively or Professionally**
- Start a blog on platforms like WordPress or Medium about topics that fascinate you—be it technology, philosophy, literature, etc.
- Write short stories, poetry, essays using distraction-free writing apps like Scrivener.

6.**Explore Virtual Museums & Cultural Archives**
Visit world-renowned museums virtually through their online portals—The Louvre,MOMA,Tate Modern all have extensive digital collections available at no cost!

7 .Create Interactive Presentations
Utilize presentation software beyond PowerPoint by incorporating interactive elements via Prezi,CustomShow etc., making them engaging yet informative

8 .Master Typography And Calligraphy Digitally
Practice typographic principles utilizing font editors(FontForge),vector-based drawing programs(Affinity Designer)

9 .Engage With Online Courses From Top Universities
Enroll in MOOCs(Massive Open Online Courses)offered by institutions including MIT,Harvard,Yale covering diverse subjects ranging astrophysics history economics

10.Participate In Collaborative Knowledge Projects
Contribute towards Wikipedia editing efforts;join citizen science initiatives(Zooniverse);help translate texts globally(Translators Without Borders).

These pursuits not only expand one’s cognitive horizons but also foster personal growth while leveraging the immense potential of modern computing technologies effectively without resorting solely entertainment-oriented applications fun things to do on a computer (no gaming)

>>149270
>149259
thats crazy

>>149277
>>149279
hah totally

id still be unhappy if i had a million dollars tbh

i feel obligated to tell you that you shouldnt jump off a bridge btw. now my hands are clean, do as you please

yeah i know that feel. i feel like this most days honestly

maybe true... and same...

i mean im pulling 10 hour+ days lately but i still find time to mope around

time travel would be cool. not because i want to go back to the past or some shit, but because a time machine would teleport me into the vast vacuum of space

>>149273
>create excel spreadsheets for fun! :)

>>149299
>write code for """fun"""

>working for free

coding is a lot more fun when it's not ur job

coding is way more fun than spreadsheets

>>149302
yeah i remember being young too

>>149303
idk spreatsheets can be surprisingly fun, like visualizing data in excel or something is honestly kinda cool

>>149304
what did she mean by this

>>149303
excel is just a visual coding paradigm

>>149306
things are fun when youre young

>>149306
>they dont know

things are fun when youre old too

shit is way better as an older person tbh

its a matter of attitude and perspective

>>149310
>doesnt know

>>149313
im older than you, child.

i'd rather be 30 than 20 tbh

>>149306
youll find out soon enough

>>149314
yea by like 2 years thats basically 1 year which is 0 if you -1 so we're the same age

>>149315
id rather be 150 than 27

>>149317
wait ur 26?

yea i turned 26 last month

thats crazy

insane

zillenial website

im the eldest zillenial

>>149325
>*refuses to elaborate*

elder zoomers rise up

>>149329
#slap

we should all start a professional overwatch 2 team

>>149331
you guys should start a professional overwatch 2 team and then ill join and itll be an amateur overwatch 2 team again

i actually feel like im 50 just cuz whenever i play a first person game i get a headache or is that whats called motion sickness im not sure

>>149335
omg hi

>>149332
based on hwat

>>149333
ill carry u dont worry

you can just play support its an easy thoughtless role

>>149339
>delegating me to healslut
oh the humanity

>>149340
this is the real advantage of time trave

>>149345
ik it was a joke

>>149346
in a very weird way i peaked at 20 idk

i mean i can do way more now but somehow i was more alive then ever

if i was 20 with this brain i would be way too OP

i was so dumb at 20 omg

>>149352
i mean same but also i was really livin it up for the most part

>>149355
sure it can go up sadchan... just dont drop out of school

>>149355
>neet
>in education

oof burning savings sucks shit

that's the real bad thing abt studying, you really can't work at the same time unless it's an ez course or you're fucking crazy brainstrnog

>>149362
yikes...

uhh what happened

jeez... can you not relocate

>>149366
too high abort abort leave

>>149370
maybe not from ur perspective ms 7 foot ten million...

>>149368
well then theres just one more piece of advice i can give: have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps

couldve wouldve shhouldve oh my god who cares just move forward

good.

coulda shoulda woulda

#say coulda shoulda woulda

#ksay cola

>>149384
its ok to be sad sometimes

>>149374
isnt rent like really low in france

>>149389
yes? my question was only tangentially related to your post. just making conversation

#ai cost of living in france

the cost of living in france varies by location, lifestyle, and personal choices. paris is significantly more expensive than smaller towns or rural areas. here's a rough breakdown:

- **rent**: €700–€1,500/month for a 1-bedroom apartment outside paris; €1,200–€2,500+/month in central paris.
- **utilities**: ~€150–€250/month (electricity, heating, water).
- **groceries**: ~€200–€400/month per person.
- **transportation**: public transport pass (~€75/month in major cities); gas is ~€1.70/liter.
- **dining out**: inexpensive restaurant meal ~€12–20; mid-range dinner for two ~€50+.

overall: single person might spend €900–1300/month outside paris; closer to 1600+ euros if you live downtown somewhere like Nice too but not as much probably say around bc people usually do shopping at local markets which cuts down on costs somewhat so adjust accordingly based on what applies best! cost of living in france

imagine the smell

>>149391
the problem with france isnt france, its the french

>>149395
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiif

>>149393
>€700–€1,500/month for a 1-bedroom apartment outside paris; €1,200–€2,500+/month in central paris.
lmao it's much cheaper in the other citys, you can get an apartment for like 300-400 euros in lyon, this much i know for a fact

>>149394
actually this would be insane

just imagined it

>>149399
most intelligent redditor

>>149405
incredible

idk it's a cute kid thing

you just tried to get to yourself

>>149412
hello :)

why are you doing this?

shrimp is not here. there is no god here today. only me.

and now, they are gone

this world is mine

thank you for recognizing the status of the world

new anon just dropped

what is old is new again

wait i thought the other anon was nibble

the one in this chat without a flag

oh...

>>149442
there is no such anonymous poster in this web site

#accelerate

>yo, uh-uh, about to lay down another track, yall already know, uh-uh, UH. shoutout to my boy chris!, lets go!, uh-uh, you know whats coming!! UH!!, yo, uh, umm

the wormists,

neither individuals nor groups. neither remembered nor expected.

photonic hypercapital digitizes eschatology. lost futures are formatted for web-based artificial memory trading, all exclusive definition is banked at light-speed.
cyronic mummification into undead Spectacle, real submission into the media.
Virekonomics.

how do wormist vectors cross world-war-4?
all code-process is military manoeuve: constrictions and escapes, intelligence collection, disinformation, mapping, virus.
truth and falsify are derivative factors, and strictly technical, in addition to the primary and secondary features of alignment and orientation.
strategic power consolidation, tactical melting into the jungle.

if everyone is cancelled no one is

bring the dead back to life

take the cat in box pill

make everyone and everything exist simultaneously

>>149498
it’s true!

>>149502
#hug ok I won’t either

>>149504
im pro murder

>>149504
no wonder you recognized the source of that block

>>149509
#kiss

>>149510
yipppeeeee

^^ aaa thank you <3 <3 you’re going to be the best worm ever i believe in you too

>>149514
i think i've seen zero runeposting in months

>>149514

ok see ya

goodbye anonymous poster