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na-bee-eh (nadie)
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na-bee-eh (nadie)
hi
i like sad things
i srsly wish though one day all the repressors can find happiness.....
i like sad things
why is this site 90% regressors
>>151214
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>151210
no i actually did it. but just once
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok maybe two times
na-bee-eh (nadie)
no more than that
anon
xddd
i like sad things
u can do that as a girl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
no that's the point
i like sad things
. pl
i like sad things
.play emo boys kissing compilation
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ehheheh yessss.... YEESSSSSSS........
i like sad things
ur perverted
i like sad things
hentaiiii
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i just like boys and i like watching them kissing
na-bee-eh (nadie)
anything mroe than that would be too much
i like sad things
i don't cause I'm too old now it would be weird
i like sad things
but when i was in high school
na-bee-eh (nadie)
idk about that
i like sad things
passoid boymodersss smh. I'm going 2 cry. denying themselves like... themselves
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i still dunno why u insist about the passoid deal
i like sad things
how do u know i'm talking about u
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i'm talking about in general
na-bee-eh (nadie)
who cares if they pass or not
>>151236
melonymous🍉
I don't "mode", i just wear whatever i feel like wearing idk
i like sad things
>>151234
that's true but i think its sadder in the case of those who do pass because the only thing holding them back is themselvess.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
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that's not sad. u wanna know what's sad? i spent a whole day with this stray dog in 2023 in uni and then never saw him again..
>>151239
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok but i never saw him again and i miss him
>>151243
i like sad things
>>151240
its better to have met a cool dog than never have met a cool dog at all
i like sad things
i really need to get started on chores i woke up 2 hrs ago and been shitposting here ere
>>151245
i like sad things
>>151245
i have 2 get up and wash all my clothes and take the Amazon boxes outt
i like sad things
and do the dishes
i like sad things
and dust
i like sad things
and shower
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle
anon
can i have whatever dust you collect
>>151254
i like sad things
and take the recycling out
i like sad things
cam i please have a million dollars PLEASE
i like sad things
PLEASE
anon
ahhhhh shucks , okay :-)
i like sad things
ur joking :(
anon
im not !!!!!!
i like sad things
i don't believe u
anon
brigede
i like sad things
i want to buy ffs and srs and pay rent for 4 years
>>151266
na-bee-eh (nadie)
chat is this real
anon
easey peasey !!!
i like sad things
>>151266
i can't I'll get caught
anon
not anymore !! the cybersecurity agencies are gone or crippled
i like sad things
can u just do a crypto rug pull and let me be an insider
anon
holy shit
anon
the libpol brainworm crypto rugpull
i like sad things
Braincoin
nonners
>doesnt know about glegle coin
i like sad things
Wormcoin
anon
honestly thatd be a good idea but only if it was a right wing grift
anon
appropriate funds for trans people
i like sad things
can we just make a trump coin and rugpull it
anon
we could actually
nonners
literally make ScamCoin and ppl will think its funny it will work
anon
whos down to commit fraud
shrimp
me
i like sad things
me
anon
finally we found a way to make conservatives give us money
shrimp
the problem is that every crypto bro and anyone whos gonna buy a shitcoin knows its gonna be a rugpull and theyll only buy if they think they can get in on it before
>>151286
i like sad things
>>151285
yea but it keeps working. the entire country of Argentina just got rugulled 2 weeks ago
shrimp
oh shit
shrimp
alright yeah im down
anon
its shrimple gals and pals
shrimp
im not gonna do any work tho
i like sad things
me neither
i like sad things
but please give me money please please i will get surgeries with it please
nonners
i will get the rug you do the pull
nonners
did you just kill your own teammate
>>151298
shrimp
>>151296
no an enemy used their ultimate behind our team and i slept darted them
nonners
why is the enemy name yellow
shrimp
because it stands out very well
anon
pink lemonade game
nonners
it should be red, thats common sense
nonners
red is evil
shrimp
i changed it to yellow and purple for team
nonners
interesting
anon
>>151307
2003 dentistry website stock photo
i like sad things
>>151311
i thought the same thing lol
anon
>>151311
why else would she post for 2 1/2 hours after getting up
anon
SAD
i like sad things
lol
i like sad things
am i an eceleb now
i like sad things
not even allowed 2 call myself ugly
i like sad things
maybe i should get up or switch 2 4chan
>>151328
anon
what
shrimp
you just shouldnt beso negative in ur self talk
i like sad things
on 4chan i can call myself ugly
i like sad things
no one acts like its offensive
>>151332
shrimp
its not offensive
speepo
>>151330
how do you parse what happened this way
i like sad things
i wasnt mean 2 anyone...
i like sad things
its true that the ai girl is prettier than me its not that weird?????
i like sad things
>>151338
this is really good
speepo
libarel
i like sad things
that's fair it was yours 2 begin with
i like sad things
>>151344
they literally me
i like sad things
i cried yesterday
nonners
i havent cried in years
speepo
going to work on the rugpull today
first step google 'how do to dcrypto rugpul"
i like sad things
i cry a lot because I'm pathetic and a loser and i wish i had a different life
i like sad things
1
na-bee-eh (nadie)
how much money would u pay to pet glegle
>>151355
i like sad things
i wouldn't
i like sad things
i would make glegle uncomfortable
speepo
instead
Cove Holden!!j7dIStOkC.
scrumble pie
shrimp
>>151359
could i hang out with gle
i like sad things
>>151362
ty i think I'm going to order a flan and then cry
shrimp
thats more than i would do to celebrate
i like sad things
tyy i wish it wasn't i wish i could go backlkkkk
>>151371
anon
>>151368
#ksay what day is today? its lisas birthday! what a day for a birthday! lets all have some cake
anon
f
SadChan🍉🍉
i got up than sat down at my computer and watched a youtube short
SadChan🍉🍉
i microwabed a burrito
na-bee-eh (nadie)
moogle
shrimp
im not a neet tho...
shrimp
i was just as good at gaming when i was working too
anon
i wish i was a neet...
shrimp
its really the power of having no other hobbies
>>151387
anon
>>151386
an awesome power indeed, i dont have real hobbies either...
shrimp
its more a lifestyle even
anon
gamer life
shrimp
💯
anon
.pay go work your cringe 9 to 5
shrimp
theyre just so much more engaging than real life
>>151394
anon
f
anon
>>151392
never got into them personally
SadChan🍉🍉
i like painting minis but i play video games way moree
shrimp
videogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames
anon
do you guys like faye webster?
SadChan🍉🍉
#meanai who is faye webster

faye webster is some indie kid making music that sounds like your ex's diary entries after they got really into vinyl records. her voice is the audio equivalent of a sad girl at a coffee shop doodling in a moleskine while pretending to text someone important. she's basically what happens when you mix alt-country with r&b and toss it in a blender full of suburban angst. also, boymoders probably vibe with her because grief for no reason hits different when you're closeted AF. stay strong, kings/queens/monarchs <3
who is faye webster
anon
it's right...
SadChan🍉🍉
yea i probably like faye webster
SadChan🍉🍉
/play faye webster full album
SadChan🍉🍉
.play faye webster full album
anon
yesss
anon
she is actually just like me if i was cis and pretty
SadChan🍉🍉
yea i like faye webster
na-bee-eh (nadie)
sensitive young woman
anon
she gets it
anon
wait if i play another song would it cancel this one?
shrimp
no its queues
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ya llegaron las pipsas
>>151413
nonners
am in bed whats happeni g
na-bee-eh (nadie)
hi nonners
anon
>>151410
#reply translate

las pipsas ya llegaron. (the chips have arrived.)
translate
nonners
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na-bee-eh (nadie)
h
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's not what pipsas means
anon
what does pipsas mean then
na-bee-eh (nadie)
pizzas
shrimp
pizza
shrimp
what kind
nonners
my manager is messaging me what time is it in italy wtf does she event want, im not responding
>>151425
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i love that video
shrimp
las pipsas
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>151421
tell them "ya llegaron las pipsas"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
how does faceapp ai detect what gender are u
na-bee-eh (nadie)
AI gender recognition relies on advanced machine learning algorithms that can analyze and compare facial features across a vast dataset of images.
melonymous🍉
idk i don't trust AI and having my face in any kind of database makes me nervous
na-bee-eh (nadie)
idc at this point
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i even posted a selfie in r9k days ago
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i imitated OP's pic and some random guy said "OP after 2 years on E"
na-bee-eh (nadie)
T-T
na-bee-eh (nadie)
anyways i just checked a bathroom selfie i took hours ago and it gendered me female despite my appearance and i got curious
SadChan🍉🍉
i lost my laundry cardd
SadChan🍉🍉
so now i cant do laundryy
SadChan🍉🍉
fuml
SadChan🍉🍉
im gonna have to go get quarters and go to the laundromat across the street and its more expensive nad i have to put quarters in and fmllll i quit im going bacmk 2 beddd
melonymous🍉
lol i saw a twitter screenshot the other day of some dumb TERF blowing up about how some trans influencer "doesn't pass"
melonymous🍉
and someone replied to her with a screenshot of like, the AI gendering the TERF as male and the trans woman as female
melonymous🍉
>>151440
yeah oof jeez i mean i guess it's common knowledge at this point that being a hater is almost always an uggo cope
melonymous🍉
no one i'm attracted to is ever racist or transphobic i've noticed
shrimp
thats probably because you find that stuff unattractive
SadChan🍉🍉
if u go around policing womanhood and being a bully its kind of like....
speepo
>>151445
im really not like arguing that point
speepo
i just wish they didnt like
speepo
exist at all
SadChan🍉🍉
yea truee
SadChan🍉🍉
imagine it was a nice world :)
speepo
yesssss thats the sprite
SadChan🍉🍉
should I hire a maid to helpp me again i have so many boxes and dust everywhere and stuff
speepo
ill do it for you if i can keep the dust
SadChan🍉🍉
yeaaa suree
SadChan🍉🍉
i just need a fresh startt ive lost controll of my lifeeee
SadChan🍉🍉
maybe im depressed or smthh i do think all the news about trump and stuff has been hard on me and my mood and stuff
>>151459
speepo
>>151458
hard to say libpol user sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
i like sad thingsss :)
speepo
at a best buy
SadChan🍉🍉
CREEEEPY
SadChan🍉🍉
.play zefrank tapir
SadChan🍉🍉
lets walk back from the smiling
speepo
tapir video
speepo
thanks
SadChan🍉🍉
its a very good video
speepo
its a very good video
speepo
cracks me up every time
speepo
sadchan do you want anything from jimmyjohns
>>151481
speepo
im ordering
speepo
trying to see if jimmy johns will put the sandwich , disassembled , into many regular mail envelopes before they deliver to me
shrimp
thatll be a hard sell
speepo
yeah ill say
speepo
>>151481
generic america sub shop
SadChan🍉🍉
ohhhhh the one thats so fast
SadChan🍉🍉
jimmy johns is so fast
speepo
#ai very briefly exlain jimble johns

jimble johns is a meme character usually depicted as a surreal, distorted figure with exaggerated features. often used in absurd or humorous contexts online to evoke confusion or humor through bizarre imagery and nonsensical scenarios.
very briefly exlain jimble johns
SadChan🍉🍉
here they have some i htink but firehouse subs and subway outcompete them quite a bit
speepo
i think they embarrass subway but not firehouse
speepo
nyc really doesnt have jimmy ?
speepo
>>151490
they are too soggy i think
speepo
they have sog
SadChan🍉🍉
>>151490
..... i have bad news 4 u
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai what makes subway ingredient quality scary?

subway ingredient quality is concerning due to frequent reports of processed, low-grade ingredients. their bread has been legally challenged in some countries for not meeting the standard definition of "bread" due to high sugar content. many meats and cheeses are heavily processed, with additives like preservatives and artificial flavors. vegetables often lack freshness, likely due to cost-cutting measures in sourcing and storage. while they market themselves as a healthier fast food option, the reality often falls short compared to fresher alternatives or even competitors offering clearer ingredient transparency.
what makes subway ingredient quality scary?
>>151499
shrimp
whats the bad news
SadChan🍉🍉
it is worse than most fast food places
speepo
honestly i can only think of the exodia images when i think subway
SadChan🍉🍉
subways rate of healthy violations is like 9x burger king lol
SadChan🍉🍉
i still eat subway sometimes 2 hehe
SadChan🍉🍉
my go to is an italian herb and cheese footlong with pepperonni, salami, provolone cheese, vinegar, honey mustard, banana pepper and spinach leaves
speepo
that sounds so tasty without the mustard
SadChan🍉🍉
nah the mustard vibes with the vinegar really good
speepo
i never ate mustard before so im trying to keep my streak up
>>151514
SadChan🍉🍉
spicy + sour is a good combo
SadChan🍉🍉
>>151512
mustard is like spicy but different from peppers idk its spicy but nothing like a pepper
>>151515
speepo
oh my god my fingers keep resting on my keys and tapping
SadChan🍉🍉
hoiu goiwriughjurwhourhiuorhuojroeihjorehjurjh
speepo
fkdjagpojafopdjf rguishoifgsdn grk ms;
SadChan🍉🍉
back in the skype days it was neat ummm
SadChan🍉🍉
the skype
SadChan🍉🍉
program
SadChan🍉🍉
if you mashed ur keyboard
SadChan🍉🍉
befor eyou hit enter :)
SadChan🍉🍉
woiurehregoiuhagi;ohroighag
SadChan🍉🍉
it would show a cat dancing like it was dancing on ur keyboard
SadChan🍉🍉
so if everyone started oigh;oirwhg;iuohargiu;hargi;ohaiurweogh it would show a bunch of cats dancing
speepo
WOWOWOWOW
SadChan🍉🍉
sky pe was based
SadChan🍉🍉
.play skype call sound
speepo
i remember skype only briefly
anon
.play feamur breaker sound
SadChan🍉🍉
i never realized this was the origin lol
anon
I hate modern day skype
SadChan🍉🍉
i thought it was dead
anon
deadmaning pos software
anon
naming*
speepo
oh its teams now right
speepo
they rolled it all into one gross thing
anon
skype still exists under the hood
speepo
#ai what happened to the skype codebase

microsoft acquired skype in 2011 and began integrating its backend into their own infrastructure. over time, they migrated skype's peer-to-peer architecture to a centralized model based on azure servers. the original p2p codebase was largely replaced or deprecated as part of this transition. later, microsoft rewrote skype using react native for cross-platform compatibility and phased out older components. today, much of the legacy pre-microsoft skype code is no longer in use or has been significantly modified beyond recognition.
what happened to the skype codebase
speepo
lame
speepo
i think its funny that federation / oss basically makes all of this obsolete outside of enterprise
speepo
really pushing the boulder up the hill
melonymous🍉
closed-source software was a mistake
>>151555
speepo
really silly point of hubris to think you can control and own an idea / information
speepo
you and everyone else
anon
no just me sorry
speepo
oh sorry i didnt realize
>>151554
anon
yes many such cases
anon
>>151547
i agree btw, open source developed by a major corporation is best imo
speepo
do any of you make music
>>151558
anon
>>151559
i played fuitar through my youth, played piano too and made lots of electronic music (mostly ambient)
>>151566
anon
*guitar
SadChan🍉🍉
objectively not a bad idea
SadChan🍉🍉
I will make excellent use and responsible use of it
anon
youre just gonna spend it on strewt food and rent...
>>151569
SadChan🍉🍉
>>151567
I will buy surgeries so i dont kms, I will invest it safely and continue to go to school
>>151570
anon
>>151569
hmm. well i own the idea of money, so i will give you the idea of a million dollars
SadChan🍉🍉
:(
anon
yeah... invest in kneepads
SadChan🍉🍉
this is a very improtant vieoo
SadChan🍉🍉
watch this videoo
fujo
le kapitalismus
SadChan🍉🍉
watch ittt
fujo
it's the same story with the uhhh.. superfest glasses that they had in the ddr
fujo
basically, think like drinking glasses made of gorilla glas that wouldnt break when dropped
SadChan🍉🍉
and apple products
fujo
im kinda happy
fujo
i may be able to significantly increase my living standard in the near future
SadChan🍉🍉
:O
fujo
(quit my old job, got invited for a interview at a new place that pays well)
SadChan🍉🍉
can u spot me a million dollars
fujo
i was barely scraping by....
>>151587
SadChan🍉🍉
if I had a 10 million I would give away some of my millions to strangers on the internet
>>151597>>151591
SadChan🍉🍉
>>151589
no i just want like, shelter and medicine....
fujo
>>151588
jeff bezo's ex wife is so heckin based
fujo
the good looking one, not the new one he has
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai what did jeff bezos ex wife do with her money?

jeff bezos' ex-wife, mackenzie scott, has donated billions of dollars to various causes. she focuses on supporting organizations addressing inequality, education, public health, and climate change. her approach emphasizes giving directly to nonprofits without restrictions, allowing them flexibility in how they use the funds. she’s also signed the giving pledge, committing to donate the majority of her wealth during her lifetime or in her will.
what did jeff bezos ex wife do with her money?
SadChan🍉🍉
she should give money to meee
SadChan🍉🍉
:(
SadChan🍉🍉
so i can be a white woman
shrimp
>>151588
if i had like billions i would do this but only ten million idk not enough to give away you could just live the rest of ur life off that instead
>>151601
melonymous🍉
here's something the majority of first worlders don't understand: If a corporation offers something for "free", you're the product
melonymous🍉
also, no billionaire is generous, no billionaire is a philanthropist; giving away stolen wealth is not generosity, it's a PR move
>>151600
fujo
>>151599
i mean the only reason why mckenzie is a billionaire is cause shes the wife of bezos... tells u a lot about the society we live on
SadChan🍉🍉
>>151597
a million isnt that much tbh just 20 years of income for a lower middle class person
anon
snideobamez
SadChan🍉🍉
the problem with giving money 2 people on the internet is everyone needs money and if people know ur rich they will always be asking for money from u
SadChan🍉🍉
also if u were to give someone a million dollars i feel like it kind of taints that relationship forever because that person would be so grateful it would color ur interactions with them
>>151606>>151605
speepo
>>151604
any interaction with someone will change your interactions with them though
shrimp
>>151604
thats why you give it to strangers you have no relation with
shrimp
and never speak tot he person again
shrimp
just mail them a million dollars
shrimp
without telling them

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