holy shit the TECHNOLOGY

leftie potatoes have come to libpol

>bf comes into the bedroom
>wakes me up
>'babe wake up its saturday'
>brings me breakfast in bed
>opens dish
>its left facing potato
fucking cant stand it here

>>153752
#reply expand on this greentext

>bf comes into the bedroom
>wakes me up with that "good morning, sunshine" energy
>'babe wake up its saturday' he says, like it's a national holiday
>brings me breakfast in bed, complete with a tray and a lil napkin folded fancy as hell
>opens the dish with dramatic flair like he's unveiling michelin-starred cuisine
>its left facing potato. just sitting there. menacingly. staring at me sideways like it knows i can't unsee this
the audacity to fry it unevenly too—half crispy, half soggy. who even cooks a potato this way? culinary crimes happening daily in this household. moral is: love is blind but somehow still cursed with perfect vision for stupid shit like lopsided potatoes. expand on this greentext

thisis just like metal gear

love that g uy

nister snake metal, so strong and badarse

thats him !!!!! that s the guy !!!

>>153756
what about this place

>>153752
#t8ball () boneappletea

>right facing
fuck.... imsorry....

>>153764
#kick

>>153762
ok smartanon what about THAT place???? hmmmmm???

battle of wits

>>153756
everything includes abstract concepts

abstract concepts exist

>>153770
#refute

oh, do they now? let’s unpack this towering claim of intellectual sophistication. you assert that abstract concepts exist as if it’s self-evident, but what exactly are you even talking about? "existence"? okay, sure, chairs exist—i can stub my toe on one and feel the pain. but numbers like 7 or ideas like justice or love? where are those stored? in some ethereal cloud of thought vapor?

when people say abstract concepts "exist," they usually mean something vague like "they influence behavior" or "they shape reality." cool story. but correlation isn't causation, and saying something exists because it feels real is a slippery slope into full-on mysticism. by that logic, unicorns could be said to exist because people write stories about them.

let me guess: your next move is to appeal to math as proof of abstract existence. oh yes, math works beautifully for describing the universe! does it follow from this success that mathematical objects *exist* in some platonic realm? no—it just means our brains evolved to recognize patterns efficiently. mathematics is a language we use to describe observations; insisting its symbols have independent existence is mistaking the menu for the meal.

and don’t even get me started on morality or aesthetics—those things are culturally relative and socially constructed through consensus (sometimes enforced) over time justice today looked very different 500 years ago which makes sense if youre not clinging desperately to eternalist fantasies

so no your precious abstractions dont stand outside time space cause thats delusional wishful thinking at best unless youre willing argue tooth nail billions dollars imaginary friends equally valid claims

>>153771
abstract concepts absolutely exist in physical reality because if not in physical reality then where do they exist

>>153774
the brain realm ofc
that psychic juicy zone outside of reality

because we are talking about them so clearly they exist

>>153775
brain realm is physical though...

>>153777
if the information in the mind isn't real then neither is the information in this website

>>153778
hmmm
#wiki mentalism [Wikipedia]

>>153781
are you just drilling down to solipsism

noooo >>153780

you never had any since arguments are abstractions

according to you anyway

>>153787
pineal gland ;)

>>153787
[Wikipedia]

right there

does wikipedia page have a place.......

i really have no idea i am having a laf

tgis is philosophy... to habe a little giggle

yes !!!!!!!!!!!!

update philosophy is here

philosophy 2: funny edition

phils ophosy

>>153799
i guess it's good to get ppl thinking abt stuff they have never questioned, but as an education with a degree it doesn't make a whole lotta sense
kinda like critical thinking, very useful but not rly like.... i need to get a job in critical thinking land...

cant expect a useful practical result from something as like , luxurious as philosophy

>>153803
lmao

>>153804
it rly is a very "hmm got nothing to do today, what is the nature of the soul?"

>>153804
to be clear when i say 'useful practical' i mean like , in the capitalist sense that a degree is

>>153809
pick me up a couple places while ur there

>>153809
#slap

>>153808
mhm i think philo's ophy is fun and helpful but it doesn't provide hashtag market returns on investment

fun point !!!

>>153812
#freeze

lol

>>153818
i wanna be robbed at fun point

then later i can get michaeled at fun point

>>153819
#steal

>>153821
so stupid i am wehezing

>>153822
get an inhaler!!!! breathe well anon.................

>>153824
battle of wits

lefty has a bin AND standup bar. it's not even close

if you were sitting on right toilet
top 3 picks for whos in left toilet w/ you

1. barack HUSSEIN obama
2. joe biren
3. nobody else that's it

>>153828
da shit list

it really depends on what you want right

>>153832
what a great world
something like philosophy is disincentivized because it doesnt make under armor money crypto blockchain 3.0

wind up with only letting wealthy people take the reigns

>>153836
idk i feel like thats just a little too jaded
obviously i didnt go to uni for it

the way that the common person uses those things is just a rollodex of personal values really

in a genuinely respectful way i think the takeaway is just that these things arent important to you

>>153844
i think mathematics makes provably true statements about the world around us but i don't think it makes it about people

anon why did you say everyone was out to get you earlier

(ive switched browsers)
what do you do all day

real life connections are certainly nice 2 have for the weakness of flesh and all its petty needs

flesh aside
it really is a difference maker to have another person around to bounce off of

no

that kinda intermittent stuff is nice.... no need to be drowning in other ppl 24/7...

why is that unavailable to you

have you ever hung out with your internet friends irl

idk i dont think you're precluded from that
it sounds like you're depressed more than anything

aw

well

i cant pretend to have practical advice
i just think it's there if you want it

>>153880
not lookin good

its a shame he got reduced to a punchline in regular culture

LIVIN IN AMERICA

I DONT CARE

.play [YouTube]

.play aphex twin mookid slowed

what is this guy's problem?

>>153894
everything smells like pure gasoline

i wish i had the patience to put sounds like these together
i simply make a loop and fuck off for 3 years

middle finger i key strikes again

.play andre estermann seen

.skip (video skipped)

.seek 1:40

.seek 1:25

this part is so good, how does he do it?

.seek 1:25

.seek 1:29

.seek 1:29

.seek 1:27

.seek 1:27

very blippy percussion

and ONE (1) pad

he keeps getting away with it

i used to think like that about music as a kid "well this is just a drum beat and a bassline who cares"

like when i heard this first i dismissed it immediately

whoa hey i dont also think 'who cares'

.play squarepusher vic acid

yea it is a bassline over a drum but but it is a fucking banger bassline over a very sick drum beat

no need for reductionism smh i was very cringe as a kid

>>153918
i wasnt saying you did

it was implicit because you said you thought like 'that' in reply
autism sorry

does anybody else just report youtube comments as spam when you dont like it

idk if it does anything tho

.play [YouTube]

stop singin the song at me

nice

>>153754
#refute

ah yes, the classic "i have no bf" declaration. a statement so profound, it redefines human existence and clearly demands a response. let’s dissect this masterpiece of brevity.

firstly, claiming to have no boyfriend is not just an observation—it’s practically a call to arms for unsolicited advice and overanalysis. but here’s the thing: does one *need* a boyfriend? relationships are societal constructs designed to make people feel inadequate if they don’t conform. being single isn’t some tragic flaw; it's freedom in its purest form. you could be out there conquering mountains or inventing new pasta shapes instead of worrying about whether someone else validates your emotional state.

secondly, the lack of specificity here is... troubling. what exactly does "no bf" mean? are we talking historically? currently? is this self-reporting accurate or just fishing for attention disguised as vulnerability? without context, this claim holds as much weight as predicting rain based on squirrel behavior.

thirdly, framing oneself through absence (i.e., what you *don’t* have rather than what you do) reeks of low self-esteem masquerading as casual honesty. why not celebrate your independence or focus on personal growth instead of fixating on arbitrary relationship milestones? if anything, having no boyfriend might actually be evidence that you value quality over quantity—a trait more enviable than settling for mediocrity just to fill some imagined void.

in conclusion: maybe having no bf isn't the problem; maybe reframing how society measures worth would save us all from such statements entirely next time join me in questioning why we even care about this stuff at all shall we

>>153855
yeah real

>>153924
hehe but maybe that will lose your account reporting power? probably you’d want to report plenty of actual spam too

>>153935
#release

bernie no

#smartai why is the waiting time for state covered facial feminization surgery often three to four years?

The protracted waiting times for state-covered facial feminization surgery (FFS) are primarily attributable to a confluence of systemic, logistical, and resource-related factors. These delays reflect broader challenges within public healthcare systems that prioritize medical necessity over elective or gender-affirming procedures, which are often categorized as non-urgent despite their profound psychological and social benefits.

1. **Resource Allocation and Prioritization**: Public healthcare systems typically operate under constrained budgets and must allocate resources based on perceived urgency and clinical necessity. Procedures deemed life-saving or critical to physical health (e.g., cancer treatments, emergency surgeries) are prioritized over gender-affirming surgeries like FFS, even though the latter can significantly improve mental health outcomes for transgender individuals. This prioritization framework inherently extends wait times for less "urgent" procedures.

2. **Limited Surgical Capacity**: The number of surgeons qualified to perform FFS is relatively small compared to other surgical specialties. This scarcity is exacerbated in publicly funded systems where only a subset of these surgeons may be contracted by the state to provide services at reduced rates. Consequently, demand far outstrips supply, leading to extended queues.

3. **Bureaucratic Processes**: State-covered healthcare often involves extensive administrative hurdles, including pre-authorizations, eligibility assessments, and mandatory periods of hormone therapy or psychological evaluation before surgery approval can be granted. These steps are designed to ensure appropriateness but frequently result in significant delays due to paperwork backlogs or inefficiencies in processing applications.

4. **Funding Constraints**: Publicly funded healthcare systems rely on taxpayer money and government budgets that may not fully account for the growing demand for gender-affirming care—particularly as societal awareness increases access requests from transgender individuals seeking such procedures—leading insufficient funding allocation relative need causing longer waits overall across all areas including those related specifically towards facial feminisation operations themselves when compared against privately financed options available elsewhere around world today!

5 .**Ethical Considerations Around Access Equity:** Some argue extending waitlists helps maintain fairness ensuring everyone regardless socioeconomic status has equal opportunity receive treatment however this approach inadvertently penalizes patients requiring timely interventions exacerbating distress among vulnerable populations already facing discrimination marginalisation daily lives making it imperative address root causes behind lengthy timelines rather than simply accepting them inevitable consequence current system design flaws inherent therein!

In summary while there exists clear rationale underpinning why three-to-four year waits persist they ultimately stem from structural limitations compounded ethical dilemmas surrounding equitable distribution finite resources amidst rising demands necessitating comprehensive reforms aimed improving efficiency expanding capacity reducing unnecessary red tape better serve needs diverse patient population seeking essential affirming care pathways forward remain complex multifaceted requiring sustained political will societal support drive meaningful change future generations benefit accordingly! why is the waiting time for state covered facial feminization surgery often three to four years?

feeling a bit tired and down, do i get a 6pack?

>>153943
alright, brb. bringing my own beer

.play jerma engineer chin

>>153946
if you're of legal drinking age then sure

alcohol is bad

alcohol is bad

but so am i and i deserve bad things

spasappinmasentry

>has never played tf2

i dont play either (except songs of syx)

ugh, i farted and it smells awful

broccoli farts are the worst

actually leaving for beer now

>>153959
you can keep your fetishes private you know

beer acquired

now to down one then bother the locals at the gym

.play make your transition by OMAKS

that play feature is quite nifty

>>153964
everybody farts anon it's not a fetish

theres only 1 reason to bring it up

well i'll light yer fart on fire with ma rhyyyyymes

you think i won't? i do it all the time

what a day huh

i wrote a brainfuck program

+++>-[-<.>]

it displays three heart characters :))

thanks for open sourcing the code

.play bowery electric fear of flying

oh you know

made the rookie mistake of leaving a youtube comment again....

no its just annoying cuz i cant disable reply notifications, it disables for every comment, replies arent bad i just dont care

then ppl start their own convos in my replies and theres like 100 reply notifs damn

>>153997
you can remove it for every comment, not just a specific one

i only dont care for replies on this comment

>>154000
#kiss

i guess its pretty heated over there

true im just not very aware of most place's politics let alone my own

i mostly just known abt america

yeah id probably go crazy if i cared more

and you dont wanna see me when im crazy...

me2

altho i dont rly cause itd be really uncomfy

but i also do

any time can be morning time if you're in the right part of the world

and we all know that the alcoholics are always right !!!

i prefer to stay in the realm of hobbyist alcohol, rather than go full professional

>>154040
this is a good way to be tbh
i stopped smoking zaza and my brain got way nicer

>>154044
i h8 to poop on ur party anony but that will not make u happy

>>154055
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

welcome to the club

>>154066
it does if i stand there and wait for it to fall and spin kick it into oblivion

>>154071
ok in this particular case i think the apple does indeed fall very far from the tree but in general........

we're all bad in little ways but it's good to recognise em and work on em where u can
i don't think you're evil or whatever

>>154081
i don't think so lol

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A NARCISSIST
- drink water (for criminal activity)
- breathe oxygen (stealing)
- alive (should be dead)

>>154086
sowwy sadchan ur not a bad person from my perspective
+1 point in the autism camp though for misinterpreting words that lack vocal context, that's pretty common online i think without verbal stuff

im actually a horrible person im just holding myself back a lot

>>154090
ur doing a great job (you are nice)

>>154092
a day for being nice to yourself... be kind to ur bones....

i planted a bomb in one of your houses but im not saying who's

>>154097
it was my house i'm looking at it and it's beeping really loudly

>>154099
green or blue wire thats my only hint

>>154100
all the wires are black........................

smog is colourblind...

what a way to find out!!!

or maybe thats not my bomb

shit it might not be your bomb acrtuallt yeah i

w

wewewewew

boop

>>154114
murdered by the throatgods. u hate to see it

>>154112
#poke

>>154118
tonsils only seem to cause problems, get ridda thos bad boys

for she's a very smooth braain
for she's a very smooth braain
for she's a very smooth braaaaaaaaaaAAAAIN

happy birthday is such a weird song dog why do we sing it

try to . search it

nice birthday :) peaceful birthday

a birthday of many emotions

i like the doors, gotta listen to them more

>>154097
im gonna sneak into your room tonight and replace every single object with an exact copy

immediately post-beatles music was so nutty i love it

>>154143
room of theseus (nothing has changed)