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1.229% boogery!boymodewng
>>154355
>i'm on mobile rn
no you're not why are you literally lying
>>154361
SadChan🍉🍉
#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
*{
bgwhite fgwhite
SadChan🍉🍉
UIGEYHOFHS:LIGHLKSJHGKLJSHGKJHSG
>>154365
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size: 20px;
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154365
im ascended beyond fed and become mortal operative of the angels
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
bimper speepo
i already miss big time
anon## global mod
fiiiine
smog
bigtime was good bring back bigtime
SadChan🍉🍉
egijuhwejghkjweg
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size: 18px;
bimper speepo
wheres big time
smog
THE FANS DEMAND BIGTIMR
smog
BIGTIME YAY
anon
wonderful
smog
i'm so big
bimper speepo
oh its freaken big time
SadChan🍉🍉
BIG TEXT TIME
smog
my text is so large
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
margin-left: 2px;
>>154390
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154389
please make the bg white and the text white
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-color: black;
bimper speepo
finally ,
SadChan🍉🍉
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
smog
╰(‵□′)╯
SadChan🍉🍉
LIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOWLIBLANG SIGNATURES NOW
anon
#cleartheme
bimper speepo
noooo
bimper speepo
nooo
smog
the party is over...
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size 16
bimper speepo
back to chump time
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size: 16;
>>154413
SadChan🍉🍉
Features melonburger.org needs:
emojis, uploadable to ur custom boards and used cross board
liblang signatures as an enableable option on boards (and enabled on lgbt)
ooption to delete posts when u upload the wrong image or fuck up a post
bimper speepo
#theme (only staff can use this command on this board) song
1.228% boogery!boymodewng
smog sux
>>154417
SadChan🍉🍉
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") 🍉 🍉 🍉 🍉 🍉
bimper speepo
oh my gods it s furekang big tim
SadChan🍉🍉
#🍉 🍉 / 🍉 / 🍉 / 🍉 / 🍉
SadChan🍉🍉
#poll 🍉 / 🍉 / 🍉 / 🍉 / 🍉 / 🍉
1.226% boogery!boymodewng
FUCK you
SadChan🍉🍉
FUCK that was harddd
smog
middle melon
SadChan🍉🍉
oooo middle melon strong 2day
bimper speepo
middle melon
SadChan🍉🍉
MIDDLE MELON POPPING OFF
smog
middle melon POWER
smog
>>154415
this is a dangerous meal you are cooking
SadChan🍉🍉
MELONPOG 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
smog
upper middle melon has one friend
>>154436
SadChan🍉🍉
CHAIN FREEZE LOL
smog
oh i guess you can't freeze mods
SadChan🍉🍉
yea immune
bimper speepo
mod do it
bimper speepo
please
smog
DO IT
1.225% boogery!boymodewng
when does the poll expire
>>154455
bimper speepo
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bimper speepo
oh this si righteous
smog
OH YEAH BABY
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
smog
truly hideous
smog
the four corner glegle potion
1.224% boogery!boymodewng
when does thei poll exipire...
>>154464
smog
>>154463
i think it defaults to like5 mins
smog
octavarium orchesTRAAA
1.223% boogery!boymodewng
okok i have a poll when this is done
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
smog
this is how the website should always look
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
smog
bideo grunabailable
smog
.skip (voted to skip this video)
SadChan🍉🍉
.SKIP
SadChan🍉🍉
WTF
smog
whoa all caps ski[p
smog
.SKIP
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (video skipped)
smog
weird
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (video skipped)
smog
like a force skip
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
margin-top: -25px;
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
smog
>>154485
you can never predict the worms action
shrimp
WHAT IS GOING ON
shrimp
chat
shrimp
chat
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
1.221% boogery!boymodewng
>>154490
it literally is her fault
shrimp
chat
shrimp
chat
shrimp
i did my ranked placements in ow2 guess what
smog
this is a powerful combination
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
>>154502
shrimp
image.png
straight to fucking diamond 5
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154500
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smog
is diamond the one that's like below fifteen other ranks
>>154518
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
shrimp
#cleartheme
bimper speepo
noo
SadChan🍉🍉
i like the glegle with her umbrella so cute :)
1.220% boogery!boymodewng
#poll boojer is the most mature libpoler/yes/no/100%/pretty much/accurate/true
1.219% boogery!boymodewng
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS VOTED NO
>>154513
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
wow... btfo. i voted pretty much tho
1.218% boogery!boymodewng
WHICH FOUR OF YOU VOTED NO
anon## global mod
why are we still centered...
>>154517
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
>>154519
smog
>>154516
a good potion with nice potions
1.217% boogery!boymodewng
MODS I DEMAND YOU RELEASE WHO VOTED FOR WHAT IN THE POLL I NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THEM
>>154522
shrimp
depending on the season its like top 17-5%
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154520
WHAT IS THIS POTION
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
anon## global mod
oh i understand what has been done lmfao
garry## 's mod
the theme is unclearable. it's permanent.
>>154527
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154526
WHAT IS THIS POTION
anon## global mod
well if we're already here...
#theme
*{
transform: scaleX(1.3);
transform: scaleY(0.8);
font-family: serif;
border: 3px solid red;
transform: skew(0.95,1.05);
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
>>154530
smog
>>154529
is the potion in the room with us now
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
smog
.play mort garson plantasia
>>154543
1.216% boogery!boymodewng
smog what did you vote on the poll
1.215% boogery!boymodewng
tell me
smog
i voted "pretty much" but that's cause i didn't see the "no" option in time
SadChan🍉🍉
i voted prety much as well
1.214% boogery!boymodewng
that's literally not possible
1.213% boogery!boymodewng
#poll boojer is the most mature libpoler/yes/no/100%/pretty much/accurate/true
1.212% boogery!boymodewng
ok but how is there 5 votes for no if you guys voted for pretty much
>>154541
SadChan🍉🍉
i voted yes
smog
>>154539
i just voted for no right now #rekt (172)
1.211% boogery!boymodewng
no i voted for yes
>>154545
shrimp
i voted no
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154542
WHAT IS THIS POTION
1.210% boogery!boymodewng
why did you guys vote no
SadChan🍉🍉
i voted yes
shrimp
youre not THE most mature libpoller
1.209% boogery!boymodewng
also why is my poll not lasting for 5 minuites its like 10 seconds
>>154552
smog
one of but not the most mature libber
SadChan🍉🍉
loris is the most mature melonburger
shrimp
>>154549
because it covers the entire thread
shrimp
in this configuration
smog
mods are censoring boojer
smog
#poll riot?/yes/yes
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
1.208% boogery!boymodewng
well don't use the thread thing in this configureation put it back to the normal one
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154556
just hit hide pol
SadChan🍉🍉
low pwer level user............
shrimp
oh right
SadChan🍉🍉
terrible mod
anon
#poll who is the prettiest wormie april/lori/saddie/boog/anon/everyone
anon## global mod
waoe my theme is being overridden :(
SadChan🍉🍉
i said everyone :)
smog
>>154566
hmm unusual.... idk why it ate ur theme tbh
bimper speepo
>>154566
can you make all posts upside down please
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154568
actually i voted lori u fucking lier
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
shrimp
the last time i played comp on dps it took me like 50 games to get to gold
smog
>>154571
\\fedora, 3d model, blender
#give
shrimp
now i just get placed diamond 5
anon
wow very dangerous poll
1.207% boogery!boymodewng
>>154580
of course you would wear a fedora
SadChan🍉🍉
>>154578
very high res fedora
anon
.play seapower whirling-in-rags 8am
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SadChan🍉🍉
kill it
smog
.play shintaro sakamoto lets dance raw
anon## global mod
R U READY FOR THIS
#theme
*{
transform: scaleX(1.3);
transform: scaleY(0.8);
font-family: serif;
border: 3px solid red;
transform: skew(0.95,1.05);
>>154595>>154599
bimper speepo
lol where did you go
>>154594
anon## global mod
what ..... stop messing with me other mods
smog
>>154590
it's not even recognising the #theme command.....
smog
wtf can i #theme now
smog
#theme
* {
border: 2px red solid;
}
SadChan🍉🍉
#theme
butts butts butts
bimper speepo
#theme song
shrimp
dsjghklsdfjhgklsdjfhglksjdfhglksjdfhgkjdfhgkdjfgldjkfhgslkjfhgklsdjfhgkjdflsjdfhglkjsdhflkgjhdkfjghdlskjfhglksdjfhgjdkflskjfhgskdjfhgkdjfglsjfdhgdsjfksldjfkhgdkjfglgskjfhgksljdfhglkdjfhglksdjfhgkljdfhgjdlskjfhgkdsdlkfgjhdskfjghlksdjfhgsdkjghdkfjsl
anon
stop messing with me other mods arrrrrrg
bimper speepo
oh no
shrimp
fdjkghdkfjhgkdjfhgkdjfhgkdjfhgjdkfjghdkfjghdfkjhgfjdkfjghdkfjghjfdkjfghdkfjghkdjfhgkdfjhfkdjghkdjfhgkdjfhgkdjfhgkjdhgkjdfhgkjhfgkjdfhgkjfhjdkgfjkdhgkdfjgkhdkfjhgkfdjhgkjdfhgkjdfhgkdjfhgkdjfghkdjfhgkdjfhgkdjfgh
bimper speepo
#theme
*{
transform: scaleX(1.3);
transform: scaleY(0.8);
font-family: serif;
border: 3px solid red;
transform: skew(0.95,1.888);
smog
haha
SadChan🍉🍉
woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
anon
LMAO
SadChan🍉🍉
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
smog
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
TRON MODER
anon
WHAT IS HAPPENING
shrimp
tgus===ig
anon
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
smog
this is danger
SadChan🍉🍉
c
SadChan🍉🍉
can some1 tell me what is this potion
bimper speepo
this is amazing
smog
ehehehe
smog
i love this FUCKED UPW EBSITES
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
>>154626
smog
.play what is this potion
SadChan🍉🍉
minecraft drink . wav
bimper speepo
>>154627
well you better go catch it !!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
1.205% boogery!boymodewng
it's real
SadChan🍉🍉
its not
bimper speepo
#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
>>154639
SadChan🍉🍉
its not
SadChan🍉🍉
ur a bvig babby boober ur a babby its not realll
SadChan🍉🍉
liar liar liar lair
1.204% boogery!boymodewng
>>154640
the fact that you have to ask me for a link shows your immaturity .... i would know since i'm platnimum ranked majority
>>154643>>154645
smog
>>154642
you need to LINK the personality test so EVERYONE can do it or else you're SMELLY STINKY BRAT
SadChan🍉🍉
BOOGLER BOOBER BOOBLER BOOGBLER
anon
>>154642
that clears it up then, thank you
1.203% boogery!boymodewng
maturity*
>>154647
smog
>>154646
only children worry about maturity #rekt (173)
bimper speepo
bab bab bab bab bab babb babb bab bab babababab bab abba baba bababababa babababab abb ab ab ab ab ab bbabbaba
shrimp
bababooe
smog
ba ba bab ababab ababa babab ab babababab ab abababab aba
shrimp
y
shrimp
#fireworks
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
shrimp
#fireworks
bimper speepo
ohhhh yea its WIDE mode
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
shrimp
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
.play bulb mental universe
smog
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
smog
this is danger
bimper speepo
babababababababbbabababaababababwwoowoowowoowowowoewewewewwowowowowowowowoweweeeewewwowowowowowoowowo
smog
lol
smog
everyone is flat as a pancake
1.201% boogery!boymodewng
this is annoying
anon
ri
SadChan🍉🍉
i cant use the website like this....
1.200% boogery!boymodewng
i'm fine with the normal centered theme but this is just irritating
>>154689
shrimp
i hope youre able to reach the css to dix this
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT IS THIS POTION
1.199% boogery!boymodewng
>>154678
>hope
i would respond but i literally can't because the mobecause i can't read it because someone is fucking with the website for no reason lole
SadChan🍉🍉
if people r talking 2 me i cant see what ur saying
bimper speepo
#catbounce >^•-•^<
smog
holy shit
anon## global mod
#fireworks
smog
#fireworks
smog
i love css
1.197% boogery!boymodewng
ok anyways you immature babies beat my score
smog
>>154669
i don't think it was meant to be readable it was meant to be FUN boomer
>>154690
1.196% boogery!boymodewng
>>154689
but not being able to read on an image board isn't very fun...
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
funny, i was looking at car stuff and i noticed that i like driving but i hate transit, i love cars but i hate maintaining them.
tbh it is better to either have an EV, a chaffeur or simply use public transport/bike
anon## global mod
booj destroyed with fun and sillyness
1.195% boogery!boymodewng
i could just b cringe i have no problem accepting that
>>154694>>154700
anon## global mod
i actually dont know how to decenter it so you guys are stuck with this until whatever goober mod did this comes back xD
anon
lovely.
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
anon
dont, centering things is peak web design
anon
center everything
1.193% boogery!boymodewng
>>154700
well that's just wrong
bimper speepo
#t8ball ()
smog
#t8tball right facing
smog
fuck i always do that
smog
#t8ball () RIGHT
1.191% boogery!boymodewng
>>154705
that's definitely something a bronze ranked maturerer would say
>>154716
SadChan🍉🍉
i will come back when the website is usuablee
1.190% boogery!boymodewng
smh amrite
smog
>>154714
i wanted right facing potato but instead got the omegarare minecraft potato......
anon
bronze age boomer
1.189% boogery!boymodewng
>>154716
platnimum is one of the top ranks in leage
>>154725
shrimp
diamond
1.188% boogery!boymodewng
>>154720
lol you wish
1.187% boogery!boymodewng
i'm challenger maturity
>>154726
1.186% boogery!boymodewng
>>154726
i am proud of you
1.185% boogery!boymodewng
>>154725
well your dad was saying i was mature while me and him were having sex
>>154731
shrimp
ive never been this highly ranked in anything in my life...
1.184% boogery!boymodewng
so #owned (175)
anon
>>154728
my dad is basically an asshole, so his opinion doesnt matter to me
>>154733
bimper speepo
androgynon
smog
>>154731
all you need to have sex is an asshole so i think he got it covered
>>154737
shrimp
well you also need something to put in the asshole
>>154735
shrimp
presumably, i wouldnt know
>>154738
smog
>>154737
#edit add a "h" between "bru" and "tus"
smog
ai is so slow.... deepseek got us on the high latency drop...
smog
>>154747
you're never around!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shrimp
true im always busy playing viderogames...
smog
me and ai got very different notions of chastity
shrimp
i mean that cage sure will keep them chaste
smog
locking my sub in the skeleton mask wire prison to prevent them from having sex
>>154756
bimper speepo
>>154755
what if you get hungry ?
smog
>>154757
like indiana jones or that guy frm fallout 3
bimper speepo
#meanai write greentext story about sub in a fridge

>be me
>fridge tech for hire, fixing broken appliances all day
>get call about a sub that stopped working in some dude's fridge
>think he means submarine sandwich, sounds like an easy job

>"is there anything else not working? freezer cold?"

>"nope everything is fine except the sub"

>show up at his place, open fridge expecting to see sad wilted lettuce and soggy bread
>instead find ACTUAL SUBMARINE sitting on the bottom shelf like it owns the place
>bros got a literal yellow torpedo chilling next to the milk cartons wtf

>"uh... sir why is there a submarine in your fridge?"

>"it keeps my drinks cold"

>[mfw](https://myfacewhen.net/) this guy thinks submarines are just fancy ice packs
write greentext story about sub in a fridge
smog
[mfw](https://myfacewhen.net)
shrimp
#meanai write a greentext story about a sub (submissive person) in a fridge

>be me
>mid 20s, full-time submissive
>got this thing for being controlled or some shit idk therapists hate me
>bored one day, scrolling through fetlife
>find this domme who's into "unconventional storage solutions"
>>>tfw no clue what that means but i'm in too deep to ask questions

>>captcha includes sending her a pic of my fridge so she can "approve it" wtf.jpg

>>she says it's perfect and invites me over next weekend

>>fast forward to saturday night at her place
>>she blindfolds me and tells me to strip down
>"i'll take care of you from here," she purrs (red flag #27)

>>next thing i know, she shoves a ball gag in my mouth and positions me vertically inside the fridge. WTF

>>door closes. suddenly realize what "storage solutions" meant. fml.

>>spend the next three hours chilling like a leftover pizza while she watches tv
>>every time i whimper for air, she cracks the door open just enough to let out the cold air but not enough for ME TO ESCAPE

>finally lets me out after episode 5 of some reality show
>"good boy," she says as I collapse on the floor half-frozen

>never went back but still think about that shit every time I grab an ice cube
write a greentext story about a sub (submissive person) in a fridge
anon
automating anon away
smog
write a greenste
bimper speepo
#meanai write a seductive greentext story about mom giving you your estrogen shot in a fridge

> be me
> closeted trans girl living with mom
> haven't come out yet but she knows something's up
> been sneaking estrogen shots in the fridge for weeks
> one day she opens fridge and sees syringe labeled "estradiol"
>"what the hell is this?"
> panic.exe starts running
>"uhhh it’s... uh... experimental b12 shots? for energy?"
>mom squints suspiciously
>"you sure about that, sweetie?"
>[oh fuck oh fuck](shitshitshit)
>"yeah totally i just felt tired lately so..."

she grabs the syringe, cool as ice
"you know, if you wanted to look more like your aunt linda, you could've just told me."
my jaw drops
turns out SHE'S been on hrt since before i was born
lmao guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tranny tree
now we do our weekly tiddy skittles picnic together
still feel dumb tho
write a seductive greentext story about mom giving you your estrogen shot in a fridge
shrimp
she purrs (red flag #27)
anon
lmao im not gonna do it i cant lmao

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