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fujo
>>159858
can u teach me the esoteric knowledge of existing without other people knowing about you?
anon
so basically the first thing you need to do is stop responding to all of your friends family and loved ones and disappear completely from the public eye
>>159869>>159874
KittyBluminati
damn that is some crazy shit, homosexuality was only legalized in 2003 thats so crazy, just barely over 20 years ago... little unsettling
KittyBluminati
in murrica i mean
>>159870
anon
its late so its probably not a great representation of traffic
KittyBluminati
>>159864
THIS busy
#tireiron
KittyBluminati
>>159867
sorry just the face pull made me tireiron... *Soothes your tireiron wounds*
anon
>>159869
im sorry you feel that way, its probably not truly the case
anon
if you truly are a fujo my only impression of you is that you are Awesome
fujo
>>159873
honestly? stuff is going well. i guess that's sorta what's freaking me out...
anon
skill issue
anon
i suppose it is.
anon
the retard urge to switch majors
anon
from what to what
anon
electrical engineering to music school lmao
anon
thats a pretty big jump lol
anon
yeah i wont do it... i just wish i could make money playing guitar...
anon
how far into the engineering program are u
anon
end of the first semester
anon
im OLD tho
fujo
i hate first semester gamerbro students, they're awful
anon
im really getting up there too. 21 years old my back is killing me
>>159893
fujo
>>159890
dats not u, if what you're saying is true, you're too old for that (which is great)
>>159896
anon
>>159891
>waaaaah i just came out of the womb im soo old
anon
if you dont have a life plan by the time you are 5 months in the womb it's OVER for you you will NEVER MAKE IT
anon
>spent my time as a toddler sleeping instead of buying land
anon
>>159892
youre never too old for anything, which is a double-edged sword
>>159897
fujo
>>159896
oh no u misunderstand, a lot of like the "gamerbro student" thingy i mentioned is like, part of being very immature / young.
anon
what do you even mean by that
>>159899
fujo
>>159898
people who study compsci related stuff because they play games and they think that's the same thing or smthn.
Yes, that exists.
>>159900
anon
>>159899
huh. never encountered people like this. my fellow students can be divided into the following categories

>smart and arrogant people who want to go far
>people with work experience who dont actually care about the subject but want to get the piece of paper so that they can make more money
>people who sit in the back and never pay attention to anything, why are they even here
>>159903>>159901
fujo
>>159900
i formally don't study, i just sit in lectures i find interesting.
but i've had multiple occasions of ppl. like.. eating junkfood and watching twitch streams while in the lecture.. sitting behind me
>>159904
anon
#t8ball ()
fujo
>>159900
yea ok but like, imagine type 3, but actively annoying to everyone around them, that's what i mean
>>159906
fujo
>>159904
it's not really being smart, i just like to listen to people who know what they're talking about, besides it's less lonely than sitting alone at home....
anon
>>159903
ah i guess we have some of those, i just dont think theyre stereotypical games
nonners
#say yale is no different than hamas
nonners
#say yale is no different than hamas
anon
>>159790
I mean, even if I get ffs, I'll still have that long tranny face. Even if you smoothen the ridges and all.
>>159911
anon
chatroom goodmorning
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#gleegloo
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#gleegloo
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glayglay
na-bee-eh (nadie)
:
fujo
ALL MY APES ARE GONE
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
ALL MY WORMS ARE GONE!
anon
non-fungible worms
anon
#t8ball ()
ivory
hello
shimp
I hate English class I hate English class I hate English class I hate English class I hate English class I hate English class
>>159941>>159946
nonners
hivory
nonners
>>159938
you literally speak english why do you need an english class
>>159947
nonners
we shouldnt have to have classes for our first languages, doesnt make sense
>>159943
nonners
>>159942
#editai replace second have with take
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>159937
holy shit hihihi ivory
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>159949
YOU WILL!
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
english is dumb easy
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
at least ur not studying latin adjacent languages
shimp
it's like. it's not like im studying the language. it's just like writing essays and doing presentations and cringe stuff like that that I hate
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
nvm its shit
i also hate it
essays and presentation UGH
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
stupid class
shimp
meow
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
#ksay meow
nonners
#ai is yale any different than hamas?

yale is a university in the us, focused on education and research. hamas is a palestinian political and military organization involved in governance and armed conflict. they serve completely different purposes and operate in vastly different contexts. comparing the two doesn't make sense. if you're asking about specific policies, ideologies, or actions, it'd be clearer to narrow the question. is yale any different than hamas?
nonners
>doesnt know
nonners
.play yale is no different than hamas
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
lmao
nonners
hmm
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
hmm
shimp
hmm
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
so when will yale take over the states?
nonners
anyday now
shimp
Yale?
shimp
oh is it a reference to the video
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
yeah
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
.play blood mary
shimp
h
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
h
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
i have a bad habit of reading too many things at the same time and i always end up overwhelmed by it.
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
no wonder why my mind is always confused and half learned concepts
anon
well, first exam over. it went... well, worse than i expected, but ill be ok. 3 more to go
>>159980
nonners
i keep getting this ad on yt mobile with 2 cute girls telling me to go to church and jesus will provide love and comfort
>>159981
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>159979
demiurge propaganda nonna, dont believe it
anon
>>159980
ty ty

so we got an alarm earlier during thr exam, and apparently there are people running amok in the city RIGHT NOW
>>159983
shrimp
.play perc city
anon
>>159983
nope, some fuckwit intentionally rammed into a carnival parade, killing two people and injuring many others

and apparently theres 5-8 people running amok in the rest of the city, thats the rumor at least

holy fuck im so glad i didnt take the tram today, i wouldve been downtown at the EXACT moment of the attack holy fuck
>>159988
anon
welp time to get groceries
>>159987
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>>159988
is it not normal in euriope?
anon
>>159988
its getting more common
ive never been this close personally
anon
im trying out the zen browser
nonners
its me nonners
nonners
waow, the UI feels so slick
0.993% boogery!boymodewng
zen bowser?
nonners
nvm it sucks
0.992% boogery!boymodewng
what does it look like???
0.991% boogery!boymodewng
you can't just say that without showing a picture
nonners
>>159999
#editai change cant with can
nonners
i just want a firefox fork that doesnt crash is that too much to ask for damn
0.990% boogery!boymodewng
it's definitely interesting..
0.989% boogery!boymodewng
what happens if you have a lot of tabs
nonners
it explodes
0.988% boogery!boymodewng
idk i've just been using firefox and it works fine for me
0.987% boogery!boymodewng
what's wrong with plain ol' firefox
>>160008
nonners
>>160006
it crashes, please refer to my previous post
nonners
if you would
nonners
youre probably on windows
0.986% boogery!boymodewng
oh yeah that makes sense then i am on windows
shrimp
windows users haha
nonners
youre one
shrimp
for now
shrimp
my OS is fluid
nonners
also notice how small the url bar is, which i thought was cool but then i sometimes need to see the url and i have to click on it now, which is lame, also there are no horizontal tabs allowed (yet)
0.985% boogery!boymodewng
yeah i don't think it looks berry good imo
shrimp
i just use firefox
nonners
firefox will soon start selling your data they updated their TOS
shrimp
wait they dont sell my data?
nonners
exactly
nonners
another firefox fork i tried, Floorp had a different problem, scrolling would just stop randomly after a few hours and i had to restart
shrimp
maybe ill jkust stop browsing the internet
0.984% boogery!boymodewng
image.png
cuz i feel like if i used it the sidebar thing would be really annoying
>>160026
shrimp
get off 4chan
nonners
>>160024
its actually way better when you have lots of tabs open cuz you can see more of the tab title
nonners
in horizontal they get squished
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i just memorize where my tabs are tbh
0.982% boogery!boymodewng
first left half is like google stuff then its shopping stuff and then its social media nad then the last half is typeracer at least on main monitor
0.981% boogery!boymodewng
and well the spreadsheets but the spreadsheets are apart of typeracer stuff
nonners
what
nonners
and you always have those tabs open, nothing more
0.980% boogery!boymodewng
what do you mean
nonners
you said youve memorized them
0.979% boogery!boymodewng
well i like categorize them
nonners
like these are the only tabs you ever use
i like sad things
browser tab mind palace
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but i mean i never close any of the google stuff or shopping or social media or the spreadsheets or at least 1 tab of typeracer
shrimp
i only have 2 tabs open ever. libpol and youtube
>>160044
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and then the leftscreen is youtube + whatever videos + piracy website + piracy website + manga + netflix + any document that i need to be able to find easily because it's less cluttered than the main screen
shrimp
2
i like sad things
2
i like sad things
SHRIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLPLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
nonners
.play every house episode ever
i like sad things
SHRIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>160061>>160048
nonners
this show has 9.1 imdb wtf is it actually good
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it depends
shrimp
is this really what being shot is like
nonners
>has not tried the medicine drug
i like sad things
this is a classic video
i like sad things
you are a black man
nonners
>dont care lmao
shrimp
more mouse bites
i like sad things
like i said it is a classic video
shrimp
yiuyre a ckassuc vudie
i like sad things
shrimppp want to play magvel wivalssss
shrimp
no i dont like it
0.974% boogery!boymodewng
you do like it
i like sad things
okkk
shrimp
i did try it again and its just.... not very good
i like sad things
did spiderman kill u
>>160071
nonners
.play the man who saved tf2
shrimp
>>160067
no it just like the gamefeel sucks
anon
it only took me 6 hours to configure it to run on my linux system :')
shrimp
the shooting and movement doesnt feel good its so clunky
>>160076
0.972% boogery!boymodewng
>>160073
the shooting and movenemnt does feel good it's so smooth
0.970% boogery!boymodewng
>>160075
if you can't run it
0.969% boogery!boymodewng
>>160079
i'm not gonna ban you
shrimp
i know
0.968% boogery!boymodewng
you don't know
anon
>>160077
made my mobile game deevlopmers
i like sad things
xD
0.966% boogery!boymodewng
>>160088
#unsmite
shrimp
videogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames
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writingseriousnesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
strawberry smoothie with condensed milk. yep diabetes speedrun time
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#ai what is the opposite of sauce

the opposite of sauce would probably be something dry or unseasoned—like plain bread or unsauced pasta. sauce adds flavor and moisture, so its opposite would lack those qualities. what is the opposite of sauce
0.962% boogery!boymodewng
what
0.961% boogery!boymodewng
why is ai broken
0.960% boogery!boymodewng
>>160094
you're not goatedf with the bread
SadChan🍉🍉
SHRIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>160107>>160104
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>>160101
BAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>160102
#ai what is the opposite of shrimp

the opposite of shrimp could be understood in a few ways:

1. size-wise: something huge like a whale or elephant
2. direction-wise: something that swims or moves in the opposite direction, like a fish going upstream
3. metaphorically: something tough or aggressive, like a shark

it really depends on the context of "opposite" you're thinking of. what is the opposite of shrimp
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>>160105
ur so bad
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>>160102
WHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>160110
ur so happy
0.954% boogery!boymodewng
>>160109
from undersleep
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>>160108
why didn't they put in senna
SadChan🍉🍉
i like Senna from league she is one of my favorites :3
SadChan🍉🍉
its cool how u get more range over the game
shrimp
you just cant sit in turret form 24/7 without moving now
>>160118
SadChan🍉🍉
its a good thing ig xD
SadChan🍉🍉
ADD PVE
shrimp
no in ow1 he had the stationary turret form
shrimp
now he has temp mobile form
shrimp
maybe that was alreayd in 1
shrimp
but yeah its literally just ow1 with 1 tank
shrimp
theyre adding 6v6 again tho
SadChan🍉🍉
no what im saying is
SadChan🍉🍉
standing still they removed thatttt
SadChan🍉🍉
and its lame
SadChan🍉🍉
i wanna be a turret
SadChan🍉🍉
tankw as ult
nonners
zen sux, back to vivaldi for now...
ivory
hello again
nonners
hivory
nonners
.play yale is no different than hamas
shrimp
Yale is no different than Hamas
nonners
Yale is no different than Hamas.
shrimp
Hm
nonners
HM.
SadChan🍉🍉
Yale is no different than Hamas.
nonners
god life is so boring
shrimp
bale is bo bifferent bhan bamas
nonners
wish i could whistle
anon
you can learn
nonners
no i cant, nothing is learned, you know everything once youre born
anon
...
nonners
.play david lynch not that kinda funny
anon
kale is no different than kamala
>>160149
shrimp
>>160150
>#slap
>
>anon
>now
>160150
#slap
anon
ow ok that ha d alittle weight behind it with all those quotes
shrimp
wait what
anon
the additional weight of ur post makes the slap more impactful, more powerful, more destructive
shrimp
nono somethign weird happened
>>160158
anon
mysterious.....
anon
is the weird thing in the room with us right now
nonners
>>160155
you were quoting a bunch of stuff i saw it
anon
>republicans lied - this is a mistake that will fuck them up
since when have political lies come back to bite someone.... never ever...
shrimp
yeah it copies everything then when i type it cuts most of it
>>160162
anon
>>160161
where does it copy from? happens to me all the time too but randomly even without selecting stuff...
shrimp
highlighter text
anon
mmmm
shrimp
if you highlight text and click a post to quote it pastes it all
anon
bazed
shrimp
ur bazed
anon
we're all one species - the based species
anon
gz on ur bball skills also
anon
i think the red edge appears when someone quotes you but then deletes the quote
now it's red
and the quote is gone but it's still red for you specifically
shrimp
interesting
shrimp
ooo lets test something
shrimp
wait no
shrimp
is this red for you anon
shrimp
and is this one red
shrimp
ohh ok
shrimp
so it just shows the you bar even if the you is deleted
anon
yeah it's funkalicious like that
i guess the code keeps track of who your post has you'd to show them the bar, but doesn't un-youificate itself after quote is gone...
shrimp
cant believe we've only just noticed this
>>160191
anon
this site holds many terrific and terrible secrets
anon
sad
shrimp
woah
SadChan🍉🍉
#catbounce >^•-•^<
nonners
>>160181
IT WAS ME I NOTICED IT. make sure to inlcude me in the credits
>>160195
SadChan🍉🍉
#catbounce >^•-•^<
shrimp
oh it gets bigger big pizza
SadChan🍉🍉
yea
SadChan🍉🍉
it slowly grows
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>>160195
i will not include you in the soil repo–
>>160200
0.950% boogery!boymodewng
t
0.949% boogery!boymodewng
i will not include you in the soil manifesto
shrimp
t
shrimp
soiik
shrimp
the soil manifesto
nonners
>>160195
i also demant 20% share of the company
shrimp
done
shrimp
the are 0 shares so you now have 20%
nonners
very well
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you're just gonna accept that????
0.947% boogery!boymodewng
kill shrimp they're like not able to defend themselves
>>160212
anon
>>160211
#replace the word shrimp with an ethnic minority of your choosing (i absolve myself of the word you–
>>160213
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>>160212
#HALT
anon
grr
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#owned (187) ered
anon
what is a Hmong
0.944% boogery!boymodewng
The Hmong are an indigenous ethnic group of people who live in the mountains of Southeast Asia and Southern China. They are also found in the United States, Canada, Australia, and other countries
anon
how could you advocate for the death of hmong boojer.... so terrible...
0.943% boogery!boymodewng
why are we watchingh fucking npr
anon
big lady aoc on the wormwatch
SadChan🍉🍉
liberals love NPC
>>160224
shrimp
i hate politicians
anon
even b*rnie s*nders ?
shrimp
yeah why is he any different than the rest
anon
idk i like that he's an old man but not right-wing i guess
shrimp
thats not bad
shrimp
but he is a politician so he still made a HUGE mistake
anon
when the politicians are wiped out in 2037 he's gonna be sorry he ever made that choice
nonners
still shoutout to politicians tho, someone has to do it
shrimp
no one needs to do anything!!!
nonners
yet you still do things
shrimp
curious
SadChan🍉🍉
>>160224
i meant to say Liberals love NPR lol
anon
o i didn't even realise you said npc... saw n and p and mind said "yep that's it"
shrimp
i thought you called aoc an npc
anon
they do both have the same last initial................
SadChan🍉🍉
AoC spitting
shrimp
whats she spitting on
SadChan🍉🍉
you
SadChan🍉🍉
HWAAAAACK PTUH
shrimp
oh no not my thang...
anon
the hawk tua meme was never funny and i dont know why it got so popular. there i said it
>>160247>>160249
SadChan🍉🍉
people have made spitting sounds for literally 5000 years probalby 50000 years
anon
>>160245
it's true it's a bad meme that just got rly popular for sex reasons i guess
anon
how do people kee p pushing this fucked up educational programming tool beyond its limits
>>160255
SadChan🍉🍉
i mean flash is the same way
SadChan🍉🍉
flash has its origins in spreadsheet management...
anon
tru but like flash feels stronger than scratch in a lotta ways... scratch is crazy...
SadChan🍉🍉
i messed around in flash and it was sooooo ohorrible to do anything lol
anon
tru flash is horrific idk how anyone did anything
anon
i'm glad it died even though it took a lot of games with it
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