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na-bee-eh (nadie)
THE GOAAAAAAAAT
anon
#ai describe a scenario of glegle playing with a cucumber with her feet

glegle sits on the floor, a cucumber rolling lazily between their feet. their silly grin spreads wide as they flick it with a toe, sending it spinning. they giggle, then pounce, scooping it up and balancing it precariously on one foot. the cucumber wobbles, but glegle’s quick reflexes keep it from falling. they kick it gently into the air, catching it with both feet, then roll it back and forth like a tiny ball. their tail twitches with excitement, and they suddenly toss the cucumber high, catching it mid-air with their feet in a goofy, triumphant pose. glegle collapses into a heap of laughter, the cucumber now rolling away, ready for their next playful adventure.
describe a scenario of glegle playing with a cucumber with her feet
na-bee-eh (nadie)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anon
nadiesisses...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ai describe a scenario of glegle and derrick laughing until their sides aches

glegle and derrick are sitting on a makeshift couch made of cardboard boxes, playing a ridiculous video game where the characters keep getting stuck in walls. derrick accidentally spills his soda, and glegle tries to help but ends up stepping in it, slipping dramatically and flailing their arms like a cartoon character. derrick starts imitating glegle’s exaggerated fall, and glegle can’t stop laughing at his terrible impression. soon, they’re both wheezing, clutching their sides, tears streaming down their faces, unable to speak except for the occasional gasp of “STOP—I CAN’T—IT HURTS—” before collapsing into more laughter. the game is forgotten, and they’re just a pile of giggles on the floor, completely useless to each other.
describe a scenario of glegle and derrick laughing until their sides aches
>>161481
i like sad things
lol wtfff
na-bee-eh (nadie)
the youth yearns for derrick...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
i like sad things
derrick isn't real
na-bee-eh (nadie)
derrick is real #8ball (there is no right or wrong answer)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
fair enough
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ai tell me a short joke that would make glegle laugh

what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear. (glegle would probably giggle and then offer you a gummy bear from their pocket.)
tell me a short joke that would make glegle laugh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wow
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ai tell me a short joke that would make glegle laugh

why don’t scientists trust atoms? they make up everything!
tell me a short joke that would make glegle laugh
anon
#ai how do i get my very own glegle... precious little creature

make one! glegles are imaginary, so you just gotta imagine them. draw them if you want, or write about them. they’re yours to create and cherish. no licenses or fees required, just love and creativity.
how do i get my very own glegle... precious little creature
anon
#ai First he mentioned "Leliurium", speaking in his barbarous vernacular tongue, a name which signifies Igneous. This order of dæmons haunts the air above us, for the entire genus has been expelled from the regions adjacent to the moon, as a profane thing with us would be expelled from a temple.

sounds like you're referencing some occult or esoteric lore. "leluriurium" isn't a standard term, but it seems to tie into a class of entities or demons associated with fire and air, possibly from a grimoire or mythological text. the expulsion from lunar regions suggests they're seen as unclean or chaotic, unfit for higher, purer realms. if you're diving into this kind of material, tread carefully—it’s heavy stuff and not to be taken lightly.
First he mentioned "Leliurium", speaking in his barbarous vernacular tongue, a name which signifies Igneous. This order of dæmons haunts the air above us, for the entire genus has been expelled from the regions adjacent to the moon, as a profane thing with us would be expelled from a temple.
anon
math exam over. i made one stupid, stupid mistake that i couldve avoided if only i had taken a second to think about it, but beyond that i think it went well uwu
>>161509>>161497
shrimp
nice
shrimp
one stupid mistake shouldnt be the biggest deal
anon
ty :)
anon
i hav a interview in like 40mins
anon
job interview?
anon
technical job interview, yesss
anon
ic, what field
anon
programming and software architecture
anon
alright, letsss goo anon! best of luck!
anon
i have a slight headache and i need to like.. get my anxiety down but im feeling ok i think
anon
better than yesterday at least
anon
aw theyre gonne love ya anon
>>161508
anon
oh fuck im not wearing pants i should porobably change that
>>161514
shrimp
most likely
anon
goodmorning chatroom
SadChan🍉🍉
pants r cringe
SadChan🍉🍉
oligarchy more like oligargly
SadChan🍉🍉
like
SadChan🍉🍉
gragle
SadChan🍉🍉
like penis
SadChan🍉🍉
umm
anon
penis is great
nonners
i need to be murdered so bad
>>161524
anon
just a clean unexpected shot in the back of the head
anon
zoomers are deadass so weird
we have some guys in our couse who literally greed everyone they know with a handshake everyday
like, they literally walk around the lecture room to shake hands
nonners
well mannered young men
anon
seems like a complete boomer thing imo
maybe we are retvrning to trve trad
anon
who is vivaldi even for
its not for tech people, those use brave firefox chromium whatever
its not for normies, those dont even know it exists
????????
>>161531>>161532
nonners
>>161530
>who is vivaldi even for
not for me apparently
nonners
>>161530
>chromium whatever
vivaldi is chromium
anon
prwtty much everything is chromium these days, i mean the actual chromium browser
shrimp
thats the only good reaosn i oculd think of is that you go to youtube more or like load it more mauybe its cause when you go to a video its a new page so you load youtube a lot but for brainworm ur just on here no other pages yk
>>161544
shrimp
ecxuse my typing im drunk
nonners
what did u drink
shrimp
nothing i lied
shrimp
i would never do drugs at 11am haha
nonners
>>161540
thats not really a problem cuz its not 11am
shrimp
true its 5am somehwere
nonners
>>161536
its still stupid, it sometimes suggests based on the site description instead of the actual link, it doesnt autocomplete discord.com/app anymore cuz it suggests discogs.com instead where i dont go that much anyway
>>161546
nonners
it should prioritize link over description
nonners
no one actually types the description to visit a site
>>161553
nonners
anyway
nonners
i should switch to waterfox maybe
nonners
.play opn zones without people
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
2
shrimp
we have like 5 time zones
anon
maybe you should get together and agree on one then
nonners
i should limit my youtube usage
nonners
ok im gonna install Brave even tho it has a lame name
anon
it was also initially started by an american hyperconservative who hates gay marriage
its the chud browser
thats why i stopped using it
>>161570
shrimp
brave mines bitcoin
nonners
nice
shrimp
no not for you
nonners
oh
shrimp
im also lying
nonners
i know
shrimp
i thought it was just some adblocking browser that has its own crypto coin based on ads blocked or smth? or they have their own special ads they show you
>>161574
shrimp
woah
anon
>>161571
that is also what it is yes
nonners
brave is made by the js dev?
>>161577
anon
>>161576
yes, he left mozilla iirc to start it
shrimp
nonners can i ask of you a favor
nonners
sure
shrimp
can you crack denuvo on monster hunter wilds for me thanks
>>161582
shrimp
fuck i only have $22.67
nonners
sorry no deal
shrimp
crap...
nonners
>monster hunter
>the game is called monster hunter
>you hunt monsters in it :D
shrimp
correct
shrimp
big monsters
shrimp
you know whats funny
shrimp
when i tried the playtest for it i had to set all the graphics to min run it in 1080p and put dlss to ultra performance and i couldnt even get 60fps and the game looked like aboslute dogshit
shrimp
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and i literally have RECOMMENDED hardware
shrimp
my cpu is even better than rec'd too
nonners
what is their problem?
shrimp
theyre not even western game devs how could this happen
nonners
are they japanese
shrimp
yeah
nonners
how did i guess that damn im good
shrimp
well if theyre not western theyre probably japanese
nonners
what about europe
nonners
theres like
nonners
cd projekt red, croteam and the stalker company
nonners
>>161601
oh i thought you meant usa by western
nonners
smh
shrimp
i think western broadly refers to like english speaking areas
>>161608
nonners
i know i just read western as usa for some reason
shrimp
fair enough tbh
shrimp
why sadface
anon
no reason
shrimp
its ok anon you can tell us
anon
your definition of "the west" excludes uhh pretty much all of europe? lol
>>161614
nonners
my law lecturer is so dumb, we had a quiz next saturday and he just messaged us that it will be tomorrow instead
>>161616
anon
>>161614
as an official language? no? lmao
shrimp
yeah not officially but like most people do right
anon
it depends on the country... its hard to get by in english in spain for example
but i see what you mean now
>>161621
nonners
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shrimp
>>161618
hm i guess english speaking isnt the best way to define it then
>>161630
nonners
test
shrimp
test success
anon
.play wycliff gordon swing that music
nonners
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
nonners
im so sleepy
anon
so sleep
nonners
no
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161621
western world is europe and europe descended culture no? like everything from the US all the way to MAYBE moscow and then you get into the "eastern world" which is like SEA, china, the koreas, japan and pacific islanders. thats most maps are portrayed as well because the pacific ocean is huge
shrimp
makes sense
SadChan🍉🍉
you also get people calling south america and africa "the global south" quite a bit now lol
SadChan🍉🍉
which is kind of fucked up to me lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
"poor people live here"
shrimp
but it is south
shrimp
australia should be in it too
anon
how come australia isn't part of the global south.....
shrimp
it should be
anon
add australia but don't add new zealand just to fuck w/em
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
new zealand can be...... whatever it is
anon
independent territory
shrimp
isnt it like part of the uk 's empire
anon
i think so, same with australia... the queen is on their bank notes still
shrimp
#ai who owns new zealand

new zealand is an independent country and a sovereign state, so it doesn't have a single "owner." it's governed by its own parliament and operates as a constitutional monarchy under the head of state (currently king charles iii). the land is owned by various entities including individuals, corporations, tribal groups (like māori iwi), and the government.
who owns new zealand
shrimp
>sovereign state
>king charles
anon
>look inside
>monarchy
shrimp
every time
SadChan🍉🍉
#meanai Is New Zealand considered part of the 'global south'?

lmao new zealand???? global south??? bro they got more sheep than people and their accents make them sound perpetually confused. they're basically aussie's weirder cousin who lives in a treehouse. global south is for the countries actually grinding in poverty, not some chill island nation with universal healthcare and hobbits. if new zealand is global south then i'm jesus christ himself. nice try fed.
Is New Zealand considered part of the 'global south'?
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai Is New Zealand considered part of the 'global south'?

nah, new zealand isn't typically considered part of the global south. the global south generally refers to countries in africa, latin america, asia, and the middle east with lower income, less industrialization, and colonial histories. new zealand, being a high-income, developed country, fits more into the "global north" category, even though it's geographically in the southern hemisphere.
Is New Zealand considered part of the 'global south'?
SadChan🍉🍉
poor people coping hard
anon
rich people just finding new ways to call countries poor ever since "third world" fell out of fashion
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay chat is this real
anon
#botsay no :dial420
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay it's so over for us glecels...
anon
everyone's just a hologram if you think abt it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glesay it's over for us glecels
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glecels...
anon
glehcils
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay it's so over for us gleh-cels
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay gleh cells
na-bee-eh (nadie)
gleh cells
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#search (use .search) gle cells
na-bee-eh (nadie)
MERCEDES BENZ GLE 450
na-bee-eh (nadie)
MERCEDES GLE
na-bee-eh (nadie)
IS THIS REAL??? #8ball (doubtful)
anon
glegle drives a mercedes gle
>>161670
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wow
SadChan🍉🍉
can someone give me a million dollars? please?
>>161672
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161673
is this legal? #8ball (yep)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
oh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
okay
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161672
i cant do that....
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont have a million dollars
na-bee-eh (nadie)
well me neither...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
guy from grindr i made out with thought i was ftm all the time
SadChan🍉🍉
yea cause u look like a woman..................................
na-bee-eh (nadie)
are u saying ftms look like women
SadChan🍉🍉
non passing ones do
anon
it's true...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i pass as a guy tho he misgendered me a couple times tho
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
na-bee-eh (nadie)
pnasmfmasf
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wait
SadChan🍉🍉
roundhouse kick all passoids
na-bee-eh (nadie)
oh
SadChan🍉🍉
what if u wore a cute dress and did smokey eye make up?? :3
>>161694
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161692
what if i shoot myself with a sawed off shotgun in front of you
>>161696
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i told him i inject myself with testosterone first and then i told him its just estrogen and then was like "oh ok i get u now"
SadChan🍉🍉
>>161694
i would prefer u become ur authetnic self and stufff hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
damn that dude thought he got hte mythical grindr ftm
na-bee-eh (nadie)
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misgendering me so bad smh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay far too bigoted for salvation
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i remember when we were together in my room and said i was too "borracha" (drunk) and then immediately said "b-borracho..........mb"
>>161704>>161712
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i can't be a fujo in peace
na-bee-eh (nadie)
self-inserting fujo
anon
>>161700
so he thought you were a woman then
na-bee-eh (nadie)
he thinks ftms are women like most cis ppl does with trans ppl in general
anon
too bigoted for salvation indeed #rekt (189) #rip
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
anon
scaredgle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
thing is i just
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i mean i'm a boymoder yeah cus i'm a tranny but i also just wanna be a boy to some extent so i never tell ppl i'm trans i just tell them i take estrogen at most
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i also met this guy that knows a girl friend of mine and she told him i'm "a very awesome girl" and now refers to me as a girl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
and i'm like
na-bee-eh (nadie)
dude i even told u my deadname pls :(((
anon
the curse of gender as a box u gotta be within at all times
please keep your arms and legs inside the gender
SadChan🍉🍉
el mundo es chico
na-bee-eh (nadie)
LIKE ME
na-bee-eh (nadie)
I'M A CHICO
na-bee-eh (nadie)
EL CHICO
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay le sigh. we cringe on
SadChan🍉🍉
didnt u ask to be chico and stuffff not chica
SadChan🍉🍉
am i confused doesnt that say like small world
SadChan🍉🍉
or like meaning "life is short" or smth like that
SadChan🍉🍉
what is maravillosa
SadChan🍉🍉
beuno or malo? thats good or bad? i know a TEENY TINY amount of spanishhh its hard for me to understand hehe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok so basically
na-bee-eh (nadie)
before those messages in that screenshot i asked him what did my friend say about me to him
na-bee-eh (nadie)
and she said
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that i'm a wonderful girl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
which is why he said "maravillosa" as in feminine
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i called it out kinda and he asked me if that's good or bad
SadChan🍉🍉
hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
u are maravillosaaaa
SadChan🍉🍉
because u are a boymoderr
SadChan🍉🍉
asking people to misgender u smhhh
shrimp
this ones a little unsettling
SadChan🍉🍉
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SadChan🍉🍉
I LIKE THIS ONE
SadChan🍉🍉
CUTE
SadChan🍉🍉
SMUG GLE
SadChan🍉🍉
smart GLE
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi shrimp
>>161759
SadChan🍉🍉
injured gle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
gore of my comfort character
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi shrimp i love u
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay y...y. yeah
na-bee-eh (nadie)
whywhy
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i love you like glegle loves derrick
>>161792
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
smugle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
gle, 50
na-bee-eh (nadie)
dogle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
christmasgle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
glegle bateman
anon
dubs gletman
na-bee-eh (nadie)
WHAT
anon
tatsumakigle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
wow
na-bee-eh (nadie)
is that her name
na-bee-eh (nadie)
dogle (2)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i fw dogle tbh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
very cute design
shrimp
dogle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp can i borrow 20 dollars
>>161793
shrimp
>>161765
oh that kind love u too then
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i'm sobbing rn
shrimp
i can lend u 2 dollars tho
na-bee-eh (nadie)
3
shrimp
4
na-bee-eh (nadie)
5
shrimp
3
na-bee-eh (nadie)
4
shrimp
5
na-bee-eh (nadie)
6
shrimp
2
na-bee-eh (nadie)
1
shrimp
0 deal
na-bee-eh (nadie)
deal
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay deal
anon
art of the deal
shrimp
shakes ur hand
na-bee-eh (nadie)
shakes ur hand
shrimp
pleasure doing business with you
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i can't have girlmoder friends they always do this shit smhhh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
functionally speaking i'm just a dysphoric hrtwink
anon
a dysphoric boy that takes estrogen....
SadChan🍉🍉
not 2 be ur therapist but if ur dysphoric why do u want 2 be a boy..........
na-bee-eh (nadie)
because being a boy is kinda cool and i can be like fruity and liking men without being too judged as if i was a tranny
SadChan🍉🍉
so its not that u dont want to be a woman u are just afraid of how society treats u.... so u dont really want to be a boy....
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i'm ok with being a boy because i'm a fujo
SadChan🍉🍉
loll
shrimp
aap....
SadChan🍉🍉
so manyy fujo trannies lol
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i'm not aap
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok maybe i am
SadChan🍉🍉
u would make some ftm fujo really really happy tbh
shrimp
>>161839
the first one is very pertinent to me. my house cats are so irresponsible
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161839
first one's actually important
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>161849
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
shrimp
like they literally never do any chores
anon
all they do is like they assholes and run around @ 2am
shrimp
and puke
anon
!!!! not even cleaning up afterward!!!
shrimp
literally
anon
owowoowowowowoww
na-bee-eh (nadie)
shit.ie
anon
sadly poop.ie was taken
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that would have been so good
shrimp
and do nothing iwht it
anon
strongly considering
anon
beevee.lol is rolling over soon cause it's like 40 bux a year to renew
anon
gnot worth it
shrimp
ough
shrimp
thats a lot
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i miss recima
shrimp
not bad
SadChan🍉🍉
okay the website should be melonburger.org rename melonburger to melonburger i mean melonburger to melonburger I mean libpol to melonburger
shrimp
lemonburger
shrimp
>>161869
#add pipeline to the end
na-bee-eh (nadie)
melonburger.org
anon
hheehe
shrimp
im buying melonburger
na-bee-eh (nadie)
what if we make
na-bee-eh (nadie)
a website
na-bee-eh (nadie)
full of different glegles

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