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anon
#ksay semi detached colon
shrimp
how did your colon get semi detached
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay they got my glegle semi detached
SadChan🍉🍉
>>164689
yea off the shoulder stuff is cool af I wouldnt do it though because im afraid of being cool. you arent allowed 2 be cool when u are old like me.
>>164708
SadChan🍉🍉
i think i was cuter a year ago
SadChan🍉🍉
idk.gif
my phone decided to do a memories of last year thing
SadChan🍉🍉
probably because my hair wasnt as longg I should get mid length againn
SadChan🍉🍉
long hair accentuates my male features i thinkk
SadChan🍉🍉
organizing my files found an old topsters wdy think?
i like sad things
cool 8)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i fw mgmt and porter robinson and the xx and pink floyd and oasis and foster the people and pixies and gorillaz and the verve and dan deacon
>>164718
anon
no real individual makes comments like that about another person's body in real life cuz if they do their shit will get spread
anon
u shld lift weights . start showin ppl whats what if they treat u like that
anon
id love to pick thru all that trash
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i miss shrimp she's so cool
SadChan🍉🍉
I got a coupon for 50% off my favorite pizza place :D
>>164730
SadChan🍉🍉
okay Ill get some lobster ravioli tonight hehe
>>164729
SadChan🍉🍉
i mean its kind of like that if it isnt 90% pure sugar in a can and real food
>>164734>>164740
anon
it isn't 90% sugar. but it's like.. the kind of crappy food that you get when you're deep into depression and dont want to cook
anon
looks nowehere that fancy
anon
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
anon
1.6% sugar is pretty low
SadChan🍉🍉
17% is percent ur gov reccomends daily value?
>>164743
anon
>>164742
no it's like eating this covers 17% of your daily reccomended value
SadChan🍉🍉
yeaa thats what I thought yea
SadChan🍉🍉
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>>164746
it says 2 servings on the can

>>164747
pretty sweet. its not like sugary its very savory. its definitely like garbage comfort food and its also extremely cheap. poor kids all LOVE spaghettiOs
>>164749
anon
>>164748
having to do mental maths is bullshit
everything in europe gives values per 100g as a standard reference to compare diff products... evil....
>>164750
SadChan🍉🍉
>>164749
well we still have %DV but I will say DV is bullshit because the gov has absurd portion sizes as reccomended lmao
anon
yeah all the DV and GDA measures are kinda nothing... sad...
SadChan🍉🍉
amerifats
SadChan🍉🍉
that salt ocntent tho lmao
anon
a straight gram of that good crystal (salt)
SadChan🍉🍉
it is a natural preservative hehe
SadChan🍉🍉
ngl I kind of want spaghettios now hehehe
anon
who on this earth opens a tin of something and eats only half of it
that tin ain't resealable!!! i'm eating it all!!
>>164760>>164765
SadChan🍉🍉
when I was homeless I lived off this shit....
SadChan🍉🍉
my backpack weighed like 35 lbs when I was homeless
SadChan🍉🍉
it had 3 set sof clothes, computer, portfolio, first aid kit (bandages, alcohol wipes, bandaids, ibeprofen) several cans of food, plastic spoons/forks, tools for work (wrench, knife, screwdrivers etc)
SadChan🍉🍉
it was huge
SadChan🍉🍉
I researched and bought a sturdy good hikers backpackj
SadChan🍉🍉
I used it as a pillow as well. it was nice.
anon
ive used a backpack pillow staying over at friends' uni dorms and stuff
anon
nowadays i bring my pillowpet hehe
anon
thinking about it i dont think ive used a backpack for years . i used to going anywhere but getting an over-shoulder bag purse thing has been so nice
>>164771
SadChan🍉🍉
>>164770
i have a big satchel its dorky but has lots of storage
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ravioli in pikanter sauce mit wurzigem rindfleisch mit naturlichen zutaten
na-bee-eh (nadie)
maggi
na-bee-eh (nadie)
im playing habbo with a guy that met me irl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
like weeks ago
SadChan🍉🍉
habbo hotel?
SadChan🍉🍉
that still exists?
SadChan🍉🍉
I thought it got bought 8 times and ended up a crypto scam
na-bee-eh (nadie)
he gendered me female a couple times irl when we were at my house
na-bee-eh (nadie)
he thinks im ftm
na-bee-eh (nadie)
im wheezing
SadChan🍉🍉
why do u look like a tired chilean mom
>>164788
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i cant believe somebody out there thinks im ftm
na-bee-eh (nadie)
kkkkkkkkk
SadChan🍉🍉
androgino
SadChan🍉🍉
i will keep calling u youngshit passoid >:[
>>164794
na-bee-eh (nadie)
(glegle)
SadChan🍉🍉
mfers being makin on boymoders in 2025 this world is surreal
>>164800
SadChan🍉🍉
hyperreal
SadChan🍉🍉
unreal
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i also try to use selfies as pfp on social media
>>164803
na-bee-eh (nadie)
asmfaslkfmasl
SadChan🍉🍉
>>164799
ahahahaha lol im sryyyy its kind of funny tho. but only because i think u are a girl if u really want to be a boy im sry about misgendering u....
>>164807
SadChan🍉🍉
do u really want me to stop? i dont wnt 2 be an asshole....
>>164807
SadChan🍉🍉
what is me mato?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
"should i kms?"
"i should kms"
SadChan🍉🍉
!!!!!!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
is he apologizing for misgendering u ahahah thats so funny tho
na-bee-eh (nadie)
yeah but also for not fully understanding
na-bee-eh (nadie)
he's like "i wanna apologize but i also don't get what u are so idk how should i refer to u and i just know i'm wrong
SadChan🍉🍉
bishits just want a bro with a vagina fr
na-bee-eh (nadie)
but he's cool
na-bee-eh (nadie)
he's nice
SadChan🍉🍉
hes got the spirit thats what matters
na-bee-eh (nadie)
true
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay sadchan
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i like how ksay says ur name
SadChan🍉🍉
sWAdchen
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay sadchan
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay sadchan
anon
why am i sitting here telling a chaser "don't cuck yourself"....
anon
this guy is such a mess, i feel sorta bad for him
shrimp
you should tell them to cuck themselves instead
>>164832
anon
his gf is legitimately like... hurting him a lot
SadChan🍉🍉
thats not good
anon
like they made plans to meet up, but like, she cancelled those plans shortly before because she decided to meet up with other ppl. instead.
and she justified it saying like "you're idiotic enough to do anything for me, so i can just meet up with other people, because it's 'more rare' to meet with them" or whatever
>>164844>>164860
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
its one thing to be like "hey i know we made plans but i got a rare opprotunity to see some friends" but saying that is just. wow
anon
idk what advice to give that friend tbh, and im scared it won't work
>>165093
shrimp
yeah idk hard to say not knowing anything else about the relationship but id say thats a pretty big red flag for potential abusive behaviour
anon
help im listening to deranged music whilst wishing to blow my heads out and writing shit code
>>164853
anon
ugly problems sometimes require ugly solutions or something
shrimp
is that about the code
shrimp
i could tell you were a programmer by how you used the quote marks you type both "then type in between like this"
>>164861
anon
>>164859
my brain imagines red squiggles when there's unterminated \"'s
anon
deeeeply unsatisfying
SadChan🍉🍉
hooooooooly shit im fat omg those raviolis STUFFED me jfc
SadChan🍉🍉
im never eating a gain
SadChan🍉🍉
that was so good
shrimp
shouldve shared...
SadChan🍉🍉
enough food for 3 days
SadChan🍉🍉
I still have 2 left over
SadChan🍉🍉
come over
SadChan🍉🍉
lobster is amaZIng...
SadChan🍉🍉
love crab and lobster so fucking much BROS
shrimp
crab is ok but i hate lobster
shrimp
theyre always snibbidy snabbing at me
SadChan🍉🍉
oh god
SadChan🍉🍉
i eat meat but
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont feel good about it....
SadChan🍉🍉
>>164889
i love these guys. there is a version of this with maxwells theme I love but can never find
SadChan🍉🍉
once I told shrimp to wait for like 4 hours trying to find it but I couldnt find it
anon
the peril of a disorganised meme collection...................
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont save a lot of memes i only started RECENTLY
SadChan🍉🍉
post memes on >>>meme so I can get more
SadChan🍉🍉
BRO LIVE MAS LIVE WAS TODAY I MISSED IT
anon
i found a new thing to live by..
SadChan🍉🍉
LIVE MAS LIVE had dojacat this year lmao wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
TACO BELLL
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip 30
SadChan🍉🍉
.jump 200
SadChan🍉🍉
.jump 200
SadChan🍉🍉
.jump 200
SadChan🍉🍉
.jump 100
SadChan🍉🍉
.jump 1000
SadChan🍉🍉
this woman REALLY loves taco bell
SadChan🍉🍉
except for me I HATE IT
SadChan🍉🍉
IM DIEING EVERY SECOND
anon
most of my friends are like 5 years older than me, and it's great.
SadChan🍉🍉
THIS IS THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CANTINA CHICKEN TACO FOLKS
anon
none of these words are in the bible
SadChan🍉🍉
her outfit is fucking awful
SadChan🍉🍉
wormwatch is watching the TACO BELL EVENT OF THE YEAR rn
SadChan🍉🍉
you are all mandatory to attend
anon
there are no taco bells in my country
SadChan🍉🍉
fast food cult in america is crazy
anon
THE TACO BELL SITUATION IS INSANE!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
NEW TACO BELL SITUATION IS CRAZY!!!!
anon
it appears..... we got a ... situation happening here...
anon
the situation is very situational..
anon
is she talking about like fast food infront of an audience and they're clapping for whatver shlop they will put on the table
SadChan🍉🍉
yes that is exactly what is happening
SadChan🍉🍉
i think they have dojacat coming on
anon
my brain cannot fucking comprehend this shit
anon
this is too much for my european thought patterns
SadChan🍉🍉
AMERICA *EAGLE SCREAM*
anon
i think there's like 1 taco bell in this country
SadChan🍉🍉
you have 2 go....
SadChan🍉🍉
you have to...
SadChan🍉🍉
Live Mas....
SadChan🍉🍉
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
anon
i dont have friends, maybe i did if i had
SadChan🍉🍉
damn sick NYC taco collabs WOWOWOW taco bell is doing HWAT?
anon
i had like a nap around 12.... and like. im waaay to awake
SadChan🍉🍉
yea that can be really hard
SadChan🍉🍉
napping is fucking dangerous....
SadChan🍉🍉
the guy with the weed hat made a new crunchwrap NO WAY
anon
should i send the friend i mentioned a link so he can vent here himself....... idk...
>>164970
SadChan🍉🍉
sure idc lmao its funny that he would be talking on lgbt tho hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
but we only use 1 thread on this website for now hehehe
SadChan🍉🍉
until we RELAUNCH AS MELONBURGER.ORG, RIGHT MODS RIGHT!?!??!?!
anon
melonburger.org forever!!
SadChan🍉🍉
MELONS RISE UP!!!!🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
SadChan🍉🍉
they vote every day
SadChan🍉🍉
#poll 🍉🍉/🍉/🍉/🍉/🍉
SadChan🍉🍉
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
shrimp
i surely will...
SadChan🍉🍉
whats the next webzone url?
SadChan🍉🍉
taco bell tequila wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
TEQUILA at taco bell lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
.jump 300
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.jump 300
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.jump 300
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.jump 300
anon
do they have the horsey sauce
SadChan🍉🍉
no wtf is the horsey sauce dont eat horseys
anon
the ketchup and the horsey sauce
SadChan🍉🍉
they dont have horseys sauce or kethup at taco bell because its texmex food
SadChan🍉🍉
thats dedication
anon
DEDICATED YOUR LIFE TO ONE PRODUCT
anon
BEEFY CRUNCH MOVEMENT FLAG
SadChan🍉🍉
BEEF CRUNCH LIFE
SadChan🍉🍉
LIVE MAS
SadChan🍉🍉
FLAMIN HOT FRITOS OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SadChan🍉🍉
FLAMIN HOT RICE OH MY GODDDD IM GOING INSANEAAAAAAAAAAA
SadChan🍉🍉
oh my, what a serene and tranquil moment this is... the gentle whisper of the breeze, the soft rustle of leaves... and the delicate, almost ethereal presence of the beefy crunch, so tender and calm, like a quiet river flowing through the soul... such peace, such harmony... the flamin hot rice and fritos, like a warm embrace from the universe itself, cradling the spirit in a blanket of stillness... how blessed we are to exist in this moment of pure, untainted serenity...
>>164988
anon
beefy crunch pride flag
SadChan🍉🍉
WHITE QUESO SAUCEEEEEEEEE OH MY GODDDDDD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD FUCKING AMAZING IM LOSING MY MINDDDDD
SadChan🍉🍉
OH MY GOD OLD TACO BELL !!!! JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID AND TACOS WHERE 79 CENTS TAK EME BACK OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
anon
crunch wrap with the horsey sauce
SadChan🍉🍉
Y2K TACO BELL PRE 9/11 TACO BELL IM GOONNNA FUCKING EXPLODE DENMARK THE WHOLE COUNTRY DENMARK IS DONE Y2K TACO BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SadChan🍉🍉
TONY HAWK PRO SKATER????? Y2K?????
anon
it's been in the fridge for 20 years!!
SadChan🍉🍉
HES ABOUT TO BLOW DAVIDS MIND
SadChan🍉🍉
fine, aged cheese
SadChan🍉🍉
the taco shell was crunchy, then it got stale.
anon
the finest fungus
SadChan🍉🍉
and after 20 years it got crunchy again
SadChan🍉🍉
OH MY GOD DO A KICKFLIP ON A TACO BELLL A DECK WITH NACHO FRIES IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND THERE IS A TACO BELL IN THE GAME HGOLY SHIT IM A GAMER THAT WAS MADE FOR ME IM GOING TO START A WORLD WAR GUYS BECAUSE OF THE TACO BELL IN TONY HAWKS PROSKATER ALL WORLD LEADERS IWLL BE ASSASSINATED BECAUSE OF HTE NACHO FRIES AND THE GREEN PABLANO PEPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHITTT
anon
green paplano pepper!!!
anon
taco bell sports!!
SadChan🍉🍉
ARE YOU NOT LIVING MAS?
SadChan🍉🍉
TACO BELL GOLF BAG
anon
NEXT GENERATION NACHO FRIES WITH THE GREEN PAPLANO PEPPER
SadChan🍉🍉
Taco Bell x Bad Birdie i dont even play golf BUT IM GOING 2 START
anon
imagine a taco as a golf ball
SadChan🍉🍉
she literally said u guys suck at golf lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
i assume she is a pro female golfer but i know zero about golf go back to the video games go back to tony hawk doing a kickflip on the nacho fries
SadChan🍉🍉
is that real? seriously? they are gonna send a high schoooler on the golf pro tour? lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
thats actually kind of based
SadChan🍉🍉
imagine u sent a high schooler to go play professional rugby
SadChan🍉🍉
and they just get murdered by giant mid 20s alpha men at 15
anon
send him to WWE WRESTLING instead
SadChan🍉🍉
that would be fucking SICK
anon
taco bell wrestling
anon
taco bell nfts......
anon
so many business opportunities
anon
>milk bear
MILK BAR....
SadChan🍉🍉
BAJA BLAST HOLY SHITTTT
SadChan🍉🍉
baja blast is as old as nabibi
SadChan🍉🍉
BLAHAJ BLAST
SadChan🍉🍉
did that woman literally just yawn
SadChan🍉🍉
lmao did htey put the camera on her right as she yawned lmao
anon
he thinks he's steve jobs
SadChan🍉🍉
it was fucking DEVIOUS
SadChan🍉🍉
the SECOND the camera was on her she almost feel asleep ahhahaha
SadChan🍉🍉
to be fair if u had the opportunity to be the steve jobs of tacos
SadChan🍉🍉
the QUESO KWISP TACO
SadChan🍉🍉
i will actually eat that
SadChan🍉🍉
I will eat that taco
SadChan🍉🍉
did they just dump cheese on the audience
SadChan🍉🍉
did the audience just get cheesed?
SadChan🍉🍉
THERE WAS NO DOJACAT
SadChan🍉🍉
I WAS LIED TOO
SadChan🍉🍉
.play dojacat moo
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (video skipped)
SadChan🍉🍉
vince died
SadChan🍉🍉
hes dead
SadChan🍉🍉
good hes a fucking rapist
anon
what the fuck am i watching
SadChan🍉🍉
dojacat is the greatest pop star
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay sadchan
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay would u still love me if i was a rapist
>>165065
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay why not
SadChan🍉🍉
rapists are stupid lame stinky fucks
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay am i stupid lame and stinky
SadChan🍉🍉
u arent a rapist tho...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay im stinky
SadChan🍉🍉
hehe take a shower :)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i took one today
SadChan🍉🍉
how are u stinky already???
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i have a medical condition
SadChan🍉🍉
the first thing that changed when I went on HRT was my body odor got really different I used 2 hate my BO now I kind of like it....
>>165080
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i mean me too but i'm still stinky
anon
gf said i smell like flowers.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glayglay
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i wish i smell like flowers
SadChan🍉🍉
.play [YouTube]

idk how doja cat made a career off this but she did and honeslty? based af.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay hi shrimp
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i like the say ksay says shrimp cus sounds very lovely just like i'd say shrimp
>>165091
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i'm ambivalent towards shrimp tho
>>165099
anon
>>164848
Said friend here, to give a bit of context... So we've been a couple for like half a year but broke up recently because she felt it wasn't going well. I didn't believe her, so I just ignored the breakup and we continued as before just didn't call it a relationship anymore. So that's the situation we're in for the past 2.5 month now. Still the same relationship but she doesn't know.

She had shown the same behavior already before multiple times but back then because we were in a relationship we could talk about that (even though she sometimes believed just to be jealousy). But now I can't really bring that up because she believes we're just friends now.
>>165097
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay just kidding i'm not
na-bee-eh (nadie)
literally me
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>165095
this was me when i told this guy im not transmasc and gendered me male even harder

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