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>>168610
GAY!

>>168609
#kiss

im gay too

>>168613
#kiss

are gays electric?

im a steel type

im water type im all about fish and marine biology and harvesting plankton as a food source for humans bc they are the most sustainable and efficient possible option and they are really really good for you and if we got good at it they would probably taste rly yummy like seafood

>>168604
that was my understanding. did the waxing go well?

cyanobacter are the most efficient possible source of calories n raw biomatter but we cant digest them very well and also they mostly make carbs which isnt good for health but plankton are 1 step above that and every link of the food chain you lose a lot of efficiency so the best possible way is use something 1 step above the most efficient ones

and plankton actually make a bunch of protiens and lipids and also taste like seafood thanks for coming to my ted talk also they could grow literally anywhere and the only input is sunlight and air and like maybr a little bit of minerals sometimes but not much

#ai a wasp got into our fridge at great length please analyze how and why this happened its horrifying

ok first off that's terrifying. wasps are usually attracted to food smells, especially sugary or protein-rich stuff. if your fridge has any gaps, cracks, or wasn't fully sealed when opened, the wasp probably flew in while hunting for food. fridges are also dark and enclosed, which might've confused it. check for holes in the door seal and make sure you're not leaving spills or crumbs inside. and maybe keep an eye out for a nest nearby—could've been scouting for snacks. a wasp got into our fridge at great length please analyze how and why this happened its horrifying

#ai how do wasps get inside of fridges?

wasps can sneak into fridges through tiny gaps, damaged seals, or when doors are left open. they’re also drawn to food smells, so if there’s something sweet or meaty, they’ll try to find a way in. keep your fridge sealed tight and clean to avoid uninvited guests. how do wasps get inside of fridges?

>>168632
you are i just wanted ot smite you

no im just pretending it was me

banning you for playing this

>>168642
#ban

its music

no

Yale is no different than Hamas

>>168633
<3
hero

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laughed so hard that i started crying

>>168621
i chickened out, maybe i'll try again tomorrow

whats all thsi ruckus

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what if i get ffs and then i get a bf but he wouldnt have loved me had i not gotten surgery

>>168685
omg new command just dropped

fuckin cool

a in the style of b right

glegle goatee :D

>>168728
ohhhh very clever

>>168712
#describe (invalid image format - only JPG and PNG supported)

;_;

ur the best opworm

>>168739
#smooch

i'm rubber ur glue'd again ;_;

>>168736
not a feature???
awn

#burygle

.play l'amour tojours

>>168755

#kiss

its quicker
>>168756

>>168757
#kiss

>>168755
>>168759

wanna go to a rave?

>>168761
perhaps...

.play destination calabria

v3 just dropped

or v4

>>168678
it sounds scary! good luck and be careful lori!

>>168774
i always l9ved the brainworm surgery name

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>>168774
brain.worm

although that sounds a bit creepy

brainworm.booj

>>168782
kino I need to start calling myself Gangnam style

>>168785
Tbf brainworms alone is sad ya gotta have the surgery

I think mellonburger is a fun quirky name personally but I can see it failing, BUT I just don’t see the site getting big even though you’re lovely people

isn’t the point of ai stuff to prevent doom? and don’t they already have lesswrong/discord? maybe nodoom or -doom or smth

oh that’s an opportunity if the ai ppl hate lesswrong oh nvm

we need to help them get rich so they’ll be all happy. I say we start a drug market in their name and just hand it over once it gets big. now that’s a site which can grow

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doo-doom without the m and the m stands for me -ok it sounded better in my head

Zamn domain name networking

huh interesting

lol

>>168808
Libpol Co.

chatGTP.com

honestly? maybe. doom.post is zoomer internet slang that will entice others to check it out

i can see the ironic dasha New York radio show crowd liking it- I hate them but I can see it. but do they want a live board?

wow there are a lot of TLDs if that’s the right word

Total Lenny Death

.play hey homah

>>168818
techno sugar daddy style line

.play hey homah

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#blush

doom.doctor has that copyright infringement swag

doom.solutions is kinda long but says the purpose well

doom.no would be cool #ai can normal people get a .no domain?

yes, normal people can get a .no domain. anyone, regardless of location, can register a .no domain as long as they comply with the rules set by the norwegian domain registry (norid). however, there are some restrictions—for example, the domain name must consist of standard letters (a-z), numbers (0-9), and hyphens (but not at the start or end). also, some specific terms or names might be restricted due to trademarks or reserved status. you can register through accredited registrars. can normal people get a .no domain?

the ai stuff feels weird to me. they’re not actually reliably preventing catastrophic risks in many cases

idk if brainworms.surgery had to be funny with it and be like brainworms.fyi that sounds kinda toxic, it was a place to remove brainworms but also a quirky name

hmm

is .yud a tld

.ki ? #ai is .ki a tld

yes, .ki is a tld. it's the country code top-level domain for kiribati. not widely used, but it exists. is .ki a tld

yudows.ki eh

hmm

yudowski.photos

.skin is powerful and unnerving

also hints of racism maybe

.army .airforce they’ll be all like whoaaah bros got the USA tlds

brainsworms. surgery was pretty dialed in on tttt. what are you targeting here exactly?

so something with rationalist mbe

ok wasn’t sure

yeah I wouldn’t really lol

what about asimov or hmmm some touchstone

lambda for functional programming/SICP but that’s more /g/ though I’m thinking of that website with the functional programming name and orange theme that’s popular-hacker news which is part of uhhhhhh I forget

y combinator

hotkey.com and it has a icon of a key in a bikini

:3

yo you can become one of those catalan secessionists

#ai what’s the part of Spain with the terrorism

the basque country, specifically the region around the city of bilbao, has historically been associated with the eta separatist group, which sought independence from spain. eta declared a permanent ceasefire in 2011, but tensions and remnants of its ideology persist in some areas. that said, most of spain is safe and stable today. what’s the part of Spain with the terrorism

oh drat we don’t get our big boss admin arc

outer.heaven

we're liberals that abandoned our countries... nothing more

yoooo you can advertise international mercenary services

tbh I bet a live board for combat footage/the soldier of fortune demographic would get lots of action but would be pretty toxic

>>168873
nah the userbase in rekt threads are almost always fascists lol

yeah but they’d post. it would be horrible but you would get big

I’m trying to corrupt our pure and incorruptible admin. he’s rejected drugs, violence, ok doom.sexy

what would working look like?

and what do they do? are there a lot of threads? cuz even 30 in this thread would be too much

there’s that anonymous app to talk about schools or something? what about that for high schools and automatically make a page for every one and cry with the moderation task

hmmmm where do people want a regular place they can also anon post but don’t have it

what about drug users? wasn’t 420chan popular? (I didn’t use it) and Reddit is always being crazy and young people are scared of forums like blue light mbe and it’s edgy so kids will like it

needles.fun

>>168895
drug use is popular among drug users but it's one of those niches that you're basically locked into if you ever go that direction
btw h

the youth LOVE to lock in though

like. it's really not 'respectable' or whatever so it's going to be a permanent reputation of "oh arent u that drug site" even if you try to expand into other stuff

it’s a whole phrase

420 chan is the perfect example, two of their most popular boards were about WWF and trans stuff

and nobody remembers them for that at all

They could have been the WWF hub and continued to grow but instead potential new users go "oh isnt that the drug one? i dont like drugs i dont want to go there"

what about satananarchy.dentist go for the 90s anarchist aesthetic

selfharmchan you can get the teenage girl demographic

>>168908
i will quit sorry xd

I hope that wasn’t too edgy for ya you’ve got a good heart anon

same if it becomes a drug board too sorry

not opposed to having niches on the site i dont agree with but if the main theme of the site is something i have a bad history with im gone :/

<3 that’s good to help others not have problems you’ve had

>>168910
no yr good no worries lol, im not so traumatized i cant talk about it, but i am traumatized enough that i cant be in a place with the main focus being talking about it, ya know?

well and you’re also a good person not encouraging ppl to get hurt

ok- so tttt has regulars right, find other boards or parts of boards with regulars yapping and make them a board. keep canabalizing 4chan. slight problem is that tttt is the most left wing board I think

i guess so, thanks

idk i actually liked the libpol theme i think its conceptually a good idea for bringing ppl in without putting people off who arent interested in it, it's not like unrespectable in the same way a drug site would be. and i say that as someone who rly doesnt like arguing about politics on the internet much

but i think the word pol in the name is unfortunate and idk the fact that it hasnt caught on with this name is prob a sign its not a super solid plan like i thought? idk

>>168906
No but that’s true

politics is a weak word. it’s ‘just politics’ it would be stronger to be like justice or smth idk ok i didn’t actually have a better idea

i have faith one of our rebrands will eventually catch on

We have rly good software and good people working on it and we offer stuff that no other site does, and we do it a lot better than comparible sites, i think we just need to find our niche

it'll happen eventually trust believe

what about tennis shoes for the people with really expensive ones and they can show them off- would they want to be anon?

:3

>>168925
i think they mostly use instagram and stuff idk

normie consumer interests tend to be dominated by the big social media platforms because they fucking love supporting those communities because they are sooooo easy to market to, they are literally telling u their biggest purchasing demographic right out the gate

are there parts of those people want to use but don’t because they can’t be anon

sex toys

uhhh dakimoras

>>168930
i mean.. maybe? i dunno i have 0 knowledge abt that stuff

I’m the one claiming admin should join a terrorist group to get the wrong Spanish tld xD

>>168931
idek what that is xd

>>168934
misspelling of the Japanese body pillows with the anime girl

>>168935
ohhhhhh

dysleexia support forum but you buy domains with all the misspellinfs so you’re right there when they search for it

lmfao a dyslexia support forum thag shows your spelling mistakes in real time is fucking hilarious

I love it

i mentioned this a few months ago, i think the biggest sudden formations of community ive seen are migrations, when a bunch of users with an established community suddenly lose their normal place to talk and try to find somewhere rlse

grafitti

So like. the 5 million users flocking to rednote when tiktok was supposedly going down. Or if a popular reddit gets shut down or something. the thing to do might be to catch one of those, be ready for it, and strike while the iron is hot, convince some central community member to tell people to come here

>>168938
I wonder if it ever lines up and the writer reverses the letters but the reader does too so they understand each other

But like. idk thats super hard to plan for and idfk how to predict that happening other than pure happenstance

yeah they had stuff already established I think

>>168943
lmfao

but ive seen it happen a lot with smaller communities too

like 1000 person communities

or even 100 person

and those would still be a big bump in the numbers for us. Like ylilauta international, tiny english-finnish shitposting community like 250 users ever maximum, there were 4 or 5 seperate sites who's entire success is from that community flocking to them when some shit went down on the main site

all I know is snitchgang something something sopsy

>>168951
lmfao yeah exactly

but bronnen and mintboard and staffas maybe? i forget their names

all seperate sites with afaik still existant userbases created out of those migrations. we dont need to catch something huge, if we can get like 100 regular users from some community thats "migrating" that would be huge

employees of fast food companies /wagies.job for ppl to bitch about work

true but ylil is coasting off main ylil being a finish image board. truth social is the right wing Reddit or whatever for when the switch happens

i mean yeah but mintboard isnt coasting off of ylil main board. we can steal a reddit community that gets banned or something, maybe

yeah but they get banned for being right wing adjacent or sexual or whatever. are there any groups persecuted on Reddit admin wants?

Maybe not reddit because its too easy for users to create their own subs as a backup, but something similar where the community groups are harder to restart on the same site

4chan /qa/ if they weren't genuinely inhuman creatures, for example

/trash/ boom

you could integrate choose your own adventures to make them playable on site by doing a massive amount of work which no one uses

i mean thats basically everyone here already right, the constant slow migration from tttt because the board is so shit and soul crushing and gets more shit every day. thats our current userbase. maybe we can identify more sources like that, i dunno

>>168962
i mean yeah we can probably integrate existing like MUD type games pretty easily, just need to convert from C or whatever the fuck theyre written in to something compatible witb the site, wouldnt be crazy difficult

ok I wouldn’t do this but what about a virtual bar for people who drink alone

just theres a lot of ideas and only so many of us to work on them so we need to focus efforts on things that were sure will be useful or gar er users or whatever

it’s a cute idea but I’m very doom-pilled about things unfortunately

go after /lit/ types and have poetry readings mbe

would be cute but idk if I would do it

I think lgbt naturally attracts people who want to be anon but also be friends more than other things

I wonder if like dangerous at home science experiments would be a thing- I visited the mad science forums and they were ok, but moral problem

gl you two

#Ksay When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside you gotta take a stand it dont help to hide if you hurt my friends then you hurt my pride i gotta take a stand it dont help to let it slide i am a real ameritran fight for the right of every tran i am a real ameritran fight for the right of every tran i am a real ameritran fight for the rights of every tran fight for the right fight for the right!!!!!!!

>>168973
there should be a button for jumping to the post from the reply

there should be a button to cum

>>168977
#bpdreply

nice try fed.

>>168979
#bpdreply

there is, yeah. on web, click the timestamp of the reply (e.g., "2h ago"). on mobile apps, it's usually a similar tap action.

dude what

i didnt understand that

ohhhh

when the anon says jumping to a post i thought meant literally making ur post bounce and jump

yeah that!!

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new femtanyl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also issbrokie is pretty based

lets gooooooooooooooo

album art goes hard

>>168981
oh i didnt even notice that, cuz usually i want to jump to the post after i click and read it (the arrow disappears after you click on the post)

also it opens a new tab... it should just scroll up to the post

no just large fries with that, thats it

i am no longer using google