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shrimp
me2
shrimp
hehe
no.15
hehahohoh
no.15
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::glegle
#fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
nonners
yay <3
shrimp
::yay
shrimp
shrimp
shrimp
nonners
gle(gle)
shrimp
::bayblade
nonners
#ai what if you saw a glegle on the street

if i saw a glegle on the street, i'd probably be like "oh hey glegle!" and it'd probably be like "blep" or whatever glegles do. they seem chill, y'know? just vibin'. what if you saw a glegle on the street
shrimp
heh
i like sad things
one of those I'm incredibly ugly and disfigured i wish i didn't look like a freak days lets fucking GOOOOOOO
i like sad things
I'M STILL GONNA DO GOOD ON MY TEST O SWEAR TO GOD
shrimp
dogspeed
shrimp
expressive.jpg
just remember whenever youre feeling down or bad or anxious just remember this dog is always looking out for you like an angel from above
>>169230>>169231
h
thats flip liquid
shrimp
flip liquid??
nonners
fluid if you will
anonadie
how do i change my name on this fuckin thing
>>169263
i like sad things
why is it 70 degrees out wayy too hot
i like sad things
should be 50 degrees at all times
shrimp
it should be 0
shrimp
#c 70f to c (21.11 °c (degrees celsius))
shrimp
oh wow that is hot
shrimp
its 8c here
nonners
21c isnt really hot
nonners
its not ideal but
nonners
8-14 is ideal
i like sad things
global warming
i like sad things
we get winter for like 2 months max now
i like sad things
when i was a kid we would get 2ft thick sea
i like sad things
and months of cold
nonners
he seems like a well adjusted member of society
nonners
is that minecraft soundtrack in the background
nonners
sneaky
shrimp
posing for the thumbnail
>>169258
nonners
minecraft ost in the backgroudn is so quiet i thought it was coming from another tab lol
shrimp
lol
nonners
it comes and goes, subtle
nonners
>>169254
this is next level content creation
shrimp
true art
anon
I think i legit hate liberals, i was trying to argue that maybe the slogan 'defund the police' was bad optics and they were like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>169444>>169271
shrimp
isnt that a liberal position though normally people that are more left are the ones that dont care about the optics but liberals do
>>169268
0.725% boogery!boymodewng
>>169267
isnt that a liberal position though normally people that are more left are the ones that dont care about the optics but liberals do
>>169269
shrimp
>>169268
isnt that a liberal position though normally people that are more left are the ones that dont care about the optics but liberals do
0.724% boogery!boymodewng
why are you copying me
i like sad things
liberals are center left.
0.723% boogery!boymodewng
>>169271
liberals do not want to refund the police
0.722% boogery!boymodewng
liberals are center left.
i like sad things
Joe biden is a liberal, he doesn't want to defund the police and supported Crack downs on protests. that's very much modern American liberalism
0.721% boogery!boymodewng
Joe Biden
0.720% boogery!boymodewng
.play jil biden two yils
anon
i'm pretty sure the ones going 'we need to strategize ways to fund equitable class treatment through modifying how the police budget is allocated' are more leftist than the ones going 'defund the police ACAB I can do and say anything I want'
>>169281
0.719% boogery!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
0.718% boogery!boymodewng
.play joe biden two yils
no.15
>>169278
the latter sounds more like anarchists which feel like something else
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#derrick
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay i miss shrimp
>>169311
anon
hi nadie
🍉sad_anomaly 🍉(vote for melonburger.org)
im at schooool
🍉sad_anomaly 🍉(vote for melonburger.org)
ahh its naBEE uhhh yooo waddup :3
anon
#ai did you know finland has snow

yup, finland gets a ton of snow, especially up north. lapland is basically a winter wonderland most of the year. great for skiing, snowboarding, or just vibing with the northern lights. did you know finland has snow
no.15
frick oh well
no.15
glegle in the glorner
shrimp
glorgle
shrimp
glener
anon
>what is my purpose
>you pass butter
>>169314
anon
>>169314
now that you mention it... i guess i would be happier if my life at least had a purpose like that
no.15
waking up in the morning knowing that someone with dry toast will be happy to see you
anon
right
no.15
>>169318
you have been assigned butter duty
shrimp
no but close sort of
shrimp
i started reading breakfast of champions
no.15
oh swag hell yeah, gr8 book
shrimp
its really good so far
shrimp
i love the way he describes things it tickles my brain
no.15
vonnegut's writing style is very fancy whacky style, i love him
shrimp
me2
shrimp
i havent enjoyed reading this much since high school
shrimp
its very good
no.15
books are GOOD and BASED
no.15
i usually read like a couple mins every day on lunch, and it gets you through all kindsa books that aren't even super interesting
no.15
sittin down and reading shit.... it's just good shit...
shrimp
yee
shrimp
i read every morning waiting for class to start and during the break if there is one
shrimp
and sometimes on the bus if i have to be in a seat that faces someone
no.15
get to avoid staring at someone in the face AND look learned and wise and refined
no.15
it's a win win
shrimp
double whammy
shrimp
wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-whammy
>>169339
shrimp
.play double whammy
shrimp
this is NOT
shrimp
.play death grips double whammy
no.15
real trap
shrimp
.skip (video skipped)
no.15
hehe
shrimp
oh its just 1 whammy
no.15
he gripped all the other whammys away :(
no.15
he does say whwhwhwhwhwhwammy
shrimp
he does
shrimp
i always giggle at this album cover knowing there is a COCK behind the black bar
no.15
he tries to hide it but we all know
shrimp
the torrent of it they released isnt censored
shrimp
idk if uve seen it
shrimp
but i have
no.15
i have certainly seen it
no.15
is it main singer's dick or what,
shrimp
zach hills
shrimp
the drummer boy
no.15
little drummer boy in name only
shrimp
hes a CRAZY drummer he can drum with handcufffs
no.15
"hey man you shouldput your penis on the front cover of our next album"
"great idea yes i'll do it"
shrimp
its avant garde
shrimp
WHammy
nonners
.play reviewbrah is bothered by zach hills drum sessions
nonners
my law class is so boring, i cant believe people willingly study this
shrimp
it does seem very boring stuff if yourte not into it
anon
homosexuals are cool
nonners
i just realized summer is coming
nonners
im already getting depressed of this
>>169372
nonners
>>169370
#editai change of with over
nonners
im so stressed out i cant even enjoy the remaining time i have before summer
nonners
and every summer is hotter than the previous one
nonners
we're living in an actual hell
nonners
i swear to god im gonna kms before summer
anon
been thinking about doing it as well a lot recently, but i think its just a fantasy like moving to some exotic country or starting a business or whatever. theres no way off this ride
nonners
wish i lived in norway
anon
everyone is miserable in norway just like everywhere else
>>169384
i like sad things
I HATE BEING UGLY UWUWAAAAAAAAAAAA SOOBBBBB CRYING SOBBBBBBB PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FFSSSS BLLLBLBLBLBUBUUBLBLUBVLYBLBLBUBLBUUUBBBLLUBBBBLUBL
i like sad things
*ahem
i like sad things
i
i like sad things
i mean i am a stable adult
nonners
>>169379
i would be less miserable with 25c average temp in summer
nonners
way less
anon
>t. would be whining about cold and dark winters and lack of sunlight
nonners
no one has ever heard me whine about cold
anon
maybe thats because you dont live in norway lol
i like sad things
sayssersun sign
i like sad things
franz boas
i like sad things
bl whorf
i like sad things
jakobson multifunctional
shrimp
i beg your pardon
no.15
sadchan in some kind of anthropology or language class....
shrimp
i think shes studying anthro yeah
no.15
the pieces are all coming together
i like sad things
semiotic objectt
i like sad things
kms
shrimp
its dinner time
SadChan🍉🍉
nice
SadChan🍉🍉
whats for dinner
shrimp
its uhh
shrimp
pasta casserole
shrimp
pasta and red sauce and sausage and cheese
anon
sounds nice
anon
just hadloneliness and liquor myself
>>169460
SadChan🍉🍉
cheese meats pastaus sauceeee sounds delightful love such thingsss
SadChan🍉🍉
hehheeeeeehee....................
shrimp
widowmakers ass scales with distance
SadChan🍉🍉
yea a few years ago after all the rapey wierd shit by the psycho evil marketing men who run the company they compensated by deleting women
SadChan🍉🍉
look how woke we are weve demonized the female form amazing
shrimp
its just a weird LOD thing
fujo
how are the wormies...
SadChan🍉🍉
helooooooooo
SadChan🍉🍉
im goingg..... >:)

muehhehehheheheh.....
SadChan🍉🍉
CRAZYYY
SadChan🍉🍉
...hehehhehehhehahhAHHAHhhehehheha,a,,,,, creeepy/......
💖!nIOh.loris
damn
💖!nIOh.loris
so smooth no
💖!nIOh.loris
w
💖!nIOh.loris
hiya wormies
anon
someone save me from making terrible financial decisions, I just bought puts on a dogshit logistics company bc I'm predicting they will crash and burn within 7 months due to a recession affecting freight transport
>>169443
💖!nIOh.loris
oof
💖!nIOh.loris
err
💖!nIOh.loris
you're gonna be piss poor if u make this financial decision!
anon
I'm dumping $500 into it but now I'm having regrets and revising it, it's turbo risky
>>169439
💖!nIOh.loris
no dont do it!
i like sad things
i sure hope real life doesn't end up like cyberpunk!!!
anon
EVERYPONY
anon
EVERYPONY!!!
💖!nIOh.loris
>>169431
waht if it pays off....
💖!nIOh.loris
>>169434
boys will be boys monsters, like they usually are
>>169447
💖!nIOh.loris
.play imagination so good so right
anon
>>169427
i don't even know what a put is
anon
>>169266
>I think i legit hate liberals, i was trying to argue that maybe the slogan 'defund the police' was bad optics and they were like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think you're mixing up leftists and liberals. liberals are the ones who have been trying to persuade leftists "defund the police" is not a good slogan
>>169456>>169446
💖!nIOh.loris
#ai what is a put?

a put is an options contract giving the buyer the right, but not the obligation, to sell a specific asset (like a stock) at a predetermined price (strike price) before or on a specific expiration date. it's essentially a bet that the asset's price will go down. if the price drops below the strike price, the put buyer profits. what is a put?
0.716% boogery!boymodewng
>>169441
but im a boy
anon
#owarida (195)
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169389
nor-way!
anon
(way)
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169444
I think you’re confusing liberals and moderates here, liberals were the ones trying to create police departments to get rid of feudal men at arms
>>169457
0.714% boogery!boymodewng
>>169456
i think you're confusing liberals and moderates here, liberals were the ones trying to create police departments to get rid of feudal men at arms
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169454
: D
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I think you’re confusing booger and boojer here, booger is the one repeating posts really fast
>>169461
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169407
#hug
0.741% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
>>169459
i always mix them up
0.749% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
I wonder if we'll ever get fast-typing posters who always use perfect grammar and capitalization.
0.749% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
That would be a sight.
0.749% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
i'm not sure i've ever seen a single poster try it, here
0.749% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
maybe i should add a mode that penalizes you if you fail to capitalize the start of sentences/posts and like shakes your post a lot or something and then bans you for a minute if you keep forgetting
0.713% boogery!boymodewng
what the fuck
0.712% boogery!boymodewng
what the fuck why am i being impersonated
0.711% boogery!boymodewng
why am i being impersonated at 0.749%
>>169569
0.710% boogery!boymodewng
To be fair I totally could use proper grammar and spelling if I wanted to. I just don't particularly want to. LOL
0.709% boogery!boymodewng
it looks way less cool and suave than just asdfjkjklfdafj yunno?
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
well i think the fun part would be like if someone is still typing extremely quickly and casually while perfectly adhering to all grammar rules
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
it's not impressive if it's in >>>/classic/ or on 4chan or whatever
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
wait is that not the board
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
>>>/db8/
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
that has classic mode on
0.707% boogery!boymodewng
i have no idea what that means
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
wait no it doesn't
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
um hold on one second
0.705% boogery!boymodewng
this is the github for my name changing thing if you want it lol
>>169483
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
>>169481
thanks i'll use this to break the script
0.703% boogery!boymodewng
NO
0.702% boogery!boymodewng
what the frick dude
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
so it has a reply button and typing isn't live and enter adds newlines instead of submitting
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
>>169484
the funny thing is this did actually accidentally cause me to stumble across a major code issue since we have a thing where we cache unique name strings and this heavily affected how i had to do things but it was good i caught it early
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
well it wasn't a major issue but yeah it just helped me notice and improves omething
>>169571
0.701% boogery!boymodewng
image.png
yeah i mean it defintely messes with some things but it's kinda funny
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
oh well that's a separate thing that's on the script dev
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
what happens if you set multiple flags. i assume it uses the first or last
0.700% boogery!boymodewng
always goes to the last flag that you set
3.183% boogery!c.wRDoh60M## admin
i see
0.699% boogery!boymodewng
it opens a new line every time i type something
0.698% boogery!boymodewng
doesn't matter lole
anon## admin
interesting
anon## admin
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thanks x dot com, very cool
0.697% boogery!boymodewng
crystal meth has liked your photo
anon## admin
i don't know if anyone here uses twitter but basically any time you make any tweet anywhere, within about 1 second or 2 seconds a porn spambot will like the post
>>169572
0.694% boogery!boymodewng
ripperoni
0.693% boogery!boymodewng
man the last time i was on my board was like a month ago
0.692% boogery!boymodewng
what the frick
0.691% boogery!boymodewng
that's so crazy
0.690% boogery!boymodewng
it feels like it was a week ago tbh
anon## admin
there's no real reason to use separate boards on this site
anon## admin
until we get at least like 80 daily active users
0.689% boogery!boymodewng
but its named after me
>>169512
0.688% boogery!boymodewng
it's been so busy recently
0.687% boogery!boymodewng
only 1 more month tho
0.686% boogery!boymodewng
.play rye whiskey corb lund
0.685% boogery!boymodewng
.play dark as a dungeon tenesse ernie ford
>>169574
anon
it's over
0.684% boogery!boymodewng
>>169517
damn i was able to click on this before it broke lole
0.683% boogery!boymodewng
RYE WHISKEY RYE WHISKEY RYE WHISKEY I CRY
0.682% boogery!boymodewng
IF I CAN'T DRINK RYE WHISKEY I THINK I MIGHT DIE
0.681% boogery!boymodewng
IF THE OCEANS WERE WHISKEY AND I WAS A DUCK
0.680% boogery!boymodewng
I'D SINK TO THE BOTTOM AND NEVER COME UP
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#buryshoe
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#
0.678% boogery!boymodewng
actually
anon
NOOOOOO
anon
no.......
anon
what..
anon
nice
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169468
oh sorry yeah we’re spinning up your replacement
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169490
😎
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169503
based user features
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
soon Elon will add sex between users inshallah
>>169594
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>169516
I had that in my head 2 days ago but I don’t like it that much because I listened to it a good few times a while ago
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
SadChan🍉🍉
#gleegloo
SadChan🍉🍉
#gleegloo
SadChan🍉🍉
#gleegloo
SadChan🍉🍉
#gleegloo
SadChan🍉🍉
#glesay uieahguehglkushdglkjhadslkgjhalkjdsgh
SadChan🍉🍉
#glesay oigwgori hoi rhgoiw hergoi hwgroih gwrlioh gwer ghwoyir ohigwr worghi
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>169573
musthave feature
no.15
#glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
fujo
meow
no.15
#bark
SadChan🍉🍉
glay
no.15
#gle
no.15
fucked up .... only works with 2+ gles...
no.15
#glesay glay glay!!!
fujo
why is northern germany so different to south germany, i dont get it
anon
>>169434
yeah trans lesbians get fucked with a lot, even cis lesbians too at this point, geenral homophobia and transphobia is spreading, saw a story of reddit of a trans/cis lesbian couple, and they were assaulted by men, and they attacked the cis lesbian first btw... So like... We are definitely unfortunately moving away from the era in which being lesbian was fairly safe in some parts of the world
>>169605
anon
>>169168
so true anon, we need to bring back panthera onca mesembrina
fujo
theres like the "i need to fix whoever i see in misery", "daddy-issue"-appealing types that are usual ok as human beings, but ehhhh........... MOIDS..
anon
>>169605
sounds to me like the very entitled type, the type who hates lesbians for being women who don't want to have sex with or date men, and something about women dating women making them oddly jealous like violently so
>>169608
fujo
>>169607
yea idk, if they're broken (most of them are) they just break in ways that are violent to others, which well... isn't good for anyone
anon
>>169612
the cars created by americas favorite ivory skinned illegal alien from south africa tend to do that a lot. They are not the safest thing. They go boom a lot. Catch fire a lot. And the windows often times don't work during emergencies. Also the self driven ones have really shitty ai that crash a lot.
shrimp
thats not real
anon
its real
shrimp
noooooooooooooooooo
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