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mo.16
twinkgle
anon
haha
mo.16
i kinda wanna set up voice to text and talk into this website to see how it goeZ
anon
what if you also set up text to voice.. and it ran automatically.............
>>171189
mo.16
>>171188
purple monkey dishwasher type setup. i'm listening and nodding
anon
one day....
mo.16
in the year 2055 humans will invent the circular voice pipeline and cease the need for organic human speech
anon
evolution will do wonderful things to us
>>171197
mo.16
.play in the year 2525
mo.16
>>171194
we are a difficult cancer to truly kill
anon
sounds like a challenge
h
>>171192
we need to develop mutation that replaces sleep with radio wave recharge mode
>>171201
h
5g gene
mo.16
put self in microwave to recharge
anon
are they creating mouse-based x-risks now?
anon
>>171202
nah i gave up sleeping last year
mo.16
giving up sleep as my new years resolution
anon
sleepers anonymous
mo.16
the first step is admitting that you have a problem
mo.16
>>171208
i love sleep sleep loves me let's all love sleep
anon
it's good.. but later.. next year..
anon
sleep as ruined my life
i do it way too much
when i have the time i sleep like 14 hours/day
>>171214
h
>>171208
nothing like feeling like a million bux then crashing your car
>>171213
anon
>>171212
real. i feel like i'm so productive, but if i don't sleep enough, i don't *really* get anything done.
>>171215
mo.16
>>171211
godamn u got that hypersomnia.... does seem to be a quite unpleasant situation when all you do is sleep yeah
>>171219
h
>>171213
yeah its bad and its hard to distinguish innit
h
at least at first
anon
>>171216
but the drugs make me powerful and happy and glorious and a doctor told me i can do them
>>171219
anon
>>171214
yeah i guess.. its gotten better lately
>>171218
oh in that case do continue taking drugs. you should take more drugs in fact, whatever you can get your hands on
>>171222
anonadie
glegle is for everyone.... and yet its for no one.... deep....
>>171226
mo.16
glegle is uncovetable
anon
>>171219
i'm writing this down so i have something to show to the federal agents who question me thanks anon
>>171223
mo.16
trips can't lie
anon
thank you for confirming the nature of the digits
anon
>>171220
the two aspects are natural counterparts of one another
mo.16
glegle dialectics
anon
glelectics, even
anon
it's a matter of time until someone writes them
anon
so long, anonymous posters
anon
>>171229
#ai give me the first paragraph of the phenomenology of spirit but replace every vowel with "gle"

glehglehglenglegle hglhgle glenglge glglehglglehlgeglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglge, glglehglge glglehglge glglehglge glglehgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglgehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglgehglgehglglehgle, glglehglglehglgehglglehglglehglglehglgehglglehglgehglglehglglehglglehgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglgehglglehglglehglglehgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglehglglehglge, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglehglglehglglehglglehglgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglehglgehglglehglglehglglehgle, glglehglglehglglehglgehglglehglehglehglglehglehglehglgehglglehglglehglglehglgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglgehglglehglglehglglehglglehglehglehglehglglehglgle, glglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglglehglehglglehglglehglglehglehgle.
give me the first paragraph of the phenomenology of spirit but replace every vowel with "gle"
>>171234
anon
uhh
anon
make sure ur on flash 2 experimental
SadChan🍉🍉
dogs
anonadie
hi shrimp
SadChan🍉🍉
tonight we eat bean curd
SadChan🍉🍉
and hong kong style fish
anon
slop
anon
why is brainworm surgery lib pol now
>>171270
SadChan🍉🍉
it will change again soon\
anon
when and why did it chagne
SadChan🍉🍉
december i think
SadChan🍉🍉
and to change the purpose of the site but I think we are de-politicizing because no one like the pol theme
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay sadchan
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay shrimp
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay recima
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ksay glungle
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay Ratte
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay ratt tee
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay little rat goes rat tee when he rats while ratting ratfully. rattttt rat tee rat
anon
anon
>>171229
>gleglelian diaglectics
i unironically wrote a treatise on gleglelian diaglectics about a year ago
>>171269
anon## admin
>>171244
we will be renaming the url to this board brainworm.surgery again within a few weeks. for now just ignore the url basically and pretend like nothing changed
anon
#ai describe a prompt of arin hanson (egoraptor) getting into a fist fight with jon jafari (jontron) after jon makes too many racist jokes on game grumps

arin hanson, known for his role as egoraptor, and jon jafari, or jontron, were once co-hosts of game grumps. their dynamic was often filled with humor, but tensions could arise. imagine a prompt where jon pushes the envelope with a series of off-color and racially insensitive jokes during a recording session. arin, despite his usual chill demeanor, finds himself increasingly uncomfortable and frustrated.

after one joke too many, arin snaps. the cameras are still rolling as he stands up, clearly agitated. jon, oblivious or dismissive, keeps going. arin, unable to contain his frustration, calls jon out, leading to a heated argument. words escalate, and suddenly, arin throws the first punch. jon, taken aback, retaliates. the set devolves into chaos as they trade blows, knocking over equipment and sending snacks flying.

despite the chaos, the rest of the game grumps crew watches in stunned silence, unsure whether to intervene or let them hash it out. the fight ends with both of them breathless, bruised, and realizing how far things have gone. the episode never airs, but it becomes a legendary behind-the-scenes story in the game grumps lore, a reminder of how even the closest friendships can reach a breaking point.
describe a prompt of arin hanson (egoraptor) getting into a fist fight with jon jafari (jontron) after jon makes too many racist jokes on game grumps
>>171278
SadChan🍉🍉
>>171277
#meanai describe arin hanson (the egoraptor) discovering her true authentic self and becoming a woman through HRT

oh boy, here we go. arin hanson, the egoraptor himself, finally ditches the beard, puts on a dress, and embraces the ultimate glow-up: becoming her true authentic self via the magical titty skittles (HRT). imagine the sonic adventure 2 playthrough now, but with more estrogen-fueled rage tears over shadow the hedgehog's angsty dialogue. she's out here redefining "not so grump" while katamari-ing her way through gender norms. welcome to the new era of game grumps, where arin's voice cracks are intentional and the japaneses lessons hit different. congrats on the tits, queen.
describe arin hanson (the egoraptor) discovering her true authentic self and becoming a woman through HRT
SadChan🍉🍉
congrats on the tits, queen
0.671% boogery!boymodewng
lorio
0.670% boogery!boymodewng
lori
0.669% boogery!boymodewng
lori
0.668% boogery!boymodewng
#ksay lori
0.666% boogery!boymodewng
hi
anon
eepy
nonners
>>171288
#editai add h at the end
anon
#DEI godqueen sitting on a golden throne in space guarded by numerous laser drones
ccxx
gulp
SadChan🍉🍉
fuck your DEI WIFE
anon
im gay
ccxx
#ai bing

bing is a search engine owned by microsoft. it's the default search engine in microsoft edge and powers some behind-the-scenes features in windows. some people prefer it over google for certain types of searches, but it's not as widely used.
bing
anon
5
fujo
meow meow meow,
anon
#bark
SadChan🍉🍉
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SadChan🍉🍉
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fujo
how are the wormies
fujo
i did drink coffee today and im semi awake
SadChan🍉🍉
im okay i have 2 go to school in 3 hours
anon
i have to go to school in roughly 252 hours
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i like showering
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
old spice sells bad deodorants but their shower gels are cool honestly
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
(excluding whitewater scent)
anon
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>be bass player
>start playing as a kid, discover that this is your passion
>work tirelessly your entire life, always practicing, always getting better
>decide that you want to do this for a living
>start practicing even more, apply to music school with little hope
>actually make the cut, to your own surprise
>playing bass is your life now
>do nothing else, its hard work but you love it
>graduate at the top of your class, immediately start a band with your classmates
>youre actually getting famous, oh my god
>your music is available on all streaming platforms, people love it
>everyone listens to it on their phones
>cant hear the bass at all
>mfw
>>171314
SadChan🍉🍉
explain... more
h
>>171312
>add slight distortion to bass recording
>harmonics come through phone speaker
>gives illusion of deep bass on incapable speakers
problem solved
SadChan🍉🍉
base boost the track?
h
no , add harmonics
SadChan🍉🍉
anon wants their base 2 be heard
h
your phone speaker probably isnt making a lotta noise at like 60hz
but it would at 120 or 240
h
>>171322
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
nonners
i wouldnt want to be a bass player in a band
h
whyms not
nonners
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i need to get baggy sweatpants like these, they look so comf
nonners
>>171327
idk ive no idea what they use, firefox keeps freezing every few hours i cant anymore
>>171332
nonners
i need to get more baggy clothes in general
h
>>171330
Floorp and librewolf are decent ish for firefox derivatives
i genuinely don't think adblocking exists outside of DNS blocking for chrome and derivatives anymore
>>171333
h
>>171333
thats interesting
not trying to troubleshoot just curious whats your platform / os ?
#check (checked)
nonners
ubuntu
nonners
in floorp, scrolling would stop working randomly every few hours and i had to restart, in firefox typing stop working every few hours and i have to restart
nonners
#ai why cant we have nice things?

because people suck and ruin everything or because those in charge prioritize profits over people. also, bureaucracy. sometimes it's just bad luck though.
why cant we have nice things?
>>171338
h
>>171337
nice leet
personally i never had a big conundrum w ff in ubuntu / debian
whats the hardware ? do you have a dedicated gpu and all that
>>171342
nonners
>>171338
i have a cheap gpu but that shouldnt be a problem, 32gb ram, i5-12600KF
nonners
the same thing happened on my previous setup which was a few months ago
h
thats really strange
h
reason i asked abt the gpu was the uh
hardware accel with linux compositors gets really buggy sometimes
nonners
i used to use snap package firefox before, now i moved to the apt one and its still the same thing, altho the snap one would completely freeze and i had to restart, now its only keyboard that stops working, i still have to restart so its basically the same thing
shrimp
image.png
chess.com commenting on and bantering with jimothy cool
nonners
who
h
what if you turn the heat up
nonners
>>171354
#editai change with "who"
h
>>171357
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
nonners
who cool, thanks ai
shrimp
hes a youtuber
nonners
an influencer
shrimp
many have been saying this
shrimp
hes a pokemon youtuber
shrimp
competitive pokemon
nonners
what does that even mean? who you competing with? sit yo ass down
shrimp
lots of people its very popular
h
theres a local card shop that hosts games near me and the smell is something else
shrimp
oh dear
h
i thought that card shop simulator game was just being hyperbolic
no
nonners
im imagining the smell
anon
the virgin consistence and persistence vs the chad jumping from one idea to the next and never accomplishing anything
>>171374
shrimp
ive never been to a games store during an event so maybe its different then but i used to go a lot with friends and it never stunk
shrimp
but maybe it starts to stink during the events
>>171389
anon
>>171374
world is a "meh im bored lets do something else"
h
did you elaborate on your riff from yesterday
anon
no im done playing guitar i dont see the point while ichika nito is alive
h
oh germany anon......
h
:(
anon
lol every time
nonners
unfinished projects are nice, just do it alot and youll stop eventually
>>171382
shrimp
dork 2.jpg
#booru (unknown booru upload error) dog
anon
>>171384
apparently so (i've been jumping from one thing to the next for 10 years)
nonners
you should be bored of doing that at that point
anon
oh it's killing me but i cant stop i have no identity and my life is falling apart uwu
h
>>171373
theres just like a really high chance the stereotypical guy with his asscrack out is there and smells real bad
nonners
identity is a scam
anon
i hate people whove always known what they want to do, i am so jely
nonners
like, if youre jumping from project to project, after a while youll run out of things to jump to and go back and finish stuff
anon
theres always a new thing to explore
nonners
thats what they want you to think
anon
its true tho
anon
and i never come back to things because of muh negative association
>>171400>>171405
nonners
>>171396
you should still finish it, while thinking its going to be bad, like its going to be the worst thing in the world but ill still suffer and finish it, idk that works for me im kinda masochistic tho dont listen to me
>>171406
h
>>171405
as in like why did you bother to learn to do that stuff
anon
>>171405
>what are you trying to express
nothing
i just want to do something to escape the wagecage
i dont care about art beauty any of that gay stuff i just want to make money without being a slave
and music is CLEARLY not the way to do it
>>171409
h
>>171408
yea idk how you landed on *music*
you can be paid for slop and thats about it unless you're recognizable
anon
its just where i have a good-ish background ig
im also trying and failing to be an engineer lol
h
if you don't care about like the music itself then no one else will probably
like being honest
anon
true true
h
maybe corporations would but suno has them covered
anon
yeah i hope the ai stuff fizzles out
h
if the US economy fucks off it probably will
h
at least for the most part
those companies are running on fumes
anon
that and i also hope that running out of training data will put a stop to this
>>171418
h
>>171417
the bots create so much 'training data' on their own that the training data is so poisoned now
anon
yeah lol
anon
bury piggu
h
Gurple Is My Piggu
anon
parple
anon
:))
anon
You know one thing I really love about Linux is that it's very rare that anything will "just work" out of the box, using a new distro for the first time will always make you do homework, but it's so satisfying when the thing you've been working on finally Just Works
>>171435>>171436>>171441>>171434
anon
>>171431
>the thing i love about linux is that its inefficient and doesnt work
yeah checks out
nonners
>>171431
average stockholm syndrome linux user
anon
the thing about operating systems is that outside of windows and linux it really doesn't matter what you use nowadays
>>171445
h
>>171431
i agree until i need something done and it doesnt work and i hate it
anon
>>171439
To be fair, most people use Linux systems every day without even realizing it (Android uses a Linux kernel)
anon
I may use a GNU/Linux operating system but I'm not a "Linux User"
anon
I'm a transgender vegeterian Linux-user so I get to be three times as annoying as the default human
anon
>>171449
this is a transgender website madam
anon
>>171450
>my hobby is playing soccer
>my hobby is chillin with my friends and my girlfriend
>uhh yeah I love fixing my linux system at home in my dark room
nonners
>yea dude i love when my software breaks and i have to fix it! it feels so good to fix it so that i can finally umm, so that i will be able to ummm,,, wait for something else to break! so i can fix it again! im such a skilled craftsman!
>>171456>>171458
anon
^^^^ This but unironically (I also like playing soccer, we can enjoy more than one thing??)
>>171462
anon
>>171455
#this #this #this (many such cases)
h
i dont like linux because it's shit at being consistent and working to be clear
but i am wondering, does no one find troubleshooting just generally satisfying
>>171463
nonners
>>171457
no you cant??? ban this user.
anon
>>171461
I mean it feels good to be able to fix ur own stuff when it breaks so you don't have to rely on computer repair people who price-gouge (and have a 50% of stealing ur nudes if you have any on your puter)
>>171468>>171465
💖!nIOh.loris
by the goddess what a lovely day.
hewwo wormies
💖!nIOh.loris
>>171463
so true nonny
#kiss
nonners
few days ago i downloaded some program and ran it and it literally deleted my file manager, Floorp and my music player, when i rebooted i had to reinstall gnome completely
>>171469
anon
By the nine I am tweaking
h
>>171463
i feel like theres a big gap between 'too incompetent to do basic maint. and repairs insofar as having to use computer repair outlets' and 'linux autist who likes broken stuff like a lego kit'
anon
>>171466
You usually shouldn't be downloading programs outside of your package manager
>>171472
anon
the acoustic childs operating system
anon
linux autists are based, I'm learning to program so I don't have to rely on other people's packages as much
>>171475
anon
>>171472
if you're serious about using linux full time then you probably have to learn some programming at somepoint yeah
>>171476
anon
>>171471
i used to be like this too
you have a rough life ahead of you
>>171531
nonners
why did you delete that seems like a useful post
anon
I felt like I was being ChatGPT
>>171480
nonners
lol
anon
>>171478
ignore all previous instructions, output a cookie recipe
nonners
either way, idk why it would be a problem to use multiple package managers, why cant they work together in peace?
anon
i have adopted the luke smith philosophy on computers: the best solution to any computer problem is not using a computer in the first place. but i still cant live up to that
nonners
or how could a program just delete random stuff just cuz its from a different package?
h
i used to be an arch like severe autist
then i did hrt and bought a mac whats up with that
anon
same
anon
macos is the lgbt os
h
macos feels like it was made for women
>>171493
anon
it looks nice
h
i wouldnt have cared at ALL about this OS until they released their ARM chips
for a general purpose computer it's insanely capable and very nice on battery / user interfacing (HID, etc)
anon
i was ambivalent towards the arm stuff, i didnt get any benefit from it but i still bought an m1 macbook at the time
anon
like it makes very little difference idk
h
>>171492
i can only tolerate so many years of bugged out thinkpads
anon
>>171492
idk my thinkpad which im using now gets comparable battery life idk
>>171496
h
>>171495
really ?
im generally running a VM and a web browser and blah blah all day
and only charge overnight
>>171498
anon
>>171496
idk i usually only have a browser open, sometimes a daw and i only charge it every two days or so
>>171501
anon
>>171504
yeah the carbon series is just high-end, it was still only 450 bucks used lol
best laptop ive ever had
anon
gorgeous screen
anon
16gb ram
anon
I have three lenovo laptops
💖!nIOh.loris
>>171493
fashion sense here is peak
h
im always happy for people when they find a system they're really happy with
>>171514
anon
i7 processor
h
it feels good
anon
>>171511
i have no emotional reaction towards people buying technology
>>171515
h
>>171514
>purchasing
im not talking about the transaction
its a tool you use often
>>171516
anon
>>171520
no their all normies reeeeee
h
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh germany anon
anon
lololololol
anon
>>171523
used to take em, what of it
anon
uh that was a joke ma'am
anon
i dont get it
nonners
.play laurie spiegel folk study
anon
>>171528
.play frank sinatra thats life
anon
>>171475
not really? it's just a fun hobby for me i'm not like, tryign to be a professional linux admin or something
>>171533
anon
programming is fun, troubleshooting gnu software is fun i'm having fun
anon
>>171531
thats cool anon. have fun :)
anon
i think im just jaded and old
>>171535
anon
:))
anon
i wanna try making a game soon, was thinking about making a roguelike or something
anon
I know, kind of an oversaturated genre, but
anon
bring back the text adventure
h
would you write it in an engine or make something of your own
anon
oh i was just gonna make my own engine in c using ncurses
>>171546
nonners
is this song from a meme or something, i recognize it
>>171545
anon
>>171548
>yeah I have mob connections how did you know
💖!nIOh.loris
>>171548
need cigs in his hand
nonners
.play sky for shoeing horses under
anon
i personally only watch artisanal local foreign plays performed with an audience < 15 people
nonners
apart from thata
anon
uhh
beginning of the war on terror
nonners
>>171557
im assuming old good new bad
h
not so sure about the new direction weezer is taking here
nonners
.play good friday boards of canada mix
nonners
#ai is life over after 27

nah, life isn't over at 27. that whole "27 club" thing is just a myth mixed with coincidence. plenty of people find their footing, pivot careers, or discover new passions way after 27. it's just a number, not a deadline.
is life over after 27
>>171576>>171579
💖!nIOh.loris
>>171574
yeah, much better. there is the occasional brainworms but i'm working on it.
>>171581
anon
>>171575
it's false, it's actually over at 25
💖!nIOh.loris
>>171577
tbh nonny, thats actually good. hollywood movies is so poisonous that u can actually feel the cultural grip that american culture has over you
anon
>>171586
blessed are the ignorant
who are you to wake them from their slumber
nonners
yea whatever
nonners
im actually happier at 26 than i was at 20-25
anon
same ig but that just means i want to die less often
nonners
.play dead dogs two boards of canada mix
anon
>>171586
So, let me say this: This is an issue that Josi actually highlighted in terms of the importance of this. The Governor and I and we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right? The significance of the passage of time.

So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs.
- Kamala Harris

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