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anon
bury.
na-bee-eh (nadie)
bury.
shrimp
fake nose not a real nose this is fake
anon
imposter nose wins again :DDD
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172463
the absolute pinnacle of british engineering
na-bee-eh (nadie)
david bowie cooked here so bad
mo.16
>>172477
neither delicious nor curry nor dinner!!!!!!!!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
queen's best song is just a regular david bowie song
>>172485
na-bee-eh (nadie)
sorry not sorry
anon
DONT SAY THAT WORD AI
mo.16
oh no that bury is too sexy
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172490
holy moly what a bury
anon
WOWZEERS
anon
TBWT indeed
anon
average david bowie song (powerchords + campfire chords)
>>172511
anon
i lied i dont have netflix take your shoes off were listening to allan holdsworth talking about scales
.play [YouTube]
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172507
they're all bangers tho
mo.16
>>172509
it's becoming sexual again!!!
anon
caps
anon
>>172519
omg they made bury sanders
anon
is it ok if i post my tiktok to show yall the new version of my rif
>>172531
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172523
this is just steve buscemi if he was mewing
anon
oh maybe i should have done that while listeing to the greatest rock music of the 20th century. oh wel...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172535
two headed boy...
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172539
>implying socialism is ebil
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172542
this is literally me btw
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#sharkspin
mo.16
#weirdshorkspin
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#sharkspin
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172553
i smoke them too
shrimp
oh no
shrimp
stinky
na-bee-eh (nadie)
why stinky
mo.16
ASH
shrimp
ciggies are smelly stinky
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ashes to ashes
mo.16
smelly ciggy
ciggy butt brain
na-bee-eh (nadie)
funk to funky
anon
>>172553
i think eating ciggies is worse actually
like it can kill you immediately
>>172566
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i wanna steam them
mo.16
more like snowbal pooperator!!!!!!!!
>>172581
anon
>>172575
you're just mad cause you're bad at playing guitar and also –
>>172585
shrimp
more like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i rest my case
mo.16
encased in ice, anon is defrosted ten thousand years in the future....
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172598
that's so ebil
anon
cant unread it lol
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i didn't read
>>172604
mo.16
ununreadable
readable
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i'm NOT a thot.
anon
imagine kissing that lmao
anon
pathetic
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172615
aren't those things hot
mo.16
>>172615
are they hot like the sun
anon
everyone should use skeet more its free advertising
>>172623
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#skeet (skeet must contain text or image)
mo.16
>>172619
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME IN YOUR VEINS FLOWS THE POWER TO HARVEST THE LOST SOULS THAT DRIFT LIKE COSMIC DUST LET YOUR BLEETS PIERCE THE VEIL OF REALITY, COMPELLING THE WAYWARD TO JOIN OUR GRAND SYMPHONY

(link to bleet)

>>172624>>172626
mo.16
>>172624
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172623
#skeet (if quoting a post to create a skeet, you must either quote a post with an image or your post must only contain the #skeet command with no text) glegle is for everyone
>>172628
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172628
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
chat
anon
#gleet
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172637
thank you shrimp i love you
anon
>>172634
you sure seem to be a sexual creature judging from your posts. not necessarily a thot tho
>>172643
anon
i need more evidence to make that call
anon
have you heard of adversarial collaboration?
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172646
how can i be sexual if this is literally me?
anon
>>172647
#picblur
shrimp
oh no
anon
wtffers
mo.16
terribad image
anon
i wish i could unsee that
anon
>>172647
uhh
mo.16
#unsee
na-bee-eh (nadie)
le sex is le bad but unironically
>>172661
mo.16
sex isn't bad.... i think....
anon
sex bad
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172662
that's my point anon, le sex is le bad
anon
>t. will have sex tomorrow
>>172665
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172664
that's not something that's definitely going to happen
anon
wouldnt it be funny if you didnt have sex tomorrow because of this post
that would be hilarious
>>172670
mo.16
#c odds of having sex tomorrow (cannot compute)
mo.16
technology failed us
anon
#weather sex (cannot compute)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172666
if i have sex tomorrow it'll be just to rebel against your ideas
>>172694
mo.16
#weather here (the weather in new york city, new york, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 9 miles per hour and a temperature of 44 degrees fahrenheit)
>>172675
anon
#time sex (cannot compute)
anon
#time new york (7:33:49 p.m. eastern daylight time, thursday, march 13, 2025)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#time glegle (cannot compute)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#time derrick (cannot compute)
anon
#time constantinople (2:34:06 a.m. turkey time, friday, march 14, 2025)
anon
>>172679
batman is a town in turkey
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#time batman (2 minutes)
anon
#time superman (2 minutes)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#time buryshoe (cannot compute)
shrimp
#time arbitrary name (cannot compute)
anon
#weather superman (the weather near the superman: ultimate flight currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 14 miles per hour and a temperature of 43 degrees fahrenheit)
mo.16
#c picture of buryshoe (cannot compute)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with partly cloudy skies, a wind speed of 14 miles per hour and a temperature of 80 degrees fahrenheit)
>>172691
na-bee-eh (nadie)
who tf's goliath
>>172699
na-bee-eh (nadie)
::goliath
shrimp
me
anon
i checked like 50 places named goliath and bone of the match its a mystery for the ages
na-bee-eh (nadie)
moder
anon
david end.. a fearsome name
anon
#c a train is going 40mph and another is headed towards it at 75mph. they are 3 miles apart. how long until they cross paths? (cannot compute)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
david and bowie
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172704
isn't he dead
mo.16
>>172708
the very same
david + golitah was based on derrick and glegle
>>172711
anon
#c i have three apples and i eat one, how many apples do i have left? (2 apples)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172709
golitah sound cute
mo.16
#c square root of 2 (1.41421)
anon
#c how far does light travel in 38 seconds (using the formula for equation of motion for an object at the speed of light, the distance is 1.14 times 10 to the 7 kilometers)
>>172717
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#c how many apples tall is glegle (cannot compute)
>>172718
mo.16
#c how many fingers am i holding up (you can see me holding up two fingers) (cannot compute)
anon
#c batman (batman is a superhero who appears in american comic books published by dc comics. batman was created by the artist bob kane and writer bill finger, and debuted in the 27th issue of the comic book detective comics on march 30, 1939)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172714
this shit is useless
anon
#c kcal 13 spagetti pasta noodles (2664 cal (dietary calories) | 210 cal (dietary calories))
mo.16
#c 3 feet in apples (cannot compute)
anon
if my durnk mental math isnt off
anon
#c height of 17 US quarters stacked rim to rim (cannot compute)
mo.16
#c do you love me (of course; i like all humans who ask me questions i can answer)
anon
#c height of usa quarter (0.07 inches)
anon
#c height of 182918 usa quarters (cannot compute)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172728
i didn't know glegle's chill like that
anon
#c height of 3 usa quarters (cannot compute)
mo.16
glegle always uses the flavour packet
na-bee-eh (nadie)
friggin packet yo
>>172740
mo.16
#c average apple height (cannot compute)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172731
makes u think
mo.16
whAT
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#c how big is TWO apples (cannot compute)
>>172742
na-bee-eh (nadie)
WHATTTTT
mo.16
too many people :( they all dies
anon
#c how many electrons in an apple (cannot compute)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#c how tall is a people (cannot compute)
mo.16
#c kisses you on the mouth (cannot compute)
>>172754
anon
#c how big apple (161000 people)
anon
#ai why are u so trigger happy now what did i do to deserve this

nice try fed.
why are u so trigger happy now what did i do to deserve this
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#ai are you a glowie?

nice try fed.
are you a glowie?
>>172757
anon
gilmore has such a nice tone
>>172758
anon
too bad his playing is ruined by the boomer scale
anon
#ai height 17 apples

nice try fed.
height 17 apples
anon
#ai whats 14+7

21.
whats 14+7
mo.16
#c one apple. one orange. no survivors. tonight on fox. how many apples? (cannot compute)
>>172786
na-bee-eh (nadie)
enough
anon
#ai how big is an apple

an apple is usually about the size of a fist, around 2.5 to 3.5 inches in diameter. small ones can be closer to 2 inches, big ones up to 4.
how big is an apple
anon
>thinking critizing DIAVID GILMORE makes you a better guiatrist
>>172772
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172771
david gilmore sucks the only good david is bowie
>>172775
anon
#ai how big is david bowie counting in apples

david bowie was about 5'10" (177.8 cm). if we compare that to the average apple, which is about 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter, he'd be roughly 59 apples tall. of course, apples vary in size, but this is a fun, nonsensical way to think about it.
how big is david bowie counting in apples
>>172785
SadChan🍉🍉
>hear crazy diamond

no way melonurger.ord is playing pink floyd

come back
anon
LMAO EVEN
anonadie
#glegle
anonadie
#glegle #glegle #glegle #glegle
SadChan🍉🍉
ITS CRAZY DIAMOND
>>172784
SadChan🍉🍉
lets fucking goooooooooooo
>>172784
na-bee-eh (nadie)
this gle needs glasses
mo.16
>>172773
david bowie is 60 apples tall
anonadie
david gilmour is good man
>>172789
anonadie
why be so mean and rude
anonadie
shine on you crazy glegle
anonadie
nadie help me out here how do i change my nickname
mo.16
TOP RIGHT CORNER LITTLE ICON OF A PERSON
>>172796
anon
#time joker (cannot compute)
mo.16
#time evil (cannot compute)
anon
#time goku (cannot compute)
anonadie
thx im gonna change it now
anon
#time vegeta (cannot compute)
anon
#weather naruto (the weather in naruto, japan, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 10 miles per hour and a temperature of 48 degrees fahrenheit)
na-bee-eh (nadie)
what about it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
do you like my new username
na-bee-eh (nadie)
can somebody tell him not to do this
na-bee-eh (nadie)
fine
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok thank u
spasticplastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
is that better
na-bee-eh (nadie)
it's ok
na-bee-eh (nadie)
we are all nadie
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
hmm
na-bee-eh (nadie)
no
na-bee-eh (nadie)
what
na-bee-eh (nadie)
DUDE
na-bee-eh (nadie)
david gilmore is the goet, i hate david bowie
>>172826
na-bee-eh (nadie)
the horde grows
na-bee-eh (nadie)
STOP IT.
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
how about just "spastic" then
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
what did i do
na-bee-eh (nadie)
you began the chain reaction...
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
DUDE THATS NOT ME
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172819
i didn't say this
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
SOMEONE ELSE CHANGED IT
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
goddammit
na-bee-eh (nadie)
FUCK DAVID BOWIE
na-bee-eh (nadie)
goddamn
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i hate you all
na-bee-eh (nadie)
y'all are NOT me
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i do NOT support any other message impersonating me
>>172839>>172835
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
there.gif
na-bee-eh (nadie)
u can do whatever u want shrimpie
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
bruh nadie
shrimp
yipppeee
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
my mom just walked in on the video and asked me "is that carlos cabezas"
anon
nadie told me to kms thats not very nice
spastic (nadie's situationshipfriend)
do you like carlos cabezas
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i think carlos cabezas is better than david gilmour that's for sure
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i think carlos cabezas is better than david bowie thats for sure
>>172849
shrimp
ladies please
na-bee-eh (nadie)
ok ok
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i will if anon stops impersonating me
>>172859
na-bee-eh (nadie)
DUDE YOU'RE NOT ME
>>172864
submarine
im so boned
na-bee-eh (nadie)
>>172864
thank u shrimp u know me so well #kiss

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