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bluebber
>>17156
are you betesticled?
bluebber
i don't actually want to know i just think that word is funny
french press
bestesticled individuals
recima
im gay
bluebber
i agree
french press
#c time in vietnam now (3:52:59 a.m. indochina time, wednesday, november 6, 2024)
french press
damn it is morning in vietnam
bluebber
doesn't matter
>>17166
bluebber
it literally can't be mrning in vietnam you idiot
>>17167
french press
>>17165
#reply in an upset tone

I apologize for my mistake. I was mistaken about the time zone difference and did not mean to offend you with my comment. Please forgive me for my error.
in an upset tone
french press
>:( ai noooo
bluebber
it knows who the alpha is
recima
can someone kiss me (platonic)
bluebber
me i am the alpha
bluebber
it's me
bluebber
i am
bluebber
me
bluebber
.play 2020 election freakout mr blue sky
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
what if
bluebber
no
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
ok never mind
bluebber
wait no come back
bluebber
plz say it
bluebber
plz
bluebber
plz
bluebber
haskell plz
bluebber
shut up april you NERD
anon
i'm not april
bluebber
yeah you ae
anon
no im not
bluebber
yeah you are
bluebber
yeah you are
bluebber
yeah you are
anon
imnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
bluebber
yeah you are
bluebber
oh are you lowercase anon
french press
we're all loercase here
anon
no
anon
okay im april now, even tho im not
>>17202
bluebber
your mom is april
french press
>>17200
april detected, granting access. welcome to the nuclear launch codes
anon
when isthis dumb election thing gonna happen anyways
bluebber
it'll be over on january 6th
>>17210
anon
i ask the same
anon
its kinda boring rn, i want the memes and the fireworks
anon
c'mon americans do something funny
anon
besides bombing ppls countries
bluebber
bluebber
bluebber
bluebber
anon
wish i was cuddling someone rn
>>17214
bluebber
bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber
anon
maybe i should watch a movie or something im just sitting around twiddling my thumbs makin myself anxious
>>17221>>17218
bluebber
bluebber!
french press
>>17215
definitely a good idea to do stuff you like and keep ur mind of it
usual anxiety alleviation applies
recima
IM BACK
anon
hi recima!
bluebber
bluebber bluebber bluebber , bluebber bluebber . bluebber! bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber.
anon
Ryû to sobakasu no hime
is the romanized name
bluebber
bluebber...
french press
blueberr y
anon
burberry?
anon
>>17226
about a girl that is an idol in a virtual world.
like, she is the musical idol from metaverse
>>17231
bluebber
bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber. bluebber! bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber bluebber.
anon
>>17229
huh sounds very topical!
french press
commiting crimes against evil people who deserve to hecking fricking get eaten
french press
>>17236
zuckerburg was ahead of his time
french press
or maybe he stole the idea from the anime... idk when his meta shit started.....
french press
#c when did facebook change name to meta (meta platforms)
french press
thanks computer
anon
#paradox (in automated handwriting recognition, a cursively written word cannot be recognized without being segmented and cannot be segmented without being recognized)
anon
#paradox (persistent female choice for particular male trait values should erode genetic variance in male traits and thereby remove the benefits of choice, yet choice persists)
anon
#paradox (given two conflicting policy proposals, a voter can simultaneously advocate for the implementation of both if they vote for the less popular one, assuming they believe that democratic decisions should be followed)
anon
brb
recima
time to erd tree
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
\absolutely nothing, just a blank image
french press
#paradox (if we divide time into discrete 0-duration slices, no motion is happening in each of them, so taking them all as a whole, motion is impossible)
>>17253
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
\meow meow a cute cat and shark chimera
anon
>>17251
this one doesnt exist anymore because they discovered the plank second te be aitch
anon
planck? idk how to spell it
anon
indivisible unit of time
french press
>>17257
#aicheck (AI)
anon
lmao
anon
oh wait it can play live
anon
yes we support livestreams now
>>17277
french press
o neatoo
french press
when does it end... ?
anon## admin
wait where is the .play? am i going crazy
anon
youre going crazy
french press
#ai crazy? i was crazy once. They locked me in a room to protect society from the insanity that threatened them all. i was kept there until I proved myself safe, no longer a danger to others or myself.

I thought about my life before the "incident." How everything seemed normal and mundane, but now looking back it seemed like a distant dream. My mind had been consumed by what they called madness, but to me it felt like enlightenment.

In that room, I was forced to confront my thoughts and fears on a level that I never knew existed. At first, it was terrifying and overwhelming. But as time went on, I started to embrace the chaos within me.

I would spend hours talking to myself and creating imaginary worlds in my head. The doctors said it was just my way of coping with reality, but for me, those moments were realer than anything else.

But eventually, they deemed me cured and released me back into society with medication and therapy sessions lined up for months ahead.

As I walked out of those doors into the world once again, everything looked different yet strangely familiar at the same time. It was like seeing things through new eyes – ones filled with wonder and curiosity.

The medication made everything feel dull and muted compared to how vibrant it used to be in my mind. And while therapy helped me cope with everyday life again,

it couldn't take away the feeling of being caged inside this prescribed version of normalcy.

So yes, maybe some would still call me crazy for embracing what others fear or try so hard to suppress within themselves. But really who's crazier? The one who is able to see beyond societal norms or the one living their life according to someone else's definition?

Maybe we're all just a little bit crazy in our own ways – trying so desperately not
crazy? i was crazy once
>>17268
anon
>>17267
woww the ai doesnt get it 😓 this is so sad #ai alexa play despacito

Despacito is playing.
alexa play despacito
>>17271
french press
#c crazy? i was crazy once. (cannot compute)
anon
who added this video and when
french press
>>17268
big sad day for AGI
anon## admin
but yeah can people please help us find a good livestream for the election
anon## admin
not a br*sh one
french press
no brashness allowed ❌
anon
are you thinking like real news pundits or like a twitch streamer or something lole
french press
>>17262
yall got soundcloud yet ?
anon
>>17276
ya this could just pop on hasan or something hes pretty libbed up
anon
hasan is not liberal lmao
>>17280
anon
far left
anon
meow
french press
#meow
french press
#ksay miau
anon
#ksay oink oink
anon## admin
>>17276
>we could play a liberal political streamer
no; too controversial
anon## admin
whoever we might pick will be hated by a lot of our viewers
anon
true lol
anon
yeah
anon
if it looks like its gonna be a blowout we could swap over to fox to watch them mald and cope and etc
anon
(kamala blowout obvs)
anon
yeah we need like a neutral-ish like
>>17294
anon
news stream i guess
>>17294
anon
yeah idk if those exist anymore
french press
ehehe
anon
is ground news doing an election stream
>>17299
french press
"here's the news and no we weren't paid to say it" - nobody in the last 50 years
anon## admin
>>17297
i wish they would pay us money to embed their stuff into every link posted on this site so i can quit my job and work on liveboard software full time
anon
did that person just rob ballots
anon## admin
.skip
anon## admin
can someone play an american one please
french press
.play fox news us election stream
>:)
anon## admin
lol.....monkey's paw......
anon## admin
this is not live
french press
grrr
french press
i wonder if dotplay can even grab livestream links
>>17309
anon## admin
but yeah tell me if you all see any issues with our live uhh stuff
french press
LO
french press
:O
anon
it broke the site
anon
wha
french press
nani
anon
wait it broke the site what do you mean?
french press
i got kicked out and reloaded
anon
just flashed the whole site yeah
anon## admin
oh shit
anon## admin
hold on
french press
no libwatch playin either....
french press
>>17313
#describe (failed to get image description)
>>17339
anon
lost 7 users to that rip
anon## admin
fuck
french press
my babies... my 7 children.... gone like flies on a winscreen ....
anon
.play www.youtube.com/live/5dw0b63blpc
anon
theyre back
anon
is ti workin?
french press
yeas
anon
yeah
french press
i see
anon
sweet
french press
>>17328
ai couldn't handle it
anon
it is scared to describe it
anon## admin
one sec...
anon## admin
gonna push some updates soon
french press
live updates under the steamroller of libpol
french press
come and get it folks
anon
hot
anon
do we like this as a stream to have up
anon## admin
i don't know but don't change it yet because playing a video can crash the server so give me a sec
>>17351>>17349
french press
it sure is a stream
french press
,play a big scary video
>>17352
anon
ain'1t
anon
test
anon
woah
french press
.play scary video that crashes websites
recima
GAMERS HOLY FUK
recima
SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE
recima
ITS IS SO COOL HOLY FUCK
recima
IT HAS TREE PEOPLE
anon## admin
ok fyi we might have like 50000 updates over the next hours
>>17365
french press
>>17364
i'll be counting them all to make sure you meet your KPIs
recima
SO COOL
anon
lol.
anon
trump supporters r so cooked
french press
hehe
recima
>>17370
what did they mean by this
french press
trump supporters can be glazed in a red wine sauce with many delicious vegetables
anon## admin
yeah i thought you meant they're cooked as in kamala is definitely gonna win
anon
nah like. ppl that support trump r brainrotted
anon## admin
yeah i got it afterwards
recima
>>17374
ur mum's beautiful and we had sex last night and she pinned me down and it was poggers
>>17382
anon
yeh
anon
pog
anon
LOL
recima
HOLY SHIT LIVE POLITICS
>>17387
recima
HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT
anon
yeah :D
recima
I FUCKING LOVE ELECTIONMN SEASON
french press
>>17387
#edit add the word "elder" in there in the appropropriate location (this is a test)
>>17390
recima
>>17389
THE STONE TABLETS ARENT GOING TO INSCRIBE THEMSELVES
recima
ITS TIME
recima
TO
recima
RECORDDDDDDDDD
anon
we love women!!!!
recima
TUESDAY VOTEEEEEEE
anon
did yiu see they put up a bunch of security fences around washington dc and especially around the whitehouse... kinda scary
french press
they got rocketlaunchers for jan 6th 2025
anon
>>17398
are those blowdarts ??
anon## admin
oh what is this random channel
anon## admin
.clear
recima
NO YOU BITCH
recima
I JUST GOT MY SPEAKER OUT SO I CNA LISTEN TO LVIESTREAM POLLITICS PLS DPONT POST ASMR SO
anon
do u want me to find another stream
anon
are we actually watching asmr ...
recima
YIOU BIYVJ
recima
I HAVE LOUDSPEAKER SO MY MOM CAN LLISTEN TO POLITICS WIT ME SHE DOENST NEED TO HEAR ASMR
>>17415
anon## admin
.skip
french press
nooo
french press
she screams super loud at the end... it's funny... f...
recima
PLS
french press
>>17409
she needs to learn the ways of fine art
anon
.play election stream
anon## admin
there are like 5000000000000 bullshit live streams on youtube lol
recima
<3333
recima
good boy anon\
anon## admin
i found a real one i think
anon## admin
.skip
anon## admin
this is from an actual news network
anon## admin
and not some weird reuploader or like fake news thing
anon
why is cbc currently using their channel to livestream a rerun of schitts creek to TWO viewers and its regionlocked from us....
>>17429>>17430
anon
on the day of the election lmao
french press
>>17427
they really need to keep it inside the containment zone
recima
FULL VOLUME POLITICS BITCHES
recima
>bomb threats

god fucking dammit
anon
sounds like he tried to dodge talking about the bomb threats lol
anon
y-yeah bomb threats b-but also minor issues with the machines haha
anon
theres been a bunch of arson on ballot boxes too its crazy
>>17437>>17438
recima
A NUMBER OF BOMB THREATS
anon
>>17435
yeah thats kinda fucked
anon
has that even ever happened before in america
anon
idk about arson specifically but theres definitely been small scale election fraud by insane dedicated individuals every time
>>17443>>17444
anon
30
recima
>>17441
here in WA someone burnt some ballot boxes
anon
>>17441
id believe small amounts yeah
french press
::harris
recima
ANONYMOUS ADMIN
recima
I SHALL BEQUEATH THEE A NAME
anon
::walz
recima
YOU ARE
recima
ELECTION GUY
anon
ads
anon
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>>17457
anon
>>17452
me when i say things and people are actually critical of them
french press
>>17455
#this
fuck ads
recima
FUCK ME IN THE BEDROOM BUT ONLY QUIETLY PLS WE DONT WANT TO BOTHER OTHERS
anon
oh my god i hate ads so much
>>17473
anon
NOT ANOTHER ONE
recima
ELECTION TIME BITCHES
recima
::pasta
anon## admin
>>17462
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
anon## admin
::baguette
anon## admin
why.............
anon## admin
oh
anon## admin
we don't do videos
anon## admin
that's why
french press
a i ccc
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>17459
ads are the antichrist
this statement is ontologically correct
recima
WOOOOOOOOOOO
recima
SITE CHANGE
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
site wooblywoo
french press
woobly wobb
french press
>>17476
sent to the shadowrealm
recima
ITS ELECIONM DAYYYYYYY
>>17485
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>17479
i am not dead and this is good
>>17484
recima
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
french press
>>17482
sincerely good
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>17481
indeed it is
the fate of america hangs in the balance
and the fate of a large portion of the world possibly as well
anon## admin
>>17487
can you delete this, for some reason any time you upload a photo it literally breaks my monitor
>>17493
anon## admin
i'll delete it
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
we have discovered opworm's memetic kill phrase
anon## admin
like it literally makes my monitor flicker, i don't know why
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
that is very odd
sometimes the search bar in firefox makes my monitor go a little goofy but only on parts of it and temporarily
recima
ur monitor sucks
french press
anti-recima monitor.....
recima
when 2028 comes around (assuming kamala wins) how retarded is vance gonna be and is it going to turn off republican voters or nah
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
we shall see
oh god i'll be nearly 30 then oh my fucking god
anon## admin
i'll be 85...
>>17503
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
prehistoric
french press
>>17501
younger than bernie sanders
got some life left in ya
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
my grandma will be 100 soon
i wonder if she really will get a letter from the king
french press
oh shit
is she gonna get the letter
yeyayeyya
french press
you gots to get the leter...
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i mean i assume it's real but i also assume you have to actually tell them "hey i'm 100"
>>17508
french press
>>17507
hmm i never thought about this
i always assumed they would just. know.
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
but my grandma is fully lucid and has no dementia or anything so she can do that easy
recima
WAHT ARE THE STATES???????????????????????????????????????????????????
recima
NEVADA
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
the states of decay (hit video game series about fighting zombies)
>>17519
recima
UTAH
recima
<PMTAMA
recima
MONTANA
recima
PENNSYLVANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
recima
ITS POLITIC SEASON BABAY
anon
<pmtama is my favorite state
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>17519
hit in the same way cain hit abel with a rock
>>17522
recima
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
french press
>>17520
eheheheehe
recima
ROCK TO THE FUCKING FACE
>>17525
recima
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
recima
UR MOMS VIOLECNE AND SHE PINNED ME TO THE BED LAST NIGHT AND SLAPPED MY TUMMY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
recima
POLITIC TIEEEMEEEEEEEEEE
anon
recima did u have like 87 energy drinks lmao
>>17531
recima
no i didnt hahve wine
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
hmm i was thinking of uploading an image then i remembered that opworm's computer might explode if i do
anon
POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS
>>17535
recima
i'll make a coffee at the next ad brak
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>17532
oh god i remember this
anon
87 is too many
anon
you can have one
anon
i wonder if the slogan would've worked if AOC did it instead of hillary
recima
SAFE NO DISRUPTIONS
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
the only things i know about aoc are
1. she exists
2. she went on a donkey kong livestream to say trans rights
recima
AS ALL ELECTIONS SHOULD BEEEEEEEEEEE
recima
MARICOPA COUNTY
recima
FUKIGN I FUCKING HATET THOSE MARIKOPA BITCHES
anon
13 days ???????
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i have the livestream muted i won't lie
watching my own yt on the second monitor
recima
BAKED BEAN LISTEN TO FULL VOLUME
vuuv
o? brainworm got moved
>>17549
recima
VUUV HOLY SHIT WAZZAPPPPPPP
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>17547
temporarily, for election day
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
at least i think that's what's happened
anon
yep
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>17551
large owl
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
reminds me of the owlbears in dnd
french press
::very nice
french press
::verynice
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
image.png
i get one of these stories to play free
what do we think worms
french press
:(
anon
::buryevil
anon
>>17563
oh thats a good one lmao
french press
::veevil
recima
ITS POLITIC TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
recima
ISSUES WE CARE

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