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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but that's maybe because i appreciate beauty in general
no.16
99% of women are pretty it's a science fact
>>176404
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i have too much time until i turn 30
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176401
this is true
no.16
>>176403
this is also a science fact i just had it confirmed in the lab
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176403
this is REALLY true
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like if ur a man and u embrace being a man to its fullest extent (like u like having short hair and wearing male clothes) ur LUCKY if u look mid
>>176411
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
men is ugly
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they smell bad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
(confirmed by me)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176407
i've noticed this after years of liking men because the prettiest ones always do *something* that's not exclusively for men. like having long hair or whatever
>>176413>>176414
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
girls on the other hand are always pretty
no.16
>>176411
hmmmmmmmmmmm this is a very interesting hypothesis.... i think i feel the same...
gonna look out for it in the future
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>176411
having a moustache or a beard is like +10 to ugliness level
>>176415
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like sure men don't paint their nails or whatever but they wear beards
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176417
in general i think
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like it works to hide imperfections or wrinkles
no.16
too well groomed
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im talking about that ype
no.16
he doesn't look like he smells enough
>>176427
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176420
no heterosexual man would have a beard so well-kempt
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hipsters or smth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176423
he looks like he showers daily and wears deodorant
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>176425
looks like eminem tbh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176425
why is the motor in front of the driver seat
>>176434
no.16
>>176431
easiest to work on the motor while you're driving it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
not a good sign
no.16
that's true it is in fact eminem
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
doesn't look like eminem
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
taptaptaptaptap
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
the white subaru owner looked like eminem more than this one
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like men but i don't like them for their physical appearance i like them cus of the aesthetic testosterone gives idk if that makes any sense
>>176443>>176445
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or like
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
features
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176443
no cus u can look and be a man but also be fruity and i don't like that really
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i mean i'm not against it i just wouldn't like it if my parent was a fruity guy. a fruity girl would be ok tho
no.16
fruity girl >>>>>>>> fruity guy
>>176451
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>176445
idk i hate that... maybe thats because i dont want to be like them
>>176452
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176449
this is true
no.16
>>176450
yeah i feel dat. i'm not super into dudes in general
h
the best men are the ones that are sopping wet and look like they need a reacharound
>>176456
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
the best men are women
>>176456
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i once read a guy saying "the prettiest girls in this universe are just chilean men" and thought it was both hilarious and idk made me feel good abt myself
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like her stuff
no.16
>>176457
based trans musicians make the best tunes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#true
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#this (that's a dub)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
a dub: #this
no.16
#that
h
wrong
no.16
>>176465
#check (no repeating digits - user has been appropriately penalized)
no.16
i was NOT penalised lole lole
>>176472
no.16
i am above the law!!!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
can u give me 100 dollars please no.16
>>176471
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
pls
no.16
>>176473
fine....
\\100 dollars
#give
no.16
a real genuine bona fide 10100 dollar bill
>>176479
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow
no.16
they're square now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
thank u no.16 >>176476 #kiss
no.16
welcome !x9xp7N8Vkc
no.16
the grand heist
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its MY money
h
mm yum munoey
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
STOP THIS
no.16
now there is enough for everyone!!!!!!
h
noooooo
no.16
rip swap hasn't worked in a zillion years for some reason
>>176501
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
L
no.16
volcano pussy melt ya penis like ice
no.16
i've never listened to exmilitary in full before but it fucking slaps
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176502
this is me btw
h
LOL
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat i'm kinda tired idk why i just took a bus like 5 hours ago
>>176510
no.16
furrys are not woke
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176510
i'm in my bed
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i slept with a guy tonight and it was kinda efngeehhhhhhhh so i didn't sleep much nor fine
>>176514
no.16
>>176512
it's basically impossible to sleep next to other people in most beds
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was a very small bed too i guess
no.16
big oof
no.16
get those good z's in ur singles bed
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>spend a week craving to sleep next to somebody
>sleeps with a guy
>wakes up tired
AAAAAAAAA
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
at my place
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176527
looks tapir enough
shrimp
THEY STACK
no.16
little known feature of anteaters it#s true
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176527
this is just what would happen if 3 wormies met irl
>>176535
shrimp
thats incredible
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they'd stack and go mcdonalds
no.16
>>176537
now this twosome is a threesome
no.16
>>176539
based it's true
horrible to use but looks excellent if you get it right
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is this real
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
zoomer bohemian rhapsody be like
chat is this real
>>176548
anon
i used to write my notes in markdown and katex but i found it far too cumbersome
>>176549
h
>>176547
text file open in notepad / textpad app
computer uptime 3 months
>>176552
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176548
is this for real chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is this just fantasy
no.16
>>176549
windows key plus r
type notepad
speak
ctrl s
alt f4
h
speak
h
?
no.16
BARK
h
BARK
no.16
bark sandwich
h
#glesay bark sandwich
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bark
anon
$e^x$
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bark
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bark
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
if i was an animal i'd be a pudú
h
when this video started i thought that was daxflame
anon
does this chat allow inline mathematical expressions?
>>176572
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
pudú
no.16
>>176569
it doesn't but it fucking should
we need built in latex interpreter
anon
the default font of latex, computer modern, is so beautiful
no.16
>node.js
It's over
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is this real
no.16
no it's all a simulation dw
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yay<3
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
eys
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i bought a tee and it arrived and now i read the band is collecting money for the next album let's gooOOOOOOOO
anon
no.16 did you study math formally in any capacity
>>176589
no.16
>>176587
i can see the is-even package
no.16
>>176586
nope, i just like maths youtubers and have tangential understanding of latex in general
h
>npm install uppercase-letters
>downloads 3284 dependencies
>added 381 packages and 19 vulnerabilities
i hope node js and npm and the whole thing dies
>>176599
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i think this is real
>>176595
h
>>176593
how how how how how how how hwo hwoh woh woh wohwoh woh wohwo
anon
.play Suggested serial killer change, [was a really good idea]
no.16
>>176590
the trick is to install uppercase-letters-fork-fork-two which has all the dependencies included in the package itself so it looks much nicer
>>176600
h
>>176599
one time i installed uppercase-letters-fork-forl-fork and i lost all my banking information and somehow opened an account in africa
>>176608
no.16
>>176596
122 thousand people disagree!!!!! eeheheh
anon
like even if you don't understand what % does, just memorize how to find if a number is even using it
no.16
>>176598
nothing is real all we know is our sensations which are filtered thru our senses which can be fooled with enough time and effort
>>176605>>176609>>176604
no.16
>>176600
many such cases
on the plus side you can now just type getAllUppercaseLetters() instead of typing them manually for your crypto library
>>176611
anon
>>176603
this being objectively true or false: has it affected your life up to the point you started asking?

what would change if you really just were a brain in a jar halucinating?
>>176613>>176612
no.16
>>176607
ah much better i'm healed with a little bit of overheal
no.16
>>176609
that's the fun thing, literally nothing would change! i would still live the same way and want to be nice to people but i would just be imagining it all. we have to live life based on what we see and hear and sense instead of what we think might be true
>>176617
h
>>176609
#trvthnvke (that command can't be used in this board)
h
#ai argue against solipsism lol

solipsism holds that only your mind is sure to exist, but this breaks down fast. if only your mind exists, why can't you control everything? why does the world resist your desires? external reality explains this better. also, if solipsism were true, why bother inventing language or math? their complexity suggests they exist independently of you. finally, if solipsism is unfalsifiable, it's not a useful framework—just a thought experiment with no practical value. argue against solipsism lol
anon
>>176612
that's the same think i came to accept after being really troubled by thinking hard-determinism is accurate
>>176625
no.16
#meanai takedown against solipsism with spicy memes:

lemme hit you with this spicy meme: imagine being so self-centered you think the universe revolves around your brain, only to get hit by a random car and realize the universe doesn’t even notice you exist. solipsism cucks out here acting like they’re the main character, but bro, ur npc energy is off the charts. keep coping that ur dreams are the only real thing while i’m out here touching grass, eating tendies, and laughing at ur delulu vibe. takedown against solipsism with spicy memes:
>>176623
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
adorable and inspirational
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176621
beautiful inspiring and original
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
solipsism cucks is crazy
no.16
>>176617
yeah i'm pretty pro determinism but we're not able to tell either way so it's 1) unfalsifiable and b) can't do nothin abt it haha lets have a nice tiiiiiiime
>>176628
h
>>176630
entire field of philosophy solved
h
im not even kidding
no.16
hhehehe
anon
latex-anon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176636
she's hiding
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
too shy
no.16
she's wearing a bra under that chassis
no.16
what do you call a boat chassis....................
>>176645
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
boat motor
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
boat chaser
no.16
noooo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176647
wormies on a boat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
(i'm bury ebil)
no.16
looks like you're with bury nice in this photo
>>176658
h
dont like that
no.16
dman i didn't see!!! the sloppaaaa
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176653
need a bury nice gril in my life
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like how ai knows about big chungus
no.16
it knows
no.16
#booru (post has no image) dog normal regular doggy
>>176668
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
no.16
HEY
shrimp
hi
no.16
how are you
shrimp
im good hru
anon
HELlo
no.16
i've been STOLEN FROM
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176674
guys i found this dog outside
no.16
put him back
no.16
!!!!
shrimp
>>176674
#take
#booru (unknown booru upload error) (post has no image) dog normal regular doggy
>>176681
shrimp
>>176681
#take
#booru (unknown booru upload error) (post has no image) dog normal regular doggy
>>176682
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat what do you all think of my dog
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow
anon
can we have centrism back?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#dog
h
::kep
h
no kep
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#derrick
shrimp
truck love
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love derrick
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm glad he's back
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:)
no.16
derrick is unleavable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
you can leave derrick but derrick never leaves u
no.16
you can check out of derrick any time you like but you can never leave
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176723
i need water thanks
no.16
god i fucking love water
no.16
she's topped up
h
jesus christ
no.16
like clockwork
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
how tall is the tallest midget in the world
>>176739
no.16
#c height of tallest midget (cannot compute)
shrimp
>>176737
#reply

the term "midget" is outdated and offensive. if you mean someone with dwarfism, the tallest person with dwarfism is usually around 4'8" or so, but it varies. best to just use respectful language.
>>176741
no.16
>>176734
say again anon, i missed it......
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176739
it's not offensive
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176742
and being called like a lotr character isn't?
>>176747
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle
shrimp
i dont make the rules
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i do
shrimp
no you dont
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes i do
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay ok i didn't know ur shrimp ur right on everything ok
>>176757
shrimp
no im making the rules now
h
.play tile by tile
no.16
>>176746
>>176750
what's happening anon, blink twice if you want us to call the cops
no.16
hehe
shrimp
no second thought
no.16
first thoughts only
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle
no.16
>>176767
16th thoughts are best ones though
no.16
glegle to gleslay
no.16
yassified glegle
shrimp
i think we gotta kill this ai
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
why
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wait no ur shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok shrimp we're killing this ai
no.16
joker pronouns
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
jogler
shrimp
transjester
no.16
m2j
shrimp
m2j
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
jester is an interesting word because jegler in i don't remember what language means i laugh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or
shrimp
interesting
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the one who laughs
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
something like that
no.16
the laugher of jokes
no.16
this guy is still talking about latex i love his enthusiasm so much
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's not good glegle is gonna eat prions and fucking die somebody stop them
no.16
mad glegle disease!!!
shrimp
maybe glegle isnt human so it wont happen
>>176800
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>176799
#8ball (yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
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